Recent posts by 1132 on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / HOW MANY YEARS DO YOU THINK YOU WILL LIVE?

You’ll all live to be about 78.2, unless they create some way of being immortal or there’s some fantastic medical advances that will be completely unpredicted in the next 40-60 years.

Topic: Off-topic / MadJedi confirmed for racist

Originally posted by Fronebular:

Originally posted by ImBoutDatLife:

Originally posted by Fronebular:

Since when have black people genuinely been offended by being called a nigga?

Am I in the 1950s again where that word was actually offensive and otherwise hurtful?

hey white guy please tell me more about how black people feel

Considering black people call themselves and other black friends niggas all the time I highly doubt it is offensive. I’ve done it jokingly before too. and no one was offended. As an insult it really has no weight since it is used for more comedic purposes than anything. Even when it is used in an argument it’s meaningless and just as generic as any other basic insult.

The word had meaning, but it has lost it over time.

Yeah, try calling a random black person that.
They are going to get offended. And don’t give me that black people use it with their friends: they do, and that’s okay, because they are friends. They suck the hate out of it. You do not.

Topic: Off-topic / Vegard should be replaced as a mod.

Originally posted by AllStarDominatio:

billyfred, who?

You don’t want to know, if I remember correctly who billyfred was.

Topic: Off-topic / do you think you can take me

Originally posted by Zachary_Greene:

No, but that’s mostly because I wouldn’t dare try seeing as I’d be all over the news for “attacking a innocent young African immigrant”, and clearly that wouldn’t go so well.

Where do you live where it wouldn’t be construed as a black man attacking a white man?

Topic: Off-topic / The concept of the mind is very odd from a chemistry standpoint.

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

Though it’s still pretty amazing that simple molecules can become such complex sentient beings.

Now if only we could do that with computers.

IBM has made some pretty impressive strides in more abstract computing (see: Watson), but to be totally fair to humans, our ancestors have always had the ability to create such machines (see: babies). And then you start raising all sorts of ethical questions about the nature of life and whatall.

Topic: Off-topic / Do usernames become labels after an extended period of time?

Same concept everywhere. We are biased towards people we like, biased against people we don’t like. It’s a snowball effect that’s pretty hard to turn around. Look at all the famous people who were consumed by scandal, and their most rabid fans were convinced they had done nothing wrong, couldn’t do anything wrong.

Topic: Off-topic / This painting is nice, right?

A. It’s copypasta
B. Hitler couldn’t shade or do perspective for shit. I’ve seen the entire work, the lines are just wrong.

Topic: Off-topic / I think my teacher is a hipster

The hipster is a very well defined group.
They buy clothes at either thrift shops, or they go designer labels.
They drink Pabst Blue Ribbon.
They listen to whatever Pitchfork recommends.
They gentrify poor neighborhoods, pushing out the original inhabitants who can no longer afford the rent.
They typically hold liberal arts degrees.
They also tend to be young adult males either in or fresh out of college.
Unless your teacher fits a lot of these, he’s not really a hipster.
Also, to be fair, a lot of published music is terrible, and has been for a long time.

Topic: Off-topic / What do you do if you run out of toilet paper, and you are home alone?

Toilet paper is supposed to remove shit, not expose your rear to more of it.

Topic: Off-topic / "Women who play video games tend to have more sex, and be happier in their relationship."

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

Originally posted by CarlSweatpants:

nga pls

“we ain’t gon fight, our guns gon fight”

-chief keef

You’re a pussy for not using your fists as weapons or guns.

And you’d be dead.

Topic: Off-topic / Deep Web

It’s also a good place to commit crime, purchase the services of a criminal, or stay really anonymous.

Topic: Off-topic / "Women who play video games tend to have more sex, and be happier in their relationship."

Topic: Off-topic / hey shit tier and butthurt tier

Da hell copy pasta is this?

Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever had one of your relatives mentally ill?

Yes, and as 26.2% of Americans (similar numbers in Europe, by the way) will have a mental illness in their life at some point, I’d expect quite a few of you to have family members who were mentally ill.

Topic: Off-topic / lol all the miss korea pageant contestants look the exact same

It amuses me that the eyebrows in the gif are of different enough heights to look like they’re being raised and lowered.
Also, their eyes are really similar.

Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever had a moment where you realized a really common word looked weird to you?

Oh yeah.
Thought the word cherry on a can of Cherry Coke looked a bit weird, thought it said cheery.
Regret pointing that out.

Topic: Off-topic / People who Christians and say homosexuality is sin

Although it wouldn’t be as ironic as the second thing.

Topic: Off-topic / I just noticed I'm god.

Pretty sure that just means you’re a perv.

Topic: Off-topic / Who is the longest lasting Chat Moderator on here?

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

Originally posted by 1132:

ArcaneCoder and then Gevock, I think.

But hasn’t Gevock been demodded for a while (which, according to the OP, would disqualify him)?

Wait, was he? I didn’t even know. If you’re going to take activity into account, it’d be one of the newer batch- Alex, Vegard, and whoever else was promoted in that block all that time ago.

Topic: Off-topic / Solve my problem

Stop stabbing cats, for one thing.

Topic: Off-topic / Who is the longest lasting Chat Moderator on here?

ArcaneCoder and then Gevock, I think.

Topic: Off-topic / Can you guys help me? Pleasseee?

Originally posted by listle6:

Or you could go all 4 years and help yourself get a better job faster. If money becomes a problem apply for every scholarship you can find. I’m an average B student with average ACT/SAT scores and I’ve been able to accumulate up to 10k just by writing essays and shit like that. (not counting FAFSA) Go to your schools counselor and ask. It’s really not hard.

Depending on the state, you can also get pretty sweet tuition deals at states schools. For my university, it’ll cost a little over $20,000 a year for all expenses- tuition, room, board, living expenses, books, etc. And there are a bunch of unclaimed scholarships out there- GI Bill will end up paying for most of my undergrad, and on top of that, I managed to find $8,000 in scholarships I can very easily net, even though I’m white and middle class.

Topic: Off-topic / What was that one book that nobody knew the plot line to, and it's been the subject of controversy for a long long time?

Do you at least remember what the controversy was about?

Topic: Off-topic / All Atheists Are Autistic

This is what happens when the EU drags it feet, and doesn’t let Turkey join the club.

Topic: Off-topic / Ya'll need to worship me

Originally posted by ImBasedGod:

Originally posted by Fronebular:

What is your religion based on?

Fucking bitches and getting money.

I’ll only join if buckets are involved.