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Topic: Off-topic / Jigsaw puzzle

Hello random person, I’d like to play a game.
To your right, you will see a cage holding a wolverine slowly being poked by a mechanical cattle brander.The cage has a door that can be opened and closed. Above you, you will see shower heads that will spray thermite all over the room if you do not find the key and exit the room under an unknown time limit. (the cattle brander will set off the thermite) The key is somewhere inside the wolverine.
To your left you will see a rusty spork………..

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Steed wars

oh, sorry, it can be fake, as long as it is an animal and has existed in some culture’s mythology.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Steed wars

As the ruler of a new kingdom, you are chosen to send your nation’s army into battle to attack an old enemy. However, you must first chose an epic mount to ride into battle on. What animal do you chose to be your awesome war transportation? (I personally chose a bison….the carnage would be beautiful)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you think is the cutest baby animal?

The eyes…. they stare into my soul!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by yamks85:
Originally posted by pacaholic:

baby LDV


NO.


This


 
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Topic: Off-topic / Disturbing questions in kids movies

Look, I’m sorry. People are taking this waaaaay to hard. I just wanted to have a little more fun with the idea. Oh, ya, and how is " I wanted to hear what other people had to say" a “lame excuse”? It was the freakin truth! So maybe its lame and pathetic to base a thread off someone else’s article,but I wasn’t trying to hide it and be cool like some people are accusing me of. I’m sorry….ok?

Originally posted by Mansmany:

>goes on Cracked
>steals idea thinking no one will know where it originated because internet is so vast
>gets found out
>makes up lame excuse instead of being honest and trying to impress random internet people


Cool kid.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Disturbing questions in kids movies

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Originally posted by lht10:
Originally posted by brodrew:

Have you ever watched a kids movie that left a creepy, unanswered question that the movie never explained?


ex:


Madagascar: What happened to the humans on the ship that the penguins hijacked?


Monsters Inc.: Did Boo’s parents think she was kidnapped?


why are you coping cracked?

I wanted to hear what other people had to say.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Disturbing questions in kids movies

Have you ever watched a kids movie that left a creepy, unanswered question that the movie never explained?

ex:

Madagascar: What happened to the humans on the ship that the penguins hijacked?

Monsters Inc.: Did Boo’s parents think she was kidnapped?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Zoo Thread

What was the best zoo you ever went to?
Personally, I just went to the Minneapolis Zoo and was really impressed by their exhibits and collection of exotic and endangered animals. Thanks to thick glass, I got really close to a Russian Brown Bear.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Aliens are stupid

Originally posted by Tuna_Salad:

I think the point is that the reason we’ve ‘detected’ them (in a fictional movie/story) is only because they’ve crashed. Theoretically they could be all around us, we just don’t know it because they haven’t yet crashed. You have yet to say what makes aliens ‘kinda retarded’. And don’t use the word retarded, otherwise the retarded people get offended.

sorry, I respect those people and did not wish to offend anybody, I was just thinking that it was dumb how they have no way of landing their ships.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Aliens are stupid

I just realized something.
(No, I’m not saying I believe in aliens)
Aliens are kinda retarded. They have all these hi-tech gadgets, and yet they can’t invent a simple landing gear for their Ufos. All reports of aliens on earth describe a “crashed” UFO. Is that their only way of stopping those things. I can only imagine the scenario:

Papa alien: hmmmmmm, Roswell, this looks like a good stop for vacation, let me just adjust the steering wheel.

Mama alien: Okay kids, buckle up!

Kids: yaaaaaaaaaay!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I think my older brother is a brony

They’re trolling him, then they’re going to troll me, OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sonic puzzle

Originally posted by onlineidiot1994:

Hedgehogs don’t shove enemies full of quills!

Well, ya, but they do have them for some degree of defense, but you never see Sonic using them.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / What do you think?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r0c_kfdwQU

what do you think about it?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fantasy Battle

King Kong vs Cloverfield

Who wins?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sonic puzzle

Why is it that they picked Sonic to be a hedgehog?
Anyone who has seen a hedgehog in real life knows that they are either a spiky blob on the ground, or awkwardly walking at a pace that nowhere near classifies them stereo-typically “fast.” If anyone can show me a fast hedgehog, I’m all ears.
He doesn’t even hint that he is a hedgehog, because he never shoves an enemy full of quills or something!
And what about Knuckles, where is his long nose!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Zombie Question

I wonder what would be the most dangerous zombie animal?
elephant, polar bear, hippo, gorilla, etc.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Zombie Question

Can animals be infected? If so, I’d hate to run into a zombie elephant.
*shudders

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Awesome Senario

Vikings vs Zombies
ya, you read that right……

Scenario: A viking navy fleet rides into Europe for some good old plundering, but Europe is not how they remember it.

How long do they live, do they pose a good enough threat to zombies?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fantasy Battle

Aztecs vs Celts

who wins?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fantasy Battle 3

Halo Elites vs GOW Berserk

5 on 5

2 famous video game aliens are about to fight to the death………
who wins?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fantasy Battle 2

Gurkhas vs Viet-Kong

5 on 5

who wins?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fantasy Battle

You guys do realize that by Apache, I don’t mean the helicopter……

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fantasy Battle

Ninjas vs Apaches

5 on 5

who wins?

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Suggestions

you should have a contest with a huge prize for the best zombie game

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / monsters/unknown creatures

people made fun of the person who claimed he saw a" black and white bear"