Recent posts by Vorpal_Steak on Kongregate

Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: FrozenCereal

Obligatory, one-time bump.

Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: FrozenCereal

I threw in my comments. Call it OCD…or something…and stuff.

Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: FrozenCereal

Yeah, I apologize both for the time it took to churn out this interview and also for the lack of my commentary. I’ve been super major ultra stupid busy and I really wanted to get out a personality profile to get back into the swing of things. Once I recall where I misplaced that particular part of my brain, I’ll get back to interjecting my normal drivel. :)

Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: FrozenCereal

(Edited—now with my interjections.)

Mom! I can’t eat this! It’s FrozenCereal!

Real Name: Luke Nathan Rosenberg

Country: United States

What do you do for a living?: I’m a college student, although I’m trying to get a field in game design.

(Don’t bother. Videogames are a passing fad. They’ll never last!)

Origin of your username: One winter morning before school, our heater was broken, and I mused about how my cereal could just freeze on the spot due to how cold it was.

(I’d make a joke here, but cereal that is frozen…that’s srs biz.)

What brought you to Kong?: I saw some kids playing on Kongregate at my school, and since our school usually blocked game sites I went to check out this un-blocked one.

Favorite game on Kong: Ooh, I don’t know if I could pick a single one. Fancy Pants Adventures 3 was beautifully done, though.

What room(s) do you frequent?: Nowadays? I’m fairly inactive, but I primarily reside in Everfree Forest. Sometimes I bounce into Labyrinth or The Hive, though.

If you had a mutant superpower, what would it be?: Energy manipulation! Power over heat, electricity—that’d be so cool!

What is the first video game you ever played?: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Love it to this day!

Hobbies: Procrastinating… video games, internet, the sort. League of Legends too!

Grumpy cat or happy cat?: Happy cat!

(WRONG. No points!)

Finish this song lyric: “If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding…” Lies and slander, I’ll eat the pudding anyways!

(Fine! But it’s been sitting out for days!)

Mouse, trackball, or touchpad?: Mouse, of course.

(My first mouse was a trackball. True story.)

You open the fridge to see a bunch of rabid badgers. You have a toothbrush, plastic bag, and a half-empty can of soda. Go!: Close fridge, let them suffocate. That might sound mean but heck if I’m getting mauled >.>

(And now you have potential dinner!)

Should there be another three Star Wars movies?: Sure, why not? Some people say it might be ruined, but Disney made the Pirates series—I say give ’em a chance.

(Just as long as there are no more Highlander movies!)

Funnier: Andy Dick or an inanimate carbon rod?: Gonna go with the carbon rod, since I dunno this Andy fellow.

(Inanimate Carbon Rod for president!)

If you could have music played as you entered the room, what would it be?: Any Foo Fighters song.

Lion Voltron or vehicle Voltron?: The one with a balloon.

If you could do one thing over, what would it be?: Maybe high school. I actually enjoyed my experiences, but if I got a better GPA I would be in a better spot right now xD

(Well, okay, but wedgie technology has advanced quite a bit in the last couple of years…)

If someone told you to “stop”, would you collaborate and listen, or would it be Hammer time?: Why can’t it be both?

(Mind=blown.)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? (Submitted by Zshadow): Oh heavens no!

Something most Kongregants don’t know about you: I honestly can’t think of anything off the top of my head. I’m fairly forthright about myself xD

Anything else you’d like to add?: I’m bad at thinking on the spot >.>

That’s all, folks!

Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: ZShadow

Originally posted by 123aaa789:

Were you expecting this question? (Submitted by 123aaa786): Were you?

(I don’t know…WERE YOU???)

To be quite honest, I was not expecting that question. Nor was I expecting the typo in my name.

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Nice interview, these are always fun to read through.

Neither was I! I blame ghosts for the typo.

Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: ZShadow

Originally posted by Moshdef:

An interview with Zshadow?!

I don’t know why, but I can’t stop watching this. I’m not even sure what’s going on.

Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: ZShadow

Originally posted by hamuka:

Originally posted by Rolby:

i want personality profile too.

Be a mod or admin.

However, that’s impossible. So, sorry.

There are other individuals out there who are doing profiles. You might hit up JesseM8H or eProdigy as they have been doing quite a few. I am usually crunched for time (and notoriously lazy), which is why I only eke out one every couple of weeks.

Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: ZShadow

Most cats don’t get very far in string theory…on account of the playing and chewing of string. So that’s quite a feat.

Topic: Kongregate / I'm new.

Treat people with respect and they will do the same. There will be those who are the exception to that rule, so simply ignore them.

Welcome to Kongregate!

Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: ZShadow

A brief glimpse into the shadowy flight of a man…who does not exist…wait, no, he does.

Real Name: Zachary, but some just call me Z!

Country: United States – particularly in the Southern part. Fried chicken anyone?

(Don’t mind if I do!!)

What do you do for a living?: Right now, I work here at Kongregate and scraping together a degree in Physics.

(Yeah, out of neutrons, electrons, and dark matter)

Origin of your username: It all started a long time ago, on a place called “Youtube”. My 15 year old brain, trying to muster a username, chose the first letter of my name and added “shadow” to it because… uh… no idea, really.

What brought you to Kong?: I believe it was either Detective Grimoire, or Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2. I’m not addicted though… right? Right?!

(Put down the pixels…it’s okay…)

Favorite game on Kong: Now that’s a tough choice… Legend of Kalevala is right up there. I like a good Nintendo style game.

What room(s) do you frequent?: I usually pop in around Echo Hall, the room I once owned, but you can call me a drifter nowadays.

[joke redacted because it was totally unfunny]

If you had a mutant superpower, what would it be?: I’d like the ability to teleport, like in “Jumper”. Of course, there’s always the chance of accidentally teleporting inside of someone…

(FATALITY!)

What is the first video game you ever played?: Reaching back into the locked away memories of my youth, it’d have to be Super Mario Brothers for the Nintendo. That should be everyone’s answer!

(Pffft. They weren’t so super. They didn’t even have capes!)

Hobbies: Is mayonnaise a hobby?

(Yes. Yes it is.)

PC or Mac?: PC all the way. Macs are terribly un-upgradable.

(And non biodegradable! And all other kinds of ’ables!)

Finish this song lyric: “So here it is, another chance Wide awake, you face the day…” Your dream is over, or has it just begun?

(Dangit! I wasn’t prepared for that question!)

What do you want to be when you grow up? How does that differ from when you were a child?: Hopefully, an optics physicist (yay science!) When I was younger though, I grew with the idea of being a barber. No idea why. I suppose I still could, string theory is about how to cut hair, right?

(It’s all in the wrist—the wrist…OF SCIENCE!)

The missile is about to launch. Nearby there is a piece of cheese, a shoehorn, a goat, and Mars…yes, Mars. Go!: I place the shoehorn on my head, imitating a female goat. After gaining the goat’s trust, I convince it to ram the rocket, redirecting its aim to Mars (durn you Martians!) After that is finished, I sit back and enjoy a well-deserved slice of cheese. Mmm… cheesey.

(Joke’s on you! That was MARTIAN cheese!)

What is your all-time favorite movie?: Lord of the Rings. In my opinion, the best movie ever made.

(That was a THREE movies…but I’m gonna let it slide on account of them all being so damned awesome)

Funnier: Grumpy, Tardar Sauce cat or Russel Brand?: Tard! How can you not laugh at that little grumpy face?

(You’re right. It’s true)

Favorite catch phrase?: “That’s my momma!”

Why is a duck?: A duck is a duck is a duck is a duck…

(Unless it’s a horse of course)

Tell us about your worst day ever: The day Vorpal_Steak stopped answering my calls… 

(I blame my voicemail. It eats things.)

Did you expect the Spanish Inquisition?: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Were you expecting this question? (Submitted by 123aaa786): Were you?

(I don’t know…WERE YOU???)

Something most Kongregants don’t know about you: This one time, at band cam-

Anything else you’d like to add?:

()

Until next time, ciao!

Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: 123aaa789

And, now, a journey into the mind…of some numbers and letters. Really, this is just a counting and spelling lesson!

Name: People seem to feel inclined to call me Parker.

Country: A place called Canada.

(No, I believe it’s called “Mooseland”. Duh)

What do you do for a living?: I’m a first year mechatronics engineering student, but I’m currently on a four month co-op doing software testing and data analysis.

Origin of your username: A lot of the games I used to play online many years ago were arcade style games, and the high score systems they had were the kind where you just enter three characters for your name. Being the creative kid I was, I defaulted to using “123” and “aaa” for almost all of them. When it came time to make a username for websites (can’t exactly remember where I first used it as it is now), I decided to combine them, and the addition of the “789” was simply to balance it out a bit more.

(I used to enter “poo” and “ass” And that was just last week…)

What brought you to Kong?: I used to play games on a few other sites many years ago, one of which was AddictingGames, which introduced me to Platform Racing (the original one), which introduced me to Jiggmin.com, which introduced me to Kongregate Racing, which brought me here.

Favourite game on Kong: No contest, it’s Azul Baronis, it’s one of the few games that I used to play before I was on Kong that I still play.

What room(s) do you frequent? I’ve been a resident of The Red Bucket for a few years now, and I occasionally visit Labyrinth.

If you had the power to do so, what TV show would you revive and renew?: “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” for sure, I watched every single episode (again) last semester. It wouldn’t be the same without the same cast, but I feel like it could still do pretty well.

(Are we talking the American or British version?)

What is the worst movie you’ve ever seen?: I try to avoid watching bad movies in the first place, and if I do watch anything bad I try to block it from my memory, so I really can’t think of one right now.

Hobbies: Kongregate (there’s a shocker), coding random small programs for my own amusement, Rubik’s Cubes (I can do up to 4×4×4, haven’t tried any larger yet, but I’d assume it follows the same strategy for the rest), sudoku, basketball, darts, and golf.

Vampires or zombies?: Vampires make for much more interesting films (Van Helsing, anyone?).

(As long as they don’t sparkle…)

Finish this song lyric: “Gunshot, police line, you’d better not cross…” It makes it harder to Google the lyrics if they’re not right, from what I gathered it’s “Caution, police line, you better not cross.
Is the cop or am I the one that’s really dangerous?” Not sure if I’ve heard this Green Day song before though, not really a huge fan of them.

(Whoops, my bad—I got them wrong. But you cheated!)

What do you want to be when you grow up?: Going off of the program I’m in in university, I’m going to let people make up their own conclusions.

(So you want to be a puppy?)

The ship is sinking and you’ve got five minutes. You have a pogo stick, one match, a koala bear, and a can of soup. GO!: First, I give the koala bear the pogo stick to keep it entertained while I ready a life raft, and then, once it’s ready, I start to row us a small distance from the boat (can’t leave them behind, of course), but not before using the match to light the ship on fire, so that the smoke might signal any potential rescuers as to our whereabouts. The soup will be consumed if necessary.

(Nope. The koala ate the soup.)

What is currently queued up in your music player?: Would it disappoint anyone to know that I don’t have a music player that I have a playlist in? Some of the things I’ve enjoyed listening to lately have been some Led Zeppelin, Queen, Pink Floyd The Who, and just a bunch of other classic rock stuff in general. And I do usually listen to albums and concerts in full rather than select songs, so I’m glad that so many of them are uploaded in full on YouTube.

(Youtube: The ultimate music player…and cat video player…)

Funnier: Cats or birds?: Cats, from personal experience, having owned three before and seeing what kinds of things they get themselves into.

(It was a trick question—birds are most decidedly unfunny.)

Um, you stepped in something: You placed something in my path of motion.

(Ummm…that guy over there did it!)

Who was the better pirate: Jack Sparrow or Captain Hook?: Jack Sparrow, Jack was eaten by a kraken and shrugged it off as a little thing, Hook couldn’t even let go of the fact that just his hand was eaten by a crocodile.

And, while we’re on the subject, pirates or ninjas?: Pirates, because they do what they want, and they’re free.

(I had to pay for my pirate…)

If you could create your own cult, and have everyone worship you and it, what would your cult be about? (Submitted by Mossystump): I have enough trouble chatting with people on Kong, let alone talking in front of groups of people in real life, let alone having a cult following who I’d probably have to speak to, so probably a following of people who are perfectly capable of deciding things for themselves and not having to always listen to me, but who still like to talk to me because they’re not really followers but more people who just like my company, and are more like friends, so not really a cult at all if you break it down enough.

There you have it!

Topic: Kongregate / Good news, everyone! jmtb02 is joining Kongregate

Welcome to the fold (whenever you get here)!

Now is Kong going to have to hire another admin just to scoop elephant droppings?

No, I’m not applying for that job, just askin’.

;)

Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: Mossystump

Why is the stump mossy? What kind of stump? Let’s find out from Mossystump.

Real Name: Jacob Strickland

Country: United States

What do you do for a living?: Currently I work a minimum wage job, at an amazing place known as KFC! It’s a fairly interesting job,
and after working here for the past half year I have a new found respect for how hard fast-food workers actually work.

(Now I’m hungry…but for platypus. Is that weird?)

Origin of your username: Alright, so… Quite a few years ago I went camping with my dad on a piece of land him and his friend owned. After coming back
from this trip I was coming up with a new email account… I couldn’t come up with a good name, so I started thinking about this and that..
I came back to a stump I saw in the forest, so I named my email account after it! Later, I started using that as my name for everything,
including Kongregate. MossyStump was born!

(Good thing he didn’t think back to the time he saw two dogs “doing it”.)

What brought you to Kong?: Hmmmm…. Well, when I was younger I went to Gamesofgondor (ArmorGames before it was ArmorGames) for my fun. Then I learned of onemorelevel.com sometime after that.
After visiting that website I read about Kongregate in a blogpost by the creator of OneMoreLevel. (OML coming waaaay after GamesofGondor, I believe he was associated with the creating of ArmorGames, if I recall)
Anyway, I was brought to Kongregate through onemorelevel :D

Favorite game on Kong: Hmmm…. I’m not entirely sure what my favorite game on Kongregate is. I would say GDR (Game Development Room), but it’s not really a game. I really enjoy Amorphous, but then there’s the amazing platform and musically bastardly awesome Tower of Heaven…. Tough choice, I don’t think I can claim and absolute favorite!

(No love for Ceiling Cat Invaders??)

What room(s) do you frequent?: Unfortunately I don’t frequent that many rooms anymore, as I’m mostly in game chat for GDR. However, when I’m not, my home room is Difference Engine! It’s the very first room I was put into on Kongregate, and I’ve been there ever since :)

What would you do for a Klondike bar?: I would go to my local grocery store and purchase one. (Hurrrdurr)

(Whoa, man…dial it back. That’s EXTREME!!!)

Any bad habits?: Oh looord. I procrastinate so much. However, it’s only on personal ventures. When I need to get something done, I can get things done.
However, I’m horrible at completing my person projects in a timely fashion. I’m good at getting what I need done, done, but I’m bad at managing my actual free time.

(It took him three years to answer these questions!)

Hobbies: Like every other Kongregate gamer, I enjoy playing videogames! Other than that, I enjoy working with Actionscript and working on my own projects. I also enjoy collecting pins, and other knicknacks! I have a pin from every state, from when I went to a SkillsUSA competition.

Christmas lights—colored or white?: Christmas lights-colored! I can’t stand dull lights (plain white are dull).

Favorite super villain: Riku from Kingdom Hearts (While he’s still evil-ish)

Finish this song lyric—"Suzy likes her all day sucker…" pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain. (What?)

(Suzy wants her all day WHAT?)

Describe the worst day you’ve ever had: Hmmm… I’m not entirely sure what my “Worst day ever” has been, I’ve had some pretty terrible ones but unfortunately they’re too personal and I don’t feel like sharing them with the community. Sorry everyone! Though to humor you, I stubbed my toe once…. It hurt.

(Yeah, while you were being chased by Godzilla, shooting bees from his mouth!)

You’re trapped on a desert island with a shoelace, a laser pistol, a gallon of milk, and an ocelot. Go!: Tie up the Ocelot with the shoestring and keep it as a pet. The milk I would split with my new awesome pet!
I would use the laser pistol to then hunt, to keep both me an my only friend happy.

(Where’s the litterbox??)

Gaming: PC, console, or mobile?: PC and console! PC is more versatile and has more depth to games, but you can’t beat the ease of the console! (That’s
not to say the home consoles are better than PC’s, just that it has different aspects that it trumps in, just like the PC does)

(Tiger Electronics games ftw!!)

Favorite horror movie franchise: 28 Days/Weeks Later (THE MOVIES ARE NOT ABOUT ZOMBIES)

Your lights are on: They’re…. Not… on? The only lights in my room are from my computer and a powerstrip…. and my glowing awesome mouse.

Why is the sky blue?: Insert science here, I can’t remember off the top of my head and I’m not going to use google to remind myself to sound smart.
Ummm…. Because… Because…. Poseidon wanted to retire, he took to the sky and created the wild blue yonder, another vast ocean to rule.

(SCIENCE!!)

Something most Kongregants don’t know about you: Well most Kongregants probably don’t know me in the first place :D So I could write any nonsense here and it would be new to them! Uhhh…. Along side being a moderator I’m a terrible developer and have a few games, though I’m very self-concious about them.
I’ve only kept up my very first flash game, and a few other things from when I first started with programming, but haven’t been able
to release anything since because it hasn’t met my personal standars. (I’ve made several other things in recent time, but none of which
have actually been released. Including a flash version of the arcade game Stacker, after getting permission from the company who makes the game)

If you had a choice between losing a hand or losing a leg, which would you choose, and with what would you
replace the missing limb?(Submitted by MrSpontaneous): Left leg, and the worlds most badass wooden pegleg until I could get one of those fancy metal legs!

That’s all, folks!

Topic: Kongregate / papas hotdogeria is supposed to come out next week

After all these types of food Papa’s creating, I’m waiting for “Papa’s Diarrhea”!

Or, in other words, not.

Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: MrSpontaneous

Grilling…steak…I GET IT!!!

;)

Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: MrSpontaneous

Been busy. But enough about me. Let’s learn about MrSpontaneous, shall we?

Real Name: [Redacted]

Country: ’Murica

(I’ve heard of that!!! I think…)

What do you do for a living?: I’m a computer scientist.

(FOR SCIENCE!!)

Origin of your username: In high school my friends and I came up with nicknames for each other. I earned the name Mr. Spontaneous because I always used to chime in with non sequiturs.

(I love cats!)

What brought you to Kong?: Fancy Pants Adventures World 2. Demo.

Favorite game on Kong: Drunken Masters! (New Star Soccer is pretty fun, too).

What room(s) do you frequent?: I’m on a vacation from Kongregate right now, but shout-outs go out to Ninja Chat, Mustaches & Game Theorists.

If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you pick?: A Pudú. LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE: http://images.google.com/images?q=pudu

(They do look pretty tasty…)

Coffee or tea?: Tea 4 lyfe.

(Is tea, like, a healing potion?)

Hobbies: In no specific order: video games, beer snobbery, music snobbery, hacking & hashing.

Sausage or bacon?: Yes.

(I like the cut of your jib!)

Favorite superhero(ine): Darkwing Duck.

Finish this song lyric—“We are all sitting, legs crossed ’round a fire…": You told me that my feet were burning- I called you a liar. shreds on an air guitar

(Water!! Water!!)

Stupidest thing you’ve done: This is supposed to be a short Q&A, right? I’m having trouble picking out the stupidest moment, but here are a few:

• Drove 45 minutes to a LAN party only to realize that I didn’t pack my computer.

• Bought some stuff at Macys and was told “Enjoy your clothes.” To which I replied “Thanks, you too!”

• Got talked into going Black Friday shopping with my mother and ended up getting elbowed in the face by an old lady over a spindle of CD-Rs.

(I be she was really Ahnuld fighting for an action figure!)

A bomb is going to explode in one minute. You have a piece of gum, a hangar, a french poodle, and a glass water. Go!: I’d chug the water, break the empty glass and use a shard to shave a reverse mohawk on the poodle. I’d then realize that the bomb was about to detonate, at which point I’d turn around and run away.

(Well played, sir.)

What (video, board, phone etc.) game are you currently playing?: BORDERLANDS 2 WUBWUBWUBS ALL THE BADONKADONKS.

(Do what, now?)

What were you for Halloween?: Bob (from Bob’s Burgers).

Where are my car keys?: In the last place you looked.

(Ha! Joke’s on you! I haven’t looked yet!)

Do these shoes make me look fat?: You’ll need to lift your ankle rolls for me to see them.

(It’s a medical condition!!!)

Something most Kongregants don’t know about you: I’m a second degree black belt.

(What’s next? Third degree burns?)

Druss or Skilgannon, and why? (Submitted by Bilious): Druss. He was a badass old man.

Anything else you’d like to add? Shameless plug for my forums app! I’m currently working on a redesign with tablet support and customizable color schemes: http://www.kongregate.com/forums/1-kongregate/topics/207272

That’s all, folks!

Topic: Kongregate / If you woke up tommorow and Kongregate took over the world...

Originally posted by Zshadow:

Originally posted by Vorpal_Steak:

I dunno…it would depend on what I had to do for badges.

Throw penguins strapped with hang gliders into frigid water, release diseases into the public, throw darts at balloons while dressed as a monkey, don’t shit your pants, burn ALL the ropes you see, and befriend a pet fox that eats mushrooms.

You know, the usual.

Ah…so basically everything I do on Fridays. No big change, then.

Topic: Kongregate / If you woke up tommorow and Kongregate took over the world...

I dunno…it would depend on what I had to do for badges.

Topic: Kongregate / Aiglet1 Memorial

I never knew him, but now I won’t ever get that chance.

:(

Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: Bilious

Originally posted by JesseMH8:

Originally posted by Conquerer95:

Another job Well Done Steak.

(I do like well-done steak) :3

Hahahaha.

I agree, there are well done. I love them.

Originally posted by Vorpal_Steak:

Bumpedy bump…to feel the love.

FEEL IT!!!!

Feeling the love bump for Vorp and Bilious.

You didn’t even buy me dinner first. :(

Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: Bilious

Bumpedy bump…to feel the love.

FEEL IT!!!!

Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: Bilious

I loved it.
It was better than “Cats”.
I would read it again and again.

Kong should implement that—“Rate this game: 1 star to ‘Better than ’Cats’”

Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: Bilious

Today we delve into the mind of Bilious…and then promptly take five showers afterward.

Real Name: Gavin

Country: UK

(I’ve heard of that!!)

What do you do for a living?: I’m recently unemployed. Which isn’t as bad as it sounds, because my bosses were awful where I was. I’d like to go back into the army, or maybe become an editor.

Origin of your username: Oh dear. It’s not an interesting story. How about we just forget that I have a username?

(Who are you, again?)

What brought you to Kong?: I followed a link, and the other end was magical!

(There was cheese, wasn’t there?)

Favorite game on Kong: Mardek, pretty easily. Going to play it again as soon as I finish badgehunting.

(Ssssh! Be vewy vewy quiet…I’m hunting badges!)

What room(s) do you frequent?: Mostly Fancy Adventurers With or Without Pants, but I’m occasionally spotted in the Lair or Remnants of Disputed Galaxy.

(You, uh, left your pants in the other room…)

What is your favorite food?: Mashed potato. It goes with anything. And odds are I’ve tried it with whatever you’re thinking of too.

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck?: About 80 pounds an hour.

Hobbies: I enjoy taekwondo, running, reading, gaming, and food.

Pancakes or waffles?: I’d have to go with pancakes, they’re more versatile.

(I prefer when my waffle eats my pancake, then I eat it.)

Favorite movie genre?: Currently I’ve been watching loads of superhero films, but I really like the not-boring genre most of all.

(Real Housewives it is.)

Finish this song lyric—“No I can’t slow down, I can’t hold back though you know I wish I could…”:Oh no there ain’t no rest for the wicked,
Until we kill Crawm’rax for good.

(I have yet to vanquish him…)

Craziest thing you’ve done: I ate spaghetti via my nose for a bet. Or is that stupidest? Really, most of the craziest things were really, really dim in hindsight, and I wouldn’t feel any better about them with more people knowing.

Favorite TV show growing up: Knightmare

You’re on the roof, the feds are chasing you, and all you’ve got is an elephant, a piece of cheese, and a shoe. Go!: I put the piece of cheese in front of the elephant. The elephant, since they never forget, remember that cheese attracts mice and flees from it, trampling the feds. This gives me time to perform an elegant triple somersault into half-pike into a bucket of water on the ground, which I then boil the shoe in for dinner.

(Resourceful!!)

Favorite snack food: Garlic mignons, though I’ve not been able to find them for years :( just looked on wiki, apparently they’ve just been rereleased…

(Read that at first as “garlic minions”.)

Did I leave the oven on?: Yes, but finishing this interview is far more important than the ashes of your house.

(My house is medium rare. :( )

Something most Kongregites don’t know about you: Most Kongregites are unaware of the location of my weakspot. I hope this remains the case.

(It’s the uvula, isn’t it? I KNEW IT!)

If I were to ask you to give me your soul, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question(submitted by Maginmaniac7)?: My soul isn’t mine to give.

Anything else you’d like to add?: Does answering that last question mean I failed the turing test?

That’s all, folks!

Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: Maginmaniac7

bump to show Maginmaniac7 some love

Topic: Kongregate / First Game You've Played On Kongregate...

Desktop Tower Defense 1.5