Recent posts by Vorpal_Steak on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: xela248

I’ma bump this one more time. What? You don’t like it?


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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: xela248

I have not heard this information…is further investigation needed?

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: xela248

I have been concentrating on writing two books and work has been busy so I was forced to take a break from the personality profiles. But I intend to resume a steady stream of them.

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: xela248

Gratuitous bump.

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: xela248

Let’s delve into the life of xela248. Not xela247, and 250 is right out.

Real Name: Alexandra (it’s amazing how many people don’t realise that ‘xela’ is ‘Alex’ backwards!

Country: Englandland!

What do you do for a living?: I study linguistics at university (I’m just about to start my third year), and I teach Chinese kids English over the internet.

Origin of your username: Back when I was about 10, I was thinking of a username for my Runescape account and thought of ‘Alex backwards’ + a cool sounding number combination. …Man, I miss Runescape.

What brought you to Kong?: At about age 15 (a frankly AWFUL year of my life), a friend recommended the site to me because he thought I’d like the games and the chatrooms in particular. One evening, when I was feeling particularly lonely and depressed, I decided to make an account and start talking to people. Honestly, the people here have been so so good to me, and I don’t know what I would’ve done without them.

Favorite game on Kong: I go through different stages of addiction with different games- I love Kongai, but I always find myself coming back to Project: Princess (a sim game where you decide what skills to train in your princess), GodField (FANTASTIC card game), and the Epic Battle Fantasy series!

(I noticed a distinct lack of Jumpcat in there…)

What room(s) do you frequent?: Bowser’s Castle is my one and only really. It’s where I’ve met some truly wonderful people, and after all that room has given me, I can only hope to return the service.

(Bowser has told me that your check is in the mail)

Favorite restaurant: As a massive foodie, how am I meant to answer this question!? There are waaaaay too many good places for many fantastic cuisines! If anyone fancies any recommendations for eateries around the London or Brighton areas, feel free to hit me up in a message!

Last song you listened to: You’re The One That I Want from Grease, the last song I heard played at the silent disco of the music festival I was at a couple of days ago! (2000trees, for anyone in the Gloucestershire area, believe the hype!)


Hobbies: I enjoy reading, writing poetry, and am currently working on the storyline for my fantasy novel (which I should really be writing more, I’m being really rubbish about it). I also like playing video games (go figure), and I love cooking and eating.

(Huzzah! Another writer!)

Last movie you saw: A Cinderella Story- one of my favourite rom-coms. It’s from 2004 and stars Hilary Duff. It’s SO cheesy and extremely trope-tastic.

(Are there any sharknadoes in that movie?)

Finish this song lyric: “If you’re lost and alone or you’re sinking like a stone…": It would probably be good to call for help on your phone. (Told ya I’m a poet.)

(And we didn’t know it, but your words show it)

What is the one thing you would like to see?: Probably the Northern Lights.

You’re riding on a hovercar that is about to run off a cliff. All you have is a flixershmif, two kabdaplers, an autonomic ferkol designator and a duck. Go!: If I’m in a hovercar, won’t I just drive in the air? But anyway, ditch the first three items, and devour that duck.


Kongregate’s mascot is an ant. What would you do to make it look cooler?: Lasers and go-faster stripes. Everything is better with go-faster stripes.

(Fastest ant on the planet)

Do you have any pets? What are their names? Favorite colors? Turn-offs?: I have three pets- a dog and two cats. We’ve had the dog, Tillie, for about 4 years, and she’s the sweetest little Cavalier King Charles Spaniel you’ll ever see! She’s ever so friendly and cute, but she’s as dumb as a bag of hammers. As for the cats, Twizzle and Ivy, we’ve had them for about 8 years, and they’re mother and daughter respectively. Twizzle has no tail because my mother accidentally ran over it in her car, but her balance is still perfect and she’s very friendly! She’s mostly black, but with 4 small white socks, a white belly, and a teeny white dot on her mouth. Ivy is very slender, and still wary of people (we adopted them from a shelter), and has the same socks and belly as her mother, but has a big white triangle on her face. She also has the sweetest little pink nose.

(And she breathes fire, right?

Are you a morning person or an evening person?: Evening, I can’t deal with mornings. Mornings are so…tired.

(True dat)

What do you think will be “the next big thing”?: More publically available American sweets in the UK, because seriously, I can’t thank you guys enough for York peppermint patties.

(There is some “York, UK” irony in there somewhere)

Got a limerick?: There once was a girl from Dubai, Who was strangely addicted to pie, She ate until sore, Eating three hundred boar, Which is how she gluttonously died.


What genre of music do you remember liking first?: Definitely rock- I remember listening to The Darkness and Scissor Sisters on my way to primary school. I also really liked Aerosmith from a young age, and really still do.

(I believe in a thing called scissors!)

Favourite band and why? (submitted by plugin848y): At the moment, it’s Pendulum because their music makes me sing, dance, and think. It’s great for all moods I fall into, positive or otherwise!

(Pendulum, mood swings…I get that ref!)

Something most Kongregants don’t know about you: Whereas lots of women buy lots of handbags or shoes, my vice is panties. I love buying all kinds of panties: glittery, frilly, bow-covered, multi-coloured, you name it.

(Pics or it didn’t—uh, nevermind)

Anything else you’d like to add?: I really like bows. I often wear multiple multi-coloured hair bows, and I really like bows on my clothing in general. I also really like frills, Lolita fashion, that kind of thing.


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Topic: Kongregate / Say Hello to Your New CEO

Congratulations and good luck to both Jim and Emily!

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: plugin848y

Currently, that is correct. My time is pretty limited, so I’m lucky to be able to squeeze out the profiles as it is. Things change but, currently, I am focusing on mods.

There were a couple of individuals doing community profiles. I don’t remember who was last doing them, however.

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: plugin848y

Obligatory bump.

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: plugin848y

The holidays kind of messed with my schedule. I hope to get back to more regular entries. Also, I hope to be able to fly, develop laser vision, and pay off a credit card.

So I have my work cut out for me, obviously.


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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: plugin848y

Here’s the dirt on plugin848y

Stay a while, and listen! Or read…whatevs.

Real Name: Debbie

Country: UK

What do you do for a living?: I’m a teaching assistant with children with additional needs

(Nothing witty to say here…that is full of awesome)

Origin of your username: It’s the name of a song by a band called Muse :D

(I’ve heard of them! I predict they’re going to be big stars!)

What brought you to Kong?: A search for “free flash games” one day

(We have a few…lying around, collecting dust)

Favorite game on Kong: ooo it’s going to be something puzzley but I don’t think I have a fave!

(We have designated a favorite for you: Ceiling Cat Invaders)

What room(s) do you frequent?: Ant Hill and Study Hall as a mod, different ones if I feel the need to wander :D

Favorite source of caffeine: Choca Mochas OR caramel lattes OR vanlilla lattes OR Pepsi Max.

(Why not just blend them all together?)

Arbor Day or Boxing Day: Boxing Day, we don’t have Arbor day here!

(But boxes come from trees! I don’t even…)

Hobbies: I colour comic art, I collect lego, collect comics, big reader!

What is your dream job?: I’m in it! :D

Finish this song lyric: “C is for cookie…": “D is for does anyone know what this song is?”

(C is for Cookie!)

Biggest guilty pleasure: Hurm…. I would say Lego, I’m an Adult Fan so it’s all a bit “isn’t that for kids?” :D

(I get that a lot with my hobby…eating paste…)

You’re driving Santa’s sleigh. The reindeer hatched an escape plan and have broken loose, leaving the sleigh powerless and plummeting. You have…a candy cane and a bag full of toys. Go!: tip the toys out, hook the bag onto the candy cane to create a parachute/umbrella style thing, float to safety, eat candy cane, collect fallen toys in bag, save Christmas.

(And have reindeer for dinner later!)

Why is a duck?: Because it be silly to shout anything else when there are flying objects.

(True dat)

Biggest pet peeve: Tinnitus (constant ringing in the ears, messes with hearing)

(I got tinnitus at a Wiggles concert back in ’65)

Favorite childhood memory: I have lots, I think it’d be getting read to before bed :)

How much wood COULD a wood chuck chuck?: Well if a wood chuck could chuck wood, a lot.

Tell us a joke: Mondays.

(You made me cry)

Cat or dog?: Why not both? :D

Riddle time! How many swags does it take to get the to center of a yolo fruit?(Submitted by Beny071): ew, no, you should be ashamed :P

(It hurt just to type it)

Something most Kongregants don’t know about you: I’m a BIG Pearl Jam fan :D

(It’s true. She’s 7’8")

That’s all, folks!

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: Beny071

Originally posted by Bob10110:

Man, I would love to have no-clip powers myself. Good answer to that question. =P

What if you screwed up, forgot how to use them, and fell through the floor? It’d be like Daggerfall all over again! (hopefully someone here knows to what I am referring…)

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: Beny071

Hey, look! It’s Beny071!

Real Name: Benyamin

Country: I hail from the not so prosperous country of Bosnia and Herzegovina but currently reside in the heart of Europe. Beautiful and quaint Slovakia.

What do you do for a living?: I’m actually a full time space miner and I can still download at 5Mbps!

Origin of your username: Ah, well sadly there is no epic backstory for this one. Beny is short for Benyamin and that’s what almost everyone calls me, and 071 is the area code for Sarajevo, the Capital of Bosnia. Now that’s patriotism right there.

(Also, I had already registered Beny001-070.)

What brought you to Kong?: I started getting into flash games a few years ago but sites like Newgrounds or Miniclip didn’t quite tickle my fancy. I expressed my problems to a friend and he suggested Kongregate and challenged me to get to level 15 in a week. Needless to say that that was a pretty hectic week with minimum amounts of sleep. :D

(I slept my way to level 15 in one day!)

Favorite game on Kong: Definitely has to be High Tea. I frequently find myself trying to break my old scores in the early hours of the night and besides, who doesn’t love a game where you sell opium and buy tea for good ol’ Queen and country. Psst, sequel sequel sequel!


What room(s) do you frequent?: Counterproductive Procrastinators is the room I created and generally reside in and, as the name implies, I usually hang out there and routinely put off all my work. But don’t be like me kids, do your work on time. The second room I occasionally drop by in is The Hive which is the first room I was placed in when I joined Kongregate. Over the years I built up a circle of friends there and from time to time I drop in to say hi. :D

Favorite source of caffeine: Pish posh, I don’t need this so called caffeine. In all honesty I’m not a huge fan of coffee so any caffeine I receive is through tea mostly. Chin chin mate.

(Don’t need caffeine?? It’s like I don’t even know you! You are not my son!!)

Mac or PC?: PC until I die, the thought of having to use a Mac makes me ;_;. In the words of the Scout “Rainbows make me cry”.

(For fear of my life, I am not making a comment either way on this one.)

Hobbies: I’m an avid saxophone player and somewhat of a movie buff. Every night I play a little John Jenkins and then I creep into bed and watch a movie that sparked my interesting somewhere somehow. Other than that, I enjoy video games and broadening my horizons by browsing the web for interesting tidbits of information.

(I herd cats. It’s a hobby!)

What is your dream job?: Hmm…This is a little cliche but either a film director or failing that a Neuroparasitologist. Either works. But hey, if there are any job opening for either give me a whisper and I’ll be on you faster than a millipede on mango juice.

(Neuroparasitologist is soooo cliche. Like, be original, man.)

Finish this song lyric: “Blinded by the light…" I’ve decided to write a poem.
Blinded by the light my senses flinch
My sight, my vision, my perception gone in a pinch
Slowly they recover, bit by bit
Using my whit, I deduce the cause of this visual split
Twas nothing but a camera in the night
Set up to give unsuspecting strangers a fright

(I think that works better than the actual lyrics.)

Favorite junk food: I don’t know if this qualifies as junk food but cinnamon buns covered in warm icing. Cinnamon is my favorite thing in the world and I’d basically eat anything drenched in cinnamon. I once had a sandwich called the “Cardiac Arrest” and that was pretty tasty!

(It obviously failed to live up to its name…)

The room is filling with water. You have a pack of gum, a ballpoint pen, a banana, and five electric eels. Go!: Easy. Throw the eels in the water, chew the gum, blow a huge bubble, pop the bubble with the pen, eels get scared and begin to emit deadly amounts of electricity. Electro is my bro and he would definitely pick up on that large amount of electricity and come rescue me. Luckily I had my rubber boots on!

Which came first—the chicken or the egg?: I’d say the chicken. Everyone knows that the egg couldn’t have been first as eggs were only invented in the 12th century. I’ll never understand these silly people who never bothered to learn their history and think that the egg could have been first. Wake up people.

(The all-you-can-eat breakfast bar appeared soon after.)

Do you know where I left my wallet?: Umm…well….Here it is. Twas in my pocket but I swear by the Old Gods and the New that it wasn’t I that absconded with your wallet. I blame those urchins in Fleatown.

(You’re a Kender, aren’t you?)

Most interesting place visited: It has to be Amsterdam for now. When I went there it was mind blowing, like you stepped into some crazy dystopian future. Nevertheless I had a tonne of fun there and is probably one of my most memorable trips.

Something you’re looking forward to: Mainly video game releases like The Stick of Truth. But I’m also looking forward to TV shows that will be airing soon like Game of Thrones. OH MAN I CANT WAIT FOR THAT HELP PLZ. D:

Look! Something shiny!: We are not amused….Ooof…..Nope…..Resist…….POUNCE Here you go, I think playing with this object for the last 5 days is enough. If you’ll excuse me I’ll be going for a long deserved catnap.

(But…it’s not shiny anymore. YOU MONSTER!!!)

What do you think is an appropriate punishment for people who eat others’ lunches out of the refrigerator at work?: Well now there are a lot of options to consider. Should one go for the traditional approach and put laxative in the next meal? Or should he do something more extreme? I think I would catch him in the act and give him a slap with my discernible white glove and challenge him to pistols at dawn. Yes…that’ll teach him.

(We also would’ve accepted “kick to the junk”.)

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?: (Submitted by Bob10110): Not counting the OP power that is controlling time and space, I would probably say no clip in real life. You can fly and get to look silly in public!


Something most Kongregants don’t know about you: In the early hours of the morning, when no one’s looking, I like to go outside and howl at the moon. I’m also an avid History enthusiast and love to broaden my horizons of that past.

(Historically, werewolves have not fared well…)

Anything else you’d like to add?: I feel as though it’s my civic duty to inform you that you should stay in school and be good throughout your life.


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Topic: Kongregate / News about Ducklette (don't worry, she's fine)

Kongratulations, Ducklette!!

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: Bob10110

Originally posted by DarkRainyKnight:
(I bet you Saw Barney live last year…)

I bet YOU saw Barney live.

Don’t judge me!!! Barney would not approve. :(

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: Bob10110

We delve into the psyche of Bob10110

Sanitizer will be provided afterward.

Real Name: Adam

(if that is your real name.)

State/Country: Iowa, United States

What do you do for a living?: Just graduated college with a Bachelor’s in Software Engineering.


Origin of your username: Way back when I was first getting into online gaming some 10 years ago I wanted a username that nobody would really pay much attention to. I’ve stuck with that name ever since, for the most part – though I will sometimes use BinaryBob nowadays.

(Pretty sneaky, sis.)

What brought you to Kong?: I was looking for something new to do, as another site I had frequented to play games drastically slowed down its new game releases.

(And Kong radiates awesome.)

Favorite game on Kong: As far as the single-player games go, I’m really getting back into the MARDEK RPG series, specifically chapter 3 – over 80 hours of my time has gone into that game and I loved every minute of it. I’ve also played a bunch of multiplayer games, of which Sacred Seasons (the first one) and Realm of the Mad God are among my all-time Kong favorites.

What room(s) do you frequent?: Multiplayer game rooms mostly, and occasionally the two room chats ItBeARoomYo! and Indigenous Kumquat Research Center. I also frequent certain private chatrooms provided through the wonders of Kong Plus.

(What happens in private chat stays in private chat…or so we all hope.)

What color crayon would you like to see the most?: Pineapple.

(I’d eat that.)

Movies: 3D or 2D?: I have to say 2D here, as I prefer entertainment that lets me escape from reality and 3D is still a bit too real for me.

(You should try 1D. Flat-out amazing.)

Hobbies: When I’m not playing video games, I’m usually watching other people play them on Twitch. I’ve even tried my hand at making a game from scratch, usually for my own enjoyment.

Worst nightmare ever: I remember to this day one particular nightmare involving Pokémon turning evil during my birthday party…I think I’ll just leave it at that.

(Bulbasaur SMASH!!!)

Finish this song lyric: “Remember after the fire, after all the rain…": …I’ll always be here, to ease all the pain. (Or at least that’s how I would write it; if this was an actual song lyric then I don’t know as I don’t listen to music terribly often.)

Favorite Concert: I haven’t really gone to any concerts that I can vividly remember.

(I bet you Saw Barney live last year…)

The airplane is going to crash. You have an ink pen, a bearded lizard, two bananas, and a large cup of coffee. Go!: Clearly I am doing my physics homework at a friend’s house (who just so happens to have a pet bearded lizard). And why do the questions on these assignments have to be so morbid these days?

If you could own any car, what would it be?: Not sure what I want, but something eco-friendly.

Which way to the library?: Don’t we use the Internet to look things up now?

(Why didn’t I think of that??)

Languages known: English, a bit of Spanish, C, Java, bits and pieces of numerous other computer programming languages.

(I speak Jive!)

Next video game you’d like to play: I’m tempted to give Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft a try whenever it gets out of the closed beta.

(Still waitin’ in Jumpcat 2…)

PS4 or Xbox One: I don’t really play on consoles these days, and I’ve had Nintendo consoles in the past so I probably wouldn’t be deciding between these two anyways.

But I’m talkin’ about Shaft!: Definitely sounds like a pop culture reference that I wouldn’t know without looking it up. (I actually did look it up to make sure that I didn’t know it. =P)

Who is your favorite author? (Submitted by Payton_Hayes): That would have to be JK Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series.

Something most Kongregants don’t know about you: I got lost in a forest during a third grade school field trip. It helped me appreciate and respect nature later on in life.

Anything else you’d like to add?: Pineapples

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: Payton_Hayes

Originally posted by DarkRainyKnight:
Do you know where the bathroom is?: Down the hall to the right!

There’s a bathroom on the right!

Great interview as always! :-D

Good to know I’m not the only one who sings those lyrics!

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: Payton_Hayes

Let’s give a round of applause to Payton_Hayes!!

Real Name: Payton. Shocker, I know.

Country: United States. From Louisiana, recently moved to Missouri for university.

(Missouri’s state dinosaur is the Hadrosaur! CBS CARES!)

What do you do for a living?: I’m a full-time student; however, I was able to get a work-study job. That means I monitor a computer lab for a few hours a day (I basically get paid to do homework).

(So…watching students play LOL or Dota in a computer lab?)

Origin of your username: Well, Payton is my first name, and Hayes is my middle name. Put them together and…

(I’m not sure I understand.)

What brought you to Kong?: I was playing Warlords: Call to Arms on xgen (I think), and wanted to try out the locked race.

Favorite game on Kong: I really like the MARDEK series (of course), but if I had to pick one game I’d say Tower of Greed.

(You should try Jumpcat!)

What room(s) do you frequent?: Lately I’ve been having trouble frequenting any, what with university and work. But the ones I’ve enjoyed since The Hall of Odin was closed are Door to London Below and The Village (along with any room that I have some friends in).

What bad habit annoys you most?: Another tough one… I’d say people reading over my shoulder, followed closely by people snapping/popping their gum repetitively.

Favorite video game platform: PC

Hobbies: Playing a sport (football, basketball, volleyball, ultimate Frisbee)

(Underwater basketweaving…)

Do you know where the bathroom is?: Down the hall to the right!

(Oh…um…too late…)

Favorite cartoon character: Sokka or Zuko. I dunno.

(Are those types of soda?)

Next song queued up in your music player: One More Lie, Aranda

If you could speak to one species of animal, which one?: Dogs. I love dogs.

(But they only ever say one word!)

Favorite sandwich: Roast beef and swiss.

(Dogs. I love dogs)

Mayo, yes or no? Yes! On my roast beef and swiss. :D

Something most Kongregants don’t know about you: I go through at least a gallon of milk and a gallon of apple juice by myself in a week.


Anything else you’d like to add?: I hate chemistry! (exam coming up)

(Always remember: Avogadro loves you!)

That’s all, folks!

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: Hayato_Sakashi

Here we go, boys and girls. It’s Hayato_Sakashi time!

Real Name: Lainey

Country: USA (but so far north I consider myself Canadian)

What do you do for a living?: I’m a college student and working part time at a home improvement store.

Origin of your username: high school actually. Weird time for people when it gets even more so. Had to do with rping with buddies back then.

What brought you to Kong?: Saw kaleidoscope reef somewhere else, and saw the K tag. Went to kong for the games. stayed for the chat.

(And the coffee!)

Favorite game on Kong: Currently its Zombie Pandemic. Love it.

What room(s) do you frequent?: Cafe Kong mostly. I’ve been known to be around Gibson, Possum lodge, and Pride.

If you were a supervillain, what would your name be?: Electric Wolf (With the catch phrase of ZAP ZAP!"

(“Glock glock?”)

Best video game ever?: KH2. J/K. (or am I) Nah I love the KH series, and I really like the Assassins creed one, and also Red Dead Redemption. So no one favorite.

(Liar. It’s really Barbie Horse Adventures. I SAW THE POSTERS)

Hobbies: Work. Studying. Donate plasma (seeing a theme?). I also cosplay/go to anime cons, and do various other costumed activities for non profits.

(I once dressed up in…clothes…)

Cat person or dog person? Ferret person? Platypus person?: Canine for real. And Vulpines.

Finish this song lyric: “I’m not sick but I’m not well…": Still take me to the hospital.

(Yeah, seriously. That thing looks awful.)

If you could bring back one thing that was canceled/discontinued, what would it be?: Prolly TerraNova, Because I really liked it, or even Alcatraz. (For tv shows). For games I want to see a Megaman game. And also…I’d love to see a sequel series for Harry Potter.

(Harry Potter: The Musical!)

Your parachute didn’t open. You have a dirty sock, some cheese, a spring, and a rabid weasel on your head. Go!: Weasel in Sock with Cheese, Toss at random passerby. While laughing as they fall to the ground, use spring and their body to cushion fall and survive. ;D

(I’m gonna allow it.)

Preferable: A sharp stick in the eye or a swift kick in the ass?: Swift kicks hurt less in the long run, and I don’t have much dignity left to bruise anyway =b

(So I found this sharp stick for nothing??)

What one thing would you like to permanently forget?: Prolly already forgot it.

(What were we talking about?)

Most embarrassing moment?: Climbed a tree when I was little. I got stuck 40 feet in the air and the firemen had to come and get me down.

(You’re a cat, aren’t you?)

If you could do one thing over, what would it be?: Pretty much either year 2007 or year 2009

(Oh man, that’s an awesome idea!)

If you could have your dream job, what would it be?: To hang out on a tropical island thats furnished, and hang out, just have fun. (Ok so my dream job is to be spoiled rich =b) But for an actual job I’m hoping to work with the DNR or Anti-Poaching.

(Like…just couches and armoires sitting on the beach?)

Fork in the road? (Submitted by FrozenCereal): Drive Straight

(I’d like to get out of the car now, please.)

Something most Kongregants don’t know about you: I’m Androgynous. I don’t really conform to either Gender.

Anything else you’d like to add?: Nope, other than thanks for the interview =)

You’re welcome!

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: FrozenCereal

Obligatory, one-time bump.

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: FrozenCereal

I threw in my comments. Call it OCD…or something…and stuff.

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: FrozenCereal

Yeah, I apologize both for the time it took to churn out this interview and also for the lack of my commentary. I’ve been super major ultra stupid busy and I really wanted to get out a personality profile to get back into the swing of things. Once I recall where I misplaced that particular part of my brain, I’ll get back to interjecting my normal drivel. :)

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: FrozenCereal

(Edited—now with my interjections.)

Mom! I can’t eat this! It’s FrozenCereal!

Real Name: Luke Nathan Rosenberg

Country: United States

What do you do for a living?: I’m a college student, although I’m trying to get a field in game design.

(Don’t bother. Videogames are a passing fad. They’ll never last!)

Origin of your username: One winter morning before school, our heater was broken, and I mused about how my cereal could just freeze on the spot due to how cold it was.

(I’d make a joke here, but cereal that is frozen…that’s srs biz.)

What brought you to Kong?: I saw some kids playing on Kongregate at my school, and since our school usually blocked game sites I went to check out this un-blocked one.

Favorite game on Kong: Ooh, I don’t know if I could pick a single one. Fancy Pants Adventures 3 was beautifully done, though.

What room(s) do you frequent?: Nowadays? I’m fairly inactive, but I primarily reside in Everfree Forest. Sometimes I bounce into Labyrinth or The Hive, though.

If you had a mutant superpower, what would it be?: Energy manipulation! Power over heat, electricity—that’d be so cool!

What is the first video game you ever played?: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Love it to this day!

Hobbies: Procrastinating… video games, internet, the sort. League of Legends too!

Grumpy cat or happy cat?: Happy cat!

(WRONG. No points!)

Finish this song lyric: “If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding…” Lies and slander, I’ll eat the pudding anyways!

(Fine! But it’s been sitting out for days!)

Mouse, trackball, or touchpad?: Mouse, of course.

(My first mouse was a trackball. True story.)

You open the fridge to see a bunch of rabid badgers. You have a toothbrush, plastic bag, and a half-empty can of soda. Go!: Close fridge, let them suffocate. That might sound mean but heck if I’m getting mauled >.>

(And now you have potential dinner!)

Should there be another three Star Wars movies?: Sure, why not? Some people say it might be ruined, but Disney made the Pirates series—I say give ’em a chance.

(Just as long as there are no more Highlander movies!)

Funnier: Andy Dick or an inanimate carbon rod?: Gonna go with the carbon rod, since I dunno this Andy fellow.

(Inanimate Carbon Rod for president!)

If you could have music played as you entered the room, what would it be?: Any Foo Fighters song.

Lion Voltron or vehicle Voltron?: The one with a balloon.

If you could do one thing over, what would it be?: Maybe high school. I actually enjoyed my experiences, but if I got a better GPA I would be in a better spot right now xD

(Well, okay, but wedgie technology has advanced quite a bit in the last couple of years…)

If someone told you to “stop”, would you collaborate and listen, or would it be Hammer time?: Why can’t it be both?


Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? (Submitted by Zshadow): Oh heavens no!

Something most Kongregants don’t know about you: I honestly can’t think of anything off the top of my head. I’m fairly forthright about myself xD

Anything else you’d like to add?: I’m bad at thinking on the spot >.>

That’s all, folks!

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: ZShadow

Originally posted by 123aaa789:
Were you expecting this question? (Submitted by 123aaa786): Were you?

(I don’t know…WERE YOU???)

To be quite honest, I was not expecting that question. Nor was I expecting the typo in my name.

Nice interview, these are always fun to read through.

Neither was I! I blame ghosts for the typo.

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: ZShadow

Originally posted by Moshdef:

An interview with Zshadow?!

I don’t know why, but I can’t stop watching this. I’m not even sure what’s going on.

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Topic: Kongregate / Personality Profile: ZShadow

Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by Rolby:

i want personality profile too.

Be a mod or admin.

However, that’s impossible. So, sorry.

There are other individuals out there who are doing profiles. You might hit up JesseM8H or eProdigy as they have been doing quite a few. I am usually crunched for time (and notoriously lazy), which is why I only eke out one every couple of weeks.