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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Only walruses use tusks.
Executioners use chainsaws.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kakariko Village Name Change: Voting Thread

My votes are for Dragon Roost Island, Wind Fish’s Egg, and Level Select.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / adv0catus's Caption Contest! CONGRATULATIONS FELINEFORUMER!

GG. Had fun.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by Helltank:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

Yeah, no. I’m not clicking that.

It’s not a rickroll, it’s Friday.

Which means we should instead click this parody.
 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Being referred to Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ when a link suggests something radically different is referred to as being Rickrolled.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / RaceBandit's Bastard Dethy - Game Over: Joyville's Legacy

Originally posted by Bluji:

Why would you consider investigating ducks an action withhold? Do you have a grudge against ducks?

It’s because I couldn’t think of any players that were the most related to ducks, except ironically yourself when you switched to the A Duck Has An Adventure avatar.

Thoughts on the bastard sanities? I tried not to make any that would square-fuck the town.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / RaceBandit's Bastard Dethy - Game Over: Joyville's Legacy

Originally posted by Kadleon:

By the way, I never actually investigated anyone.

In retrospect, I should’ve made every investigation compulsive. You say you did this to measure reactions, but there was no real reason – you would’ve been lynched the moment you tried to say you spammed withholds.

Here’s my Mod Notes.

Bluji – Quack Cop
Kadleon – Megalomaniac Cop
thenewampkit – Bipolar Cop
Woon1957 – Naive Cop
occooa – Paranoid Cop
Pulsaris – Cannibalistic Cop
BLOODYRAIN10001 – Dr. McBadGuy
DragonArcherZ – Sir Minion Dude
Helltank – Sane Cop
BCLEGENDS – Insane Cop
sarothat410 – Sir Minion Dude

N1
Bluji: thenewampkit (roleblocked)
Kadleon: Withheld (<_<)
thenewampkit: Helltank (Town)
Woon1957: Kadleon (Town)
occooa: (timeout)
Pulsaris: Bluji (Scum)
Helltank: Bluji (Town)
BCLEGENDS: Woon1957 (Scum)
Factional Kill: (timeout)

N2
Bluji: thenewampkit (roleblocked)
Kadleon: Withheld (I came damned close to patching in random actions for anyone who timed out or tried to withhold.)
thenewampkit: Helltank (Scum)
Woon1957: Bluji (Town)
occooa: DragonArcherZ (Scum)
Pulsaris: Woon1957 (Scum)
Helltank: (timeout)
BCLEGENDS: Kadleon (Scum)
Factional Kill: Pulsaris

N3
Bluji: occooa (failed)
Kadleon: Go on. Guess.
thenewampkit: Bluji (Town)
Woon1957: thenewampkit (Town)
occooa: thenewampkit (Scum)
Helltank: Kadleon (Town)
BCLEGENDS: (timeout)
Factional Kill: Kadleon

N4
TwistedCakez has replaced Woon1957.
With saro being modkilled and DAZ being lynched, scum is now reduced to one player: BLOODYRAIN10001.

Bluji: ducks (Withheld?)
thenewampkit: BLOODYRAIN10001 (Town)
TwistedCakez: occooa (town)
occooa: thenewampkit (Scum)
Helltank: BLOODYRAIN10001 (Scum)
BCLEGENDS: (timeout)
BLOODYRAIN10001: (timeout)

Something tells me I screwed up at least one investigation result.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

I must’ve completely missed who this Joshua_Lee is. Someone in SD or OT?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

“RaceBandit’s Bastard Dethy” has ended.
Winners: Bluji, thenewampkit, TwistedCakez, occooa, Helltank, BCLEGENDS, Kadleon, Pulsaris

 
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Topic: Forum Games / RaceBandit's Bastard Dethy - Game Over: Joyville's Legacy

Game Over – Joyville’s Legacy

The other thieves had escaped long ago. Everyone at the power plant was already dead, and a Florges and Gardevoir were helping themselves to some of the corpses. There was no backup generator in the police station. Thanks to the band’s blackout plan, there was no way to restore power to the police station.

There was still the matter of three thieves in the police station, though. In the dark, all that could be made out was the frames of humans. There wasn’t enough detail for the cops to tell each other apart.

Whenever there wasn’t a shotgun leveled at another head, though, they had time to figure out who was whom…

BLOODYRAIN10001 was hammered – and therefore lynched – on this hour. He was Dr. McBadGuy. All three robbers were falsely told that if he died while there was at least one Sir Minion Dude alive, he would flip Scizophrenic Cop. Alignment: Robbers.
The Robbers have been eliminated.

…and pick out the bad seeds.

Survivors
Bluji: Quack Cop
thenewampkit: Bipolar Cop
TwistedCakez: Naive Cop
occooa: Paranoid Cop
Helltank: Sane Cop
BCLEGENDS: Insane Cop

Of course, now, it was time to load the shotgun one last time… but this time, it wasn’t another head that would be blasted off any shoulders. Helltank would blast the entrance open.

“…freedom…”, thenewampkit says as everyone notices the new entrance, but Helltank knows it’s not that simple, and takes the shotgun with him as the band headed to the power plant. Whatever was waiting for them in there would surely put up a fight.

Helltank: As bad an idea as this may be, the the first thing we want to do is find the emergency weapons that were in the power plant. Right now, the five are you are just an extra ten eyes.
thenewampkit: After we get some more guns, are we going to split up?
Helltank: Hell no. Considering what exactly goes into this group, I can see a split-up resulting in a civil war. We can’t have that shit.
?: We can’t have you guys getting eaten by the other fairies in here, either!

A voice from the shadows. Helltank pointed his shotgun in the direction the voice came from, and a Clefable showed itself… with its hands up.

Helltank: …you’re not like the others, are you?
Helltank slowly lowered his shotgun. The Clefable didn’t lower its hands.
Clefable: No chance. Any other fairy would’ve ganked you and chowed down by now, much to my disgust.
Helltank: You can lower your hands. Any funny business, though, and you’re dead.
Clefable: Understood.
occooa: Helltank, we’re supposed to know where the emergency weapons are in case of, you know, an emergency, right?
Helltank: Yeah. Follow me.

Along the way, they ran into a Florges. The Clefable asked everyone to get behind it while Helltank opened fire. It also took a Flamethrower from the Clefable to bring the Florges down.

Clefable: One down. I think I also saw a Gardevoir in here; you’ll definitely need to get behind me for that one. If I faint, open fire. I don’t care if I die in the crossfire as long as you don’t get eaten.
Helltank: This isn’t the first time I’ve had to deal with one of them. I’ll get behind you, but they won’t get enough time to drop you before I drop them.
Clefable: I swear, if you get mind-controlled…

He didn’t. They ran into a Gardevoir, but Helltank didn’t give it enough time to attack him. He was behind the Clefable before any attacks could go off.

Gardevoir: Why are you helping the meat anyways?
Clefable: Each and every Clefable has sworn to protect humans from those that would think of them as food. You know this.

As the Gardevoir and Clefable talked, Helltank whispered “On the count of three.” The Clefable nodded in approval. The Gardevoir didn’t notice.
Helltank counted to three in his head as the Gardevoir started to go into great detail about why she was eating the people that worked in the power plant. Helltank blurted out THREE!”, the Clefable ducked, and the cop jumped up and scored a headshot on the Gardevoir, who died instantly.

Clefable: Nice shot! Bad news is I don’t know if there are any more of your predators waiting for you. Good news is I can see what looks like a weapons cache.

It was sealed off with a password, but when the Clefable stepped up and entered it in correctly, the cops wondered if the security was even the least bit effective. They also questioned why there was a backup generator in the armory, but not in the police station.

The cache contained four handguns, four shotguns, two rifles, and ammo for all of the guns. Helltank swapped out his shotgun for a rifle. The other cops got shotguns. The Clefable didn’t grab a gun; its hands weren’t exactly suited for using guns, and even if they were, it had a few spells up its sleeves.

At this point, the Clefable moved to the back so nobody would ambush them. Any frontal attackers would eat lead cereal. Eventually, the cops and Clefable made it to the main control room, where they ran into a big fucking problem:

All of the machinery was broken.

The Clefable tried to power one of the computers with a Thunderbolt, but there was no response. There was no overload either.

Clefable: Damn it! Does anyone know how to fix about 20 computers?

There was no response, only six facepalms.

They cleared out the power plant, counted the human bodies that hadn’t been eaten, and dug graves for them. The Clefable blessed the graves.

Clefable: What happened here anyways? You should’ve been able to get to the guns before the shit hit the fan.
Helltank: If I had to guess, there was a big band of thieves that split up. The thieves that broke into the police station brought some Dedennes with them… they jacked into power outlets, stole enough power to cause a blackout, then another group must’ve broken into the power plant and killed everyone inside while they were busy trying to get the power back up.
Clefable: I also noticed that the armory had a backup generator, but not the police station or … you know, the main room in the power plant.
Helltank: I saw a backup in the main room; it was just smashed to pieces.
Clefable: Oh. I still don’t see why you cops wouldn’t hold onto a backup though. Shouldn’t you also have put more guns in the station than just one shotgun? It’s a bit silly to see a power plant with more arms than the men of the law.
Helltank: To this day, I still don’t know why we let BCLEGENDS make that decision.

The Clefable facepalmed, then recited a new blueprint that would ensure that Joyville was never attacked by fairies again. Now they just needed people that could put the blueprint to use…

In the meantime, the Cops have won the game.
Winners: Bluji, thenewampkit, TwistedCakez, occooa, Helltank, BCLEGENDS, Kadleon, Pulsaris
Better luck next time, BLOODYRAIN10001, DragonArcherZ, and sarothat410.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / RaceBandit's Bastard Dethy - Game Over: Joyville's Legacy

Votals
BLOODYRAIN10001: 3 (thenewampkit, Helltank, Bluji)

Deadline in 49 hours and 20 minutes.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / RaceBandit's Bastard Dethy - Game Over: Joyville's Legacy

So I didn’t realize this when I started Hour 8, but the modkill caused something hysterical…


Hour 9 – Reprieve

The winds seem to die down at this hour.

Nobody was nightkilled on Hour 8.

In addition to their standard investigations, everyone also took the time to look at the two new bodies.

DragonArcherZ (lynched) was a Sir Minion Dude. Alignment: Robbers.
sarothat410 (modkilled) was a Sir Minion Dude. Alignment: Robbers.
With one player left, Scum has lost their nightchat.

Just two hours ago, they had to worry about three thieves. Now though, it seems like they got a reprieve…


Hour 9 Deadline: 4/9, 1 PM, MST
Headcount: 7
(Bluji, thenewampkit, TwistedCakez, occooa, BLOODYRAIN10001, Helltank, BCLEGENDS)
Votes required for a Hammer: 4

 
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Topic: Forum Games / adv0catus's Caption Contest! CONGRATULATIONS FELINEFORUMER!

“The higher-ups wouldn’t let me bring cold iron arrows.”
gg

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

How often have you been hosting a game and thought a deadline was closer than it really was? I almost ended Hour 8 of RaceBandit’s Bastard Dethy a day early because derp.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / RaceBandit's Bastard Dethy - Game Over: Joyville's Legacy

DragonArcherZ was lynched on this hour. His role will be revealed at the start of Hour 9.

And… two people failed to respond to the prod. (coin toss)
TwistedCakez has replaced Woon1957.

One of the remaining people had a heart attack when they saw the shotgun go off and promptly died.
sarothat410 has been modkilled for inactivity. His role will be revealed at the start of Hour 9.


Hour 8 – Heart Attack

Before everybody could disband and do their investigations, someone stumbled across something big.
Because there was a sufficient amount of reveal votes in Hour 7, I will reveal the sanities.

Orthodox Sanities
Sane: Accurate
Naive: Town
Paranoid: Scum
Insane: Inaccurate

Bastard Sanities
Bipolar: Insane if hour count was multiple of four, sane if not
Cannibalistic: Insane, eats dead targets, acting as a Janitor
Megalomaniac: Sane, roleblocks anyone else that investigates his target
Quack: Falsely told they were a cop, cannot get results from investigations

All sanities listed are town-aligned. No sanity is repeated.

Scum now has infinichat for the rest of the game.
Hour 8 Deadline: 4/6, 1 PM, MST

 
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Topic: Forum Games / RaceBandit's Bastard Dethy - Game Over: Joyville's Legacy

Okay.
What are the excuses for Woon, BLOOD, and saro?

Deadline extended to 4/4, 1 PM, MST.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

As mentioned in Sunset, the problem I saw was that we didn’t have an active enough community for a Resistance game.

I’d be willing to play if the community is active enough, but M4 would probably have to require one fail to avoid three resistance being mod-confirmed.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / RaceBandit's Bastard Dethy - Game Over: Joyville's Legacy

Modprod: Woon1957, occooa, BLOODYRAIN10001, DragonArcherZ, sarothat410

I wonder how many of them thought the game was over after the AF gag.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / {Competition} Sunday π -- Minigame 14: Rock Paper Scissors || Need Replacements!

Wait, did Kadleon’s post really appear on 4/3 for DAZ? Not even close to sure on what time zone can result in a discrepancy of more than one day.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Okay you got me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

Approve: Canyon Crossfire

 
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Topic: Forum Games / RaceBandit's Bastard Dethy - Game Over: Joyville's Legacy

Votals
Reveal Sanities: 4 (Bluji, occooa, thenewampkit, DragonArcherZ)
Lynch DragonArcherZ: 2 (Bluji, BCLEGENDS)

This post is 48 hours and 20 minutes away from your deadline of 4/3, 1 PM, MST.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / OFFICER, I CAN EXPLAIN!

FBG Guideline 4:

Inappropriate games will be locked. If a game is deemed unfit for the Forum Games Forum, it will be locked at the forum moderator’s discretion. This includes, but is not limited to, games that are used to raise post count (e.g. “Above User” games) and games that break site-wide expectations of behavior. Games made prior to this rule have been grandfathered in. If your game is locked, privately message one of the forum moderators for assistance as needed.

I came this close to parodying the rule before I realized Gevock would probably sic an Aegislash on me.
Or something with Disable.

That being said, this would probably be passable if it were used in the middle of a competition as a single round, with the worst reasons for each item being eliminated.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / RaceBandit's Bastard Dethy - Game Over: Joyville's Legacy

Actually, I haven’t modprodded anyone yet.


April Fools 2014 – Decree of Annihilation


The other thieves had escaped long ago. Everyone at the power plant was already dead, and a Florges and Gardevoir were helping themselves to some of the corpses. There was no backup generator in the police station. Thanks to the band’s blackout plan, there was no way to restore power to the police station.

There was still the matter of three thieves in the police station, though. In the dark, all that could be made out was the frames of humans. There wasn’t enough detail for the cops to tell each other apart.

Then there was a flash.

The aforemented Florges and Gardevoir have been modkilled.

With a second flash, the entrance was blasted open with a plasma shotgun, carving an entrance for imperial soldier Dima Dubkova. (She looks the exact same as in the end of The Resistance.) One of the remaining nine people didn’t notice, though…

Bluji has been modkilled.

“…freedom…”, one of you says, but Dima nods her head in disapproval.
“Just to be clear, the last prisoner I took was the terrorist leader you know as RaceBandit… and I’ve been on 253 missions since then.”
thenewampkit didn’t feel like going down without a fight, and jumped for the shotgun. He was able to get behind cover before Dima reloaded, but it didn’t hold.

thenewampkit has been modkilled.

“Try anything funny like that again and you’re next!”, Dima threatened. “Then again, it doesn’t really matter at this point; you’ve been harboring terrorists, so all of your lives are forfeit.”
Woon1957 was like “FUCK THAT” and made a mad dash for the exit. She wasn’t fast enough.

Woon1957 has been modkilled.

A Slurpuff approached the clusterfuck. “What the hell,” Dima thought out loud. “Might as well let the fiend chow down on the rest of you before I shoot it.” The Slurpuff took this as its cue to devour occooa.

occooa has been modkilled.

MUDKIP I CHOOSE—”

BLOODYRAIN10001 has been modkilled.

“Who the fuck uses Mudkip these days?”, Dima asked as she reloaded her plasma shotgun.
DragonArcherZ tried to ask about the gun. He actually got a response: “I had to refit the barrel so the slugs didn’t go everywhere but into the target. The gloves I’m wearing are also needed, since the shells are pretty much made to launch into bursts of plasma as they’re fired… I think the resulting damage spread’s 25% fire, 25% elec, 50% physical; I’ve yet to see someone who can No Sell this. Now you’re not gonna be the first, are you?”

DragonArcherZ has been modkilled.

“What’s with jumping straight to murder anyways?!”, Helltank blurted out.
“Emperor’s orders,” Dima responded. Before also responding with another blast.

Helltank has been modkilled.

“Then what’s gonna happen to Joyville?”, BCLEGENDS asked.
“It’s gonna get razed,” she answered.

BCLEGENDS has been modkilled.

By now the Slurpuff had also eaten sarothat410, so Dima shot it to death.

sarothat410 and the aforemented Slurpuff have been modkilled.

“Time to call in the wrecking crew,” she said. As she turned around, though, she saw a Torterra growling at it. “You picked a bad time to show up,” she said as she leveled her plasma shotgun at it and fired.

aturtledoesbite has been modkilled. Oh wait…

Originally posted by aturtledoesbite:

Everything else remains unchanged.

(Nothing in this post actually happened.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Much XALGO, very detail? Never seen someone combine XALGO and ASCII before, although it may be because XALGO is character heavy.