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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

I’d make a PJSalt joke (), but it would blow up in my face since I’m not getting SSB4. If anyone would get salty over SSB, it would probably be me.
(Salt is a term used in the PeacefulJay Fighting Game Community to describe someone who is upset.)

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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by hyproblast:

You are also still a fairly new face around FGF


I have been in the Forum Games for years

No, no you haven’t.
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Topic: Anti-Idle: The Game / Biggest Accomplishment of the Day in Anti-Idle

Finished my first Lunatic (Like hell am I calling it an Impossible) ascension.

I figured that if I wanted Hard/Lunatic perks I should chain Lunatic ascensions as soon as possible, so… yeah, jumped into Lunatic first shot I had.

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Topic: Off-topic / FNAF series SUCKS. (Five Nights at Freddies)

Originally posted by ImplosionOfDoom:

It’s an indie game made on a shoestring budget… So perhaps you’re expectations were a bit too high.

How shoestring?
From TVTropes:
“Extracting the game’s assets reveals that there are no actual “animations”; the game is constructed out of around eight hundred still images (some of which are redundant or unused, such as text characters of different sizes) and between fifty to sixty sounds. Some games are made on a shoestring budget, but not even the original Myst (built out of HyperCard stacks) was as primitive as Freddy’s. "
Yep. One can only wonder what Scott’s older stuff was like.

That being said, FNAF is actually a lot less interesting if you go in knowing what you’re doing, because then you’re noticeably less likely to die. It doesn’t help that I kept switching between cameras at a rate too high for my brother to handle.

Speaking of my personal FNAF gameplay… actually, I’ve only touched that game once. I made it to night 3, died to Bonnie (“AAH! FUCK!!”), continued, made it to night 4, and … timed out early 5 AM, fully expecting Freddy to kill me. Which he did, to nobody’s surprise. I even stayed mum to show what I thought you were supposed to do: Play dead when the power runs out. I may or may not have been rewarded by him taking his time, I’m not sure.
I didn’t record any of this, though. Sorry, guys.

Yeah, it’s reaction bait, and mine were unimpressive. (Me screaming when Bonnie killed me, by the way, was because I had the cameras up the whole time he broke into my room.)

I haven’t played FNAF2 yet.

Eh, either way, at least it fueled some L4D2 mods. Which further fueled my Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant tendencies by making Kirlias way scarier than they have any right to be. (The mods I just linked to are not my own.)

It’s probably not worth what Scott’s asking for, sadly.

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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

I will not confirm or deny this.

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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

I’m gonna combo break here before someone it melts into undesirable memories.

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Topic: War of Omens / Cards that need nerfs with other cards as precedent

The problem I see with Lucca is that his ability cannot proc on a turn where the opponent spent all of their resources. I don’t know how commplace this scenario has exploded into, but I can imagine it at least being uncommon.

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Topic: War of Omens / Can Mogesh's ability get changed?

Let’s say Mogesh’s ability was changed as you suggested. Would Sacrificial Lamb have to be changed to reflect this change, or do you think it would be fine as it is?

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Topic: Forum Games / Spitfly - Round 11 til 2/2, 11 AM, UTC+2

Originally posted by Bluji:

  • That same person must choose to give immunity to the people in his/her row OR column.
  • (There is an exception to the above: should your giving immunity to your row leave one person/nobody without immunity, you automatically give immunity to your column, and vice versa. If both options result in one person/nobody being left without immunity, immunity is not shared.)
If this was changed mid-game, shouldn’t it have been reflected on in the rules post?

If this wasn’t unchanged, Kadleon should’ve been forced to give immunity to his column, which would protect Darkboy.

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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by RaceBandit:

Otherwise, we’ll have you banned for fraud.


Sorry, is impersonation a better term?
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

How do we know this isn’t a trick? If you’re really ConstantProgress’s brother, prove it. Otherwise, we’ll have you banned for fraud. That simple.

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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

You’re redoing Journals :D?


I had previously mentioned how overly complicated the first setup was and figured it should be streamlined. The biggest change, however, will be to the flavor starting in D2 since Cirno is getting retconned out of the game.

Then again, the game didn’t even get to N2, so I really only have to change one flavor text and I should be golden.

From there, I’d probably pick random HWoC characters to show journal entries for. If I want to show you guys how Jojo’s been doing since JjNM, I’d probably end up having to get Bannedstory character codes for at least six characters: The five player characters of the RP he’s in and one of the grunts from an organization we’re currently fighting. Pokemon mugshots wouldn’t be as hard to get. The codes would be needed strictly so I could make custom faces for the characters, mostly to avoid running into the small problem I ran into when Darya died in DimC part 23.

: (Seriously, this looks like a carefree face, if anything. Hardly appropriate for shouting out someone’s name in horror as they die.)

I also still need to plug up that plot hole involving Zorus being present at ZandNet despite her supposed to be missing or dead by that point. Then again, it might be as simple as redoing the screenshot in question, retconning Zorus out of it in the process…

Here’s the offending screenshot again, in case you guys care.

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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Goddamn it I am slow.

I just realized that with the Journals setup being revamped/streamlined, I may have to alter some flavor text since it previously relied on whether Reisen or Mystia made it into the setup, with a hidden path available if Reisen/Mystia was lynched on Day 1. The indie SKs are now three Homunculi, so the old text might not make as much sense.

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Topic: Star Era / [Vote]which new card of Campus Carnival do you like best

Server: 17 (Space Era)
Username: TessindaJ
Vote: Vevetin

This is probably me being biased, though, since I got a foil Vevetin through a points draw.

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Topic: Forum Games / That's not a _____!

That’s not a front yard; it’s a park!

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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

I don’t think it’s possible to give people multi-wins for one game. Sorry :/

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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Hey there AlterCocher, what’s up? Is this your first time here?

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I know, I’m late.

For this ending/epilogue/whatever text, we need to rewind to the end of Day 6 and temporarily hide the fact that Reisen’s the intruder.

And remember: This game doesn’t fit into HWoC canon, even if it sounds like it would.

: This is taking too long!

(I actually had this cheat image ready for when I wanted to give Kadleon an instant Scum Win at the end of D6. That idea didn’t last long.)
: Kadleon, kill them all!

: I’m not cheating to win. Screw you.

: You’ve been waiting so long for this, though!

: I don’t care. If this is how it’s going to end, nobody would’ve signed in the first place.

: If you’re gonna be like that, fuck you. Rocks fall, everyone di-


: Huh? That … wasn’t the rocks.

: ‘Yer right. It was me blockin’ off the rockfall trap so ‘ya can’t use it against these people. Now, ma’am, do ’ya wanna leave quietly, or in a body bag?

: Yeah, no.

The intruder tried to shoot Darya in the face. It didn’t seem to affect her.

: That ain’t gonna work against someone who’s already dead. What brought ’ya here anyways, Reisen?

: Oh, the project just needed a secret base, that’s all. What better place than a stolen theme park?

: You tried to steal … a theme park.

: As if anyone can stop me at this point. All I gotta do is shoot you into submission and modkill the remaining players.

: Yeah, I don’t think so.

Kadleon enabled the cheats, after all, just so he could shoot Reisen without risk of modkill.

Reisen was sniped. Headshot.

The cops came soon afterwards. YXBLARFLAND had to be closed down permanently. The four remaining visitors (Darkboy5846, Bluji, Precarious, Kadleon) were interviewed and taken into police protection. No charges were pressed against Kadleon.

There’s your HEA ending. If you want an epilogue before I close this thread in a day or two, you’ll have to [write it up/act it out] yourselves.

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Darkboy, Bluji, and Precarious win for making it to Day 7, where town got dicked over extremely hard by the illegal NL disable. From there, it’s matter of Town Win vs. Happily Ever After.
Kadleon will win if we come to a “Happily Ever After” agreement.
Woon, Pulsaris, and EEES will win if we come to a “Town Win” agreement.

Better luck next time, BCLEGENDS and Helltank.

I may still need some time to think about it.

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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

Uh, about that…

I’m basically not leaning towards a scum win anymore. Kadleon will still get a win if we take the Happily Ever After route.

Guaranteed to win regardless of which option is taken: Darkboy5846, Bluji, Precarious

Wins only if a Town Win consensus is reached: Woon1957, Pulsaris, EEESMAN2424
Wins only if a Happily Ever After consensus is reached: Kadleon

Giving half-wins to both options would just be messy as all hell and I don’t think anyone’s going to approve of that, so I think it’s gonna come down to whether or not the majority thinks three people outperformed Scumcop Kadleon.

It would also blow massive chunks if all wins had to be negated for this game just because the whole thing got shot down at the end.

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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

I thought Candlejack was a Freakazoid thing.
I am so hopelessly lost.

UH, HI?!
: Sorry I had to do that, but whatever this candle guy is, I can’t risk them trying to frame me a second time.

(I revisited the RSoC thread to try and copy the uncropped image URL there, only to find out the image was no longer there. So I had to re-upload the image to imgur. Later, I figured I should have a cropped version for generic usage.)

15 minutes later…

Okay, thanks for the cover, Rumia. I need to look at a massive plot hole I found though.

In the postgame for RSoC I posted the following minicomic regarding my initial D2 reaction:

That swordswoman to the right of Chris (and left of devourer359) is Zorus Phalton. According to Reimu’s Investigation, she was supposed to be dead or missing.

That being said, there’s actually all sorts of things wrong with that pic: JoshLv835 was supposed to be in a sort of control room with Tessinda, the owner of the facility, and instead, the pic shows him in the same room as the players. If he was able to go between the rooms, there would’ve been nothing stopping me from scanning each player one-by-one and modkilling the antitowns. The Survivor would get to live, but this would break the game balance so hard that there wouldn’t even be a game, just a Massive Cutscene of Fuck Scum +472.

I’m not ready to just call that JoshLv835 a homunculus, either; Journals is supposed to be the first you guys hear of those.

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Originally posted by Bluji:

Wait, why was it Super Bastard Mafia even?

IIRC, role modifier madness, which EoM followed in the footsteps of, even though the Crazy-Prepared Otherwise Vanilla Townie would basically be a Jack, and the Clefairy was basically an Inventor.
Originally posted by Bluji:

Or, go with a Happily Ever After solution and give wins to the four last players.

It probably would’ve been written as a Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies situation at first, and you’d have had to suggest the HEA ending where the last four got wins, but this could be an option too, especially after I threw the Reisen (Yep, that was the intruder) subplot out the window.
Originally posted by Pulsaris:

I suppose that the win should be given to RaceBandit, since it is him alone who was playing the game. Everyone else is just a puppet under his strings.

No chance. If you have people bitching at you for the execution, you lose.
That being said, I think I’d have gotten away with the fake RNG if I hadn’t forced you to lynch on D7. You guys weren’t the meddling kids; I was.

John has replaced RaceBandit.

The following role did not make the cut: Dragon. Whenever this unit stayed up all night, they would roleblock and kill anyone that targeted them, even Fairies. However, if they do an all-nighter, they must sleep in during the next two nights. Alignment: Random.
By the way, did anyone decipher the D6 flavor?

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Topic: Forum Games / Super Amazing End Card Tournament

Umm… what does this have to do with cards?

1. Lame Pun Raccoon
2. Chuck Norris
3. Scumbag Steve
4. Success Kid
5. Not Sure If
6. Philosoraptor
7. Sarcastic Wonka
8. Gaming Gopher

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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

Err, regarding the YXBLARF wins?

They may have to go to town (Darkboy5846, Woon1957, Pulsaris, EEESMAN2424, Bluji, Precarious) instead because of how the end was blatantly rigged in scum’s favor.

Three town-aligned players had to be modkilled, which is why there are only six townies that would be awarded wins.

Make what you will of this. I already know I fucked up harder than in SBM.

EDIT – Or we could go the Happily Ever After route and give the wins solely to Darkboy, Bluji, Precarious, and Kadleon since they had the HEA setup at their disposal. YMMV.
Either way, Darkboy, Bluji, and Precarious should get wins.

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EBWOP because I just realized I missed the point of why Precarious swore off my games. I’ll probably get ninja’d by an angry Precarious because, again, I missed the point, but I’m saying this anyways because now I realize my mistake.

From N6 onwards, this wasn’t bastardry, it was me actively torpedoing town’s efforts to gather further information, which changed the ending as a result. Town couldn’t miss until I forced them to shoot in the dark. Not even SBM or SoC was that bad o.o’

I’ve also got someone talking to me on Skype (I’ll leave them anonymous.) about how this NL-disabling on whim was on the same level of modkilling on whim, something absolutely nobody’s getting away with on Kongregate, even in a bastard game.

Wins probably should be awarded to the town players instead of scum. Sorry, Kadleon.
If this happens, the winners are actually Darkboy5846, Woon1957, Pulsaris, EEESMAN2424, Bluji, and Precarious, since they were town-aligned players that were not modkilled.