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RaceBandit's Bastard Dethy - Game Over: Joyville's Legacy
Game Over – Joyville’s Legacy
The other thieves had escaped long ago. Everyone at the power plant was already dead, and a Florges and Gardevoir were helping themselves to some of the corpses. There was no backup generator in the police station. Thanks to the band’s blackout plan, there was no way to restore power to the police station.
There was still the matter of three thieves in the police station, though. In the dark, all that could be made out was the frames of humans. There wasn’t enough detail for the cops to tell each other apart.
Whenever there wasn’t a shotgun leveled at another head, though, they had time to figure out who was whom…
BLOODYRAIN10001 was hammered – and therefore lynched – on this hour. He was Dr. McBadGuy. All three robbers were falsely told that if he died while there was at least one Sir Minion Dude alive, he would flip Scizophrenic Cop. Alignment: Robbers.
The Robbers have been eliminated.
…and pick out the bad seeds.
Bluji: Quack Cop
thenewampkit: Bipolar Cop
TwistedCakez: Naive Cop
occooa: Paranoid Cop
Helltank: Sane Cop
BCLEGENDS: Insane Cop
Of course, now, it was time to load the shotgun one last time… but this time, it wasn’t another head that would be blasted off any shoulders. Helltank would blast the entrance open.
“…freedom…”, thenewampkit says as everyone notices the new entrance, but Helltank knows it’s not that simple, and takes the shotgun with him as the band headed to the power plant. Whatever was waiting for them in there would surely put up a fight.
Helltank: As bad an idea as this may be, the the first thing we want to do is find the emergency weapons that were in the power plant. Right now, the five are you are just an extra ten eyes.
thenewampkit: After we get some more guns, are we going to split up?
Helltank: Hell no. Considering what exactly goes into this group, I can see a split-up resulting in a civil war. We can’t have that shit.
?: We can’t have you guys getting eaten by the other fairies in here, either!
A voice from the shadows. Helltank pointed his shotgun in the direction the voice came from, and a Clefable showed itself… with its hands up.
Helltank: …you’re not like the others, are you?
Helltank slowly lowered his shotgun. The Clefable didn’t lower its hands.
Clefable: No chance. Any other fairy would’ve ganked you and chowed down by now, much to my disgust.
Helltank: You can lower your hands. Any funny business, though, and you’re dead.
occooa: Helltank, we’re supposed to know where the emergency weapons are in case of, you know, an emergency, right?
Helltank: Yeah. Follow me.
Along the way, they ran into a Florges. The Clefable asked everyone to get behind it while Helltank opened fire. It also took a Flamethrower from the Clefable to bring the Florges down.
Clefable: One down. I think I also saw a Gardevoir in here; you’ll definitely need to get behind me for that one. If I faint, open fire. I don’t care if I die in the crossfire as long as you don’t get eaten.
Helltank: This isn’t the first time I’ve had to deal with one of them. I’ll get behind you, but they won’t get enough time to drop you before I drop them.
Clefable: I swear, if you get mind-controlled…
He didn’t. They ran into a Gardevoir, but Helltank didn’t give it enough time to attack him. He was behind the Clefable before any attacks could go off.
Gardevoir: Why are you helping the meat anyways?
Clefable: Each and every Clefable has sworn to protect humans from those that would think of them as food. You know this.
As the Gardevoir and Clefable talked, Helltank whispered “On the count of three.” The Clefable nodded in approval. The Gardevoir didn’t notice.
Helltank counted to three in his head as the Gardevoir started to go into great detail about why she was eating the people that worked in the power plant. Helltank blurted out “THREE!”, the Clefable ducked, and the cop jumped up and scored a headshot on the Gardevoir, who died instantly.
Clefable: Nice shot! Bad news is I don’t know if there are any more of your predators waiting for you. Good news is I can see what looks like a weapons cache.
It was sealed off with a password, but when the Clefable stepped up and entered it in correctly, the cops wondered if the security was even the least bit effective. They also questioned why there was a backup generator in the armory, but not in the police station.
The cache contained four handguns, four shotguns, two rifles, and ammo for all of the guns. Helltank swapped out his shotgun for a rifle. The other cops got shotguns. The Clefable didn’t grab a gun; its hands weren’t exactly suited for using guns, and even if they were, it had a few spells up its sleeves.
At this point, the Clefable moved to the back so nobody would ambush them. Any frontal attackers would eat lead cereal. Eventually, the cops and Clefable made it to the main control room, where they ran into a big fucking problem:
All of the machinery was broken.
The Clefable tried to power one of the computers with a Thunderbolt, but there was no response. There was no overload either.
Clefable: Damn it! Does anyone know how to fix about 20 computers?
There was no response, only six facepalms.
They cleared out the power plant, counted the human bodies that hadn’t been eaten, and dug graves for them. The Clefable blessed the graves.
Clefable: What happened here anyways? You should’ve been able to get to the guns before the shit hit the fan.
Helltank: If I had to guess, there was a big band of thieves that split up. The thieves that broke into the police station brought some Dedennes with them… they jacked into power outlets, stole enough power to cause a blackout, then another group must’ve broken into the power plant and killed everyone inside while they were busy trying to get the power back up.
Clefable: I also noticed that the armory had a backup generator, but not the police station or … you know, the main room in the power plant.
Helltank: I saw a backup in the main room; it was just smashed to pieces.
Clefable: Oh. I still don’t see why you cops wouldn’t hold onto a backup though. Shouldn’t you also have put more guns in the station than just one shotgun? It’s a bit silly to see a power plant with more arms than the men of the law.
Helltank: To this day, I still don’t know why we let BCLEGENDS make that decision.
The Clefable facepalmed, then recited a new blueprint that would ensure that Joyville was never attacked by fairies again. Now they just needed people that could put the blueprint to use…
In the meantime, the Cops have won the game.
Winners: Bluji, thenewampkit, TwistedCakez, occooa, Helltank, BCLEGENDS, Kadleon, Pulsaris
Better luck next time, BLOODYRAIN10001, DragonArcherZ, and sarothat410.