Recent posts by RaceBandit on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

I’m legitimately curious about his reaction to this. Granted, it probably won’t change anything HWoC-related, but I felt like I had to know.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by dvp_cursed:

Further, to DESTROY something supernatural, makes you deserve a fate worse than even eternal damnation.

What if that something supernatural is the Big Bad of a story arc, such as Gardenia (Huge Wave of Chaos)?
 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

The “no …above the poster games” rule did exist, but was recently replaced with “Inappropriate games will be locked.” so we wouldn’t have to worry about a messy grandfather clause.

Maybe a mod thought it was inappropriate?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by jerenator:

No offense to Gevock, of course. He’s doing a great job; but he’s being spread out too thinly, is bound by too many rules and regulations and is the only mod even semi-actively attending this sub-forum.

I cannot stress the following enough:

Kongregate needs to act against evaders instead of letting them treat us as a doormat. By allowing the banned to make new accounts, they’re sending the message that the most we will do is force you to Restart At Level One, which isn’t even a punishment in the first damned place if you can claim badges left and right easily enough.

Ban the evaders, delete their posts, tell them that when we ban them it means “We don’t want you around, don’t come back on a new account!”

Betcha if evasion was bannable, it would be the one thing that would release a metric fuckton of pressure on each and every mod/admin, including Gevock.

If evasion isn’t the only strain, though, let me know what other changes would need to be made.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by RaceBandit:

Whoever keeps inviting Developous back should be banned and their posts should be deleted.

We need to make you a mod.

I am not mod material. I would do shit that Kong doesn’t do anymore, such as ban for silence/ban evasion.
 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Whoever keeps inviting Developous back should be banned and their posts should be deleted.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Attamaris (disrepecting this will be seen as terrorism)

(disrepecting this will be seen as terrorism)

Outcasts do not get to make the rules.

@anyone other than Developous: I know, I’m a fucking hypocrite for posting this myself, but seriously, ignore anything and everything he says. You are only feeding the troll by making it obvious that you’ve seen this.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Only walruses use tusks.
Executioners use chainsaws.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Complete] Kakariko Village Name Change: Voting Thread

My votes are for Dragon Roost Island, Wind Fish’s Egg, and Level Select.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / adv0catus's Caption Contest! CONGRATULATIONS FELINEFORUMER!

GG. Had fun.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by Helltank:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

Yeah, no. I’m not clicking that.

It’s not a rickroll, it’s Friday.

Which means we should instead click this parody.
 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Being referred to Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ when a link suggests something radically different is referred to as being Rickrolled.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / RaceBandit's Bastard Dethy - Game Over: Joyville's Legacy

Originally posted by Bluji:

Why would you consider investigating ducks an action withhold? Do you have a grudge against ducks?

It’s because I couldn’t think of any players that were the most related to ducks, except ironically yourself when you switched to the A Duck Has An Adventure avatar.

Thoughts on the bastard sanities? I tried not to make any that would square-fuck the town.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / RaceBandit's Bastard Dethy - Game Over: Joyville's Legacy

Originally posted by Kadleon:

By the way, I never actually investigated anyone.

In retrospect, I should’ve made every investigation compulsive. You say you did this to measure reactions, but there was no real reason – you would’ve been lynched the moment you tried to say you spammed withholds.

4/21-2014: Wait, I just read your response to Helltank. Killer Cop suspicions?
May have irritated me mid-game, but I think I can forgive you for that and will understand if you try this again in the future.

Here’s my Mod Notes.

Bluji – Quack Cop
Kadleon – Megalomaniac Cop
thenewampkit – Bipolar Cop
Woon1957 – Naive Cop
occooa – Paranoid Cop
Pulsaris – Cannibalistic Cop
BLOODYRAIN10001 – Dr. McBadGuy
DragonArcherZ – Sir Minion Dude
Helltank – Sane Cop
BCLEGENDS – Insane Cop
sarothat410 – Sir Minion Dude

N1
Bluji: thenewampkit (roleblocked)
Kadleon: Withheld (<_<)
thenewampkit: Helltank (Town)
Woon1957: Kadleon (Town)
occooa: (timeout)
Pulsaris: Bluji (Scum)
Helltank: Bluji (Town)
BCLEGENDS: Woon1957 (Scum)
Factional Kill: (timeout)

N2
Bluji: thenewampkit (roleblocked)
Kadleon: Withheld (I came damned close to patching in random actions for anyone who timed out or tried to withhold.)
thenewampkit: Helltank (Scum)
Woon1957: Bluji (Town)
occooa: DragonArcherZ (Scum)
Pulsaris: Woon1957 (Scum)
Helltank: (timeout)
BCLEGENDS: Kadleon (Scum)
Factional Kill: Pulsaris

N3
Bluji: occooa (failed)
Kadleon: Go on. Guess.
thenewampkit: Bluji (Town)
Woon1957: thenewampkit (Town)
occooa: thenewampkit (Scum)
Helltank: Kadleon (Town)
BCLEGENDS: (timeout)
Factional Kill: Kadleon

N4
TwistedCakez has replaced Woon1957.
With saro being modkilled and DAZ being lynched, scum is now reduced to one player: BLOODYRAIN10001.

Bluji: ducks (Withheld?)
thenewampkit: BLOODYRAIN10001 (Town)
TwistedCakez: occooa (town)
occooa: thenewampkit (Scum)
Helltank: BLOODYRAIN10001 (Scum)
BCLEGENDS: (timeout)
BLOODYRAIN10001: (timeout)

Something tells me I screwed up at least one investigation result.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

I must’ve completely missed who this Joshua_Lee is. Someone in SD or OT?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

“RaceBandit’s Bastard Dethy” has ended.
Winners: Bluji, thenewampkit, TwistedCakez, occooa, Helltank, BCLEGENDS, Kadleon, Pulsaris

 
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Topic: Forum Games / RaceBandit's Bastard Dethy - Game Over: Joyville's Legacy

Game Over – Joyville’s Legacy

The other thieves had escaped long ago. Everyone at the power plant was already dead, and a Florges and Gardevoir were helping themselves to some of the corpses. There was no backup generator in the police station. Thanks to the band’s blackout plan, there was no way to restore power to the police station.

There was still the matter of three thieves in the police station, though. In the dark, all that could be made out was the frames of humans. There wasn’t enough detail for the cops to tell each other apart.

Whenever there wasn’t a shotgun leveled at another head, though, they had time to figure out who was whom…

BLOODYRAIN10001 was hammered – and therefore lynched – on this hour. He was Dr. McBadGuy. All three robbers were falsely told that if he died while there was at least one Sir Minion Dude alive, he would flip Scizophrenic Cop. Alignment: Robbers.
The Robbers have been eliminated.

…and pick out the bad seeds.

Survivors
Bluji: Quack Cop
thenewampkit: Bipolar Cop
TwistedCakez: Naive Cop
occooa: Paranoid Cop
Helltank: Sane Cop
BCLEGENDS: Insane Cop

Of course, now, it was time to load the shotgun one last time… but this time, it wasn’t another head that would be blasted off any shoulders. Helltank would blast the entrance open.

“…freedom…”, thenewampkit says as everyone notices the new entrance, but Helltank knows it’s not that simple, and takes the shotgun with him as the band headed to the power plant. Whatever was waiting for them in there would surely put up a fight.

Helltank: As bad an idea as this may be, the the first thing we want to do is find the emergency weapons that were in the power plant. Right now, the five are you are just an extra ten eyes.
thenewampkit: After we get some more guns, are we going to split up?
Helltank: Hell no. Considering what exactly goes into this group, I can see a split-up resulting in a civil war. We can’t have that shit.
?: We can’t have you guys getting eaten by the other fairies in here, either!

A voice from the shadows. Helltank pointed his shotgun in the direction the voice came from, and a Clefable showed itself… with its hands up.

Helltank: …you’re not like the others, are you?
Helltank slowly lowered his shotgun. The Clefable didn’t lower its hands.
Clefable: No chance. Any other fairy would’ve ganked you and chowed down by now, much to my disgust.
Helltank: You can lower your hands. Any funny business, though, and you’re dead.
Clefable: Understood.
occooa: Helltank, we’re supposed to know where the emergency weapons are in case of, you know, an emergency, right?
Helltank: Yeah. Follow me.

Along the way, they ran into a Florges. The Clefable asked everyone to get behind it while Helltank opened fire. It also took a Flamethrower from the Clefable to bring the Florges down.

Clefable: One down. I think I also saw a Gardevoir in here; you’ll definitely need to get behind me for that one. If I faint, open fire. I don’t care if I die in the crossfire as long as you don’t get eaten.
Helltank: This isn’t the first time I’ve had to deal with one of them. I’ll get behind you, but they won’t get enough time to drop you before I drop them.
Clefable: I swear, if you get mind-controlled…

He didn’t. They ran into a Gardevoir, but Helltank didn’t give it enough time to attack him. He was behind the Clefable before any attacks could go off.

Gardevoir: Why are you helping the meat anyways?
Clefable: Each and every Clefable has sworn to protect humans from those that would think of them as food. You know this.

As the Gardevoir and Clefable talked, Helltank whispered “On the count of three.” The Clefable nodded in approval. The Gardevoir didn’t notice.
Helltank counted to three in his head as the Gardevoir started to go into great detail about why she was eating the people that worked in the power plant. Helltank blurted out THREE!”, the Clefable ducked, and the cop jumped up and scored a headshot on the Gardevoir, who died instantly.

Clefable: Nice shot! Bad news is I don’t know if there are any more of your predators waiting for you. Good news is I can see what looks like a weapons cache.

It was sealed off with a password, but when the Clefable stepped up and entered it in correctly, the cops wondered if the security was even the least bit effective. They also questioned why there was a backup generator in the armory, but not in the police station.

The cache contained four handguns, four shotguns, two rifles, and ammo for all of the guns. Helltank swapped out his shotgun for a rifle. The other cops got shotguns. The Clefable didn’t grab a gun; its hands weren’t exactly suited for using guns, and even if they were, it had a few spells up its sleeves.

At this point, the Clefable moved to the back so nobody would ambush them. Any frontal attackers would eat lead cereal. Eventually, the cops and Clefable made it to the main control room, where they ran into a big fucking problem:

All of the machinery was broken.

The Clefable tried to power one of the computers with a Thunderbolt, but there was no response. There was no overload either.

Clefable: Damn it! Does anyone know how to fix about 20 computers?

There was no response, only six facepalms.

They cleared out the power plant, counted the human bodies that hadn’t been eaten, and dug graves for them. The Clefable blessed the graves.

Clefable: What happened here anyways? You should’ve been able to get to the guns before the shit hit the fan.
Helltank: If I had to guess, there was a big band of thieves that split up. The thieves that broke into the police station brought some Dedennes with them… they jacked into power outlets, stole enough power to cause a blackout, then another group must’ve broken into the power plant and killed everyone inside while they were busy trying to get the power back up.
Clefable: I also noticed that the armory had a backup generator, but not the police station or … you know, the main room in the power plant.
Helltank: I saw a backup in the main room; it was just smashed to pieces.
Clefable: Oh. I still don’t see why you cops wouldn’t hold onto a backup though. Shouldn’t you also have put more guns in the station than just one shotgun? It’s a bit silly to see a power plant with more arms than the men of the law.
Helltank: To this day, I still don’t know why we let BCLEGENDS make that decision.

The Clefable facepalmed, then recited a new blueprint that would ensure that Joyville was never attacked by fairies again. Now they just needed people that could put the blueprint to use…

In the meantime, the Cops have won the game.
Winners: Bluji, thenewampkit, TwistedCakez, occooa, Helltank, BCLEGENDS, Kadleon, Pulsaris
Better luck next time, BLOODYRAIN10001, DragonArcherZ, and sarothat410.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / RaceBandit's Bastard Dethy - Game Over: Joyville's Legacy

Votals
BLOODYRAIN10001: 3 (thenewampkit, Helltank, Bluji)

Deadline in 49 hours and 20 minutes.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / RaceBandit's Bastard Dethy - Game Over: Joyville's Legacy

So I didn’t realize this when I started Hour 8, but the modkill caused something hysterical…


Hour 9 – Reprieve

The winds seem to die down at this hour.

Nobody was nightkilled on Hour 8.

In addition to their standard investigations, everyone also took the time to look at the two new bodies.

DragonArcherZ (lynched) was a Sir Minion Dude. Alignment: Robbers.
sarothat410 (modkilled) was a Sir Minion Dude. Alignment: Robbers.
With one player left, Scum has lost their nightchat.

Just two hours ago, they had to worry about three thieves. Now though, it seems like they got a reprieve…


Hour 9 Deadline: 4/9, 1 PM, MST
Headcount: 7
(Bluji, thenewampkit, TwistedCakez, occooa, BLOODYRAIN10001, Helltank, BCLEGENDS)
Votes required for a Hammer: 4

 
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Topic: Forum Games / adv0catus's Caption Contest! CONGRATULATIONS FELINEFORUMER!

“The higher-ups wouldn’t let me bring cold iron arrows.”
gg

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

How often have you been hosting a game and thought a deadline was closer than it really was? I almost ended Hour 8 of RaceBandit’s Bastard Dethy a day early because derp.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / RaceBandit's Bastard Dethy - Game Over: Joyville's Legacy

DragonArcherZ was lynched on this hour. His role will be revealed at the start of Hour 9.

And… two people failed to respond to the prod. (coin toss)
TwistedCakez has replaced Woon1957.

One of the remaining people had a heart attack when they saw the shotgun go off and promptly died.
sarothat410 has been modkilled for inactivity. His role will be revealed at the start of Hour 9.


Hour 8 – Heart Attack

Before everybody could disband and do their investigations, someone stumbled across something big.
Because there was a sufficient amount of reveal votes in Hour 7, I will reveal the sanities.

Orthodox Sanities
Sane: Accurate
Naive: Town
Paranoid: Scum
Insane: Inaccurate

Bastard Sanities
Bipolar: Insane if hour count was multiple of four, sane if not
Cannibalistic: Insane, eats dead targets, acting as a Janitor
Megalomaniac: Sane, roleblocks anyone else that investigates his target
Quack: Falsely told they were a cop, cannot get results from investigations

All sanities listed are town-aligned. No sanity is repeated.

Scum now has infinichat for the rest of the game.
Hour 8 Deadline: 4/6, 1 PM, MST

 
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Topic: Forum Games / RaceBandit's Bastard Dethy - Game Over: Joyville's Legacy

Okay.
What are the excuses for Woon, BLOOD, and saro?

Deadline extended to 4/4, 1 PM, MST.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

As mentioned in Sunset, the problem I saw was that we didn’t have an active enough community for a Resistance game.

I’d be willing to play if the community is active enough, but M4 would probably have to require one fail to avoid three resistance being mod-confirmed.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / RaceBandit's Bastard Dethy - Game Over: Joyville's Legacy

Modprod: Woon1957, occooa, BLOODYRAIN10001, DragonArcherZ, sarothat410

I wonder how many of them thought the game was over after the AF gag.