Recent posts by RaceBandit on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

From what I can understand, CAH will be a daily thing. In person, it’s fucking hysterical, but online, I probably won’t end up burning myself out or even giving myself a headache from laughing too hard. Thanks, BLOODYRAIN10001!

Do you, uh, have Skype by any chance?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

BLOODYRAIN10001 was squashed by a dinosaur. His role will be revealed at the start of the next day.

“I am a stegosaurus!”, the dinosaur said, despite not being a stegosaurus.

It still takes IJ3H votes to hammer someone today.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by adv0catus:

Y’all are your own worst enemy.

Seconded. It’s the feeders that end up delaying my games, because everybody ends up getting salty and nobody wants to actually play.

If I have to ban people from my games for feeding, I will. Do you guys motherfucking understand me?

 
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Topic: War of Omens / Goetia Ideas

Originally posted by ewcrew:

Sleeping Spell
on feed 2 health:
+1 charge, 1 random card loses 1 charge
on 5 charges:
all of the enemy’s cards are discarded
The amount of charges, health spent and cards losing charge could change for balance

Originally posted by ewcrew:

sleeping spell includes cards in the enemies hand.

Pay 10 HP to discard all enemy cards? No, just NO. The only way I can see this being balanced is if it also discards your cards.
 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

I noticed who?

The hunter on the right flank.
 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get your ears ripped off.

I insert 100 ears … of corn.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Close Your Eyes When You Comment

Okay, guess this was popular enoug to keep.

Earlier today I came to the conclusion that bacon is not exactly what you’d call brain food. Then again, I may have remembered something after eating something, so who knows?

I’m not even gonna try to link to anything when I have my eyes sht, we all know how "well
" that would end, riiiiiiiiiiiight?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Banana hunting. :P

We already have a similar game where we instead fight over a cookie.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Oh … crap! signed up to the advo forum, but forgot to add this to my intro post:
I might need to be prodded via Kongregate instead of the advo forum for my first month or two.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

And I’m RaceBandit, who is RaceBandit, who is RaceBandit!

goddamn it guys

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

How about of impersonating someone who’s universally hated we do something that’s actually helpful to the community?

Let’s vomit crazy Mafia ability/role ideas into either an appropriate thread or a comment on my profile. I might steal and rename some for a bastard game, and depending on how well that game goes, I might re-attempt Journals soon with a streamlined setup.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Close Your Eyes When You Comment

&Ukkefa ganes wukk ve deketed,&

[Oh god that looks like a mess. I was trying to say illegal games would be deleted. Although come to think about it, with a minimum word requirement, you might be able to get away with this nonetheless? I guess it depends on how intelligible posts can still be.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get thrown into the following encounter:

I insert a playset of AirShot chips.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

I think that’s the fourth time I’ve mentioned the Youkai Duplication Glitch. It got namedropped twice in Dimensional Chaos, a third time in a status update I posted to YT a few days after my 23rd birthday, and you guys quoted the fourth a few times.

Just to be clear, it only counts as a Noodle Incident if I never actually go into detail about what the YDG actually does, right?

EDIT – Wait, it was the fifth. The fourth was a bit earlier in this thread, dunno how Google didn’t pick it up.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Random, you may want to give that up before someone tries to get the Youkai Duplication Glitch running again.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by Ganthro:

Every town needs a resident lunatic eccentric person, right?

Why can’t that be me?
 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

You use the word terrorism as if you know what it means.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Before anyone asks me that same question, I don’t have any Civilization games because they don’t seem like my cup of tea. I won’t insult people over it, but I won’t play it myself.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread [Open Editor Positions]

What’s your problem with counterterrorists?

(We should probably move this to the General Thread.)

 
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Topic: War of Omens / Oak pack (and others) chances - come help

The second page didn’t seem to have up-to-date information on the heroes. I’ve updated it to include Zalasair and Xalia, as well as updating some hero/card effects.

Ibshuk note may need to be cleaned up a bit.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

Also, have this image, it is relevant:
(See original post.)
Twisted, what did you do to Steam, and why does it think you’re a dick.

LOLWUT?

Probably an old nickname he used, but still, LOLWUT?!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by Avadon42:

Avadon vanishes

:P You’ll never find me!

Jojo launches a horrendous dimensional noise into a freshly opened rift, drawing out Avadon42 … and for some reason, Reimu Hakurei.

: NOW THAT’S JUST PLAIN CHEAT Where did Marisa go?

(Believe it or not, if I ever had to kill Reimu, I would use that dimensional noise skill to break Fantasy Heaven. This would be the only way to break that spellcard.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (RP) The Connexion [Signups]

What was AvidChristian’s last game and when did it start? Include incomplete games while answering this question.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Engage: Buzzkill Mode

Originally posted by BillisK1:

hello im new here :D

Hi.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Wow, I was even told about DST last night and forgot it could cause Kong to do this.
: That’s because time magic is better suited for someone with three—