Recent posts by RaceBandit on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / The Vault

Okay, let’s see if my first post is eligible for…

I launch a fireball, an iceball, and a thunderball at the vault door. They spin towards the door in a triangle/corkscrew fastion, but before any collisions would happen, all three projectiles explode into three novas each of their respective element. As cheesy as this suddenly sounds, this spell’s something I like to call Delta Nova.

The effectiveness will probably be reduced by the attack not being able to surround the door before going off, sadly enough…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] [Bastard] YXBLARF's FRENETIC TOURNIQUET TRUFFLE - Night 2 (Deadline: 12/19, 2 PM MST)

(oops, fixed.)



IT’S NIGHT TOO MUCH! BOO HISS!


“Meanwhile, the denizens of the night think it’s day too much.”
SHUT UP!

NO MORE PULSING FOR PULSARIS! WE’LL FIND OUT WHO HE WAS TOMORROW THOUGH.
“And the bad puns continue. Fantastic.”

SUN UP AT 12/19, 2 PM, MST:SD:SUV:SVU:UUUUUUUUUUU!
AND STOP LEAVING BUD LIGHTS BY MY PRESENTS! BEER IS BAD FOR CHRISTMAS TREES!
(Also I’m a teetotaler.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by Minnakht:

Good job having a five-digit account number. I have a six-digit one myself, and anyone making an account now probably has one in the eight digits or so.

I checked Reizon12’s user number, yeah, it’s eight digits, we’re in the 20Ms.
 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] [Bastard] YXBLARF's FRENETIC TOURNIQUET TRUFFLE - Night 2 (Deadline: 12/19, 2 PM MST)

Pulsaris: 2 3 (Helltank, Precarious, Darkboy5846)
Helltank: 2 (back900, Bluji)

Night in 47 minutes. Also, what the hell is with (undefined) appearing when you quote someone? FixYourShitPls%

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

What the… where did the (undefined) thing come from?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] The "Choose My Next Game!" Thread

Why isn’t this pinned?

Also might suggest expanding on it to allow for discussion of game mapping.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] [Bastard] YXBLARF's FRENETIC TOURNIQUET TRUFFLE - Night 2 (Deadline: 12/19, 2 PM MST)

YXBLARF FOR PRESIDENT!
Pulsaris: 1 (Helltank. All other votes I saw for him were rescinded.)

HAMMERTIME IS POSSIBLE, DEADLINE IN A DAY AND 21 HOURS! (You cannot hammer during the first 24 hours of a day. This rule may be repealed near the end of the game.)
WAIT, I THOUGHT THE LINE WAS DEAD AND EXORCISED.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] [Bastard] YXBLARF's FRENETIC TOURNIQUET TRUFFLE - Night 2 (Deadline: 12/19, 2 PM MST)

Gonkeymonkey is no longer eligible for a win.

Gonna throw this out there now, bahposts aren’t supposed to even hint at what you did in the game.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Seven years and eight months, minus a day, for this account. If I did my math right.
I think I have you guys beat.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Is it bad that I still haven’t beaten the main story of Omega Ruby? Y took me about a week, if it means anything. That being said, as of this post, my OR save has only the E4 and postgame to deal with.

History might be repeating itself, actually. I almost quit at Ruby, Fire Red, and Diamond, only for Heart Gold to bring me back into Pokemon. Y and Omega Ruby are kinda making me PJSalt right now because they’re too damn easy. One can only wonder what seventh-gen has to offer…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] [Bastard] YXBLARF's FRENETIC TOURNIQUET TRUFFLE - Night 2 (Deadline: 12/19, 2 PM MST)

Originally posted by Pulsaris:

Have someone translate RaceBandit’s post into human-legible language, please.

Just this once…

BCLEGENDS was a Scum-aligned Kitten. A Kitten can jump on another player’s keyboard, forcing that player to not only use their action, (This can override a withhold.) but target whoever the Kitten wants them to target.

GonkeyMonkey was nightkilled. He was a Town-aligned Distraction. A Distraction can force all actions that would hit their target to hit the Distraction instead.

Your Day 2 deadline is 12/17, 2 PM, MST.

The one thing I’m afraid of right now is Gevock randomly seeing this and noping it harder than Pikachu.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] [Bastard] YXBLARF's FRENETIC TOURNIQUET TRUFFLE - Night 2 (Deadline: 12/19, 2 PM MST)

“Hey, it’s time to start Day—”

An attempt to kill YXBLARF has failed.

WHO WAS THAT?”
“Beats me.”



IT’S NEVER DAY TOO MUCH!


SOME OF YOU STAYED UP BECAUSE PARTYING IS EASIER THAN YOU ALL MAKE IT SOUND! YAAAAAAAAAAAY! BUT THEN ONE OF YOU GOT A HEADACHE WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
PREHISTORIC GUY WAS AN EVIL KITTEN! HE COULD’VE REDIRECTED SOMEONE’S ACTION TOWARDS ANOTHER GUY, OR HE COULD’VE KILLED SOMEONE! BUT YOU KILLED HIM FIRST BECAUSE BASIC LOGIC IS OVERPOWERED! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!
GONKEYMONKEY JUMPED TOO HIGH, GOT A MIGRAINE, AND SOMEONE THOUGHT LEAD CEREAL WAS A GOOD CURE! HE WAS A GOOD DISTRACTION, HE COULD TARGET SOMEONE AND HAVE ANYTHING THAT WOULD TARGET THAT GUY HIT HIM INSTEAD! HE DIED FOR A GOOD FIGHT, REST IN PIECES! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!

MY MOMMY WOULDN’T LET ME HAVE A LINE OF COKE, SO YOU GUYS CAN HAVE IT! IT SHOULD LAST UNTIL 12/17, FOURTEEN O’CLOCK!



gonkeymonkey mlg bodyguard

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] [Bastard] YXBLARF's FRENETIC TOURNIQUET TRUFFLE - Night 2 (Deadline: 12/19, 2 PM MST)

Missing at least half of the possible N1 actions. If you’re gonna withhold , PM me saying you’re not acting tonight.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by Bluji:

Hey Race, look at this

(image of N1 flavor)

The dialogue works

Worked on my end too. I have no idea what’s going on with the auto line break anymore.
 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] [Bastard] YXBLARF's FRENETIC TOURNIQUET TRUFFLE - Night 2 (Deadline: 12/19, 2 PM MST)

Originally posted by back900:

Can we not get extensions?

You could’ve asked sooner <_<

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA WAS LYNCHED! NOW WE’LL NEVER KNOW WHO ZELDA WAS! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
: Actually, you’ll know at the start of the next day phase.
: OH REALLY? WOW!

NIGHT WON! DOUBLE WOW, WHAT A COMEBACK!


OOPS! SORRY, FORGOT YOU’D BE ASLEEP NOW.

EVIL NEVER SLEEPS. THEN AGAIN, NEITHER DO PEOPLE WITH NIGHT ACTIONS.

SO I GUESS IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW LOUD I AM! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

WHY IS THE LINE A GHOST? I’LL CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS! EXCEPT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY WON’T BE HERE UNTIL THE THIRTEENTH AT THIRTEEN. PLEASE DON’T EAT ME WITH YOUR ARMPITS

(EDIT – The dialogue didn’t break! Triple wow!)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] [Bastard] YXBLARF's FRENETIC TOURNIQUET TRUFFLE - Night 2 (Deadline: 12/19, 2 PM MST)

(I probably shouldn’t be doing this three hours from the deadline but it’s kinda my first chance this game to count votes.)

VOTALS YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
BCLEGENDS: 4 (Precarious, Darkboy5846, Gonkeymonkey, Kadleon)
Precarious: 2 (BCLEGENDS, Helltank)

WE’RE LOSING THE LINE! MOST WE CAN HOLD IT FOR IS TWO HOURS AND 52 MINUTES!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

The closest thing we have to spoiler tags is acronym tags. This underlined message should be an example of the tags at work.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Hmm… didn’t notice that until you pointed it out.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

@Bluji: He wasn’t asking about the “Don’t feed the trolls” policy, which is part of why dev keeps getting banned (for feeding DoomlordKravoka) ; he was asking about the spoiler tags.
Now, not to demand the last word on this whole dev shit, but why are we still talking about him? If he knows that we know he exists, isn’t that like feeding him, troll or not?


Not to also sound like a greedy, egotistic bastard, but how about we also look at what happened to the mugshot dialogue style issue that showed up in Bluji’s Christmas Calendar: 2014 Edition and YXBLARF’S SLURPTASTIC SCREECH BANDANA. Namely, the “Pics now come with linebreaks” shit that seemed to be subverted by Keine’s first line in the Journals D1 flavor.

I don’t think the hyphen at the end is the cause, since other lines were interrupted and didn’t also “get the boot”.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] [Bastard] YXBLARF's FRENETIC TOURNIQUET TRUFFLE - Night 2 (Deadline: 12/19, 2 PM MST)

Votals
None? I think only seen an FoS here and there.

Deadline in about 1 day, 17 hours, and 53 minutes.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

He was missing a zero.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Last one who posts here wins!

Even with “You can only post once”, what’s stopping me from trying to claim a win with just a +1 post?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Last one who posts here wins!

This kind of game isn’t permitted in FGF. I’m not even sure putting a 50-word limit and “Your post much be comprehensible” requirement would salvage this.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

Well I am the Flesh, also I friended you, you may now call yourself doomed. (8^D)

Why is he doomed? You’re the one who’s at risk of being eaten by Youkai.

(Technically my avatar should be at risk too, but considering he’s still an Emboar, I’d say it’s less likely for him to get eaten. I bet if someone’s computer hadn’t melted, Jojo would’ve even eaten a few humans by now.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

The following was brought up during YXBLARF’S SLURPTASTIC SCREECH BANDANA, but a recent Kongregate change caused mugshot-based chat to look a bit screwed up, which in turn causes some dialogue in HWoC games and the sort to look a bit ugly/unprofessional. While looking back at the old Journals thread, I noticed something particularly strange: While most character lines were kicked to right below the mugshot, Keine’s first line in D1 was not.

I don’t know what caused this, but if we can figure out a way to force that onto every mugshot/line, it should help anyone who uses this system.

(If it turns out I was just seeing things, I’m sorry I wasted everyone’s time.)