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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

This isn’t about him being new.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [HWoC] [Mafia] Journals - Night 4: Bum Rush [placeholder title] (Deadline: 3/1/2015, 2 PM, MST)

Um. Okay.

That’s four Gonkeymonkey votes with no unvotes. Hammered.

I’ll give you until 3/1/2015, 1 PM, MST to get your N4 actions in.

I don’t have any N4 flavor ready. I don’t work that quickly :/

 
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Topic: Forum Games / That's not a _____!

That’s not a bass, it’s a BassBS!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Co-Captain Caption Calamity - Round 1

Originally posted by Bluji:

By the way, if anyone of you think they will have trouble remembering to vote every round, let me know. I promise to poke you.

Well, eh, “vote” is perhaps the wrong term to use, since it’s more like “rate”.

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait… we’re gonna have to rate all of these?!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh shit.

This might require a poke during the first two or three rounds.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [HWoC] [Mafia] Journals - Night 4: Bum Rush [placeholder title] (Deadline: 3/1/2015, 2 PM, MST)

Yaaaaaaay, guess who forgot to write a journal entry for D4?

I also managed to forget that the canon date for EoMM was 7/6/2013, about six days after DimC. Oops. Bad date removed from N3 post.


Day 4: Catastrophically Wrong

“Tonight, Drake hinted at something I never even assumed was a possibility.

Before he arrived in Sinnoh, he had been travelling with some friends: Alice, someone else, and a Josh other than Jojo. This Josh ended up going insane and killing the unnamed friend before getting killed himself. Presumably, whoever killed Josh also killed Alice, but he never specified who. The more important thing he noted is Dialga and Palkia trying to kill each other.

He said it was because of influence from the Adamant and Lustrous Orbs.

I didn’t even know this could happen, unless someone corrupted them. Drake also mentioned human interference, but… if humans can do this, it may explain why Dialga didn’t sober up after we resolved the Dimensional Chaos incident. It would also forebode Gensokyo being in deep shit.

I hope Keine’s okay. Rumia too… Aura Sphere doesn’t miss.”
—Persia

BLOODYRAIN10001 was a Roleblocker.
occooa was chomped to death. [He/She] was a Jack.
MyLo and LyLo are now possible, given insufficient town luck. However, NLs will remain enabled.

: Reimu, how much Pokemon do you know?
: Marisa’s told me a bit about them. Why?
: Reisen and Mystia were supposed to have a makeshift strike force instead of these faceless Homunculus … things … but while the attackers may have been lost in translation, they may still have Dialga, a dragon that’s supposed to control time itself. You thought Sakuya was ridiculous?
: A bit. I also heard some screams from the classroom. Did Jojo have someone with the nickname Peach?
: His Blissey.
: Reisen shot her… and one of the screams you heard came from me.
: I think I also heard Jojo … Josh … whoever … in there.
: You girls talk too much.

If anyone reading has played Gensou Shoujo Taisen Ei, clean uploads of Mystia’s and Reisen’s mugshots would be appreciated.

: Rumia, when I give the signal, head back to the classroom.
: But if an explosion hinted you towards this attack, that could be more evidence towards them having Dialga!
: So? It’s not like you could scratch it even after I sealed off Roar of Time. Metal stands up to a lot of things. Marisa also said it could get Aura Sphere, a move that … never … misses…
: Never misses?! Are you telling me that we could end up having to seal up a move other than Roar of Time?!
: SHIT.
: …we don’t even have an answer to this, and it can exterminate me in one hit?
: Marisa probably would’ve found an answer by now, but she’s probably off in some other dimension trying to get alien loot. I have an alternate idea, but Keine’s not gonna like it.
: …let’s hear it.
: We could try to get reinforcements from the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Hong Meiling should be able to solo Dialga.
(Not actually sure if this is Gondor Calls For Aid. I am not a professional troper.)
: [She’s right; I hate the idea. What other options do we have, though, when failure could cause me to fade away?] …does Rumia know the way?
: No, but I have the next best thing: A teleport potion.

She chugs it, thinks of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and teleports away.
(Everyone’s really getting desperate, it seems.)

: Too late now, but I wanted her to wait for a signal. If they left Dialga at home and used something else to bypass the veil, we may have wasted that potion.


Still alive: Pulsaris, 10crystalmask01, Kadleon, nikeas, Gonkeymonkey, Bluji
Headcount: 6
Hammer/Extend requirement: 4
Extends available: 2
Soft deadline: 2/28/2015, 2 PM MST

I probably forgot something other than the journal entry.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

I think I’d be up for Resistance games.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get 100000 Microprocessors.

I insert a diamond, a pearl, and a Stab Wound card from Magic: The Gathering.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

This is why you often see “Reserved for Lock” posts at the start of each thread. If you made a thread, deleting the first post will lock the thread.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

Humans are so incredibly flawed that trying to point out the fact that you’re a human hurts your argument more than it helps.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [HWoC] [Mafia] Journals - Night 4: Bum Rush [placeholder title] (Deadline: 3/1/2015, 2 PM, MST)

Because I appear to be missing a noticeable amount of N3’s actions/withholds, an extra IRL day for the rest of you to decide if you’ll be doing something tonight.

2/25/2015 1 PM MST.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by Pulsaris:
Originally posted by RaceBandit:

I think the real question is how do we actually get everyone to play the damn game. Sunset (Pulsaris’s 7v3) died to inactivity, remember?

15 pages of discussion cannot be considered “inactive” in FGF standards. Bluji nailed it; it was walfordking who blew my game up.

How many replacements were you looking for anyways?
 
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Topic: Forum Games / [HWoC] [Mafia] Journals - Night 4: Bum Rush [placeholder title] (Deadline: 3/1/2015, 2 PM, MST)

Guess not; time’s up, and he’s been lynched. :/


Night 3: Meiling’s logic might be a bit farfetched, I dunno.

“1/18/2014 – Prior to six days ago, the biggest attack was carried out by three battalions each of 133 fairies, all of them led by Gardenia, a Gardevoir that was … at the time, ordinary. This attack had taken place in 2011, a year before she raided a library to gain access to new spellcards and underwent levels of training nobody thought was even remotely possible, and devoured RaceBandit. It was also two years before anybody even imagined a wide-scale Fairy booster, so it was child’s play. When Reisen and Mystia bragged about trying a similar attack against us, we thought it would be just as easy. I do not know how we could’ve been so catastrophically wrong.

The Scarlet Devil Mansion was just swarmed by thirty thousand fairies. Furthermore, all of which seemed to develop an immunity to Hong Meiling’s techniques and show the ability to decimate her. My math now says that a mere hundredth of that still would’ve been overkill. It took Sakuya Izayoi and myself eight hours and 17 minutes to exterminate or drive off every last fairy attacking us. Reisen and Mystia straight-up knew we could demolish them and wisely chose to bail. Either way, a first glance would tell you that we were able to protect everything inside the mansion, but if you look closer, you’ll find that one of our own guardians has been shattered by the unprecedented pressure.

I never even imagined that Meiling would ever know fear, but ever since that day, she has complained about nightmares, all of them involving re-enactments of the struggle, and each nightmare getting gradually worse than the last. Last night, this involved Gardenia. Meiling could hardly believe that Gardenia could not only come back from the dead (Nobody at the SDM bought the whole “Gardenia is a Youkai” thing.) but gain an unfathomable level of power through whatever boosted the fairies in the first place.

Hong Meiling also brought up the siege on the Human Village, which was led by Reisen and Mystia, simply because of the intended target: Jojo Rakadan, a human whose Pokemon were able to kill Gardenia. The only reason his accomplishment got any attention in the first place is because Gardenia’s dimensional chaos incident had the potential to be the biggest one ever recorded, had she succeeded in killing Jojo and his Pokemon. She wanted to scramble habitats all across the universe and use the resulting disarray to feast on panicked humans, and Sinnoh was her way of starting off strong.

That’s a story for another time, though. Meiling figured that Gardenia was classified as a fairy, so because Jojo had to deal with her once before, he would be the best person to turn to for anti-fairy advice. What I don’t get is why they’re sending me aboard a ship known as the Riftwalker…”
—Patchouli Knowledge

The canon date for Res2 (The Resistance 2) is 1/18/2014, the day the game ended.
The following discussion takes place right after the Mission 2 briefing for Res2.

: While I’m waiting on dawn_to_dusk, I suppose I could further explain why I’m here. Six days ago, Reisen and Mystia tried their luck against the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Thinking that we could make short work of them, they decided to inflate their numbers with fairies, as mentioned earlier. This almost worked. The Fairy Beacons that Palkia mentioned caught us off-guard, and it took us 30 minutes to regain our footing. The fairies kept coming for another seven hours and 47 minutes, and I got bored enough to count them. As you might’ve been able to tell from the likes of Cirno, they’re not very smart.
: Speaking of Cirno… she didn’t take part in that attack, did she?
: No. All 30000 fairies were generics. Anyway, Meiling had nightmares about that attack because it was the first time she was annihilated by a horde of enemies. My math says that if it weren’t for the beacons, she could solo … 472.
: Generics? I’m guessin’ this doesn’t include any Pokemon that could be considered a Fairy-type, such as Clefable or Togekiss.
: One second. Did any Gardevoirs show up?
: There were no Pokemon in the attack. However, the most recent nightmare Meiling had still showed her Gardenia. Meiling quickly assumed that Gardenia picked up a Fairy-type, so someone that beat her before – Jojo Rakadan – would be able to teach her the ins and outs of anti-fairy combat.
: You’re out of luck then. Sinnoh didn’t have any of these beacons when Gardenia had to be exterminated.
: But Sinnoh ain’t the only place in the world! Jojo could be stuck somewhere that had a Fairy Beacon planted, so he could’ve had to deal with the Fairy type, which means he could help Meiling after all!
: Speaking of which… if you’re here, does that mean you’re sure the mansion will be safe without you? There’s no guarantee that we will be able to locate Jojo before the fairies try to repeat this stunt and find less resistance waiting for them.
: Nitori, do you think you could plot a course for the Scarlet Devil Mansion before we search for Jojo? If Meiling is still at the mansion and she can’t fight fairies, we should be bringing her instead of Patchouli.
: …fair point. I’ll input the coordinates when you’re ready.


N3 deadline: 2/24/2015, 1 PM MST.

If you want to suggest characters for future journal entries, go ahead. As noted by Keine getting two entries so far (Pregame and D3), repeats shouldn’t be too much of an issue. Rule 6 has also been patched so that non-players may ask flavor-based questions.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

I think the real question is how do we actually get everyone to play the damn game. Sunset (Pulsaris’s 7v3) died to inactivity, remember?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

…Rim?

At least, I think it’s been a while since we last saw Rim.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Co-Captain Caption Calamity - Round 1

Just for that, I am now expecting MNIN to last until the semifinals.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [HWoC] [Mafia] Journals - Night 4: Bum Rush [placeholder title] (Deadline: 3/1/2015, 2 PM, MST)

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR wait wrong scenario. Nevermind, I spaced out again.

Votals
None.

Deadline in about 19 hours and 9 minutes.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Co-Captain Caption Calamity - Round 1

Tan
Wait, that doesn’t work. Neither does Cos, because I didn’t bring a buddy.

Sign
So I guess I’m doing a boring sign. I wanted to go back to the drawing board, but then I remembered I can’t draw.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

LNY and CNY are the same thing?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [HWoC] [Mafia] Journals - Night 4: Bum Rush [placeholder title] (Deadline: 3/1/2015, 2 PM, MST)

Time would be up, but…

Extend: 7 (Kadleon, Gonkeymonkey, Pulsaris, Bluji, BLOODYRAIN10001, nikeas, occooa)

So take an extra … three days.

D3 Deadline: 2/22/2015, 1 PM, MST
Extensions remaining today: 0 (will recharge at start of D4)

By the way…

Bluji: 1 (Pulsaris)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [HWoC] [Mafia] Journals - Night 4: Bum Rush [placeholder title] (Deadline: 3/1/2015, 2 PM, MST)

occooa: 1 (Bluji)

Extend: 6 (Kadleon, Gonkeymonkey, Pulsaris, Bluji, BLOODYRAIN10001, nikeas)

That’s what I’m seeing right now. (Ninja’d by nikeas)

Soft-DL in about 25 hours and 27 minutes.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

I kept misreading plan as pain.

“Just according to pain.”
I needed that.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

Originally posted by IAmTheCandyman:

Ok, guys, really. Please stop quoting [PURGED] posts or talking about [PURGED]. Use the forums as if he doesn’t exist, and post around him. Encouraging him is really not helping. :(

As stupid as yeasy’s auto-approve criteria is, you didn’t have to bring confidential names into the discussion.
 
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Originally posted by Helltank:

I took it seriously because I escalated by threatening to slash my wrists in order to incentivize myself so that I would win teh argument, for RA-curbstomping reasons.

You curbstomped yourself with that threat. Simply put, it made you look like a [PURGED].
Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:

Well, I did win, since Helltank’s arguments failed, and two RNGs say I won.

Similarly, BC’s arguments hinged on two RNG rolls which I will admit can be rigged, as well as attacks on you, which ended up also making him look like a [PURGED].

Now, I probably sound like a fucking hypocrite for mentioning the attacks, but sometimes assholes have points.

Anyways. Neither of you seem credible to me. Although there’s one truthful thing BC said:

Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:

It’s not my fault if he can’t get over it.

That being said, it doesn’t award him the win, nor does it secure a win for you. I declared the Mutual Defeat to try to end this, something tells me it had the opposite result <_<

It’s probably worth noting that I saw argument-related posts past the MD declaration as harassment and flagged some of them. Now that I’m basically a part of it, this seems even more hypocritical.


Sometimes I hate my autism. Sure, you can do great things with the altered mind, but you can also get yourself in fucktons of trouble.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

The Mutual Defeat doesn’t involve users that aren’t to be spoken of. It involves the two of you dragging this on into an argument about who won the argument, which basically became this.

Speaking of MMBN

This MMBN4 line seems relevant.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Nobody had a “better” argument. Everyone lost, remember?