Recent posts by TheTorpedo on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / My problem with 4/20

Originally posted by aweSoMeDuDE9000:
Originally posted by ArcadianFire:

It kills you

I’m still here
Cigarettes are worse for you and they’re completely legal
And smoking marijuana doesn’t kill you, anyways
It simply slows down the brain and other bodily processes
It doesn’t do any harm to your body, really
The only way it can at all affect you is if you were to smoke from your teenage years into your elder years

helps the white people brainwash you.

Okay, Mr. Conspiracy Theorist

it duz kill u becuz it addicting and have bad affect like it makes cnacer and allows for you to get AIDs. You can not get AIDS if you dont smoke weed.

Confirmed as troll.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Mobile Badges

Originally posted by Moshdef:

The last time I inquired about it, I was told that mobile badges have not been officially cancelled and that there just haven’t been games recently that they feel deserve badges. Let’s hope they change there minds, because although I accepted this reason I do not agree with it.

Just to be a bit more specific, here’s a list of mobile games that I believe qualify for badges:

Demonrift TD Mobile – Rating: 3.95
Prizma Puzzle Challenges Mobile – Rating: 3.63
Cursed Dungeon Mobile – Rating: 3.69
Reincarnation: TTFH Mobile – Rating: 3.74
The Ocean Around Me – Week One (Mobile) – Rating: 3.75
Bone Sniffer Mobile – Rating: 3.65
The Ocean Around Me – Week Two (Mobile) – Rating: 3.99
Blockoomz Mobile – Rating: 3.50
Super Samurai Sweeper Mobile – Rating: 4.02

I’m not trying to say any of these games should get badges, I just think that maybe they qualify for them based on ratings and amount of plays.

Self-promotion much?

Although in all honesty, The Ocean Around Me was pretty good.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / Profile Avatar

What image format is it?

 
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Topic: Technical Support / HELPP!!! 4 days without facebook(cant login kongg via facebook)

No facebook for FOUR DAYS? Wow, that means you must have to actually talk to people. How archaic.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Happy birthday, Adolf!

Originally posted by Omnicide:

I propose a toast to Hitler.

Originally posted by cllazyman:
  • You burnt your toast.
  • :(

    I propose a burnt toast to Hitler.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / Your recently dead rich cousin gave you a quadrillion dollars (or the equivalent amount in your country's currency) on his will.

    Give away $9999999000000.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / How does this sound?

    Originally posted by Johnyboy29:
    Originally posted by Piple:
    Originally posted by Johnyboy29:
    Originally posted by waffle_god:

    >implying you are attractive

    No, but i bench 290, so………

    Sure u can kid.

    I seriously can. I have been lifting since i was in 8th grade. When we max next at highschool, i will try to film it. My last max was 275, but the other day i got 270 for 3 reps, so i think i could max at 290

    Mhm.

    Considering almost all schools make you lift in 8th grade if you take anything besides normal gym, I highly doubt you can lift that much.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / scary stories needed

    No.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / NIEN FOSHUA NIKA

    That sounds half Hawaiian and half Japanese.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / You wake up, dressed as a clown, with seven dead hookers also dressed like clowns...

    Originally posted by cllazyman:

    I go test my self for shit.

    Uh-oh, it’s positive. You have shit.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / why do you celebrate 4/20?

    For the cake!

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / Rate Your Personal Skills (From this list) from one to ten.

    Originally posted by CurryBrace:
    Originally posted by TheTorpedo:
    Originally posted by CurryBrace:
    Originally posted by TheTorpedo:

    Laugh out loud. I laughed.

    Seems redundant.

    That was the intention. I sometimes feel as though redundancy can help improve the humor of a joke. Apparently, for you it didn’t.

    >Doesn’t get my joke
    >Insults me for not getting his
    >Greentext
    >2012

    >Thinks I insulted him
    >Greentext
    >2012

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / Rate Your Personal Skills (From this list) from one to ten.

    Originally posted by HappyYay:

    You’re not a very good translator. If you really want to prove that I am a sentient ballsack, having a dick-flailing insult match is one of the worse ways to go about it.

    Well sorry, but Ballsackese is very difficult and even though I studied it for years I still make lots of mistakes.

    Why would you be studying ballsackese?

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / XxX360NoScopeCumshotXxX

    Originally posted by MyDreamName:

    I have a 4.8 K/D.

    omg u haxxor n00b

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / Rate Your Personal Skills (From this list) from one to ten.

    Originally posted by CurryBrace:
    Originally posted by TheTorpedo:

    Laugh out loud. I laughed.

    Seems redundant.

    That was the intention. I sometimes feel as though redundancy can help improve the humor of a joke. Apparently, for you it didn’t.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / Rate Your Personal Skills (From this list) from one to ten.

    Originally posted by HappyYay:
    Originally posted by Mansmany:
    Originally posted by HappyYay:

    Funny how people are rating themselves so high when it comes to gaming.

    I’ll challenge all of you to a wager match in TF2 for a key or 2.33 refined. First to 5 kills wins. We both must play the same class. You choose the map.

    sniper ^^

    What is your steam name?

    Originally posted by TheTorpedo:
    Originally posted by HappyYay:

    Funny how people are rating themselves so high when it comes to gaming.

    I’ll challenge all of you to a wager match in TF2 for a key or 2.33 refined. First to 5 kills wins. We both must play the same class. You choose the map.

    Lol.
    Although I semi-agree, here’s pretty much the translation:

    I AM BETTER THAN YOU AT THIS ONE GAME, THEREFORE, YOU SUCK AT GAMING AND I AM GREAT.

    Although I semi-agree, here’s pretty much the translation:

    I AM THETORPEDO AND I AM A SENTIENT BALLSACK. BOW, MORTALS, OR BE CONSUMED.

    You’re not a very good translator. If you really want to prove that I am a sentient ballsack, having a dick-flailing insult match is one of the worse ways to go about it.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / Rate Your Personal Skills (From this list) from one to ten.

    Originally posted by motormaxis:

    A: 6
    B: 9
    C: 8
    D: 9
    E: 9
    F: 5
    G: 3
    H: 10
    I: 7 my favorite skill
    J: 8

    Lol. I laughed.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / Rate Your Personal Skills (From this list) from one to ten.

    Originally posted by HappyYay:

    Funny how people are rating themselves so high when it comes to gaming.

    I’ll challenge all of you to a wager match in TF2 for a key or 2.33 refined. First to 5 kills wins. We both must play the same class. You choose the map.

    Lol.
    Although I semi-agree, here’s pretty much the translation:

    I AM BETTER THAN YOU AT THIS ONE GAME, THEREFORE, YOU SUCK AT GAMING AND I AM GREAT.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / Sometimes Gamestop makes me mad.

    Originally posted by lonewolf1621:

    Eelee.

    SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!! SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!

    Snake Lives In The End And The Bad Guys Are All Dead And At the end Jack Gets Married and Then Snake sees His father.

    Hey

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / Sometimes Gamestop makes me mad.

    Can’t do that at my school. Unless you take Algebra I in 7th (which I do, And I’m 13, I swear), which is an 8th grade class. But other than that, that’s not an option at my school.

    Really? My school allowed me to take Algebra 2 in 7th grade.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / Rate Your Personal Skills (From this list) from one to ten.

    A. 5
    B. 7
    C. 3
    D. 9
    E. 11
    F. 8
    G. Gratefully 1
    H. 5
    I. 10
    J. 5

    >MFW seeing someone make a thing just to overrate themselves as a 9 in gaming.
    :(

    Also, rapping, wtf?

    You’re not black. Therefore, 1.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / My problem with 4/20

    Originally posted by Geenf11:
    Originally posted by TheTorpedo:
    Originally posted by lonewolf1621:
    Originally posted by tenco1:
    Originally posted by aweSoMeDuDE9000:
    Originally posted by Geenf11:
    Originally posted by aweSoMeDuDE9000:

    WE are getting very offtopic though. Pot is extremely bad and kills almost as many people each year as guns.

    Not as many as tobacco.

    show facts to prove that becuase i know you are wrong

    Why don’t you do that as well with your statement that pot kills more than guns. (Which you say kills millions of people each year.)

    In a war a gun wud kill more than pot.

    On top of a building with no one around pot would kill more than a gun.

    With no one around, who would die?

    Himself.

    Originally posted by WompTotheWomp:
    Originally posted by TheTorpedo:
    Originally posted by lonewolf1621:
    Originally posted by tenco1:
    Originally posted by aweSoMeDuDE9000:
    Originally posted by Geenf11:
    Originally posted by aweSoMeDuDE9000:

    WE are getting very offtopic though. Pot is extremely bad and kills almost as many people each year as guns.

    Not as many as tobacco.

    show facts to prove that becuase i know you are wrong

    Why don’t you do that as well with your statement that pot kills more than guns. (Which you say kills millions of people each year.)

    In a war a gun wud kill more than pot.

    On top of a building with no one around pot would kill more than a gun.

    If a hippie falls from a building, and noone is around, does he make a splat?

    Hopefully.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / >MFW I feel more intelligent than 90% of OT.

    Originally posted by ayumi_stocking:

    It’s that time of the year again when we’re overflowed with the new ones and most of us act more dumber than before
    No point in bothering about it really

    So it’s just a phase? That’s good to know.

     

    Topic: Off-topic / >MFW I feel more intelligent than 90% of OT.

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    Topic: Off-topic / Sometimes Gamestop makes me mad.

    Originally posted by Eelee:
    Originally posted by Kablob:
    Originally posted by Eelee:
    Originally posted by Kablob:
    Originally posted by lonewolf1621:

    OT is special and its IMPORTANT part of kongregate.

    Not at all. I’m sure Kong wouldn’t change a bit without it.

    If Kong takes over OT I’m gonna start a petition to kill Kongregate until they agree to bring back OT.

    • Facepalm * Well you have fun with that. I’m sure Kongregate has much better things to do than listen to a newbie ranting about a brony/furry/just plain stupid people forum XD


    I ain’t no newb anymore, I got 1k posts, and that’s a milestone. A small one, but indeed a milestone. Isn’t it funny how when people complain about OT so much they still go on it 24/7?


    Originally posted by TheTorpedo:
    Originally posted by Eelee:
    Originally posted by lonewolf1621:

    Eelee did u get metal gear solid 4?i played it and it was interesting.


    Yeah bro, It’s pretty good. Haven’t played it much yet, though. Homework’s boggin’ me down, man.


    What the fuck? This is the forums, not a chat. For a while I actually thought you two might have even had a little intelligence.


    My report card’s got All A’s all year. I just don’t have good social skills.

    All A’s isn’t impressive. You could be taking grade-level classes and getting all A’s, or you could be taking classes 2-3 grades ahead of you.