Recent posts by Darver on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / If someone is bullying your younger brother... (only for people who have younger brothers)

Unless my brother was being bullied for a very specific and somehow just reason, I’d kick the shit out of those bullies.

Well, attempt to anyway, I can’t really fight.

Topic: Off-topic / Mafefe actually loves pigeons

Theory seems sound to me. Good job.

Topic: Off-topic / Moment of silence...

Originally posted by experiment667:

what do you mean

I’d like to take a moment of silence for you now.

Topic: Off-topic / Using things Other Than Computers For The Internet

When I’m home alone I occasionally use my xbox to watch porn on a big screen without having to buy any DVDs.

Just me?

Topic: Off-topic / Are you socially retarded?

Depends how strict the boundaries between ‘normal’ and retarded are.

But probably yes.

Topic: Off-topic / Kongregrets

Trying to know what I was talking about in SD when I really didn’t was probably a bad decision.

Topic: Off-topic / British English, Anyone?

I use British English usually, seeing as I am British.

Topic: General Gaming / Toss The Turtle

Originally posted by AllStarDominatio:

Originally posted by Darver:

Originally posted by AllStarDominatio:

Originally posted by Hamsters_R_Boss:

Toss the Turtle is the best launch game I have ever played.

I hate because I can’t get the hard badge, but overall, it’s a pretty neat game. :P

1. Get tank and golden gun
2. buy about 99 nukes
3. Launch out of tank at full power, then use your golden guns ammo on the poor guy, then use all the nukes. Simple.

Okay, thanks! I may try this some time. :-)

You might want to buy a chest bomb too, hitting spikes early can really mess up your day

Topic: General Gaming / Toss The Turtle

Originally posted by AllStarDominatio:

Originally posted by Hamsters_R_Boss:

Toss the Turtle is the best launch game I have ever played.

I hate because I can’t get the hard badge, but overall, it’s a pretty neat game. :P

1. Get tank and golden gun
2. buy about 99 nukes
3. Launch out of tank at full power, then use your golden guns ammo on the poor guy, then use all the nukes. Simple.

Topic: General Gaming / Couple of questions about my ps3

Originally posted by SicMirx:

Well, your friend is an ass for not including the AV cable with the PS3, then. A free PS3 with no AV!? Torture!!! If the PS3 never came stock with one, then Sony is a complete ass. Seriously, I have the AV cable stored in my backpack just in case I have to use it on older TVs with my 360. There’s even that AV converter thingy I use for headsets with the HDMI that should have come stock.

Otherwise, you should be able to find an AV cable/multi-out/S-video/whatever the hell they’re called at the nearest Gamestop, Best Buy, Radio Shack, used game store, your aunt Sally’s house, the dumpster, etc. I’d make sure you get the HD one, though. More versatile nowadays than the basic red/white/yellow AV. It shouldn’t cost you more than a few dollars, but that’s not very expensive considering you were given the PS3.

I think he got rid of his AV cable seeing as he has a fancy TV.

I know somebody that thinks he has an AV cable, so I’m fine now.

Topic: Off-topic / Any item from a game

The wabbajack from Skyrim.

Topic: General Gaming / Couple of questions about my ps3

Accidently clicked quote instead of edit, so yeah, this post exists now. Hurray!

Topic: General Gaming / The "What was that game called?" Thread

I remember a game on kongregate, it was a black and white shooter where you were a spaceship shooting other ships. It had the same background music as No time to explain and it said in it’s description that it was “colour-blind friendly”

Topic: General Gaming / Learn to fly 3

Originally posted by KLouD_KoNNeCteD:

I don’t know if its been asked yet but does anyone know when Learn to Fly 3 is coming out?

Dude, the first post asked that question. AND it’s been answered. No scheduled release date, it’ll come out when he posts it.

Topic: Off-topic / If you could become any superhero or supervillain...

Wolverine, he has a metal skeleton and super fast regen so it’s a logical choice.

Topic: Off-topic / If you were about to receive heart surgery, would you rather have the surgeon be blind or drunk?

Drunk, surgery takes a long time apparently and so does pre-op stuff. so he’d sober up.

Topic: General Gaming / PS3 Game Recommendations

COD 3 was remastered for PS3 and I think it has a better campaign than the new CODs.

Otherwise, LittleBigPlanet is a great game, and a lot of people like God of War, although I’ve never played it.

Gran Turismo 4 was a great racing game, so I’m guessing unless they messed it up Gran Turismo 5 should be good. A lot of people like that too.

Topic: General Gaming / Couple of questions about my ps3

Somebody recently gave me his ps3. It’s the original one that’s backwards compatible with ps2 games and stuff.

Now, the TV in my room that I want to play it on is about 10 years old and doesn’t have a HDMI port. My Uncle who knows a lot about technical stuff (He used to completely take apart video players(VCR or whatever you call it) and put them back together for shits and giggles.) told me that the AV out port on the back of my PS3 is a standard sony AV thing, so he thought that it should work with my PS2 SCART cable.

Lo and behold…. It didn’t. Not on my stone age TV or the shiny new-ish HD TV in the living room. It’s not the PS3 as it worked in the living room with my HDMI cable. So, do I need a new TV in my room or just a different AV cable?

NOTE: I CANNOT USE THE TV DOWNSTAIRS AS MY FAMILY WATCH TV ON IT.

tl;dr: Playstation 3 not working with PS2 cable. What do?

ALSO, if anybody knows any good PS3 exclusives tell me so once I get the damn thing working I can get some good games that I can’t get on my 360.

Topic: General Gaming / Does black ops 2 suck

Originally posted by tehdarkside:

Zombies and Multiplayer is pretty much the same as before, but the campaign is quite unique.

Well if the campaign was the same as the other games they’d have a problem.

Topic: General Gaming / The difference between Halo 3 helmet and Halo 4 and helmet

Originally posted by CROWne_00001:

I like how OP thinks that halo 3 and halo 4 are still relevant.

Halo 4 killed the series by trying to be CoD in space instead of Halo 4

It was a bit like that more or less, halo 3 as well.

However, neither are COD in space because A) You don’t die instantly B)Not as many 8 year olds have sexual intercourse with your mum

The difference to me between the helmets is that the helmet in Halo 4 (in the campaign) jiggles around more.

Topic: Off-topic / Pills or liquid?

I prefer liquids, but I just take whatever I find first that does the right thing.

Topic: Off-topic / would you rather

It would be better to be missing a thumb than missing an arm.

Topic: Off-topic / i missed the bus again

Grounded for missing the bus?

You have a terrible life.

Topic: Off-topic / Can somebody fan me please

Having fans doesn’t get you anything special, begging for something that does nothing is a fairly pointless endeavour.

Topic: Off-topic / would you read this sign for 1000 dollars

Well it’s not hard to read, so yes.