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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Mud & Blood 2] Wtf moments

I’d like to dedicate this post to 2nd Lt. N. Childers, who single-handedly held off three waves of enemy troops and destroyed a WESPE artillery unit with just a tommy gun and hand grenades. His squad’s death was not in vain, and he avenged them effectively and with great prejudice.

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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Mud & Blood 2] Tales of War


Day 1: Just been deployed, it sure is a nice day. If it wasn’t for the vague red mist hanging in the air. The moment we took up positions, a soldier from the Volkksturm charged at us, had second thoughts, then charged all the way back again. We must look nore intimidating than we are.

Day 2: Me, Sergey, Ramirez and Alvarez are all holding pretty well. We called in a .50 caliber, it’s making Kraut confetti as I write. Our mission officer, W. Hook, has joined us on the battlefield. All he does is yell at us, and he can’t shoot worth shit. Sergey has taken to calling him ‘Captain Hook’, which we all laugh about when he can’t hear us.

Day 3: One of those Brandenburg fags appeared behind us. Our fifty quickly made branden-burgers out of him. The Krauts must be holding back slightly, as we haven’t yet faced anything difficult. Cutter, our engineer, also joined us today. He’s pretty optimistic, able to make light out of anything. He’s also wicked fast with that monkey wrench. Hook tasked him with building a bunker, probably to save his own precious hide.

Day 4: Opel truck that we quickly saw off. That bunker was finished. Of couse, we common soldiers weren’t allowed in. It probably stinks of cowardice in there anyway. Some Panzergrenadiers incoming, I—

Day 5: I got hit by a grenade. I’m pretty beat up, and we have no medic. Captain Hook said if I can shoot, then I should be shooting. Which pretty much meant he was leaving me out to die. The Krauts are making a hard push, I’m not sure how much longer we ca—

The rest of the page is bloodstained.

Day 6: This is Sergey writing. Duncan was beaten over the head by a Kraut engineer. I’ll miss him. We all will, pretty much. Mainly because he was the best damn shot in the group. The .50 is still up, but the operator isn’t doing as well as the size of his gun might suggest. More Opels. A damned Kraut shot be in the gut. Our medic, Oligny, says I’ll be okay, but he couldn’t remove a bullet from a dead rat. Cuteer’s locked in combat with a Kraut. He’s wounded. I can’t shoot at the Kraut for hear of killing Cutter. Ramirez got ripped apart by a ’nade.

Day 7: That Kraut killed Harmon, our signaller, before turning his attention back to Cutter. Thankfully, Cutter was a speedier touch with his kinfe, and stabbed the Nazi in the neck. Captain Hook, unfortunately, failed to get wounded during the fight. The grenades are coming in fast and hard. Our new gunner, called in to replace Duncan, was disabled by the blast. Some of the shrapnel hit me in the leg. Oligny says we’ll both pull through. I feel like living today, but I’m not so sure about the gunner. The Germans are sending in more grenade troops. They really using those grena—

The rest of the page is burned.

Day 8: Sergey was killed off by a stray grenade. This is Pvt. Alvarez, continuing the entries. Hook called in another Fifty. Looks like the swanky little bitch is finally earning his keep around here. …Ugh. Just beat off a Kraut trying to knife me. A new guy, McCoy, just got called in too, to replace Sergey. He’s a bright lad, with a happy outlook, and is determined we’ll win this fight. He’s also a brillians shot with that Springfield. But the Panzergrenadiers are pushing hard. It may be too little, too late.

Day 9: Those Krauts are shit with grenades. A particularly young Nazi just blew up 2 men of his own side. Our .50 quickly thanked him with a bullet to the head. Our .50 operator then got his very own bullet head wound. What goes around comes around, as they say. Oligny is keeping us going as best he can, but the Nazis have m—

Day 10: Alvarez was shot. This is 1st Class Pvt. Cutter, battlefield engineer. I can’t help but think how much this diary has been passed around. I mean, I’m the fourth holder. All the previous ones died. Am I next. Is this diary cursed? Hey, maybe I could give it to Hook. Just took out a kraut, but McCoy was injured. It’s not serious, just some shrapnel. The Panzergrenadiers are coming too fast. We can’t hold them!

Day 11: No entry, possibly due to battle loss and capture of all surviving Allied soldiers.

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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Mud & Blood 2] Tales of War


Day 1: Battlefield deployment. Orders are to hold off the Germans for as long as possible to buy time for a unit trapped behind enemy lines. We’ve set up upfield, ready to pounce on the Nazis as they emerge.

Day 2: Propaganda supplies recovered. The men were happy to realise that the boys back home hadn’t forgotten us.

Day 3: Panzergrenadiers charged our position, catching us in melee attacks. We lost Burton, and Jacques was badly injured. Our signaller (Also named Burton, strangely enough) recovered a crate of some shoe polish. Ah, well. At least we’ll die looking nice.

Day 4: Friendly Paratroopers arrive just in time to stop an Opel truck. I was promothed to Private first class. We beat off more Geramn waves, but one of our paratroopers, Brown, was fatally injured.

Day 5: Enemy Pak38 misfired and blew itself up, along with another paratrooper.

Day 6: German vehicles are everywhere! Opel trucks, Pak38s, bikes, the works! We can’t hold them off!

Day 7: It’s over. The Germans broke straight through our defenses. At least I survived to fight another day.

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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Mud and Blood 2] game rules revealed

#314: Nazi corpses are out to get you. That’s why your soldiers love shooting them.
#315: The Nazis sure do love to bash you in with Pak38s at Wave 1!
#316: Judging from this game, God was on the Nazi’s side all along.

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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / Leaving your MNB 2 game alone, and then coming back to find your still alive.

Originally posted by CaptainD4n:
Originally posted by Excale:

Those “6-barrel cannons” are nebelwerfers >.>. and those “20mm cannon” is actually a 20mm AA gun >.>.

And BTW, I survived up to wave 115, its called 4 spec ops, 1 medic, 1 engineer, tommys, and heroism. I got the survival badge and guerrilla warfare badge =). How I killed tanks? I didn’t its called advancing, take in the left enemys behind your line, wait a bit, my 99xp (annoying huh?) officer sweeps through the area a few times, voila, all clean =).

P.S.S. no one cares about that too :D

shush, you.

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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / TACTICS!

Put your 4 starting troops in a line from left to right in the middle of the screen, then build sandbags around them. Keeps them alive for longer than you might think.

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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / The Funniest moments of Mud and Blood

I had a sandbag wall at either end of the screen (left – right) and a palisade in between them. Behind the palisade, a Field HQ. Behind the sandbag walls, gunners. So, a Brandenburg guy pops out from the left side of the screen, beats up my gunner, beats up my engineer, and starts walking to the bottom of the screen. My other gunner was so busy targeting him (unsuccessfully), that a Wermacht soldier walked up behind him and clubbed him over the head. At the time this was happening, I was getting hammered by ’nades. So, by the time the Brandenburg dude reached the bottom of the screen, my entire defensive force was nailed. Oh, and a nade destroyed my Field HQ, putting me down to -1 TP.

Actually, I just realised we’re bitching about that time we got absolutely decimated, rather than discussing funny moments.

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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Mud & Blood 2] help tactics / stratigys and other stuff

Originally posted by blaze138:

Look heres what i do try to taunt the Germans in Command Decisions(sorry if wrong spelling) Keep on taunting IF YOU CAN DO IT!!! ok well this might not work but it works for me

Not really helpful. Taunting should only be done if you are highly confident, because for all you know you may get brutalised in the next wave.

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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / Beta testers needed for Battalion: Arena

Originally posted by jonza1:

I’m up for it :D:D

Originally posted by zhack:

i’m in !

Originally posted by ed_2052:

im in for it

Learn2ReadFirstPosts. I swear, they’re doing this deliberately.