Recent posts by efar on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

osteopaths explain sucking

 
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Topic: War of Omens / Getting newly released cards

a great way to work at getting new cards would be that if all the cards in a draw are unlocked you can spend half the price of the pack or something to redraw more cards at the same rarity though you would have to be able to go into debt or something for this to be really useful it would certainly help people get epic heroes more easily because if you only ever get oak packs it can take a really long time to get a single epic

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

you are now a veggie

I listen to a Nickelback album

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

granted, you just got it

I wish it were possible to make a wish without it being corrupted

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

(ninjaed)
fat and squishy

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

it stares at you for a while and keeps eating bamboo

I turn into a snake and bite Chuck Noris

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

it was my butt crack

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but you are playing with superman and he is using his lazer vision to kill you

I wish more people of this generation appreciated the Beatles like me

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

to put where

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

granted but it explodes while you’re flying and listening to Wings albums

I wish the Beatles were still all together and alive

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

I don’t have

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

you were busy boogieing so your head was at an angle that you are now blind and in a coma

I eat a zombie

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

you get your quarter back, along with Stevie Wonder tickets

I insert The Boogie

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

it was just an air vortex so I just pick it up

I hire your mom to shame you off wanting cookies and then hide it in a safe in Valhalla to be safe (ha ha)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Shades of gray)

Originally posted by FelineForumer:

Fire Engine Red

Oh god, the memories!

dog dick red

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

it was just the small one from Vegas so you just twist an ankle

I challenge the powerful new Guilt God that was born from a fridge to make me commit suicide

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

YOU GET TROLLS

I insert Internet: the Game

 
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Topic: War of Omens / This game isn't working

every time I load the game all I get is a white screen where it should be. I’ve tried reloading and restarting lots of times but it won’t work please help me this is my favorite game!

 
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Topic: War of Omens / Deck Building

I have good green decks but need help with my blue and red decks desperately please share your deck with me and post experimental ideas here

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

you only thought it was the empire state building, it was really a small mound of dirt
I infect myself with the black plauge

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

you get a zero for cheating
I insert a Titian

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

granted but he already farted on it
I wish everyone in Mexico would die

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

they have a cure for all the diseases that human was carrying
I get humiliated by smosh

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

you get a Mondragon
I insert the world’s largest coffee cup

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

granted, it is a demonic firebreathing fork that won’t stop using your DSL and steals your electricity
I wish to be the most powerfulest wizard ever