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Topic: Off-topic / I'd like suggestions regarding chemistry flasks and the like

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by radar816:

What is the point of this trip?

It’s a bit complicated, but I don’t intend for it to be just a trip

Did you build a Stepper Box?

wat

What are the limitations of this trip?

It’s a reference form a book. It’s a transportation device, but it can’t send anything made of iron.

oh ;p

I’m not sure what you mean by limitations, but I want to just live mostly in the wilderness (starting from Eastern Europe) for quite a while, traveling around. I’ve no intention of going back to permanently living in civilization the way it is once I get this started properly

Noooooooooo don’t leave uuuuuuuuus

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is the smartest OTer? No voting for yourself

Originally posted by Zoronii:

Me

Dude I agree 100%

-Anon

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is the smartest OTer? No voting for yourself

Me

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anyone wanna engage in a rap battle?

Alright, kiddo, let’s put your rapping skills to the test
There’s no contest, I’m the best,
but how do you stack up to the rest?
I digress, just feel blessed,
that this thread could be addressed
By the great MC Zoronii with rhymes to the excess

If you think you’re a rapper here’s your chance to prove it, see?
To see if you’re good enough, or just another pansy
And I’ll dish out this rap with flow and alacrity
While you’re lookin’ up rhymes like a radio wannabe

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Score yourself out of 30 on the "boyfriend" scale

No kissing on first date

Hah, there’s one rule broken.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would you do if you woke up and you were the opposite color skin

What’s the opposite of Japanese?

Indian?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You have the willpower to continue putting up with this place.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Facebook

Your formatting skills are shitty.

Lrn2textilenoob

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Umm

I hope a bum gouges your eyes out with a rusty pipe.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Problems with Social Media

Social media is alright.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / are u cool?

Yes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What will happen when Chuck Norris Dies?

Why is Chuck Norris even relevant anymore.

His acting career is dead, the meme is dead, when is he gonna be dead?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Lets just say I stole credit card info

Ransom the money back to the original owner, and in return demand sex.

That’s probably the only way you’ll ever get any action anyway.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I fucking hate building shit for classes

Switch classes, then, whoever teaching you sounds shitty.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Script Kiddies

Originally posted by skiller78:

Tbh, I hate script kiddies. They think they can hack you and all.

They dont know even one language.

They probably know English.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / GANJA

Originally posted by DMinor:
Originally posted by Zoronii:

If they started arresting kids for weed at my school like 1/3 of the students would be gone.

Are there even jails in Hawaii or do you guys just throw criminals into volcanoes and call it good?

I’ll be honest, I haven’t seen any prisons here, and I don’t personally know any ex-convicts.

THEY JUST MIGHT.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / It's going to snow tomorrow where I live :D

It doesn’t snow in Hawaii.

It’s hailed once, though. That was fun.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If I were to start selling "Chill Pills"

Marijuana, probably :/

 
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Topic: Off-topic / GANJA

If they started arresting kids for weed at my school like 1/3 of the students would be gone.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How have you guys dealt with bullying

Glue their lockers shut and spray fucking liquified dogshit all over the front.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / twilight iz tha best movee evr

It’s okay.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Rap Battle Tournament (TIME TO RAP)

Yo bitches burnin all the bridges
Callin’ niggers out like “what up” y’all are some snitches
OT OG kickin’ out the OP
Tryin’ hard to rap, fucker I ain’t a homie
BLOW ME

Fuck fuckers tryin’ to troll, see
Can’t rap? Stop rappin’ ‘n’ get toasty
See, we ain’t in it for money
Just looking for the hoes, see, she knows we
Don’t need no fuckers tellin’ us how to proceed

Shit man I’m just trying ta make a living here in the forumz
8k posts sittin’ tight on these boards, son
Ain’t got nothing on me, I’m the only one
Who knows how to rap, so shut up and just get some

WHAT’S THIS, A TOURNAMENT?
FREESTYLE RAPPERS AIN’T HAVIN’ IT
FUCK THE SYSTEM, FUCK THE STRUCTURE
Y’ALL SITTIN SILLY JUST JACKIN’ IT
I AIN’T DOWN WITH IT

THESE SICK FLOWS CHILLIN LIKE AN ANARCHIST’S PROSE
SITTIN TIGHT, BAR FIGHT, STREET FIGHT, TAKIN’ BLOWS
I’M THE FINAL BOSS SEE, EVERYBODY KNOWS
THAT WHEN I’M SPITTIN’ RHYMES Y’ALL NIGGAS KNOW THAT YOU AIN’T PROS

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Whatever happended to that one OT TV SHOW???

FOX canceled it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you prefer winter or sunny?

It’s like -30 in some places right now I’m pretty sure people fucking hate winter right about now.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why is this forum dead

Oh my god please just.

Drown.

In your own piss.