Recent posts by marcops9 on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / If rocket powered poo made you run faster than Usain Bolt - wud u use it?

No, this is probably considered a performance-enhancing drug.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How long does it take you to figure out how this works? Or does ur brain give up?

30 seconds; wind and momentum.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What if all the rich people flew away from Earth and left it a wasteland? Wud u be mad, why or why not?

Get some friends, then hijack some ships. Now, I’m a space pirate with a fleet-and if that ship had a set destination, possibly a base. That’s a start.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If giant worms tasted like gummy bears, would you eat them?

Uh, sure. Just clean them first…or something…

 
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Topic: General Gaming / The "What was that game called?" Thread

Originally posted by hok0003:
Originally posted by marcops9:
Originally posted by marcops9:

A game, where you have to sneak forward in line for a PS4. It had 8-bit graphics, and was released around the time of the PS3’s launch. You had to make a stereotypical emo slice his wrist, and kick over the tent of the guy in front. It was really short, and no, it’s not Competitive Line Waiting.

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Line Simulator

Yeah, that’s the one. Thanks a lot!

 
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Topic: General Gaming / The "What was that game called?" Thread

Originally posted by marcops9:

A game, where you have to sneak forward in line for a PS4. It had 8-bit graphics, and was released around the time of the PS3’s launch. You had to make a stereotypical emo slice his wrist, and kick over the tent of the guy in front. It was really short, and no, it’s not Competitive Line Waiting.

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Topic: General Gaming / The "What was that game called?" Thread

A game, where you have to sneak forward in line for a PS4. It had 8-bit graphics, and was released around the time of the PS3’s launch. You had to make a stereotypical emo slice his wrist, and kick over the tent of the guy in front. It was really short, and no, it’s not Competitive Line Waiting.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which snack do you take on a 6 month desert island trip, and which country are you from?

Prawn crackers. I’m from Canada.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A-Z : Current topic - Brand names

Ibanez (guitars)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A-Z : Current topic - Brand names

Dasini

Uhh…Not a lot of D’s off the top of my head.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A-Z : Current topic - Brand names

Bump. That doesn’t count, so

Bridgestone(tires)
Brandt(Pretty sure this one’s power tools.)
Brisk(Canned Iced tea)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Now that the US has stopped inspecting shrimp for fatal salmonella, would you still eat it?

…Don’t care about the “if you live in the USA” bit. I live in Canada. And seeing as Canada’s government is NOT shut down, I will eat shrimp until I die of mercury poisoning.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A mad billionaire offers you $10 million to pilot a rocket full of cockroaches to Mars

Yes. I’ll tell him that they’re on Mars. At least the capsule containing them dropped from a rather high altitude would.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are a 9 year old redneck and you have never seen a woman!

I’m Canadian, so I’d put the can down and walk east.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Piranhas at the bottom, man-eating lions at the top. Which wud u pick and why?

Originally posted by thedude0:

Piranhas don’t eat people and I can swim so I would go with them.

Yeah, unless it’s the dry season (which it can’t be in this scenario) or you’re bleeding, say, from that fall…If you aren’t, piranhas. If you are, lions. So, probably lions unless you’ve got an overabundance of platelets in your blood.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are a bank robber and this is the only getaway bicycle available

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by sosusline:

Imagine one day you are a BANK ROBBER fleeing from a police car!!!!
The only getaway bicycle you find is THIS ONE!!!!!

if you pedal as hard as you can on flat ground, do you think you will
1) Outspeed the police car which is going 60 km/h
2) Be caught by the police car OR
3) Totally fail and just give up at the start?
and why?

your only getaway bicycle looks like this~~
(note: u can assume it has pedals and is a fully functioning bicycle)

forget the bike. i could run faster than that piece of shit.

At first, but if you had a buddy and he gave you a running start or something, that bike could be the fastest bike ever that was not built to be insanely aerodynamic. So, 1.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Now that Japan could become a nuclear wasteland within 30 years....

I prefer my fish cooked.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / ps4 or xbox one?

Originally posted by Caleb_Nyuu:

How many times have I seen this thread?

Anyways, PS4.

And how many more times will you see it?

PS4. It makes sense.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you good at physical sports? What is your best sport?

I do not understand what a sport is. I prefer eating half a bag of chips and barely putting on weight. Metabolism FTW.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You go to a new prestigious boarding school and this is your new roommate

3. If I was dumb, I’d say 4 and state I would stay in, but I’m not. Find the next best school. Also…

Your Headmaster says it is an amazing new sentient science experiment and the Future of Humanity!!!!

the Future of Humanity!!!!

…shit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Has anything scary like this happened to you before?

Once, I attacked a bear and killed it. Somehow. Not sure. Maybe it wasn’t me. The bear had a real death experience, though.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are poor and ugly and you meet this cat

Got nothing to lose. Probably seen enough of Britain/Europe/wherever else people drive on the left side of the road to begin with.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / How did you stumble upon Kongregate?

Originally posted by 123aaa789:
Originally posted by marcops9:

Brother was playing here one day back in ‘08. Started playing, even though I was WAAY underage. Not my problem, American law and I’m Canadian.

Kongregate is an American site and all users are bound by their laws, regardless of where they’re accessing the site from. If you’re not from the United States but are underage, you’re still bound by their laws.

Except, I’m not underage NOW.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / How did you stumble upon Kongregate?

Brother was playing here one day back in ‘08. Started playing, even though I was WAAY underage. Not my problem, American law and I’m Canadian.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / List 20 Of the Best Games Ever

Originally posted by GamerGuy75:
Originally posted by marcops9:


20. Cod of Duty.


Don’t you mean Call of Duty?

Nope. I mean COD of Duty. A remake where you literally shoot fish-or cod-in a barrel. It is rather enteratining, I don’t really enjoy Call of Duty.