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Topic: Off-topic / I'm bored, OT.

I dont know, what spider?
I was just saying my fear

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm bored, OT.

I’m scared of spiders but that didn’t get me for 1 second
pls im not dumb

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why did [removed] get banned

???

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How cultured are you, /2/

I do not fear the geography wizard

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ot king and queen

I want to nominate myself for Queen

 
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Topic: Off-topic / British English, Anyone?

No, cartoons/media/vidya games taught me American English when I was little

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your favorite sub sub genria of music?

Tibetian throat singing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCkK1AqsIAI

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Make Your Own COPYPASTA Thread

Forced copypastas are not good copypastas

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you do if you run out of toilet paper, and you are home alone?

Go to the kitchen to get some tissues

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What percent of Americans do you think you're smarter than

idk
somewhere around 50%-60%

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Proof that Evolution is a Hoax

Originally posted by undeadcupcake3:
Originally posted by LukeMann:

Recently, a thought captivated my mind that proves that the theory of evolution is a big hoax. The thought is simple and yet profound … why is there no recorded history before approximately 4,000 B.C.? The answer is obvious … there was no history! Think about it! Evolutionists claim that man evolved over billions of years (that’s billions with a “B”). If there were any truth to these false claims by unscrupulous scientists, then man’s historical record should span back at least hundreds-of-thousands of years, if not millions.

There is no record of a cataclysmic event that destroyed mankind prior to 4,000 B.C. And if there were, surely some of the survivors would have passed this information down to generations to follow. The Bible dates creation, as we know it today, at approximately 4,000 B.C. Thus, it was approximately 6,000 years ago that God, Jesus Christ, created the heavens and the earth in 6-days. It was 6,000 years ago that Jesus Christ spoke the stars into existence. It was 6,000 years ago that Jesus spoke animals, fish, plants, and land into existence. And it was 6,000 years ago that God formed man out of the dust of the earth.

Such Biblical claims seem absurd to modern evolutionists, who have convinced themselves that the earth is billions of years old. Ironically, they have absolutely NO EVIDENCE of such longevity. Evolutionists have sought out dishonest scientists, who distort the facts, use faulty testing methods, and make erroneous assumptions (unethically stating such assumptions as if they were facts). Evolution is at best still a THEORY. Yet, children are brainwashed in godless public schools all across the world, with evolution, which is taught as if it were a fact. This is evil. It is evil to deny students the Biblical account of creationism. The Word of God makes infinite more sense than the fairytale of evolution.

One of the simplest and best proofs that evolution is a joke, is the FACT that there is NO recorded history prior to 4,000 B.C. The world’s history is CLEARY defined by SIX world powers since time began: Egypt, Assyria, Babylon, Medo-Persia, Greece, and Rome. Since Rome’s fall in 476 A.D., there have been no world-powers (many super-powers; but, no world-powers). At the time of Moses, Egypt ruled the world. The Israelites were used as slave labor by Pharaoh to build the pyramids. Before Egypt, there is absolutely nothing recorded in history about a world-power.

actually, on your superpowers bit, there were actually quite a few superpowers in the world during these empires. A few examples, seperated by geography:

Americas:
The Inca Empire, possibly the Aztec.

Europe:
Meh.

Asia:
China, in some of it’s imperial dynasties, and the Mongol Empire. Also, the Ottoman, Safavid, and Mughal empire.

Africa:
The Ghana, Mali, and Songhai empires, the Ethiopian Empire, possibly the Empire of Zimbabwe.

Oceania:
The Khmer Empire


Also, proof to support the idea that everything is older than 4,000 BCE:

Cave paintings from around the world have been identified. Some of the oldest are from eras that date to around 12,000 BCE, and the chemicals were unable to have been produced by natural causes.

Many animal bones have been found that date much farther back than 4,000 BCE. Most famous of these are the dinosaurs, but the first animal capable of walking on land and had a skeleton existed as far back as 500,000,000 BCE.

Many of Earth’s geographical features have been constructed in a way that disqualifies Catastrophism as a candidate.

The amount of time it would take to crush all of Earth’s resources into the size it is now would take at least millions of years, let alone the 6 days that religious ideas support.

I would post more facts, but I can tell this douche is just being a massive troll.

Europe: Meh.

U wot m8

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You graduate with a Medical Degree but this is the only job you can find (warning: gross)

1
I don’t mind this job at all

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you rude or polite?

I’m balanced online
More towards polite IRL

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How Many Words Per Minute Can You Type?

Last time I checked it was somewhere between 85-95

 
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Topic: Off-topic / USA: the complete history

5/5 Needs badges
Are you ever gonna release a sequel?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you sell your left eye for 100000$ dollars.

Nope

 
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Topic: Off-topic / YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPOOKY SKELETON

I got banned for a week for posting this

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which country are you from?

Originally posted by Rolby:

netherlands.

What country are your parents from, if your parents are from netherlands, then what are your grandparents from
honestly curious pls answer

 
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Topic: Off-topic / north korea has missiles readied on its east coast

Originally posted by Rolby:

well, u guys may think russia is strong. but the slavic population is declining while the minorities are increasing. after a few years the minorites will be big enough for a war for independence. and if russia gets in a big war right now, everywhere there will be civil wars cuz all minorities will want to become independent. and the central asian countries will probably support their brothers by helping them fight against russians. and russia will be fucked up cuz of the big war and cuz of the civil war.

#TatarIndependence2013
Liberate the old bulgars from the russians

 
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Topic: Off-topic / north korea has missiles readied on its east coast

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

china is very strong because of highest populatinon

russia is very strong because of highest land in which the horsemen can train

Originally posted by scorpion1m:

i predict this will lead to another cold war

wow you sure know what your talking about

 
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Topic: Off-topic / north korea has missiles readied on its east coast

Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by ilvon:
Originally posted by cesarcurado:
Originally posted by Rolby:

well idk what u guys are talking about, but netherlands is not on the list while some poor country like mongolia is. do u really think like 1 million people with only horses and no food can defeat the dutch army? no of course they cant. so think what u want but i think that site is just shit.

yea nederlands has a pretty good army and mongolia is all blacks.

No, Mongolia is European
Get your facts straight l0ser

wtf no mongolia is asian.

Naw, last time I checked it was in Australia

 
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Topic: Off-topic / north korea has missiles readied on its east coast

Originally posted by cesarcurado:
Originally posted by Rolby:

well idk what u guys are talking about, but netherlands is not on the list while some poor country like mongolia is. do u really think like 1 million people with only horses and no food can defeat the dutch army? no of course they cant. so think what u want but i think that site is just shit.

yea nederlands has a pretty good army and mongolia is all blacks.

No, Mongolia is European
Get your facts st8 l0ser

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Marijuana degrades your brain and/or IQ, and also possibly makes you die.

ok

 
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Topic: Off-topic / north korea has missiles readied on its east coast

Also pretty much everything in China is higher than the US and it’s still somehow #3

 
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Topic: Off-topic / north korea has missiles readied on its east coast

Originally posted by Hallucent:

Here’s your damn source, if you need one that badly: http://www.globalfirepower.com/

On that site, North Korea is lower than Sweden
I refuse to believe that