Recent posts by StickManJoe on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Suicide: What's the point?

I do think that Death is easy and life is Hard, and that’s mostly why I think that Suicide is a cowards way out of life. But, the serious discussion is over, on with the stupidity!

Topic: Off-topic / Suicide: What's the point?

Also, some of the kids at my school are always saying life sucks, I kind of just want to go up to them and yell “Why don’t you go live in a third world country if life is so bad here with your education and your family”, but I don’t. I should though.

Topic: Off-topic / Suicide: What's the point?

I agree with the Bible thing, and I also thing it’s kind of retarded that someone could actually THINK that life is so bad they need to kill themselves.

Topic: Off-topic / Suicide: What's the point?

Originally posted by Someguyinworld:

The point is to kill yourself.

O NO MY COMP HAS A VIRUS

OMG I MIGHT AS WELL AS CTRL ALT DEL CTRL ALT DEL

Lol, TF?

Topic: Off-topic / Suicide: What's the point?

Thanks. Now what do you think about it? I’m so bored I want to listen to other people’s oppinions… Whatever. So? What do you think?

Topic: Off-topic / Why Does Wikipedia Hate Me?

That’s freaking sweet.

Topic: Off-topic / Suicide: What's the point?

I think suicide is stupid. That’s my oppinion. Please feel free to voice your oppinion on this, and since this is the OT things are going to get stupid. Probably. Anyway, I’d like to hear your points of view and learn what you guys think of it. This is also a way to get the OT’s heart pumping again, it was getting kind of boring.

Topic: Off-topic / Your most embarassing wet and sticky experience?

Potato you are all over the place with your quote editing.

Topic: Off-topic / My Artistry: How do I share it with you guys?

MMMK…

Topic: Off-topic / Why Does Wikipedia Hate Me?

Sosusline, sometimes I am surprised that you are a girl. You are one hell of a girl…

Topic: Off-topic / Why Does Wikipedia Hate Me?

A page centered around what subject? What was the topic? And besides, there are alot of A-holes on Wikipedia that do that for fun. Don’t feel bad. But they do have 35 paid staff that fix articles.

Topic: Off-topic / You are a top NASA scientist, would you take a 50% PAY CUT to get man to Mars and beyond?

Sosusline, stop spamming. But yes, in the name of science I think I would take a pay cut to get to Mars and Beyond.

Topic: Off-topic / My Artistry: How do I share it with you guys?

Thanks people! About the Hentai, is it wrong to draw it? I mean it pays good money. I’ve heard. I really don’t want this topic to get locked, so maybe I shouldn’t ask… I was actually concerned at how good my picture was.

Topic: Off-topic / My Artistry: How do I share it with you guys?

I like to draw. It’s like my thing. I would like to share my artwork with you guys, but I seriously don’t know how. Also I would like to note before any of you ask, I HAVE tried to draw hentai. And I’m good at it. But it makes me feel embarrassed. So anyway, if anyone could tell me how to share my stuff (Not innapropriate stuff) with you all. Ya’ll.

Topic: Off-topic / Girl Troubles: Part 2!

If you know my username you remember the thread. If you do, I have new info for you to help me.

She is now dating some half black half white dick head. It makes me mad. I like her too much for her to get hurt. I only see her in one class, but we talk. It actually HURTS me that I’m not with her. Yet I don’t know if that’s by jealousy or what… But anyway, help me out people. The dude is a prick.

Topic: Off-topic / Best Deadliest Warrior Match-ups

He Is My Master’s Izumi Vs Sakura from the crappy anime Naruto. In one episode of HIMM Izumi is like carrying this freaking huge safe full of gold and money up flights of stairs and back down and all around. That would be EPIC.

Topic: Off-topic / what are the best war movies

Jarhead was a really gread war movie.

Topic: Off-topic / How would you take over the world?

I will finish my schooling in 6 years. I will master in Speech and for years I will go into military service. When things are settled down I will move into a third world country that has been so broken down that their people just want help. With my connections and expierience in combat and speech I will persuade their people to make me a figure of authority, starting low at first, maybe as an advisor. If possible and if I’m in a position where I will become the leader of the nation if the current dies I will hire 3 men to kill him. The first will shoot him in the head at a hearing and meet the second at an undisclosed location. The second will kill him, and I will kill the second. The third will only be brought into action if the second fails his duty or the first does. I will still kill the last man standing. Once I am in a position of power I will build the country up to be at least capable of producing mass numbers of military grade weaponry and soldiers. I will keep these in reserve. By this time I am at least 39 or so. I will wrench my country into the United Nations by careful planning.

Once I am in I will propose that a country close to mine has commited treason, or commence war on this country by saying they entered my boundaries or some such nonsense. This country will be devastated by mine’s military prowess. I will annex this country. By this time the United Nations is wary of my presense, and are planning to initiate attacks on me along with other countries because of my aggresive-ness, to keep the peace. By this time I have the popularity of at least North Korea. Many people will have tried to kill me. But if they do kill me, it won’t be me. I will have many of my staff made to look like me at public hearings, so that if any resistance was to surface it is only one loss and my forces will track down the assassin and kill him. With only few weapons left and devastated after the battle with the neighboring country, I am 46 or so. I will try to do what I can, but now that the world is all against me, I will have to do something else. I leave my legacy to someone after me.

Guys, pretty much the only countries that are able to take over the world are Russia(Maybe), United States, North Korea, or an Alliance of the European Nations. No one person starting from a normal life can hope to do that. Unless they live in the U.S., which is a democracy, and if they show signs of dictatorship then the U.N. will mess them up. It’s almost impossible, and the only reason Hitler had a chance was because he was a genius and had alot of resources and was the leader of a powerful Nation.

Topic: Off-topic / Well, i'm a noob. How bout any of you, noobs?

What’s with you people and Vocaloid Avatars? Jeez.

Topic: Off-topic / Well, i'm a noob. How bout any of you, noobs?

Quit it.

Topic: Off-topic / Well, i'm a noob. How bout any of you, noobs?

OH NOES MR. PACMAN IS A CANNIBAL!

Topic: Off-topic / Well, i'm a noob. How bout any of you, noobs?

Aww Fishstickz your little .gif of Rin is awesome. She’s like “WTF ME?”

Topic: Off-topic / Well, i'm a noob. How bout any of you, noobs?

You mean completely SERIAL?!

Topic: Off-topic / [Poem] Oh Honey Bee, Come Travel With Me

Oh, Traud, don’t be that way. This IS the Off Topic Forum. But seriously, any future visitors to this thread, stay on the topic please.

Topic: Off-topic / [Poem] Oh Honey Bee, Come Travel With Me

Wow, a chance to get porn and ruin this girl’s life because she used this guy and then threw him away? I salute you guy! And please, help me out too people!

[deleted]
EDIT: Explanation of what I mean. Ok the site of the link above is a site where a guy posted pics of his girlfriend because she broke up with him after 4 years in a relashionship with him, just because he was coming home late, and she just broke it off without even listening to him. He gives you a personal link, and you post it for other people to click on. The more people click on it, the more pics you get of her. This girl deserves what is happening to her, and I’m happy to help this guy.