Recent posts by Borntolose on Kongregate

Topic: ShellShock Live 2 / good game

I give this thread a 3.5 due to its heavy usage of language and cartoon violence

Topic: ShellShock Live 2 / Cliffside glitch

Originally posted by FlashTom:

Originally posted by xXTacocubesXx:

There’s an annoying glitch that happens whenever i shoot fireworks and one time a double palm when the projectiles that pop up go into the cliffside and they just disappear. There’s also a glitch with the “Blossom” weapon when one of the sprouter seedling deals explode too early for no reason. Anyone else encountering these problems?

all of your things was not glitches, the blossom is the first shot you shot will explode, you idiot, idioticy number 1 ecountered.
and the fireworks and double palm disapear if one of the shots hit a wall before it expldoes, kChamp wanted it to be like this, so all taht you posted was just waste, idiocity.

Tacocubes is wrong, but coherent. FlashTom is correct, but damn near incoherent due to all the solecism.

Topic: Galaxy Online / happy newyears

no

Topic: Galaxy Online / Way behind on game

Originally posted by timduval:

You need to consider several factors when PvP’ing: Hull Research, Hull verses hull, Commander, Weapon research, and gem casting / bionic chips. Maxing out your weapon of choice and your shield tech will increase attack and allow to attack multiple targets per strike. Your hull may cause you to take an automatic 5% increased damage taken; for example, a frigate verses a cruiser—automatically the cruiser adds 5% damage against a frig, and also the frig takes 5% increased damage against cruiser. Not to mention if your commander is a C rank in your hull which takes 10% more damage.

Which brings me to the next factor, commanders. You do not really want to use less than a B rank in your weapon and hull. S rank is the best, but be happy with an A if you are free-to-play. Before you level your commanders, make sure to hover your mouse over their attributes to learn the growth rate of each stat. When dealing with named commanders, certain attributes will increase their chance to proc their skill. Simply use a reset card to reset the growth rate. Keep in mind if your commander is above level 1 it will reset back to level 1. Ideally you want over 4.0 growth rate on your proc skill. (As far as I know, it only goes as high as 5.0)

Obviously you need to increase your hull and weapon research to give yourself a more powerful ship design. Do not mix your fleets with different weapons unless you know how to layer them properly. I’m not going to explain the importance of casting your gems and chips because it should be obvious. That and I’m tired of typing, quite frankly.

Best,

Tim

might be on to something

best,
tom

Topic: Galaxy Online / S-02 + S-03?

Originally posted by devorock:

well i quit legion so guess i’m open to joining a new corps..outta respect i won’t rant bout why i left

why’d you quit

Topic: Galaxy Online / Analysis of new commander Krina Klaus

Originally posted by Fullmetal1212:

Instead of putting this stuff in the game, how about fixing what is broken and actually improving the experience in total, not putting a single commander for paying people and claim it to be a big release? Prioritize guys…

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

Your interests: Gameplay, fun
Their interests: Drawing pictures, money

This is an example of “drawing pictures.” You can tell because they drew a very curvaceous woman with a giant taco for an ear. Her behind is a lot bigger than mine, too.

Topic: Galaxy Online / S-02 + S-03?

Originally posted by Gramatik_Error:

im sure dem would love to see his new comms+gems+chips, or maybe surfers super DfA lolololol

is a type of goat sauce

Topic: Galaxy Online / IGG-Are multiple-accounts allowed?

Originally posted by hitman8:

Ok then why don’t they just add an IP based anti-alt system cant be that hard? or even beter ban all second accounts linked to a single kongregate profile.

Because they lose money if they do that.

Next question.

Topic: Galaxy Online / Server Merge

Originally posted by timduval:

Originally posted by Borntolose:

We had a mergere?

What is a mergere? o_0

The server 1 & server 2 merger will take place Jan. 5th.

Best,

Tim

This is a good question. What is a mergere, anyway?

Topic: Galaxy Online / Can anybody explain why I play this game?

Tossing a used tampax into a trash can is more game-like than this doozy

Topic: Galaxy Online / Please for the love of all that is good..

Topic: Galaxy Online / Since when 100% = 50% ?

at the end of the day, the dirt bags will win

Topic: Galaxy Online / Way behind on game

Originally posted by Marine851:

Originally posted by ourosin:

Theres no one in your corp willing to lend ya a hand? I haven’t done this here yet but i use to farm people for res and build them ships capable of doing what they wanted for them.

Might be on to something.

might not be

Topic: Galaxy Online / Quitting GO2

Originally posted by upo99:

How to quit this game without your planet becomling a farm for the other players?

You are missing a main verb in your question.

Communication skills.

Topic: Galaxy Online / Christmas Event

my saying did what?

Topic: Galaxy Online / Arena

Originally posted by Marine851:

Is there a way to make an open room in the arena? Or all of them need a password?

no

Topic: Galaxy Online / Server Merge

We had a mergere?

Topic: Galaxy Online / IGG-Are multiple-accounts allowed?

Originally posted by hitman8:

Originally posted by GKZhukov:

Pretty much what James said. Officially they aren’t allowed. In reality IGG won’t do anything since the majority of alt players pay cash. Do they massively imbalance the game? Absolutely. Would it be fairer if they were genuinely disallowed/shutdown? Yes. Is it going to happen? No. Alts have become so ingrained into the ethos of the game that quality players who otherwise stick to the rules and are respected by the community simply don’t see them as ‘cheating’. It’s that kind of ‘everyone does it so it’s okay’ attitude that most people have to downloading music illegally etc.

Given that, your options are – join them and make one yourself to try and keep up; just keep playing and accept some people will have massively more resources than you purely for this reason; find them and farm them (with probable retaliation from their main account); keep giving IGG a hard time on the very small off-chance they do something about it.

actualy its bad if somone gets evriting w/alts instead of buying resources and stuf from IGG for real cash.

Yes but going after alts is a time/money investment for IGG… with marginal utility of…?

Topic: Galaxy Online / Caution spending Kreds [edit: issue fixed now]

Originally posted by leviathan123:

no i mean my younger brother that i take care of.

oh that one

Topic: Galaxy Online / Can anybody explain why I play this game?

No worries man i can’t feel pressure anymore since i’m on my meds.

I crud up this game’s forums precisely because this is the worst of a series of farm-to-farm wait-to-play games that have been on Kong. Caesary was indeed much better directed towards at least a game-like purpose in playing it, but like you say, just because it was a ripoff of Senatry, I think it was. I forget. It was actually a less polished game that Caesary then improved on, but problem was, the guy behind Caesary was a former employee of the original game and just ripped it off piecemeal.

Lord of Ages is a little more decent but the problem there too is that it’s easy to forget what you’re farming anything for (more farming).

As for what Fortunate may have wanted me to say: this game is run by Google Translate and people who don’t understand gameplay design and instead just wanted to draw spaceships and charge people money for as corny items as they can get away with, like “Legendary Robert” or “Galactic Gumballs.” As a result this game is populated by gamers with extremely low standards who are quite entertaining to watch.

Topic: Galaxy Online / Please for the love of all that is good..

What you have suggested takes effort but doesn’t produce increased returns on investment.

Thanks and hope that helps.

Topic: Galaxy Online / Way behind on game

that is probably why

Topic: Galaxy Online / Since when 100% = 50% ?

IGG math is more about feeling and whimsy than anything else.

Like IGG poetry.

Topic: Galaxy Online / Christmas Event

Originally posted by Crosaith:

Christmas Event = Christmas Tycoon. Wait wut? Did scrooge steal Christmas?! :’’(

Putting that aside…

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!! ^^

nope

Topic: Galaxy Online / MP

Originally posted by fgdhdrfsd:

not really not really not really born do you know what the point was i dont see currency games get it change to smaller amounts often on kongregate also people wont like having to spend more
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i hate the world but the world loves me

Yup. Point still missed…

Hint: They will cost more in a market sense because the value of MP by any market definition has to be the value set by the greatest value pack, which will not be the smaller amounts. So, they are almost surely going to “end up costing you more anyway,” especially since paying players very rarely end up not making more than one purchase. To think that Fortunate was talking about the actual price in this context is missing the point in pretty much the most inane way possible.

Congrats on needing it spelled out. I know, it’s hard, couldn’t afford school, had a bad day, ate some borsch, need to desperately defend my ego, whatever. Excuses aside, you either can follow a conversation or you can’t. Hope that helps.