Recent posts by QWERTYCommander on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / How many alts do YOU have?

This is my alt. My other one got banned because I was 12, but now I’m 13 as of August 8 so GUESS WHAT!? I’m right here.

Topic: Off-topic / !!!!!!!!!!!!!Taylor Swift!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, Taylor, I’m real happy for you, and i’ma let you finish, but YOU HAVE ONE OF THE WORST YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!

Topic: Off-topic / Would you kiss the same sex for trillion $$$?

I’d do it if I was allowed to privately.

Topic: Off-topic / ¿sıɥʇ ǝʞıן uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ oʇ uɹɐǝן oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ op ʎǝɥ

Topic: Off-topic / how do you change your sex

First, you castrate yourself

Then, you turn your penis inside out.

If you don’t want to do it at home, then get a doctor to do it.

There you go!

Topic: Off-topic / Favourite chocolate!

Either Dove dark or Ghirrardelli extra dark. I love it dark. The darker, the better (until it becomes unsweetened- yuck.)

Topic: Off-topic / Epic Quotes

Topic: Off-topic / Smosh,Fred,or Nigahiga?

Also, where’s Shane Dawson? He’s my favorite guy on Youtube, and I’m not the only guy who thinks so.

P.S. Nigahiga beat Fred in the # of subscriptions. Yay!

Topic: General Gaming / favorite guitar hero song

Originally posted by Sikesalicous:

E.M.P.R.E.M.I.X..

It’s F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X.

Topic: Off-topic / Worst thing your parents ever did to you?

I went to Kmart with my mom and sis, but they had to do a few things first, those “few things” took about 20 minutes each! Then we went to Kmart. I was dying of thirst at this point, so I got a Coke. But then I saw an Icee machine, so I told my mom that I was going to take back the Coke. But to my dismay, the machine was still mixing the shit up. Mom was already done with buying her shit, so I took the cup I had, and got a pepsi from the drink fountain. But mom said that I stomped on my way there, even though I walked normally, said I was throwing a tantrum, and dragged me out of the store by my hoodie, yelling at me all the way to the car, and the worst part? that BITCH of a clerk was laughing at me and cracking jokes about the scene behind my back! Mom did apologize when we got home, but looking back, I should’ve said, “SORRY DOESN’T CUT IT YOU lovely person, YOU OWE ME 12 OUNCES OF PEPSI!” I mean, to get put through all of that torture, waiting for a drink, just to get yelled at!? for something that didn’t happen!? I say, NO, hugging, WAY WOULD I TAKE THAT!

Topic: Off-topic / 09.09.09

A few people had their 99th birthday today.

Topic: Kongregate / 9 Secret Words Challenge?

Why is Kong promoting this movie so much?

Topic: Off-topic / Most destructive thing you have done when losing your temper?

I was very little, and my older brother closed the front door when we got home from a trip. I wanted to close the door (yes, I know what you’re thinking, but when I was little, everything mattered.) so I yelled “I CLOSE THE DOOR!” and swung it wide open and it made a big hole in the wall.

Topic: Off-topic / What's your favorite Hot pocket flavor?

Originally posted by Cammy_G:

Have not eaten them.

Then why did you post?

Topic: Off-topic / I just noticed something

lesbians make me horny too, dude. * searches Google Images *

Topic: Off-topic / What's your favorite Hot pocket flavor?

You can not say your favorite Lean Pocket flavor. Lean Pockets are for pussies who step on a bathroom scale everytime they eat a cracker.

The fatasses love ‘em. They contain meat and artificial cheesy sauce. They’re great for late-night computer sessions, they’re…

HOT POCKETS!

And I ask you, what is your favorite flavor of Hot Pocket? There are plenty of yummy ones, but which one is the best?

My favorite is chicken melt.

Topic: Off-topic / fav system of a down song

Out of all of them I listened to, Sugar has to be my favorite. Chop Suey is ok, toxicity wasn’t my type of song, Fuck the system was kind of weird, and the lyrics were too fast. Chic ’n stu- actually, Chic ’n Stu beats Sugar by a small margin.

Topic: Off-topic / turtle neck or v neck

A regular long-sleeved shirt.

Topic: Off-topic / Can someone show me a picture of a potato drawn as anime? It would be sweet! Yeah, I AM making a long ass thread title. I am an original genious!

I tried to make an anime potato, but then my mom got scared, and said, “You’re gonna live with your uncle in his home in Bel-Air”

Topic: Off-topic / what would you do if u win 999999 trillion billion dollars

I’d buy the super-est supercomputer in all the universe!

The biggest-screened, HD-est HDTV in all the universe!

And the fastest car in al- well you get the idea.

Topic: Off-topic / Macdonalds Or Burger King?

Burger King FTW.

Topic: Off-topic / Smosh,Fred,or Nigahiga?

Nigahiga. The WHATTHEBUCK guy is a faggot, I just wanna shoot Fred in the face, and I’ve never seen Smosh before.

Topic: Off-topic / This is why WoW is better then RS

9Dragons is a good & free MMO!

Topic: Off-topic / In case you didn't hear...

Greg+Alli sittin’ in a tree

k-i-s-s-i-n-g

first comes love

then comes marriage

then comes a baby in a baby carriage!

(can’t believe I still remember that from 1st grade)

Anyway, Kongratulations to Greg!

Topic: Off-topic / Try To Type This Without Looking

I love bananas!

I actually have the whole keyboard (the letter part) memorized in my head from Q to M! That’s why it was so easy.