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Topic: Off-topic / You climb Mount Everest and get a huge craving for a Mars Bar at the summit...

What if you are an amazing Mountain Climber and one day you finally climb Mount Everest! You reach the top, exhausted and suddenly you have a MAD CRAZY craving for chocolate!

At the top, you see in a special alcove, a MARS BAR placed there by Tenzing Norgay and Edmund Hillary as an offering to the Gods of the mountain 60 years ago! Beneath the alcove are the signatures of the hundreds of people who have come to honour the summit, the chocolate and the bravery of Hillary and Norgay!

Given your MAD CRAZY craving for chocolate, do you choose to EAT the sacred Mars Bar left by Tenzing Norgay, thereby shattering forever the ancient honouring of the Chocolate-Everest Vow? Or do you choose to go back down, saying farewell to the chocolate, and be forever sad, mad and crazy for the chocolate? Why or why not?

the ancient sacred chocolate~~

Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay.. placing the sacred chocolate bar in 1953~~~

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Assuming Chickens are as intelligent as Humans...

What if Chickens were as intelligent as Humans?

Also- what if Humans had the eyes of a chicken, and Chickens had the eyes of a human… Would you then prefer to be a HUMAN or a CHICKEN, and why?

Humans have eyes of chickens, and chickens now have eyes of humans~~

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If humanity had to migrate to another planet, but wud end up looking like this, wud u go?

I was just thinking, what if 100 years from now scientists say humanity cannot survive on Earth any longer. They say 30% of us have to migrate permanently to Mars, and the rest of us can die natural deaths in Earth.

No one can have children after the 30% leave for Mars, because Earth will become unlivable in 150 years time.

The thing is, those who live on Mars will eventually adapt, and after 100 years will end up looking like this. Martians :-

Would you personally choose to become a Martian, or would you choose to die on Earth? and why?

 

Topic: Off-topic / If your sex toy was lost in MH370, and then found floating in the ocean, would you reclaim it?

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Topic: Off-topic / Would you pay 1/10th of current airfares if you were to fly 100% sedated the whole way? why or why not?

Say guys, what if airlines offered plane flights where everyone is packed like sardines in racks? You are strapped in and then the whole cabin is filled with sleeping gas and you sleep for the whole 9 hour journey.

Would you fly on such an airplane service? Let’s say London to New York, Seattle to Tokyo etc etc whatever—- all sedated you never feel a thing. These flights could cost maybe USD100. Go to sleep and wake up at your destination!

u will be packed asleep like sardines. will u buy the ticket? why or why not?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you were a parrot, and you discovered atomic bombs, would you stay a parrot?

What if one day you are a really smart talking parrot, and one day you discover the SECRET TO MAKING ATOMIC WEAPONS!!!!

If you discovered this, AND escaped alive, would you stay an ordinary smart talking parrot, or would you try to become a MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE? and why?

just how power hungry are you?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you be a gay judge on a gay idol show for $1 million p.a.?

What if there was GAY IDOL show like American Idol where all the contestants and judges have to be gay!!!?

And you are invited to be a GAY JUDGE on the show for $1 million p.a.!!
(You MUST have gay sex with a competitor once a week for one year)
Would you accept? why or why not?

American Gay Idol Show ~~

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is all the info left on where MH370 is. You are now in charge of the entire operation!

Imagine you are put in charge of the ENTIRE search for MH370 the missing jet!
This is the only map they give you.

Do you
1) give up?
2) wait 1 week then announce everything is hopeless and go home?
3) something else?
and why?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Another massive 230+ people dead on massive Boeing 777 crash - will you still fly in planes?

Boeing 777-200 missing about 3+ hours now. 230+ people aboard. The worst is feared!!!
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-26492748


Are you scared yet? It’s Malaysian Airlines! All these asian airlines crashing everywhere :( It’s HORRIFYING!!!

Will you still fly in planes? or stop completely? why or why not?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you kiss this girl on her lips if she has Herpes Lips? why or why not?

What if one day you met this girl and she asks if you would KISS her on her LIPS!!! She also says she has HERPES.

Would you kiss her on her lips? Why or why not?

in case you can’t see the pic, try this separate link~
http://i1.someimage.com/QA3yUYP.gif

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What if one day you are Batman and you receive this message from your Father?

What if one day, you are the REAL Batman..
Then you get a letter from your REAL father and this is what it says~~

After this happened, would you fight for ~
A ) Good or
B ) EVIL
and why?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Score yourself out of 30 on the "boyfriend" scale

Assuming you’re a guy, and that these are the 30 rules to be a “good” boyfriend, how many of them would you satisfy? and why?

Score yourself one point for each, out of a total score of 30~

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the answer to 1 + 1, and why?

What is the answer to 1 + 1, and why?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If rocket powered poo made you run faster than Usain Bolt - wud u use it?

Imagine if one day athletes discovered that explosive poo could make them do the 100m sprint in 5 seconds flat, FASTER than Usain Bolt!

If this was a new discovery and you are a world ranked sprinter, would you use this new explosive poo technique and become the FASTEST RUNNER in the world? why or why not?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How long does it take you to figure out how this works? Or does ur brain give up?

How long does it take you to figure out how this works and what makes it move?
1 min?
2 mins?
3 mins?
5 mins?+ (give up?)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You have $100 million and the mob is coming to get you..

Imagine you are the 1%!!! you are the 1% of the US population that is super rich and super powerful!!!! You are worth USD 100 MILLION!!!!

Now the rest of the 99% WANT TO SMASH YOU!!!!! They will tax you 99% unless you FIGHT BACK !!!!! The 99% are at your door smashing it in NOWWW!!!!

Do you fight back? or do you give in and give them $99 MILLION ? and why?

The MOB is coming to tax you 99%!!!

Do you Fight Back??

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You love pizzas and you love ninjas but then this happens..

Imagine you love pizzas and ninjas also. But then everytime you order a pizza and you are about to CUT it at home, a NINJA BAM!!! appears out of thin air and then uses Precision Laser Sighted pizza shears to cut ur pizza!!!!

He shouts " I must do this FOR THE GOOD OF THE GALAXY!!!" and then POOF!!! he Disappears!!!

Do you let him do this every time you have pizza? or do you object and why?
Dimension Ninja cutting ur pizza~

 
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Topic: Off-topic / In the coming Massive War of Cars vs Pedestrians, which side will you join and why?

One day, MASSIVE WAR breaks out!!! CARS are KILLING Pedestrians and Pedestrians are KILLING cars!!! And all this is because the LAPD is now ticketing $200 per illegal Jaywalker!!!!!
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/26/us/in-a-car-culture-clash-its-los-angeles-police-vs-pedestrians.html?_r=0

In the coming Massive War between Cars and Pedestrians, which side will you join and why?

Everywhere Pedestrians are fighting back against Cars~


Pedestrians refuse to let any car escape and use martial arts to fight back!~

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Now there is a lot of fighting inside commercial planes...

Nowadays, airline operators are making seat sizes smaller and smaller. Soon it will only be standing room! Everyone is already fighting and arguing on planes all the time!!
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/23/business/on-jammed-jets-sardines-turn-on-one-another.html?pagewanted=1&;=r=6&r=0

What if one day suddenly massive fighting broke out on a 747 jet and 90% of passengers die fighting at 30,000 feet?!?!
Would you ever fly a commercial airline ever again? why or why not?

Already there is a lot of fighting on jet airlines!~

Massive fighting on a jet airline can end like this~

 

Topic: Off-topic / Would you visit Paris if u knew it was the dog poop capital of the world?

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Topic: Off-topic / What if all the rich people flew away from Earth and left it a wasteland? Wud u be mad, why or why not?

Imagine if one day the rich people conspire to hide the information that Earth is DYING thanks to them sucking all the resources out of it!! Then they build secret colony ships to escape Earth!

Imagine that YOU ARE NOT RICH AND YOU ARE NOT INCLUDED on those ships!

Would you be very mad, or indifferent? What would you do and why?
1) You would fight back and smash all the rich colony ships so everyone dies
2) You would let them escape on the ships and then you will die on Earth
3) You will hijack a colony ship and become a Space Pirate!!
4) You will just stay on Earth and play PC games! OR!!!
5) something else pls say what and why?

1% pays for anti-climate change propaganda~
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2013/dec/20/conservative-groups-1bn-against-climate-change

Peak oil already passed us~
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/earth-insight/2013/dec/23/british-petroleum-geologist-peak-oil-break-economy-recession

is it time to panic? why or why not?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do this everyday or become alien dinosaur food?

One day you are kidnapped by ALIEN DINOSAURS!!!!
The order you to climb this wheel and perform these tricks 2x a day for their amusement!!!! If you don’t do it or fail, they will EAT you alive!!

Do you choose to perform the tricks or be eaten alive in ONE CHOMP?
and why?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you stop eating carbohydrates if it is shown it causes Dementia??

Scientists have proven that eating any carbohydrates causes you DEMENTIA when you grow old!!!! this means you cannot eat bread, rice, biscuits, ANYTHING with carbs in them!!!! OMG!!!
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/12/this-is-your-brain-on-gluten/282550/

If this is the case, would you go the PALEO diet? You can only eat RED MEAT and protein (seafood, chicken etc etc) and only ONE serving of fruit a day! That’s all the cabrs you’re allowed!!!

Will you do it ? Will you go FULL CAVEMAN DIET?!?!!? why or why not?
(Note on a full Paleo diet u will become super hairy)

Playing basketball on a full paleo diet all red meat, after 3 years ~

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If giant worms tasted like gummy bears, would you eat them?

What if mankind went to MARS and discovered GIANT WORMS!!!

And these worms taste like GUMMY BEARS!!!

Would you eat them? why or why not?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Prefer to die with a slimy buttcrack or a blocked nose? and why?

One day you have to die. But u can choose to die while having
1) A slimy buttcrack OR
2) A blocked nose
You have to choose one. Which one would you choose and why?

a blocked nose

a slimy buttcrack
(censored pic)