Recent posts by sosusline on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / You are poor and ugly and you meet this cat

Imagine sadly, that you are poor and ugly :/
Then one day you hail a taxi and WOW!!! This cat is driving the taxi!!!!!
He says " psst… QUICK!! GET IN!! I’ll take you to Cat World!!!! "

In cat world, you will
1) Become a CAT!!!
2) Start your life adventure as a TAXI DRIVER!!!
Everyone in cat world is a cat!!!
Do you accept this One Way trip to Cat World to experience a new life as a cat and taxi driver??? Or do you stay poor and ugly in your human world? and why?

" psst.. QUICK! Get In! "~~

Topic: Off-topic / You are a girl married to a manly Man! Then he starts wearing this...

Imagine you are a girl married to a really MASCULINE MAN!!!
He has muscles!! He has biceps and he works as a Weightlifter and CEO!!!

Then one day a new FASHION TREND hits and every man is wearing LINGERIE!!!!
Your Husband says he will wear it too!! Would you stay married to him or divorce?
Why or why not?

What all men are wearing now~

note: This is a new line of actual products for men from a Lingerie shop~
http://metro.co.uk/2013/04/27/lingerie-firm-launches-womens-underwear-for-men-3669208/

Topic: Off-topic / You graduate with a Medical Degree but this is the only job you can find (warning: gross)

After many long years of hard study, you graduate as an MD with a Medical Degree!!!!

BUT!!!!! Due to a really bad academic record, this is the ONLY job you can EVER find as a doctor!!! Your job is to cut up 100 of these Dermoid Cysts everyday for TEN YEARS!!!!~~~~

http://i.minus.com/ibqIr9Geg8FUli.gif

In return for doing this you will be paid $100,000 p.a.!
Do you
1) accept and do the job? or
2) QUIT MEDICINE and become a bus driver? and why?
( you can only pick 1 or 2 )

Topic: Off-topic / In your interweb adventures, how many times per week does this happen to you? and why?

Now we are all seasoned interweb explorers,
how many times per week do you look at something on the web and react like this~~~

and why do you think it happens that frequently?

Topic: Off-topic / You are Bruce lee and you have to fight a swarm of Little Girls

Imagine one day you are BRUCE LEE!!!!

Your mission is to defeat a Chinatown CRIME LORD!!!
But!!!! Blocking you are FIFTY LITTLE GIRLS sworn to defend their Crime Lord Boss, all of them trained in Kung Fu!!

As Bruce lee, do you ~~
1) Fight fifty little girls and be known forever as the Little Girl Killer?
2) Run away!!! and be known forever as Pansy Lee?
3) something else pls say wat?
and why?

You are Bruce lee and you are facing fifty little kung fu fighting girls~~

Topic: Off-topic / You are a hot Kpop girl and Kim Jung Un demands you defect or else he will invade Seoul..!

Imagine you are this hot korean car show girl!
Then Kim Jung Un DICTATOR of North Korea DEMANDS you fly to him and become his WIFE forever!!! If you do not comply, he will OPEN FIRE on Seoul with his 5,000 guns and kill everyone!!!

Do you go live with Kim Jung Un and have lots of babies?
Or do you stay in Seoul while the guns BLAZE!!??
or what else do you do and WHY?!?!?

This is you~~~

This is Kim Jung Un!

His artillery will start blowing up Seoul if you do not comply!!

article where US military admits it cannot stop destruction of Seoul by Kim Jung Un~
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Military/2013/0329/North-Korea-What-happens-if-Kim-Jong-un-acts-on-his-threats

Topic: Off-topic / You are offered a scholarship to study Physics in Japan but you have no telekinetic powers at all

Imagine you get top marks in PHYSICS in High School!! Then you are offered a FULL SCHOLARSHIP to study Physics in Japan for 3 years worth USD 300,000! But!!!!! Suddenly you discover that everyone in Japan now has TELEKINETIC powers!!!!!! Unfortunately you have absolutely zero psychic powers~~~~

Would you accept the scholarship to live and study there for 3 years? Why or why not?

EVERYONE in Japan except you is now telekinetic~~






even bikers have telekinetic powers. But you don’t~~

Topic: Off-topic / You go to a new high school and suddenly have to fight this girl or your doppelganger

One day you are going to a New High School!!! Wow!!
But when you arrive at your new school, a terrible evil happens and you are stuck in a corridor between a strange girl and your Doppelganger!!!!! To escape you must fight hand-to-hand with one of them!!

Would you run to fight~
1) Your doppelganer? OR
2) the strange girl
and why?

You can fight this strange girl.. or….~~~

Your doppelganger!

Topic: Off-topic / Your have gone to Hell and the Devil brings you your birthday cake

Sadly, one day you die and go to Hell!
To make you feel better, the DEVIL says he will make you a cute hedgehog birthday cake! He BRINGS YOU YOUR CAKE!!! He asks you to eat it.

Do you~~
1) Obey the Devil and eat your birthday cake? OR
2) Disobey the Devil and refuse to eat your cake
and why?

Your birthday cake made by the Devil himself !

The Devil bringing you your cake!

a cute hedgehog~!

Topic: Off-topic / At what level will you go homo? and why?

Nowadays society and governments are more and more accepting of homosexuals!!
Imagine one day a large proportion of society has turned gay! In fact, homosexuality could be seen as the normal for relationships!!!

Will you ever turn gay? What percentage of society will have to turn gay before YOU turn homosexual and why?
1) 20% of society is homosexual. You turn homo;
2) 50% of society is homosexual. You turn homo;
3) 90% of society is homosexual. You turn homo OR!!!
4) something else pls say what?!?!
and why?

Suddenly, society is turning homosexual!!

NBA players are fighting to stay straight !!!

Topic: Off-topic / You are a Dad 100 years from now. After dinner, what are you doing?

Imagine you are a Father 100 years from now!!
You have a nice wife and TWO kids (aged 2 and 3)!!!!
It is after dinner.. Your wife is putting away the dishes, the kids are playing on the carpet..
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!

1) Showing mad skilz on PSX50 in the loungeroom
2) Karate class in loungeroom
3) Reading newspaper, smoking a pipe, sitting in your favourite chair in the loungeroom
4) Talking to ET on the radio in the loungeroom
5) something else pls say what!!!!
and why???!?

100 Years from now, you are a DAD …~~

Topic: Off-topic / What do you do to get an Ego Boost for yourself?

When you need to BOOST YOUR EGO,
what do you like to do? and why?

EGO BOOST!!!!

Topic: Off-topic / Global warming hits the world and you can only save dogs or cats

Global warming has hit the world and everyone MUST EVACUATE!!!!!!
There is only space for ONE species of pet!!!
You can decide to save either the DOG species, or the CAT species!!!
Which do you pick and why?!?!?!

Save me plss… T_T… -————————— No.. save me… T_T

global warming is attacking !!
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/03/08/world/world-climate-change/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

Topic: Off-topic / Would you prefer to be magnetised to Boobs or magnetised to Buns and why?

Imagine one day you have to choose between 2 superpowers!!
Your whole body can be Magnetised to Boobs or be Magnetised to Yummy Buns!!!
Which would you pick and why?

Magnetised Boobs

Magnetised Buns

Topic: Off-topic / Would you support nuclear power knowing that a meteor could strike nuke power plants?

That recent meteorite hitting Russia, some of them fell close to a nuclear power station.

Do you think a nuclear power station can shut down safely if it is hit with a meteorite? Do you still support the use of nuclear power? yes/no/why?

Meteor strikes nuclear power plant~~

Topic: Off-topic / Would you wear a headset which lights up whenever you make eye contact with someone else and u r both interested?

Imagine there is a headset with bunny ear thingies.
When you ~
1) wear this headset
2) see someone else who is also wearing a headset
3) and the headset measures length of eye contact, heartrate, brainwaves, chemicals etc
4) When those indicators show you both like each other, both headsets will flash, wriggle, beep and shoot sparks!!!!!!
would you wear such a headsset in public? and why or why not?

ILOVE bunny ear headset!

(ps: based on real technology!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/9859520/Secrets-of-lasting-love-are-hidden-inside-the-brain-say-scientists.html)

Topic: Off-topic / You fall in love with this girl and she asks you to go back in time and become a T Rex

Imagine one day you FALL IN LOVE with this special GIRL!!!!
She is a TIME TRAVELLER!!!

She asks you to travel back in time many MILLIONS OF YEARS to the age of Dinosaurs!!! There she will turn both of you into Tyrannosaurus REXES and then she will have TREX BABIES WITH YOU!!!!! AND LOVE YOU FOREVER!!! (as a T Rex)

Do you accept? Do you go back to become a T Rex with YOUR LOVE?!?!? why or why not?

This time travelling girl loves you ~~

You will become a T Rex forever !!!

Topic: Off-topic / If LOTR was set in Africa, what animal would the Nazgul ride? and why?

Imagine if Sam and Frodo had to travel all over Africa to chuck the ring into a volcano, what animal would the Nazgul ride? and why?

Frodo and Sam in Africa

Topic: Off-topic / You are an otter and you are eating watermelon

Imagine you are this otter and you are eating watermelon!!
Do you think you
1) Like Watermelon
2) Hate Watermelon
3) Like Watermelon but are presently on DEPRESSION MEDS??
OR something else pls say what, and why?

This is you eating watermelon~~

Topic: Off-topic / You have 2 wives and they like Coca-cola and Pizza

Imagine you have 2 wives.
Every night they will have either Pizza or Coke before going to bed with you.
Every night, you can choose whether they are to have the pizza or coke.

Do you choose ~
1: for both of them to have pizza
2: for both of them to have Coke?
3: for the red one to have Pizza
4: for the one in the halter top to have Coke?
5: some other combo?
and why?

note: You MUST sleep with both of them and they must have something be4 bed.

Your two loving wives~~

Topic: Off-topic / A black guy appears in your laundry and asks you to wash his dirty undies for him

One day you are in your laundry when
BAMMMM!!! SUDDENLY a black guy appears in your laundry!!!!
He says “I’m on an URGENT Mission to Mars and I need someone to clean my DIRTY UNDIES NOWW!!! Please can u clean it for me?!?!!?”

Do you clean it for him?
Or do you say no way !!!!
and why?

note: his undies are REALLY DIRTY

Topic: Off-topic / You are surrounded by cats and a storm brews overhead

One day you find yourself ENCIRCLED by THOUSANDS of cats!!! They are all staring at you and clicking their thumb paws!!!! LIKE THIS!!

Above you this MASSIVE STORM is moving towards you!!!!

Do you ~~
a) Run towards the center of the storm? OR!!
b) Run towards the circle of KILLER CATS!!!!
and why?

Topic: Off-topic / You are a toilet cleaner and you accidentally dropped the key

Imagine one day you are a TOILET CLEANER!!!
Late one evening, you are cleaning in the public bathroom!
SUDDENLY you drop the key in this TOILET BOWL!!! This is the ONLY key to unlock the only door out of the public bathroom!! You are now STUCK in with this toilet unless you get that key!

Do you _~
1) Reach in and take the key and release yourself within 15 mnutes? OR!!!
2) Wait for 12 hours until tomorrow when someone will come and they can help bash the door? and why?

note
1) all the taps are broken. there is no clean water.
2) there is no toilet paper left.
3) the flush does not work.
4) there is no other exit or window out of the toilet

Topic: Off-topic / You are a top USAF pilot and you are about to drop Agent Orange on a big city

One day you are a top US Bomber Pilot!!! You have won the Medal of Honour and your superiors say one day you will be a 5 STAR GENERAL!!!!

Then you are flying your LAST MISSION. It is to drop a Massive Agent Orange Bomb on a city of 5 million civilians!!! do you
1) Drop the bomb and bring about 5 million Agent Orange casualties OR!!!!
2) Fly away like a chicken, disobey your Generals and have a LOUSY career forever after!!! and why?

Agent Orange casualties ~

Topic: Off-topic / You are a US surgeon operating on a patient and massive tidal wave approaches

Imagine you are a US surgeon doing OPEN HEART surgery on a little 6 year old girl!!!
SUDDENLY a MASSIVE TIDAL WAVE approaches!!!! Do you
1) Run for your life!!!! the little girl vomits blood and dies on the operating table!! You have 50% chance of surviving!!! OR!!!
2) stay and keep operating until the tidal wave smashes into all of you!!! Girl and you have 10% chance of surviving!!!

Which wud u pick and why?

tidal wave approaching u and your patient~~