Recent posts by sosusline on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / You are a pizza-delivery driver and you apply for a new $100k p.a. job!

Topic: Off-topic / If all female humans became infected by SNAILS, would you still have babies with them?

Assume you are a man!! A TERRIBLE SNAIL DISEASE happens and every female human has become INFECTED BY SNAILS!!! Also civilisation collapses so cloning and genetic research is no longer possible!!

If this happened would you still have babies with the female snail-humans? or would you skip having babies and watch the doom of humankind!!! or what do yo do?!?! and why?

What ALL female humans look like now~

note: male humans are totally unaffected

Topic: Off-topic / Your family are the world's No.1 paediatricians! Would you also become a pediatrician?

You come from a family full of paediatricians! Your parents aunts and uncles are all doctors specialising in looking after children!!! Your family are the world’s No.1 specialists!!!

These are the children your family specialise in looking after. One day they hope to find a CURE!!!

Do you follow in your family’s footsteps and also become a paediatrician and look after these children? or do you become a fireman? or what do you do?!?! and why?

Topic: Off-topic / You wake up and this girl is in your bed

One night you are sleeping and you wake up and THIS GIRL IS IN YOUR BED!!!!
She says she is your girlfriend from a PAST LIFE!!!!
She asks for ONE FRENCH KISS and then she will leave you forever!!

Do you let her tongue ur mouth? yes/no/why?

Topic: Off-topic / Which lightsabre would you pick and why?

If you had to pick one lightsabre to go to MASSIVE GALACTIC WAR with, which would you pick and why?

1) Tiny lightsabre which can CUT DIAMONDS AND TITANIUM AND CONCRETE!!!! or!!!
2) Big lightsabre which can only cut up to steel and wood and cannot cut diamonds, titanium or concrete.
and why??!?!

the 2 lightsabres

Topic: Off-topic / You are a dying 70yo in a Japanese hospital and there are 2 super cute Japanese nurses

Imagine you are 70yo and you have a failing heart condition!!
You have been admitted to hospital in Japan and it is expected you may pass away in a few weeks!!

Two cute 19yo japanese nurses have been assigned to look after you.
Do you molest them and go out with a BANG?!?
Or do you stay pure and holy and read the bible before passing away?
or what do you do and why?!?!!?!?

one of ur cute nurses doing a check up~

Topic: Off-topic / You and your wife are ugly but ur daughter looks like a SUPERMODEL

Imagine that you are married and that you and your wife are SUPER UGLY!!!!

But somehow you have a daughter and she has the looks of a SUPERMODEL!!!!

She says she wants to lose ALL HER VIRGINITIES on prom night by sleeping with TWO GUYS at the same time!!!
Do you let her? Or what do you do??!?! and why?

Topic: Off-topic / Fight an army of Flying Algae or Missile Dildos and why?

Earth is INVADED by Aliens!!!!!!
If you had to choose between fighting
a ) an INVASION of enemy Flying Algae from Space OR
b ) an INVASION of enemy Missile Dildos from Space
which would you choose and why?

Flying Algae!!!!

Missile Dildos!!!!!

Topic: Off-topic / Poodles breed and suddenly take over the world

Imagine if Poodles started talking and doing human stuff. Then they have a POODLE POPULATION EXPLOSION!! Now 99% of the world’s population is made up of Talking Poodles!!!

Would you prefer to be a poodle or a human? and why??

note: all Poodles have “human” rights now!!!

Topic: General Gaming / Has anyone here tried the full team pvp mmo Realms Online? (also called Regnum Online?)

Originally posted by Piple:

Looks interesting. But why would you use torrents if it’s all free anyway?

they distribute their game by torrent and direct download. it’s a fun game for me but i’m not sure what every1 else will think.

Topic: General Gaming / Has anyone here tried the full team pvp mmo Realms Online? (also called Regnum Online?)

Was just wondering what people here thought of it.

I’ve played it for about 2 weeks and I quite like it. It is Realm v Realm combat. You can pvp at any time but best to reach level 30 to be strong enough. (Takes about 10 days of grinding to reach it). I like the game because the gfx are simple and not demanding on your PC and the fighting is very basic. Just go out and kill ur enemies, save forts etc. oh, its all free to play. you can buy horses and stuff but its not really needed.

The US game home page is here~
http://realmsonline.gamesamba.com/index.php
In Europe it is called Regnum Online~
http://www.regnumonline.com.ar/index.php?l=1&sec=0
I like the US one because they are giving big xp bonuses to level up players fast. I used a torrent to download my version and it is 700 meg as a pretty much complete game download. A lot smaller than other mmos…

(ps if u r in France or Germany they have their own dedicated servers but i have heard all the games are the same)

Topic: Off-topic / A fortune teller who is 100% correct all the time predicts this is what your wife will look like

You are a young guy.
One day you visit a fortune teller who has been PROVEN to be 100% correct ALL the time.
She says one day you will marry a girl and this is what your wife will look like!

What do you do?!?! Do you ~
a ) Join the Army and go on suicide missions
b ) Accept ur fate and get married have kids etc etc
c ) Become a solo oceanic sailor forever
d ) something else pls say what!
and why?

Your wife will look like the Lady with White Hair~

Topic: Off-topic / One day you cough and this falls out from your chest

One day you have a really bad cough.
You cough and cough and this falls out from your chest!
After it falls out you feel a terrible pain and emptiness in your chest!
It wriggles!! Then it CALLS YOUR NAME in a squeaky voice and says “Put me back in!! Put me back in!! Quick before we both die!!”

Do you swallow it back down? or not? and why?

Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever been punched hard in ur stomach? did you pass out?

If you punch someone in their stomach and they do not have SUPER ROCK HARD ABS they will stop breathing and could PASS OUT!!!

Every happen to you?
what was it like and what happened and why?

(this isn’t a punch in stomach gif but its kinda painful funny)

Topic: Off-topic / If you discovered this in ur bathroom at 2am

One night, you go to the toilet at 2AM and you discover this!!!

Do you ~
a) Pee, flush and run
b ) Flush and run or
c ) Just run?
or what do you do? and why?

Topic: Off-topic / You wake up and everyone in the world looks like this!

One day you wake up and a GREAT PLAGUE has infected EVERYONE except you..
Now everyone looks like this ~

Do you let yourself be bitten, infected and turned into a mummified demon?
or do you run away and like the life of OMEGA HUMAN?!?!? (always alone and isolated)
or what do yo do and why?!?!?

note: you are not immune to the plague. it’s just that you never showered and the BAD BO killed the germs.

Topic: Off-topic / You invent a bomb which does this to women (scary)

You are a GREAT SCIENTIST!!!
One day you invent a bomb which when dropped, affects only women and leaves ALL WOMEN like this!! It only affects women!!!

Suddenly the secret is leaked and now the whole world knows how to make the bomb. But still you are the only person who can make a bomb which makes men look like that too!!

What do you do?!?!?
a) Invent a bomb which does the same thing to MEN
b) Die with the secret (all women will always look like that after the bomb is dropped) or
c) what do you do and why?!?!

note: you do not know how to make a cure

Topic: Off-topic / You are starving in prison and this is all that is left to eat

One night you have been left staruing in a prison for 3 weeks.
Suddenly you discover this!!!
You can eat them and survive!!!!

Do you eat ~
a) the Spider first or
b) the Lizard first
and why?

(note: you must eat both to survive)

Topic: Off-topic / ITT you have changed gender - what do you think your undies would look like? and why?

ITT we imagine we are of the opposite gender!!!!

Undies always show the personality of those who are wearing them!!!

What colour undies would you prefer to be wearing now and post a pic if you can? and why?

i will begin.. i like these!!~

how about you? and why?

Topic: Off-topic / This is the last survivor of the human race and you must INVADE AN ALIEN FORTRESS PLANET!!!!

Imagine if the human race is almost wiped out and this girl is the LAST HUMAN SURVIVOR!!! You can use CLONE TECH to make 100,000 copies of her in 7 days!!!!!
To assure the survival of the human race, you MUST invade and destroy an ALIEN FORTRESS PLANET!!!!

You must invade the fortress next week!!
What SINGLE INFANTRY WEAPON will you equip each girl with? and why?

The planet she must invade and destroy is covered with these Fortresses!!! She must defeat 1,000,000 enemy troops!! (edited: replaced “you”)

note: you are a computer AI

Topic: Off-topic / Go bald or have these insects live in your hair?

Imagine a new plague of SUPER insects appear!! THEY ALWAYS NEST IN MASSES IN HUMAN HEAD HAIR!!!! Scientists find NOTHING can kill or stop them!!! Otherwise than nesting, they are HARMLESS to humans!!

Do you choose to ~
a ) GO BALD;
b ) Make friends with crawly insects!!!; OR
c ) what do you do and why?!?!

the SUPER insects infesting a girls hair~

Topic: Off-topic / You are in kindergarten and this is your first and best friend

You are a little boy and you have just entered kindergarten!!!!
This is your first and best friend!!!
But when she SNEEZES she turns into this!!!

She begs you not to tell ANYONE!!!!!
Do you keep the secret or tell someone?!?!?! and why?!?!!?

Topic: Off-topic / You have a wonderful wife but she turns out to be a spider. What do you do and why?

You have been married to a wonderful girl for 3 years and you both love each other very very much. You have THREE LOVABLE CHILDREN!!!!
Then one night you wake up and see THIS crawl out of her mouth!!!

It turns out the whole time a SPIDER has been possessing her body and every night it comes out for a few minutes then GOES BACK IN!!!! Without the spider she is just a corpse!!! What do you do and why?

Topic: Off-topic / Read this korean comic and describe what you feel?

would you like to look at this korean comic and describe what you felt?

http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue

edit: lol posted already

Topic: Off-topic / Where do you choose to be poked? and why?

An Evil Creature has kidnapped you and now you are ALL TIED UP!!!!
The Creature is about to STAB YOU!!!! It gives you the CHOICE of where to be stabbed!!!

You can choose anywhere on UR BODY!!! Where do you choose?
Legs? Toes? Stomach? Cheek?!?!? and why?

here u r about to be poked !

note: it does not tell you how deep the stab will be