Recent posts by nano5002 on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] How To Pronounce UMAG

You-emm-eh-gee.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] UMAG top ten list

Originally posted by Arcsaber:

U dont even know me.

Do you know Battlecock personally? No? Then please leave and take your frustration out on a pillow, not the internet.

Originally posted by Arcsaber:

ONLY POST POSITIVE REVIEWS

That negates the entire purpose of creative criticism.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Old Code of UMAG

Inside VS Outside.
Once one player dies, it is FFA.

No teams. No clans. No problems.

You want people to come back? Stop making the game a piece of shit.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] I Have Returned. For Now.

Woo.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] no chicken tank?

Originally posted by chesshawk:
Originally posted by nano5002:
Originally posted by chesshawk:
Originally posted by imawsum:

and if you had as brain you would have seen that it said need lvl 50

Yes, it said “need lvl 50 AND go to Candystand.”

I don’t understand why you won’t just go back to the lobby and look at the tank, and it will tell you what I’ve just said. I know, I just looked.
(It’s taking me a lot of effort not to call you some name or insult you lest my post get removed again.)

Allow me to assist.

Originally posted by imawsum:

and if you had as brain you would have seen that it said need lvl 50

You’re a dumbass.

Thank you nano, would you like your payment in cash or check?

Oh, don’t worry about it, I can call people dumbasses for free because I’m a dumbass.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] no chicken tank?

Originally posted by chesshawk:
Originally posted by imawsum:

and if you had as brain you would have seen that it said need lvl 50

Yes, it said “need lvl 50 AND go to Candystand.”

I don’t understand why you won’t just go back to the lobby and look at the tank, and it will tell you what I’ve just said. I know, I just looked.
(It’s taking me a lot of effort not to call you some name or insult you lest my post get removed again.)

Allow me to assist.

Originally posted by imawsum:

and if you had as brain you would have seen that it said need lvl 50

You’re a dumbass.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] no chicken tank?

It’s because Kong doesn’t get the new tanks.

REALLY old news, by the way.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Perfect suicide

Seen it before, nothing new.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Let Me Make Something Very Clear

Originally posted by Asonasin:

Deoxys: is that the last piece of chicken?
Rayquaza: MY CHICKEN! HYPERBEAAAAMMM
Deoxys: mmm fried chicken
Rayquaza: GIMMA THAT CHICKEN! HYPER BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAM

Rayquaza, you cannot use Hyper Beam two turns in a row. You have to recharge first.

 

Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] /!\ MFOH Clan /!\

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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Let Me Make Something Very Clear

No matter Lawdy, I play for the fun of the game.

Also, you spelt a lot wrong. Mostly because it’s not one word, but also because there are a lot of unnecessary letters there. It would be a lot more efficient use of your time to type a lot. In fact, the topic of a lot is quite interesting when you really think about it, because there is a lot to talk about, and people do like to talk a lot you see, so really it is the perfect two words. Or rather word and a letter. Either way, a lot is good and a lot should stay the way it is, even though sometimes a lot shouldn’t. I get it can tilt a lot in either direction, the topic of a lot. What directions are there? That is for you to decide.

I am glad we could have this enlightening conversation.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Let Me Make Something Very Clear

I have never and do not claim to be a good player. I have merely played this game for a long time. Any great shots I make are pure luck and have no meaning.

I am an egotistical narcissist, I am prideful, I am wrathful, I am lazy, I am gluttonous, I am lustful, I am envious, I am greedy, I am a coward, I am wasteful, I laugh at the pain of others, I enjoy annoying others.

I am a pacifist, I have a strong conscience, I am honest, I am sentimental, I am loyal.

As you can see, the bad far outweighs the good, and I admit it. This has been a message from Sparta, good night and happy hunting.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] kandi

Originally posted by SgtWorm:

I had left but came back due to Kong getting beaten to a pulp. . . . DEATH TO KANDI TANKS!!!!

We’re getting beaten to a pulp by each other, not Candystand.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] it is not teaming

Originally posted by gods_uncle:

i dont play very much only a few games in the morning but i seem to get called a teamer all the time now, if i finish my aponent(yeah i know i misspelled it) first and there are only 3 people left ,the way if figure it , i get to choose who i shoot as a bonus for finishing my guy first and i always shoot the person with the highest health- its just commen sense to go after the person with the full shield bar if yours is down to ten and the other guy is almost dead.
i dont see this as teaming but maybe im wrong i am not god so i am not omnipotent (my nephew is tho)
also i have the coolest avatar on kong

I do this mostly to avoid accidental kill stealing when I’m playing with cool people. Or I shoot a bouncy off the wall and see who it hits.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] I p00n3d 3v3ry0n3

And somehow ZShadow misses this.
I call HAX!
I call favoritism!
I call laziness!
I call failure to observe stuff!
I call “holy crap, ZShadow is just like me with better computer hacking skills”!

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] A Question

Am I the only one who listens to Beethoven while playing UMAG?

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] The New Rick Roll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDDLQo0HCIM

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] To all of you idiot teamers

Agreed.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Jesus Shield.

Originally posted by ColwynMyself:

Which is?

Example: When you are about to lose, the enemy smart bombs you, then it somehow hits the piece of ground right beside you, harmlessly doing 1 damage to you, after which you win.

Or other miraculous moments such as that.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] FIX THE DAMN SERVER

My stats are dropping because of the players, not the game. I’ve frozen twice in the last month, but been teamed on and killed over twenty times.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Clean on paper

Originally posted by Dthdealer:

ok so basically every 5 seconds im asked by a new player or an ignorant one why my stats are so poor and here is a thought , how about the more well known u get the more susceptible u are to teaming . theirs a huge difference between playing for fun and being clean on paper. I believe that the ppl on efforts boards can easily defeat the skills leader boards ppl, yes we play more i admit that i do at least, but whats important to realize is that when it comes down to it we are stronger players and all this can be proven if u guys concentrate all your scattered clans and try to work out some real tournaments between both sites or even different clans, There can be more at stake, be it extra xp or even just some kind of monthly title , this way we can add a different element to this game and eliminate every bodies assumptions on whose what, or whats what. nothings certain but it all depends on you

I hate to say it, but DTH has a point. All this clan bs is pointless without some kind of tournament or organized battles involved. Without them you’re just a bunch of people with extra letters in your name.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Jesus Shield.

A thread to discuss the miraculous phenomenon known as the Jesus Shield.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] kandi

Originally posted by nano5003:

the never ending war rages on …. WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE


This House says we ‘must’ not do anything. ‘Must’ implies that we have no choice.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] the four tigers

Originally posted by earthtiger1914:

any1 who hates ice this doesnt consern you, but for you that what training, i will train you till ur great! then if ur good enough u can be a tiger
there are only 4 now. until i see the response.
so come on try out. be 1 of the great tigers!!!

Don’t be fooled. This is ice on a clone account. You can tell by the grammar and the fact that it was made barely a week ago, and also has the same number in the username.

Grow up. Clanning with yourself is just sad.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Game Challenges

Originally posted by UltraBlue:

REMOVE ALL POST AFER MY ORIGINAL.

THANKS MODERATORS.

USE DELETE PLEASE.

Stop yelling, we can hear you just fine. Caps lock is for noobs and making fun of noobs.
EXAMPLE:

LEIK DIS JOO SEE TIS FUN TO CAPS YES IT IS I THINK
I WANNA UMAGOAT TANK :(((((( ZWORP YO SUK GIV ME ON E.

kthxbai