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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] UMAG Constitution

Where have all the tanks gone?

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Reset all stats except XP for the final game?

I think that everyone’s stats should be reset, except for my own.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Tunnelling

It would be cool if the tank could tunnel throught the terrain instead of just moving on top of it. It would also be cool if there was a type weapon that could tunnel through the terrain and attack its target from underneath.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Quitting Equals 2 Death Stats!!!

I have been attempting to close the gap on my kill to death ratio. So I have been watching my stats closely. I noticed that whenever I die early in a game (and subsequently press the quit button and go to the lobby) I will occaisonally recieve two death stats instead of one. I also tried refreshing my broswer during a game and this also gave me an extra death stat. This seems to be happening about every 3rd quit/refresh. That means that every 1 out of 3 of games I have quit (after I died) gave me a death stat I didn’t deserve. For me thats like 125 extra deaths in my stats. I wonder how many 1000’s of deaths that would be for the guys on the leader board? Zworp whats up with this?

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] UMAG Constitution

The prophet Dthdealer_ has spoken on the matter. What more reason can one need?

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] A Nicer Constitution

This constitution does not take into account that everyone must kill guests. Were you aware of that? I believe there are at least two other constitutions out there that focus on killing guests. You should adhere to one of those.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] UMAG Constitution

We must stand together. We must stand against the guests. Listen to janthepolish’s wisdom or we will all be doomed.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] A True Constitution

janthepolish, as stated in the constitution, the constitution merely puts into writing what we already know to be true. It was not stolen from you, you just put it into writing first. Also, I dont like clans.

M4l4, As you may have noticed there is no mention of free speech in the constitution. Since you spoke out against it I removed your post. Nothing personal.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] A True Constitution

I.This is not a new endeavor. This document merely ingeminates what has been beating in our hearts since the time of our creation.

II.Since the beginning of time we have known all guests to be the scum of the earth.

III.We know them to constantly attempt firing nukes at full power directly at our brothers even though heaven has spoken that “The flash nuke does not, and is not intended to detonate on impact.”

IV.We know them to randomly send fire on our tanks and their own without even realizing what they have done.

V.We know them to never send the smart bomb when it should be sent, but rather to prolong the game by widely shooting the multi bounce explosion mortar and wasting everyone’s time.

VI. Worst of all, we know that they take the stats that keep our families warm and well fed and carelessly throw them aside. For me and my household it means something when the heavens say “A winner is you.” But this means nothing to the guest. He spits in the blood of our countrymen and he denies the true intent of his maker.

VII.What has been said is undeniable.

VIII.Our unifying purpose, the reason Zworp has put us here, is to kill guests. To that end, all of our strength must be towards that goal. For we will only find true purpose in UMAG if we eliminate those who desecrate it. Do what you know is right. Answer the calling of your heart. Kill the guests first. Kill them first every time.