Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games /
[Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] A True Constitution
I.This is not a new endeavor. This document merely ingeminates what has been beating in our hearts since the time of our creation.
II.Since the beginning of time we have known all guests to be the scum of the earth.
III.We know them to constantly attempt firing nukes at full power directly at our brothers even though heaven has spoken that “The flash nuke does not, and is not intended to detonate on impact.”
IV.We know them to randomly send fire on our tanks and their own without even realizing what they have done.
V.We know them to never send the smart bomb when it should be sent, but rather to prolong the game by widely shooting the multi bounce explosion mortar and wasting everyone’s time.
VI. Worst of all, we know that they take the stats that keep our families warm and well fed and carelessly throw them aside. For me and my household it means something when the heavens say “A winner is you.” But this means nothing to the guest. He spits in the blood of our countrymen and he denies the true intent of his maker.
VII.What has been said is undeniable.
VIII.Our unifying purpose, the reason Zworp has put us here, is to kill guests. To that end, all of our strength must be towards that goal. For we will only find true purpose in UMAG if we eliminate those who desecrate it. Do what you know is right. Answer the calling of your heart. Kill the guests first. Kill them first every time.