Recent posts by will9831 on Kongregate

Topic: General Gaming / Best and Worst Super Smash Bros. Brawl Characters

Originally posted by LMA0NADE:

Best: Zelda/Shiek, Pit, Peach
Worst: Olimar, Ice Climbers, King Dedede, Rob

Olimar’s not that bad if you know how to use him effectively.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Orgin of Life

Here’s a youtube video that explains how life could have emerged:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H0RXDrfyZc&feature=related

This isn’t necessarily an argument for abiogenesis, it’s just explaining the process of abiogenesis for those who don’t know how it would work.

Topic: Off-topic / what would you write on your suicide note?

“I am a pineapple.”

Topic: Off-topic / A small riddle

Originally posted by BombCog:

Originally posted by will9831:

What has 4 legs, no feet, and a pie?

A table with a pie on it.

Correct.

Topic: Off-topic / Let's all bake a cake.

Why?

Topic: Off-topic / Let's all bake a cake.

Originally posted by sarge98:

I LIKE CAKE

Really? I prefer pie.

Topic: Off-topic / Petition For Forum Games Section

Originally posted by ritzfitz91:

I’ll sign because fate told me to.
They also said go buy pankakes

They said that to me too.

Topic: Off-topic / They took it.

Originally posted by onlineidiot1994:

I has a bucket.

Topic: Off-topic / Petition For Forum Games Section

I sign, even though it probably won’t work.

Topic: Off-topic / They took it.

Originally posted by fishstickz13:

Originally posted by will9831:

Originally posted by fishstickz13:

I have it and I will give it to anyone who wants it.

Can I have it? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?

Ok.



NO GIVIES BACKIES!!

But… but… what the hell?

Topic: Off-topic / They took it.

Originally posted by fishstickz13:

I have it and I will give it to anyone who wants it.

Can I have it? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?

Topic: Off-topic / They took it.

I want it, whatever it is.

Topic: Off-topic / Let's all bake a cake.

Originally posted by fishstickz13:

Originally posted by ChiliBannana:

The oven transformed into a sexbot.

……..How do you know this information?

Magically.

Topic: Off-topic / A small riddle

Originally posted by Kimbarsa:

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Kill it.

Topic: Off-topic / A small riddle

Originally posted by 2CuteCaterpillar:

my most hated riddles/jokes are 1. why did the chicken cross the road -was it ever funny? 2. whats black and white and red all over? – there are too many answers so they just change the answer everytime!

EDIT: I don’t know what happened here. I didn’t mean to quote this one, and it double posted. The second one is right though.

Topic: Off-topic / Let's all bake a cake.

Originally posted by TonyN66:

Originally posted by will9831:

bq. Obvious Nasty Patty Cake is Obvious

What?

bq. The oven transformed into a sexbot.

Don’t let it eat the cake.

EDIT: Ugh, those bq’s didn’t work.

You fail at BQing.

Yep. But I fixed it.

Topic: Off-topic / A small riddle

What has 4 legs, no feet, and a pie?

Topic: Off-topic / A small riddle

Originally posted by jimbo14:

Better version. A murder in a mansion on a sunday. The suspects are the maid who was doing dishes, the chef who was sharpening his knife, and the butler who was getting the mail. Who did it.

The butler – no mail on Sunday.

Topic: Off-topic / A small riddle

Originally posted by 2CuteCaterpillar:

there is amurder in a round house. the three suspects are the cook, the librarian and the cleaner. here are their alibis: the cook ws preparing dinner for some guests, the librarian was sitting in the corner reading a book and the cleaner was mopping the floors, who did it and why?

The librarian: there are no corners.

Easy.

Topic: Off-topic / Let's all bake a cake.

Obvious Nasty Patty Cake is Obvious

What?

The oven transformed into a sexbot.

Don’t let it eat the cake.

EDIT: Fixed.

Topic: Off-topic / A small riddle

Originally posted by Rtrgtegt:

What kills and launches shrapnel when it explodes?

Erm… a shrapnel bomb?

Topic: Off-topic / Let's all bake a cake.

Originally posted by fishstickz13:

Originally posted by narfnin:

Originally posted by fishstickz13:

Me, Sunny, ARK, And YM12 Already made it a cake. And I must say it looked great…….Kinda.

Woah, that musta been a loooooong time ago. Was I there? .

I think so. It was in the Read The Whole Thread. Thread. So yes uite a long time ago.

Can I eat it?

UGGGGHHHHH. You Might want to rethink that.

Why?

Topic: Off-topic / Let's all bake a cake.

Originally posted by fishstickz13:

Me, Sunny, ARK, And YM12 Already made it a cake. And I must say it looked great…….Kinda.

Can I eat it?

Topic: Off-topic / Let's all bake a cake.

Is it too late to donate some rhubarb?

Rhubarb cake would be awesome.

Topic: Serious Discussion / The worst threat to global stability - the USA.

Originally posted by Flypurplehamster:

Originally posted by Bephwyn:

Originally posted by Flypurplehamster:

Well, it explains why Iran wants nukes. They don’t want the USA to attack them. Eventually, all countries will have nukes, and no one will attack anyone. There will be world peace, sort of.

No, everyone will just be afraid of each other.

If you came to school/work and everyone was carrying an assault rifle with them, you wouldn’t feel safe at all, right? You’d be afraid of everyone.

But they would not shoot anyone, because remember, I have an aussault rifle too. No one gets shot, right?

The problem with this scheme is that it only takes one suicidal idiot attacking someone to cause everyone to kill everyone else.