Recent posts by Dvdwen on Kongregate

Topic: Backyard Monsters / {Recruiting} eXorsus Gaming

…And we’re all stuck here with ~800.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / {Recruiting} eXorsus Gaming

No, FB BYM doesn’t work for me ._.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / [Story Time] <-STORM> "The vets of BYM"

Here’s the TL;DR: Panic Force, LoaS, TA, LoaS, eXo, BR.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / {Recruiting} eXorsus Gaming

Originally posted by Lordleelee2:

The Transfer glitch? What’s that wave?

I’ll just say it involves the World Map, put bluntly.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / Transfering to FB-What It Seems to Take to Get More Than 500 Shiny

Originally posted by 1SOA:

Well really only morons would spend tons of real money on a GAME. Besides it is just a game and the company doesnt have to give out crap, really. Its like playing the lottery please, i dont win give me back some or all my money …get real

Paraphrased, as Anduin did a nice job of:
“Spending money on a game, which you are sure to get some kind of something, is like gambling, having a one out of a million chance of getting something.”
Really, as Anduin said again, is:
KIXEYE: Gimme money.
Players: Fine. *Gives a few dollars.*
KIXEYE: Muahaha, we’re taking away your game.

Topic: Tyrant / Advanced counter cards game (squabble edition)

Rule 309: Cards with Strike, Enfeeble, or Weaken do it to themself. Evade, Flying and Regen works 0%

Topic: Tyrant / Advanced counter cards game (squabble edition)

No one said anything about flying being removed :3

Rule 308: Cards with defensive skills will have them nullified. List of defensive skills: Armored, Chaos, Counter, Evade, Flying, Heal, Intercept, Leech, Payback, Protect, Refresh, Regenerate, Supply, Weaken.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / Transfering to FB-What It Seems to Take to Get More Than 500 Shiny

We have looked into your Kong account and see no logs for shiny spent besides the initial 1000 shiny when you began to play. I am sorry but no additional shiny will be granted to this account.

Really now?

Topic: Backyard Monsters / A message from Kongregate

Speaking of KIXEYE’s compensation…

We are very sorry that you are not happy with the amount given, but there is nothing else we can do to credit you for this issue. This transfer affected many players and we have determined a set amount to give players depending on a variety of factors in the interest of fairness. If you have any other issues please let us know.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / Complaint Letter Writing Help~Get the Most Shiny Out of Your Ranting!

Originally posted by zys123:

Well, as some have gotten more than the 500 shiny have shown, it is possible to get more through being a little whiny kid (Ex. Dvdwen, the king of all nubs).

Here’s some things to touch upon on your letter, add to the list what you want to offer as well:

1. State it is insulting.
2. Make sure you sound enraged
3. Make sure you say you’ve spent money on this game (Don’t say bought shiny, money is a word that KIX loves to hear)
4. Tell them you can’t get anything with it
5. Attach a photo of everything you feel like bragging about
6. Tell them that you actively spend money in games like this.

=Done!

I’m watching you.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / For FoA, eXo, TDK, TF and TTR : KONG REJECTS!

I got 800… Which meant that this is what happened:

You, as KIXEYE, the Devs of the game you made, should know how long it takes to get a yard to be fully maxed, even on Kongregate, which you have neglected for about eight months. I expect AT LEAST to be able to max out at 5 workers, and enough shiny to get all yard expansions as any sort of meaningful compensation. 800 Shiny isn’t enough to get a fourth worker, or to even max out on expansions (if I was being smart and got a third worker.) Please give me At least 3,000 shiny as a meaningful compensation.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / Transfering to FB-What It Seems to Take to Get More Than 500 Shiny

I just flamed them.

You, as KIXEYE, the Devs of the game you made, should know how long it takes to get a yard to be fully maxed, even on Kongregate, which you have neglected for about eight months. I expect AT LEAST to be able to max out at 5 workers, and enough shiny to get all yard expansions as any sort of meaningful compensation. 800 Shiny isn’t enough to get a fourth worker, or to even max out on expansions (if I was being smart and got a third worker.) Please give me At least 3,000 shiny as a meaningful compensation.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / Transfering to FB-What It Seems to Take to Get More Than 500 Shiny

(Yes, it’s a thread by me. Deal with it :P)

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Now with that aside… What seems to be working is making yourself sound like a whinny three year old. I tried that, and got a massive… 800 shiny. Better than 500, but not enough to get another worker… Better get the emails going. What I did was sound whinny, say that I was playing for more than a year, and paid a little money… It might work.

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As for other ideas, we could make a massive petition on the KIXEYE forums. I suggested this in chat before, but it was largely ignored. Oh well.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / {Recruiting} eXorsus Gaming

Well, here’s what I got:

"Thank you for the additional information! I have now placed 800 shiny onto your account to compensate you for the time and effort put into building your empire. You will see this upon logging into your Facebook account. Have fun playing Backyard Monsters today!

>.>

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My reaction was something like this.

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Now, fyi:
I think I MAY be coming back :D

Topic: Backyard Monsters / Me Likez Maproom 3 Actually... May Come Back to BYM! Death to Fail Nubs ;P

What is bad:
Level 8 ADTs, being impossible to kill.
Level 5 Bunkers, for the same reasons above.
Ugly as hell.
No WM1. D:

Topic: Backyard Monsters / ~[Recruiting] Purple Powah >:3 【PP】 Level 42+~

Tyrant PP is still safe :3.

Topic: Tyrant / For FUN: HH's list of the best common cards

Originally posted by 00craigs:

is better than Bolster Auto

This^^
Oh, and this:

Gotta love the flavor text.

Topic: Tyrant / [Dev] Poll - Buffs vs. Upgrades

Buff. It’s what they did last time, and I really don’t like change, except for Sealed, keep them the same so that they don’t get broken.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / For FoA, eXo, TDK, TF and TTR : KONG REJECTS!

Well, it looks like… We gotta make a new BYm offsite forum… Anyways, I think I’ll be yelling at KIXEYE for this too…

Topic: Backyard Monsters / {Recruiting} eXorsus Gaming

Hmm… I’m tempted to come in just for the lulz.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / {Recruiting} eXorsus Gaming

Gratz Lampy!

Topic: Backyard Monsters / {Recruiting} eXorsus Gaming

Originally posted by Wave_Rida:

Well, Dvwen, knowing you, I would have atleast expected an exit with fireworks or explosions :/. It’s a pity to see you go, have fun and I wish you the best in future life, and thanks for the numerous times you have helped me.

Well, I’ve got one :P

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Did I mention that I’ll still be on the forums? Oh well…

Topic: Backyard Monsters / {Recruiting} eXorsus Gaming

Sorry guys… I’ve gotten too bored of this game, and I’ll be leaving :(. So yeah, Lampy, Tek, and Dragon, have fun eating up my OPs. I’ll say thanks to everyone in this alliance, as well as all our allies for making my experience in this game fun. If we ever get a major update (very unlikely), please tell me and I’ll be back. And have fun on your vacation Spy.

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Last note: I vote no towards Avan, based on what everyone else said.

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I might pop on from time to time, but as for now… See you all D:

Topic: Tyrant / Advanced counter cards game (squabble edition)

Since when were the cards played at the same time? Never.
To kill Tazerok:

Rule 287: 50% skills activate 100% for countered but 0% for counter. All cards are 0 wait.
(Pic isn’t working for me for some reason, it’s Goliath.)

Topic: Backyard Monsters / {Recruiting} eXorsus Gaming

Originally posted by Lordleelee2:

Is it bad I just noticed the ranks seem to be in Latin?

Yes. Yes it is. It’s been Latin ever since a few months ago.