Recent posts by ZombieLuigi on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Monster For Prez!!!

Godzilla, yes he can (destroy Tokyo)

He’ll destroy the Japanese car factories and bring jobs back to America.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Lays™ "Do us a flavour!" Contest...

I created a flavour and used a fake email and everything, and it said thanks for the submission Fukushim A

 
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Topic: Off-topic / one never ending meal

Originally posted by clumpy:
Originally posted by Malfiore:

Probably pizza.

Or Kraft Dinner

This

 
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Topic: Off-topic / iz thiz bulliyng

In this thread, Rolby’s alt is being a retard while Rolby is also a retard and is pretending like he could actually attract babes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Soccer

Originally posted by fma1:

If it’s the worst sport ever, why is it the most popular sport in the world? Why is the World Cup the most watched sporting event in the world?

Because Europeans and other parts of the world needed an excuse to gather in massive crowds in order to throw riots for no reason and beat the shit out of each other.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / What the F is Dr Who

Some hilariously overrated time travel show from the 60s that has British characters so Americans think it’s intelligent and interesting even though it isn’t and uses some bullshit “reincarnation” theory so they can replace the actor if he quits or gets too old so nobody will be like “Why the fuck does he look different now”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to spoof "Kongregate" #1

Well yeah

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why saints row 4 is 999x better than SR3

SR4 is shit because it jumped the shark.

No correction, it jumped a sharknado.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Girls Hate Me

Originally posted by I_Am_Bethany:

i would suggest
not
being a complete
misogynistic tool

but
that’s just
me

Originally posted by Rolby:

well yea i cycle to school (40km to school and back)

ahahaha
haha
ha

what third
world
country are you even
from

Everybody bikes in the Netherlands.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your favorite animal to eat?

Humans.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Saddest picture EVER

Maybe some animal will eat it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You now have a new way to eat

Eat the pills.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My 2000th post, officially, and discuss the number two thousand.

Originally posted by betterplayer:
Originally posted by ShadowForever98:

One day, I will get 100. One day.

Congrats for you. But today is my 2000th post kong forum birthday :)
And, I’ve been on this alt since 2011. I really have about 4000 posts because half of them get removed…

I have 14000 something
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Always remember

R.I.P FatOgreShit, his account has been banned by some overzealous chat mod.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What if lollipops moaned when we lick them

I would bite them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Blank Title]

Secret thread, I had to click the last post view button just to get in.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Oldfrogs only XD

Originally posted by Zachary_Greene:

i has been here 4 bout 7weeks am i oldfrog

I’ve been here longer than you.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who the fuck pays $100 for a video game?!

Originally posted by mosemizrahi:

In my country, a new game console game costs about 110 dollars. That is why I usually wait for games to get old before buying them. They can demand so much money because you don’t have many alternatives. You either pay an insane amount of money or you don’t get to play new games.

110 dollars is pretty cheap for a console.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / MY SCHOOL IS FORCING ME TO WEAR A PINK SHIRT!!! (legit thread)

Just don’t wear one.

Originally posted by Gabidou99:
Originally posted by TwistedCakez:

Just don’t wear it. Problem solved.

i think he’ll be punish if he don’t

Yeah, imagine the hysteria.

“Boy suspended for not wearing pink” The school would get into deep shit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would happen if there was a worldwide pandemic?

Originally posted by SumGato:

GO TO MADAGASCAR!!!

My excessive exclamation marks were removed, ouch :c

Madagascar has already closed down their ports.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Retarded Friend Is Coming

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

btw hes boy so i cant have sex

Rolby confirmed for closet homosexual.

Damn the Sharia Law for stopping his gayness.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do kids think it's cool to be a smartass and or a douche?

Humans have always been assholes, some people just make it too obvious, others are subtle.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You wake up and your country is at war with another country

Originally posted by Rolby:

lol i will be a volunteer and even fight without a gun if they tell me to. everything for my country.

Yeah he’s a Muslim, they just explode anyways.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Remember what I said about OT exploding into a helheim of shit threads and 0 entertainment value trolls not too long ago?

Protip, making threads about how bad OT is only contributes to how bad OT is.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / thoughts on scabs

Originally posted by alexlincoln2:

what do you guys think of scabs, or strikebreakers. I think they are brave to go up against a violent mob

They’re the ones who should be paid more, unlike those lazy bums who demand to be paid way too much for doing a lowpaying job because they were too stupid to stay in school.