Recent posts by ZombieLuigi on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / I need help with my hair

Originally posted by EPR89:

Originally posted by xProStar:

Just put it on the side so you dont look German. (that’s not racist, we all know German people have their hair straight)

I don’t have my hair straight

That means you have it parted mein fuhrer.

Topic: Off-topic / Whats better

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

plasma globe cuz tesla is gay

The Plasma Globe was invented by Tesla as well.

Topic: Off-topic / 1000 things to do on an 8 hour car ride

6.Fap

Topic: Off-topic / worst place to have a mosquito bite?

The Anus.

Never been bitten there, but obvious reasons why that would suck/

Topic: Off-topic / How Would You React if You Called 911 and got this Response

Originally posted by TwistedCakez:

Originally posted by ImBoutDatLife:

I don’t call 911 because I’m not a snitch bitch

wow, so edgy and cool.

He’s black, so usually he’s the one getting chased.

Topic: Off-topic / My last twinkie I will ever have in my life, only about a week till it expires, is now eaten.

Twinkies don’t expire.

Topic: Off-topic / What will you do if you woke up as your opposite gender?

I would squeeze my tits and get laid.

Topic: Off-topic / My last twinkie I will ever have in my life, only about a week till it expires, is now eaten.

Originally posted by betterplayer:

Title. Twinkies are scarce, and rare, and now, probably, by now, there are officially around 10 left, and probably for thousands of dollars on Ebay. (And no, I am not going to spend that kind of money on a twinkie.)

Nah man, they sold the Twinkie rights to another company.

There’ll be more.

Topic: Off-topic / So this one random woman said hi to me on the street...

Originally posted by aguspal:

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

Originally posted by aguspal:

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

Dude… it was an oldish woman and just no, it dosnt solves any of my problems atm.

wow ur sick.
go to a doctor or something

Ugh???

Now tell me, what kind of troll are you? The quick and direct ones or the stealthy ones? You certanly seem direct… and kinda stealy at the same time.

>"troll"

ppl these days cant take a grief without thinking others are trolls

okey, so how would you describe yourself in a few words? (um… this sounds like a thread I should make…I AM FUCKING CREATIVE FOR ONCE!)

BTW theres nothing wrong with begin a troll, I like trolls and I actually respect them so long as they do their trolling in a good place and time .

Originally posted by experiment667:

she wants your D its simple

No

Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

I get that virtually every time I go out.
Everyone seems to know me, but I have no idea who they are.

Its creppy as fuck. THats for SURE

Then those people are fail trolls, as trolls are supposed to be annoying and pissing you off.

Topic: Off-topic / Obama declares smart animals as citizens.

Obama is actually a crow wearing an advanced robot suit.

Obey the United States of Americrow

Topic: Off-topic / Kongregrets

Originally posted by ImBoutDatLife:

coming here in the first place

Why don’t you leave then?

Go out and establish the Maryland Empire and conquer the eastern seaboard.

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

My regrets are my earliest posting styles.

Originally posted by Guppii:

My regret is meeting some of the stupid kids on here .

Pretty much.

Topic: Off-topic / Do you have any fetish?

Originally posted by adv0catus:

Of course. I really like shoulder blades.

I changed my avatar to please you.

Topic: Off-topic / Google kills Youtube.

I use Youtube BECAUSE I don’t want to pay, I want free videos.

Let’s just hope this experiment fails horribly and Google never considers it again.

Topic: Off-topic / Google kills Youtube.

But seriously, this is the worst idea ever.

Topic: Off-topic / Google kills Youtube.

Google now wants people to pay to watch videos on Youtube, right now it’s only limited to certain channels, but knowing Google, they will force this change that nobody likes on everybody, like their layouts.

R.I.P Youtube 2005-2013

Topic: Off-topic / 2352345234523452345

Originally posted by Terence22205:

do your homework sheeple

Apparently the only way not to be considered a “sheep” is to think exactly the same and conform to the same beliefs as crazy wingnut radicals who support people who will never get more than 0.5 % votes from the same aforementioned wingnuts

Topic: Off-topic / [Hidden] and [removed] are [deleted].

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Topic: Off-topic / people who don't like miracle whip

I like Miracle Whip.

Originally posted by Rolby:

Lol people who eat miracle whip have ass cancer, they put it in their ass before eating it because thats how groosss they r.
u should die

Originally posted by Rolby:

i dont even know what miracle whip is…

Nice try Rolby.

Topic: Off-topic / OT, do you like spicy foods?

Yes, I love really spicy food.

Topic: Off-topic / who likes me

Nobody.

Topic: Off-topic / GTA V almost has too many features

Originally posted by CarlSweatpants:

gaht dayum

-boats have driving gears
-deap sea diving
-animals
-character special abilities
-character stats

sheeeeit

They put all this stuff in because people complained that GTA IV was too bland.

Originally posted by Minnakht:

Wait, really? Here go my hopes of seeing the entire San Andreas region again. It was so nice.

To be honest, most GTAs were set in one city, but that’s why SA was such a pleasant change. Well, pleasant for some, I suppose.

I loved San Andreas, but having to drive across the entire countryside to do a mission could be a pain in the ass.

Especially if a mission sends you really far out, you die and have to go all the way back to redo it.

Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

5/10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlyuaelYQo0

Topic: Off-topic / Rolby and Maowee are the same troll

Originally posted by CarlSweatpants:

Originally posted by DMinor:

Everybody also hates both of them. The pieces fall into place.

I don’t think most people hate Rolby. He’s like the forum mascot

OT elects moron as mascot.

Topic: Off-topic / This Bully at School Goes Apeshit Because I Accidentally Stepped on the Back of his Flip Flop in the Hallway

If he hits you first, you have the right to kick his ass.

Topic: Off-topic / Disney villains avatar month!

Stinky Pete from Toy Story 2 ftw.