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Topic: Off-topic / Daily Topic #5: say something edgy as fuck

I don’t give a fuck about humanity, they deserve to get raped in the ass by a blender while I recline in my eternal darkness evil throne of baby skulls.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the worst, most painful, scariest way to die?

Autoerotic Asphyxiation.. That’s just damn embarrassing.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You make voodoo coffee beans.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

votes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is there any forum out there where you can say or post anything and not get banned?

Originally posted by DeathAndSyntaxes:

does the 1st amendment really not apply anywhere on the internet

It never has. Do you know what the 1st Amendment is?

For the newbs.

The First Amendment guarantees freedoms concerning religion, expression, assembly, and the right to petition. It forbids Congress from both promoting one religion over others and also restricting an individual’s religious practices. It guarantees freedom of expression by prohibiting Congress from restricting the press or the rights of individuals to speak freely. It also guarantees the right of citizens to assemble peaceably and to petition their government.

It basically means the government can’t forbid you from speaking your free speech and religion but can’t condone it either. It doesn’t protect you from what private groups wanna do regarding rules on what you can and can’t say.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Where did all the bronies go?

Originally posted by pink_princess:
Originally posted by Destruction98:
Originally posted by pink_princess:

Aww, I really miss the bronies.

Grandmom? :O

Ouch. No, mlp is the best show my girls watch. Dora is awful, pocoyo is cute but boring, team umizomi is boring and animal mechanicals is just stupid.

Agreed, MLP FiM’s popularity stems from the fact it doesn’t act retarded and tries to be funny for the whole family by even including a few clever references that would go over the heads of the kids. It tries to be a family show.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?

Rich people who were born into it and act like asshats sure.

Guys who built their way up? Nah.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which is better: Green Lantern or Batman

Batman. He already has plans to kill the entire Justice League if needed and is cool.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official daily reminder thread

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:
Originally posted by zicit90:

Daily reminder that OP is a faggot

Hey remember when you told a suicidal person to kill himself?

Nobody is really suicidal in OT.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Does everybody forget this already?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What happens when the white house is invaded? Is the USA screwed?

Originally posted by TheDarknessBelow:
Originally posted by LukeMann:

I saw a documentary about this called Olympus Has Fallen.

I also saw another version of this, it was called White House Down. I liked that one better.

Or Independence Day. Truly the greatest threat is from space.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Satoru Iwata, Nintendo President has passed today.

Very sad day indeed.

I finished EarthBound again in his honor.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What happens when the white house is invaded? Is the USA screwed?

This again? One weirdo jumping a fence doesn’t amount to the response that would happen if a bunch of armed men showed up, the secret service would call the cops, lock the place down and come outside wielding carbines and tactical gear.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Can you stop saying I shouldn't go to The Weather Networks HQ

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Topic: Off-topic / John Scatman

As a matter of fact don’t let nothing hold you back because if the scatman can do it then brother so can you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do I stay out of the hate list of OTers?

Do what I did. Be a relentless asshole and take one side. If you’re lucky, the side you sided with will remain after your enemies go away. Because I don’t know anyone here anymore.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Be philosophical

Defeating a sandwich, only makes it tastier.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gabe Newell is a musical wizard!

John Lennon never died. He just became fat and went into the gaming industry. But he never told anyone that he had defeated Voldemort.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Confederate Flag and Civil Liberties

I think individual people should be allowed to fly their stupid redneck flag all they want, because they are granted that freedom, but state governments which pledge loyalty to the Union cannot in good conscious fly the flag of a traitorous group which deal a great deal of damage and destruction to the Union.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gabe Newell is a musical wizard!

Discuss this incredible similarity.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 'Half Life 3' Release Date Delayed? Gameplay, Rumors & Other Details Here!

It’s never coming out because he’s too busy on the Simpsons.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / CHINA is the next target for USA, what do you think will happen?

Originally posted by spookyskeleton:
Originally posted by ZombieLuigi:
Originally posted by spookyskeleton:
Originally posted by ZombieLuigi:
Originally posted by Kuramakyubi:
Originally posted by ZombieLuigi:

China isn’t a threat, China and America are in a weird situtation where they would both collapse each other if they went to war. America buys a shitload from China, and China sells to America. A dealer wouldn’t kill it’s junkies and vice versa.

China is a economic and military threat, don’t you know that?

But they’ve holed themselves… China and America are both kids with their fingers on each other’s jenga towers. Someone moves and they both collapse each other.

Biased media wont include that part. Biased media says china is a threat, so that means china is a threat and nothing else

Man nobody who has brains takes the media seriously. They love spinning shit out of proportion.

Most of the people dont have brains


The media has managed to turn the people agaisnt police. They can do the same to china

The police turned people against themselves.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / CHINA is the next target for USA, what do you think will happen?

Originally posted by Meistheman:
Originally posted by ZombieLuigi:
Originally posted by Meistheman:
Originally posted by Tomatoman:

We should join China’s forces and take out Europe together

Oh you did not just say that man
I’m sending the spetsnaz on your ass, get obliterated

But Russia is butt buddies with China.

Which means America can’t join forces with China
Yessssss

But this means Murica will launch nukes, then Russia will launch nukes, then we all lose.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / CHINA is the next target for USA, what do you think will happen?

Originally posted by Meistheman:
Originally posted by Tomatoman:

We should join China’s forces and take out Europe together

Oh you did not just say that man
I’m sending the spetsnaz on your ass, get obliterated

But Russia is butt buddies with China.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / CHINA is the next target for USA, what do you think will happen?

Originally posted by spookyskeleton:
Originally posted by ZombieLuigi:
Originally posted by Kuramakyubi:
Originally posted by ZombieLuigi:

China isn’t a threat, China and America are in a weird situtation where they would both collapse each other if they went to war. America buys a shitload from China, and China sells to America. A dealer wouldn’t kill it’s junkies and vice versa.

China is a economic and military threat, don’t you know that?

But they’ve holed themselves… China and America are both kids with their fingers on each other’s jenga towers. Someone moves and they both collapse each other.

Biased media wont include that part. Biased media says china is a threat, so that means china is a threat and nothing else

Man nobody who has brains takes the media seriously. They love spinning shit out of proportion.