Recent posts by AlbertoV05 on Kongregate

Topic: Dream World / THANK YOU

I said DW. Quite clearly.

Originally posted by iowns:

You never said other forums weren’t in the picture?

Topic: Dream World / THANK YOU

You seem to think that other forums were in the discussion. And Gooberta was known for one thing. Losing a bet to Trent.

Originally posted by kenste:

Me being known means people know my personality, Evidently you can’t think.

Topic: Dream World / THANK YOU

You can write. But evidently you can’t read.

Originally posted by kenste:

Actually, I beg to differ. I’m pretty well known in almost any forum. Still more than you alberto..

Though.. Nobody tops goontra… god i miss him.

Topic: Dream World / THANK YOU

For better or worse….I am the most famous DW personality of all time. You should be thanking me for debasing myself with you mendicants!!

Originally posted by Ertxiem:

Sorry for misunderstanding. Only now I realized that you were the first to complain when the game was text based, before being “upgraded”(?) and put on Kongregate.
Or do you mean that it was you that created the Big Bang (the beginning of the Universe, not the Dream World gun class, of course).

To be on topic, thank you Alberto for enlightening me about Dream World. :)
On a side note, I think it was due to your effort that Dream World was badge of the day. Well done.

Topic: Dream World / Arena fights

I thought the twitter version was the only server that didn’t have them?

Originally posted by Aaditya:

Originally posted by AlbertoV05:

They have black crystals on s3?

Lemme answer this for you nicely. NO.

Topic: Dream World / Arena fights

They have black crystals on s3?

Topic: Dream World / money?

You’ve made George very happy.

Originally posted by anshulratchet:

Originally posted by AlbertoV05:

1) Open your eyes. 2) Are you 100% positive they’re female? Cause it’s more than an interweb meme that if you name your character after some girly elfin thingee….horny dudes will give you free game stuff. Just tell yourself….FrillyPanties855 is really George Grindberg, a 55 yr old pipe fitter from Philly.

Originally posted by knewred:

Wtf Alberto? 2 things… 1. What the hell? and 2. I know a LOT of women (or at least girls) who play games like this.

Its a stupid saying that women or girls dont play on the internet,only fools believe that.Anyone who isnt a troll or a fool knows that girls DO play games like this on the internet.Sadly alberto is a troll :P

Topic: Dream World / Black Market?

He’s been a Darwin Finalist the last few years. Something about death via free stuff.

Originally posted by knewred:

There is no reason why Kingk should listen to us anyway. Its not like hes gonna win a nobel prize for making games. You can get free gems (albeit slowly) and you dont actually need them anyway. Be grateful he took the time to make the game at all.

Topic: Dream World / money?

1) Open your eyes. 2) Are you 100% positive they’re female? Cause it’s more than an interweb meme that if you name your character after some girly elfin thingee….horny dudes will give you free game stuff. Just tell yourself….FrillyPanties855 is really George Grindberg, a 55 yr old pipe fitter from Philly.

Originally posted by knewred:

Wtf Alberto? 2 things… 1. What the hell? and 2. I know a LOT of women (or at least girls) who play games like this.

Topic: Dream World / Idea!!!!

Sometimes I ponder buying twenty or thirty thousand gems and doing nothing but refilling energy with them and Tarzanning to lvl 99. Just for spite. Spite got us to the moon! Oh…don’t let anyone tell ya it was that speech by JFK. Nah…it was those former Nazis who really wanted to stick it to the Russians that stormed Berlin. Spite is valid.

Originally posted by weezyfosheezy:

Originally posted by AlbertoV05:

Tarzan. That’s all you need to do. When you have more money than anyone else…you can troll the bowel movement (BM) and keep people from enjoying the game with better gear and boxes. Remember…levelling is the sign of nothing better to do. Trolling is fun and easy and only takes a few minutes a day. Hope this helps!!!!!!!

take a ench posi staff +8 and a guardian posi sword +8 from someone who is probably active, then brag about taking stuff out of the BM (^_^)

Topic: Dream World / money?

I don’t think he meant to, kwll….but KongK gave us a peek into the dark corners of his mind. This is what he thinks of women. I guess it’s a good thing no women are on the interweb…cause they’d probably be pissed!

Originally posted by kwll:

Originally posted by AlbertoV05:

It’s all part of the message imbedded in the game. Violence towards women is okay, unless you can afford to pay them. It’s very twisted.

thats prostitution alberto

Topic: Dream World / money?

It’s all part of the message imbedded in the game. Violence towards women is okay, unless you can afford to pay them. It’s very twisted.

Topic: Dream World / THANK YOU

Go back to the beginning. It was me. I was the first to make fun of KongK for being a doofus. I was the first to make fun of the horrible grammar. I was the first to make fun of the horrible art. I am the Father of Discontent.

Originally posted by Ertxiem:

Originally posted by AlbertoV05:

Let us be VERY clear. I started it.

Alberto: I don’t think so. :)
My point is: since the beggining there were good and bad opinions posted about Dream World.
The forum ends up reflecting people’s mood, and I feel that in the beggining there were more positive opinions than now. My conclusion is that more people are getting tired and walking away and some of them post their feelings.

Topic: Dream World / Idea!!!!

I forgot about the stupid mist cap. I was gonna jump about four levels this afternoon just to freak people out. Instead, I got about 10% in six minutes or so. Paying 2x for mists makes Tarzanning economically unfeasible.

Topic: Dream World / THANK YOU

Chat 1 is a hive of pure idiocy. I wish I could take credit for this…but it was some new player about a year ago…he was asking about skill points…someone gave him some smartasserry that sounded like good advice….and he responded with, “You know what? I think I’m gonna do my own thing. Dad always told me…don’t take advice from people who don’t bathe.”

Topic: Dream World / THANK YOU

Let us be VERY clear. I started it.

Topic: Dream World / Idea!!!!

I’ve been 80+ for longer than most people have played. Before all the free shite….I was a levelling machine. I think I have more than enough coin to mist and Tarzan myself up a couple levels. But…that would require more time than I’d be willing to spend.

Originally posted by omark96:

Alberto, may I just suggests that maybe you should try and troll in some other kinda way? I mean at level 81 you can’t really buy any of the items that people really wants and if you don’t take away something that people really want then you’re not trolling to 100%. If you had been 95+ and trolled up the price for DW gear then it would’ve been successful trolling, but with orc and fallen gear, nah…

Topic: Dream World / Idea!!!!

Tarzan. That’s all you need to do. When you have more money than anyone else…you can troll the bowel movement (BM) and keep people from enjoying the game with better gear and boxes. Remember…levelling is the sign of nothing better to do. Trolling is fun and easy and only takes a few minutes a day. Hope this helps!!!!!!!

Topic: Dream World / Congrats

Thanks for deleting it. I got busy and forgot.

Topic: Dream World / Idea!!!!

I have his address in Moscow. Send skinny jeans. He’ll be so happy the next update art will have the pelvic thrusting elf chick giving you a tug. That’s a tug boat, btw. Shame on you for thinking otherwise!

Topic: Dream World / Dream World Memes

Topic: Dream World / Congrats

Topic: Dream World / Congrats

Topic: Dream World / Hells 4-6?

It was expansion related.

Originally posted by omark96:

Well, interesting theory you have there. But you know, I’ve heard there are plenty of good forums out there where you can discuss all these things you want to discuss without the risk of getting your posts removed by these janitors. Just google “Meaningless ranting forum” and I’m sure you’ll find something, oh well, I’ll even do you the favor and do it for you, just click here :)

Topic: Dream World / Hells 4-6?

See?