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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

I think we should all flame Kushygranola and his “borrowed” account for a while. How small must his penis be for him to cheat at a flash game?

 
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Topic: Time World / Do you want 100k free coupons?

When I was a kid….we would go to my Grandpa’s farm in the Summers. One day we were goofing around in the barn when my cousin saw a huge rabbit in one of the stalls. He slammed the door and captured the thing. So…after a lengthy discussion….he decided to go inside and catch it with his hands. I opened the door slightly…and he went in. He yelled, “AlbertoV05!!! It’s just sitting in the hay…not moving!” I said, “Grab it!” He said, “This is gonna be great! The best pet…ever!!!” Several tense seconds later….he said, “I think it’s sick….it’s just shaking in my hands! AOOOOQOWOOWOWOQOODODOOFOOFOFOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! It bit me! Oh…Jesus….it bit my finger off!!!!!!” It had…in fact….bit the end of his index finger off.

Don’t pick up rabbits.

 
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Topic: Time World / Weapon and Device

Is a level 31 carrot better than a level 31 Sharpton?

Originally posted by dash3pong:

What do you mean by “racial” weapon?

 
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Topic: Time World / Glitch? 2 MFs in a fleet found in Phantom

And somewhere KushyGranola is trying to figure out how to “borrow” that account.

 
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Topic: Time World / official tw-kong selfie thread

My gut reaction to everything “Interweb”….is to troll it. I ain’t gonna troll you. But I am gonna offer you my assistance in whatever fashion is necessary.

 
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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

My ex-wife sent me a birthday card. Normally…when someone wishes you a wonderful birthday and a long life….it’s a sign of respect and friendship. In this case…she wants me to live forever cause I’ll have to keep sending her $2500 a month in alimony. So…getting along isn’t always what it seems.

 
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Topic: Time World / Resources

If all this computation was put forth towards a worthy goal…like finding out why your sack has a seam up the middle….the world would be a better place.

 
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Topic: Time World / "Bonus Gem Sale"

To be honest…the last time I saw him was two years ago. He looked like a little girl then. Now he looks like someone who’s trying too hard to not look like a little girl.

Originally posted by Zewe:

he what

 
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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

I didn’t immediately respond…because I liked this post. Your stock is rising, PromForSure.

Originally posted by stonedforsure:

Because he touched Harry’s wand

 
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Topic: Time World / "Bonus Gem Sale"

Perfect example. That Justin Beaver kid is (supposedly) a dude. But he looks like a 13 yr old girl. So…you could be a girl with a bad haircut.

 
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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

Did they kill him cause he was a gay?

 
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Topic: Time World / "Bonus Gem Sale"

I think it’s pretty self-explanatory. I just made it official.

Originally posted by Krazycat:
Originally posted by AlbertoV05:

I’d like to make a public announcement that Krazy will never get into a coupon galaxy.

And…?

 
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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

Most women admit that size does make a difference. You’re aHEAD of the curve.

Originally posted by Krazycat:

I really enjoy curly fries. It helps me eat the fry more efficiently as well as enjoy it more, as the shape would cover my whole mouth as the regular fries only touch the middle of my mouth.

 
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Topic: Time World / "Bonus Gem Sale"

I’d like to make a public announcement that Krazy will never get into a coupon galaxy.

 
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Topic: Time World / "Bonus Gem Sale"

Alotta people are sad tonight…..

Originally posted by Krazycat:
Originally posted by hatemakingnames:

didn’t you quit?

Did Nvillian quit? No, and I came back.

 
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Topic: Time World / Resources

Hitler suggested that all Germans needed a car they could afford.

Originally posted by sjbdcb711:

But posted helpful information so I really really dont care

 
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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

And GoingToPromForSure asked, “Would you like fries with that and would you like to see KushyGranola banned?”

Originally posted by stonedforsure:

Every single person that I met today.

 
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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

Have you asked everyone?

Originally posted by stonedforsure:
Originally posted by AlbertoV05:

If anyone is wondering…Nforcer007 is a cheater using a “borrowed” account so he can still play. Kinda sad.

Lmfao! No Alberto! No one was wondering you fucking idiot!

 
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Topic: Time World / Resources

If anyone is wondering…Nforcer007 is a cheater using a “borrowed” account so he can still play. Kinda sad.

 
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Topic: Time World / Newbie Tips for Fast Progress

I’m trying to save his life!

 
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Topic: Time World / i came in 4th on a pillar

I’m trying to figure out if Zewe is Reverse Trolling you…cause that’s the most insidious maneuver in the Interweb Handbook.

 

Topic: Time World / Newbie Tips for Fast Progress

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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

It’s either pictures of his penis…or his pot stash. Both are nonexistent.

 

Topic: Time World / Newbie Tips for Fast Progress

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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

WaxedEyebrowsForSure!

Originally posted by stonedforsure:

Wish you’d quit with the private messages about my selfie though.. I’m not supplying you with more wanking material.