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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

Have you asked everyone?

Originally posted by stonedforsure:
Originally posted by AlbertoV05:

If anyone is wondering…Nforcer007 is a cheater using a “borrowed” account so he can still play. Kinda sad.

Lmfao! No Alberto! No one was wondering you fucking idiot!

 
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Topic: Time World / Taking a break from game

Those thirty people just gave each other a collective HIGH FIVE!

 
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Topic: Time World / Resources

If anyone is wondering…Nforcer007 is a cheater using a “borrowed” account so he can still play. Kinda sad.

 
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Topic: Time World / Newbie Tips for Fast Progress

I’m trying to save his life!

 
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Topic: Time World / i came in 4th on a pillar

I’m trying to figure out if Zewe is Reverse Trolling you…cause that’s the most insidious maneuver in the Interweb Handbook.

 

Topic: Time World / Newbie Tips for Fast Progress

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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

It’s either pictures of his penis…or his pot stash. Both are nonexistent.

 

Topic: Time World / Newbie Tips for Fast Progress

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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

WaxedEyebrowsForSure!

Originally posted by stonedforsure:

Wish you’d quit with the private messages about my selfie though.. I’m not supplying you with more wanking material.

 

Topic: Time World / official tw-kong selfie thread

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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

Pretend Pot causes a unibrow. Tragic.

 
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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

Dream World became a joke….not as hilarious as pretend stoner or mom jokes….but hilarious nonetheless. So…I think we should change your name! Keeping with you pretendish motif….I recommend HonorStudentForSure….or maybe…GoingToThePromForSure….or how ’bout….NotATurdBurglarForSure? I think your Mom would approve.

 
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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

Not really. Glad to see you don’t have a clue that we’ve turned you into a joke.

 
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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

In all fairness…your Mom is really fat…so it was deep and smelly. That’s why her eye socket is so appealing, now.

Originally posted by stonedforsure:

Alberto has the saddest sex stories :( Tell the one where you lost your virginity to a belly button.

 
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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

Yep. Retired in 2010.

 
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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

Why does 97% of the interweb pretend to be a stoner? Just a bunch of people pretending at each other. For those of us with a dose of self-awareness….the whole thing is funny.

Reminds me of a story. I had a patient who came in with her husband one morning. Her husband was adamant that something was wrong with his wife. They had been having sex almost daily for months….without using protection…and they had not yet become pregnant. I ordered a few tests and everything came back fine. There was no reason they shouldn’t be pregnant. I suggested a few things and made an appointment for follow-up in a couple months. The next day…the female shows up at my office and waits all day to see me. She explains that the problem is they aren’t actually having sex. Her parents had pushed her to marry this guy and have kids right away. She didn’t even like him…let alone love him. She had manipulated the scenario to where he was only sliding his doohickey between her thighs and not actually penetrating her booger. He had no idea. But….he was very happy with the sex. We’ve got a few dudes like that around here….who don’t know the difference between screwing or being screwed.

Originally posted by Zewe:

i cringe so hard every time i click this thread
why do i do this to myself

 
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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

He thinks about himself? Kushygranola? Nah!

 
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Topic: Time World / Hey MAVA

Is Krazy a dude or a chick this week? And which would most likely be invited into Stalin’s house?

 
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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

And some day you may get a chance to smoke some. But until then….pretend pretend pretend!!!!!

Originally posted by stonedforsure:

Next time just make a list so I’ll have time to read it please

 
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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

I’d like to have seen that exchange. I bet a gif of an empty eye socket was involved.

 
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Topic: Time World / best skills?

In the real world…I’ve found the ability to say NO has helped me more than any other. Also…a second language is something I would recommend to anyone entering the workplace. Hope this helps!

 
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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

Your Mom is alive. At least her eye socket is.

 
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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

Did you recently hit puberty and discover jerking? Cause you’re awfully fixated on it.

Originally posted by stonedforsure:

Oh wow you really are disturbed lol are you the guy they found with all the kids in cages in his basement? I was skeptical at first but since they found a sock full of ejaculate nick named “eye SOCKet” I can only assume it’s you.