Recent posts by AlbertoV05 on Kongregate

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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

You’re really sensitive about this! I just took for granted that you knew everyone makes fun of people who brag about drugs on the interweb. Guess not!

Originally posted by stonedforsure:

Your right Nvil. Maybe he didn’t have butthurt at all from his marijuana experience. His stoner buddy just flopped it right in there from all the other curly fries Alberto has stuck up his poopshoot xD

 
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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

Least I’m not a wannabe.

 
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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

This woman that used to work for me has a brother. He liked to get stoned. One night….he smoked some with a dude he didn’t know very well. It was laced with something. He woke up with a bleeding asshole. The other dude stuck his pecker in the stoner brother’s poopshoot. Stoner brother doesn’t get stoned anymore. And as an actual stoner….he never thought it necessary to tell people he was. Strange, that.

 
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Topic: Time World / How to do things.

He has all that Alt Gift Gold to throw around!

 
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Topic: Time World / Helpful TimeWorld Players

Nah….KongK is gonna put the matter to rest with a little IP Investigation. Should make life interesting for the cheater!

 
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Topic: Time World / Flame thread!1 [potential spoilers] [dumbledore dies on page 596]

Now that KongK is all about releasing private convos and stuff….he’s surely gonna check the IP stuff and show us all (in this marvelous forum) that we’re correct about kushy. No need to flame.

 
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Topic: Time World / Helpful TimeWorld Players

I guess KongK could look at the IP history and tell us for certain.

 
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Topic: Time World / Helpful TimeWorld Players

I’m not an alt. Ask anyone. But you are a cheater. Ask anyone.

 
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Topic: Time World / Helpful TimeWorld Players

I would think that a game developer would want the honest players helping to police against the unsavory types?

 
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Topic: Time World / Helpful TimeWorld Players

So…we can’t call a cheater a cheater?

 

Topic: Time World / Helpful TimeWorld Players

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Topic: Time World / did you hear

I switched from Lever 2000 to Dove Men + Care. My skin is soft and it smells good.

 
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Topic: Time World / I'm sorry for what I have done in the past.

It’s a layered insult.

 
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Topic: Time World / I'm sorry for what I have done in the past.

Apologizing for something you meant to do and will do again….is stupid. I kinda understand why you did it, though. This world of flash gaming is stressful. If Hitler were still alive….he’d be all about coupons and creating alts for gift gold. And he’d never apologize! If he got banned…he’d just borrow Rommel’s account. Cause (time) world domination is just that important!

 
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Topic: Time World / I'm sorry for what I have done in the past.

Some people can’t handle the InterWeb. It’s serious business.

 
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Topic: Time World / Helpful TimeWorld Players

I’ve known some gay people….not in the biblical sense…but I’ve known a few. One thing they have in common…is they all smell and look clean. I suspect KushyGranola smells like catfood and ass.

 
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Topic: Time World / hi, happy american independence day kong tw

You should watch more tv. I doesn’t require apologies.

 
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Topic: Time World / hi, happy american independence day kong tw

I invited a bunch of people over. The kids swam and the women did women things and all us guys drank and watched the golf channel. Where I live overlooks the valley where the city shoots fireworks. The hot mom (who looks like katy perry) across the street came over and didn’t mention to my wife that she gave me a bj back before my wife and I remarried. It was fun.

 
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Topic: Time World / Happy 4th!

My area of expertise is the stuff between a chick’s navel and vulva….but I know enough to diagnose you as a Borderline Personality. Look it up.

 
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Topic: Time World / official tw-kong selfie thread

Krazy likes man nips.

 
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Topic: Time World / Helpful TimeWorld Players

The greatest lesson I ever learned…is that it’s perfectly okay to say no. But…saying no generally leads to someone asking why. Responding in a negative manner denotes a reasoning behind the answer. It spurs anger. Better to ignore all requests as if they don’t exist. Negativity is nice….but apathy is frightening to those who experience it.

 
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Topic: Time World / Mexico 3 - 1 Croatia

Pretending to be high AND successful! This just gets better and better! Pretend to have had sex! That’ll really make you look cool!

 
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Topic: Time World / Mexico 3 - 1 Croatia

I like it when people think it’s cool to pretend to be stoned. It’s those kind of qualities employers look for in a janitor.

 
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Topic: Time World / Helpful TimeWorld Players

If he needed help with cheating…he’d have mentioned you.

Originally posted by Nforcer007:

Um, hello?

 
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Topic: Time World / official tw-kong selfie thread

Pinkman and White up in here.

It’s a joke that’s like an onion. Many rich layers.