Recent posts by Perfs on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Celebrities you would like to punch in the face

Andy Dick

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite ice cream flavour?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever hit an animal while driving or witnessed it?

I hit a deer within a week of buying my first brand new car.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does anyone from 2010/2011 still live here.

I’M FROM 2008 :d

 
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Topic: Off-topic / For one day, you are sent back to the day of 9/11 in the WTC.

That’s fast enough for an escape, remember I have almost an hour after the impact to escape too. I’d probably try to call the authorities during that time on a stolen cell phone with a bomb threat. If the buildings could be evacuated earlier, more lives would be saved.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / For one day, you are sent back to the day of 9/11 in the WTC.

I’d probably go down, up is a bad idea.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Hate My Mom

Originally posted by dias17se:
Originally posted by Perfs:
Originally posted by Cwovictor:

Ketchup>Mayonnaise

No!

Ketchup is inoffensive and powerful, it’s a mask used to cover up the fact that the shitty burger you’re eating would otherwise be tasteless. It’s a junk condiment only useful for junk food. There’s no point in putting it on something better because it won’t enhance the flavor it will just make it taste like ketchup.

Mayonnaise is much more additive in complimenting and enhancing already existing flavors. It is something that can be used on foods beyond junk in a complementary manner.

whats ur opinion on mustard ?

Yellow mustard is junky, other mustards are pretty dang good.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / How tall is Kongregate?

5’6"

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If your blood was green, and everyone wanted to drink it..

I would go with whatever is most logical.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Hate My Mom

Originally posted by Cwovictor:

Ketchup>Mayonnaise

No!

Ketchup is inoffensive and powerful, it’s a mask used to cover up the fact that the shitty burger you’re eating would otherwise be tasteless. It’s a junk condiment only useful for junk food. There’s no point in putting it on something better because it won’t enhance the flavor it will just make it taste like ketchup.

Mayonnaise is much more additive in complimenting and enhancing already existing flavors. It is something that can be used on foods beyond junk in a complementary manner.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you were no longer allowed to laugh, how would that impact your life?

I’d get a VAD.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How well can you make up a story in 10 seconds

There was a cat
it died,
boo hoo
screw you

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is going to the moon just very pointless and a waste of money?

Originally posted by spookyskeleton:
Originally posted by Perfs:

Who says you can’t live on the moon?

I dont know go try it

I’d puke on the rocket trip.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is going to the moon just very pointless and a waste of money?

Who says you can’t live on the moon?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you cut off one of your fingers for a billion dollars?

Yes, I would drug myself up nice first, and use a sharp blade (probably a guillotine like gravity fed thing). I’d have arrangements made for its reattachment.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Join Amane's Anarchy Army!

what’s in it for me?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If your child was deformed, would you put it up for adoption?

No, because I’m not an asshole.

Abortion is possibility in prenatal screening, though.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / List of things that make Argentina relevent to the rest of the world

DON’T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would you do if you were almighty?

I wouldn’t hang around piss-ant humans caring about what they stick in their orifices, that’s for damn sure. I got better shit to do.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / if u were cabbage wut color wud u be?

Seventy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / fav food?

Diesel

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's your favourite colour?

Seventy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is mathematics invented or discovered?

Originally posted by dias17se:

Discovered, all was created by The Lord.

You believe the lord made 1+1=2? Could He have made it otherwise?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dull long life, or short exiting life?

Well, I’ve only got 7 years before I hit 35 so it would have to be pretty action packed!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are things that you shouldnt do alone?

What’s wrong with playing a chess computer?