Recent posts by Jakesfatman on Kongregate

Topic: Tyrant / [DEV] 5/25/2012 Phobos Aftermath Expansion released! v2.0.43

Originally posted by dragonizs:

by the way there are discounts for older card packs, when you login. I believe tyrant is doing everything absolutely right.

this game is buggy, hackable, bot friendly, xp or exceedingly grindy and you think this is ideal? Hah. Agreed that they don’t have to give WBs but that was their standard practice until recently (could be argued occurred in the early days of the game as they were building it), it might help with the rash of retirees (could be that is natural turnover) or oas compensation for the bugginess of the game and extreme lag we all have been dealing with (I think this is most effective line, seems to me thay have not properly/thoroughly determined the impact of a lot of things they have done lately).

However, WBs are gifts not a right.

Topic: Tyrant / Is dracorex losing popularity?

Originally posted by Shadowhopeful:

Originally posted by Jakesfatman:

Originally posted by Shadowhopeful:

Originally posted by The_Lone_Pisces:

fak you

no u

both of u just shut up. (need to increase my post count, and not catching up if u both keep posting)

shaddup. You’re still on the starting line as far as we’re concerned.

well, if thats how its gonna be I’m taking my sandbox and going home. There’s no room in it now for you (or Pisces).

Topic: Tyrant / Is dracorex losing popularity?

Originally posted by Shadowhopeful:

Originally posted by The_Lone_Pisces:

fak you

no u

both of u just shut up. (need to increase my post count, and not catching up if u both keep posting)

Topic: Tyrant / I'm not sharing decks on the Fansite anymore

I liked him too. So now its ppl. I also always thought it was idiotic and petty the way ppl downvoted decks even though there were good means to filter them. But, lowest common denominator always wins so we meet ppl at their not so brightest.

Topic: Tyrant / I'm not sharing decks on the Fansite anymore

Originally posted by The_Lone_Pisces:

Originally posted by ladolcevita:

Originally posted by The_Lone_Pisces:

All I see is 3 walls of text which can be shortened to 1-3 sentences but noooooo you gotta make 3 fucken walls of text

that’s not trolling noewbie. go back to step 1. as I told u to. and 2. wait for my instructions.

they no like me :(

net no like idiots

Topic: Tyrant / MEGA PARTY!!! [shian's retirement]

life was interesting w/ you around, your departure leaves a hole that won’t be easily filled (for some, thankfully!).

C’ya

Topic: Tyrant / [DEV] 6/15/2012 Phobos Aftermath now availabe in Vault + New Promos

Originally posted by yamks85:

we all love you DaWayne, 25wb or not! of course we would’ve loved you more if it comes with 25wb! well you can make an exception to darkfang77,, he is not nice isn’t he?

hope that was sarcasm. hate to lower the IQ of the community any further.

Topic: Tyrant / euro 2012 and your favorite cards

greece lost to czechs 2:1, got the win but not the score.
Poland tied Russia 1:1, bach chx of 0 wait cards on my part, must use s/t better to predict the score…

Anyway, on to todays card wars. We have Portugal Denmark and Germany Holland. Germany Holland should be a battle between two legendaries so lets have hades (germany) vs Kapak (Holland). Hades has regenerate vs Kapak comes into play a turn earlier and has chaos. I’ll take regenerate, Germany over Holland 3:1. For the other I will pit Rox Chainblade (Portugal) agains Necro (denmark). In this match Rox’s early start and Rally always wins, so Portugal over Denmark 2:nil.

Topic: Tyrant / LET THE WORLD KNOW, i AM A FLUFFER

And this thread has relevance to the tyrant world how? Much more applicable than a bunch of tyranters discussing soccer? No.

Topic: Tyrant / euro 2012 and your favorite cards

Jam has been inconsistent against hunter, Greece losing 2:0 to czech rep.

Topic: Tyrant / euro 2012 and your favorite cards

lucina the wicked b/c of her bloody nose, just like ukraine punching sweden, 2:1.

tell me your favorite card as it relates to current scores. be creative. keeps the bozos from locking down.

hunter is a good card but has trouble finishing when struck with missiles (like the czechs), jam is an inconsistent skill and thus reminds me of the greeks. tomorrow 2:1 for the greeks.

in a battle of zero wait cards orbo beats infantry every time. just like russia over poland 4:1

Topic: Tyrant / [guide]Viewing purged top decks for raids on fansite

Originally posted by Golden119:

Really all this thread highlights is the inconvenience of a tiny minority who have to click “show purged” vs a huge majority who’d have to scroll thru a page of WB decks.

If the “huge majority” can’t use the tools available they are idiots who deserve to suffer through scrolling pages of WB decks. There is a tool called “Can Compose”, highlight yes and you get rid of not only the WB decks but also the decks for which you don’t have cards.

Topic: Tyrant / 14 Gateway Node Club (regular not including super secret nodes that only master crate guessers get, preferably not enough arties for heracles)

Bah, at my rate I’ll never make it. Been stuck at 9/10 for forever.

Me so jealous.

Topic: Tyrant / [guide]Viewing purged top decks for raids on fansite

Voting down decks b/c you can’t get the cards sounds like petty whining. To my mind, a vote for/against a deck represents how useful the deck is against that particular battle, not whether or not you can obtain the cards. Yes, you can sort by winrate but thats not the point. The cards you don’t have are shaded out so its pretty easy to go down the list and find a deck that works. And note that both Shian and I are not WBers so suck it up.

If ppl are so petty, perhaps we need to take the vote away from them (extremist – not practical).

Time to go vote all the good decks up.

Topic: Tyrant / Tyrant suicide pact

why cant people who have no interest in quitting stay out of the topic and stfu

Topic: Tyrant / Cannot Join The Elite

Originally posted by Grunkk:

Ah I see. As of the 2/27/2012 Phobos expansion, now the only way to get the free 60 warbonds and the Mech Walker, is to buy warbonds… so I cannot use my existing warbonds that I got in the daily chance.

WBs can always be used. I accept donations. Send me 60 I will call you Mr. Elite and even give you a certificate to prove how elite you really are.

Topic: Tyrant / Save Tyrant - Free Willy

Originally posted by StoneyMaroney:

Originally posted by ladolcevita:

Originally posted by pacachomp:

My girlfriend knows.

yes.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Perfect answer. To everything. 42 is a lie.

Ah, but whats the question? 42 IS the answer to “What do you get if you multiply six by nine?”

Topic: Tyrant / Good ridance, hope to never see you again.

Mace was always (almost?) an intelligent wit. Will be missed much like Ohio or Pescado (but not of the same quality?)

Topic: Tyrant / SAVE TYRANT - FREE OHIO

Originally posted by The_Lone_Pisces:

Originally posted by Jakesfatman:

Free Ohio: +1

Free Pescado: +1

Do the right thing and give us our drama.

I said it first in a way. :P

Credit where credit is due.

Yes, you did.

Validates my post in a way.

Topic: Tyrant / SAVE TYRANT - FREE OHIO

Free Ohio: +1

Free Pescado: +1

Do the right thing and give us our drama.

Topic: Tyrant / Recruitment treads need to go!

Aww, all my bumps been smoothed over :(

jackdaws live on

Topic: Tyrant / [Recruitment] Everything Burns - Level 11

To get back on track:

Originally posted by krycha80:

Everything Burns was founded on 12.04 by few former members of Metalowa Husaria (top 15 in it’s best days).

In the beginning we were only five players but we worked hard and grew in power quickly. Our growth chart is presented below:

Now we’re level 9 and one of the fastest growing factions . We would like to keep it this way…

We have many experienced players including some over level 100.

We look mostly for players level 40 or higher.

If you’d like to join us, please apply here:

http://www.kongregate.com/games/synapticon/tyrant?source=finv&kv_apply=14571002

You can also check us on fansite:

http://tyrant.40in.net/kg/faction.php?sid=f9675ca9B0g9

Topic: Tyrant / [Recruitment] Everything Burns - Level 11

Nope, but lets not argue about where I belong and derail this thread any further.

Perhaps Everything Burns should post another recruitment message here to return it to topic….

Topic: Tyrant / [Recruitment] Everything Burns - Level 11

HAH, you missed the sabotage part of my post. I don’t even belong to that top faction (IFS). I simply cut and pasted a random faction post into here to see the reaction. IFS had n/t to do w/ this endeavor – not that they aren’t above being sneaky, dirty, manipulative and generally evil (just kidding, they are fine folks too).

Originally posted by Jakesfatman:

Originally posted by Shadowhopeful:

Originally posted by ladolcevita:

Originally posted by skolu:

Originally posted by ladolcevita:

Originally posted by TheRealPip:

Originally posted by Sighaknight:

Surprised the Tyrant trolls have not started bumping every recruitment thread they can find.

Sigh…. had to feed the trolls Sigha…..

-Pip

nomnom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMWi7CLoZ2Q

that’s very cute. reminds me of zaraki.

I was actually going to do this and bump every thread within the space of a few mins, but then I realized how much effort it would be, so I didn’t bother.

For fun I did, the non-recruit threads. Until the first page was occupied. Boosted my post count. Now, on to sabotaging the actual threads….

This is a fine faction (solid, upstanding ppl here) and I wish you the best of luck in your recruiting efforts.

Topic: Tyrant / Recruitment treads need to go!

Oh, I knew which way you were leaning Shadow, I went the other way. :)

@ Zaraki, it does bug me how much recruitment threads get bumped, rarely do they actually add to the content of their threads – meaning they are jsut bogging up the forums…but…1/2 the threads here are at least as meaningless/if not more so touche (each to their own). AND the recruitment topic doesn’t allow for threads to be created that are devoted to a single faction so what the heck are they supposed to do.

Those recruitment threads are often at least as entertaining as a good Shian blather (the lowest common denominator perhaps?) SO, until Shian is banned I say rock on (just kidding Shian).