Recent posts by dalamplighter on Kongregate

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Topic: Serious Discussion / chain letters and the point of them.

Thanks for the thread necromancy, Dougkillo.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Petition For Making A New Forum Games Section

lol thx

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Petition For Making A New Forum Games Section

Yay! We’ve broken 75! 3/4 of the way to 100!

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Artix Entertainment LLC. Games

Why is this AdventureQuest crap?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / anagrams for "kongregate"

Chuck Norris

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I shot the Sheriff.

BOOM! HEADSHOT! I just shot the Deputy!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Perfect Game

By technology I’m assuming you mean Technologic, which is also by Daft Punk.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / should wow be on kongregate?

Noooooooooooo!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Back-To-School Tips!

Dry hump the hottest girl in school.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Vote for president of the Kong

Chuck Norris

 
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Topic: Kongregate / SELLING ADDY G TRIMMED SHILD PM ME PLZ

I knew it. Kongai attracts noobs, now Runexcape does too!!!!! Darth Vadery Noooooo!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Prefer This To The Original

That was amazing!!! He started to mess up at about 5 minutes, though.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Worst dying words!

“I…didn’t realize…fire…was…so.hot…urrggh” dead

BOOM! HEAD-oh god…” sees 12 bullet holes in his torso

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Butchering of a Meme

Uhhh….worst. Rickroll. ever.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Dark Knight

Insiders have said the next two villains are Penguin and Riddler.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / God, the Bible, and religion - a Kong search for truth

I’m Catholic, I’ll join the fray.

Anyways, Creation is a very hot topic in Religion vs. Science. I think that they compliment each other. For example, in the bible and science the universe came in this order: Dark-Light-Rock-Water-Plants-Fish-Animals-Humans. I think that all of those things happened in God time, which is different than ours, so 7 days to him could be 7 billion!

I will now be taking questions/rebuttals.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Have You Ever Been Close to Death?

Never happened to me,buuuut, I can say a time when I was scared I would die!

I was playing Crack The Egg on a trampoline, with this fat person, and they bounce me 6 feet in the air, I land on my neck, and couldn’t move/feel my body for 10 minutes, but during those 10 minutes, I thought I was paralyzed for life.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Chose a song for your avatar!

Through The Fire and the Flames, cause my guy’s flaming.

 
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Topic: The Arts / Banner Arts (no more requests)

Malachi=Banner Ownage AND teh coolest mod evar!!!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kongtaminated - A Kongregate webcomic

Those are funny! I like to close it close it!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [signups closed] Spacestation

Fine. sign

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You Laugh You Lose

That Duke Nukem trailer was the failest I’ve ever seen.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kongregate:too addicting for the tosspot?

On the computer-Not Kongregate.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / @ Work in a nightclub :)

Hookers and Pimps? Why, that doesn’t sound illegal at all!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The origin of YOUR name

Dalamplighter is never taken on a website, and it’s a hockey term, for scoring a goal.