Recent posts by Storageheater on Kongregate

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Topic: Triviador / Stop the cheaters

I would like, at level 11, the option to not have to face the level 166 quiz demons, who are surely not cheating (she was too fast to be googling) but has almost certainly memorised every possible answer. Up to this point I’d never had a discrepancy like this and it was remarkable how much fun it wasn’t. Does blocking someone prevent them from ever being your opponent again?

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Topic: Swords & Potions 2 / Missing City Chat? Try This...

I’m so glad I just shifted to a new, less spammy email address. Enjoy selling my old details or whatever you were planning on, edgebee

“We just realised we can’t contact you, so give us your email”
Less convincing when you see their homepage last updated its News section with
Server upgrade coming
Tue Oct 29 17:58:59 2013”

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Topic: Swords & Potions 2 / Bug Reports and Issues

Oh my god did you just take my email on the offer of free stuff and then fail to give it? That’s pretty rank, Edgebee. Please don’t do that.

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Topic: Sandbox Hero / New tile ideas

Invisible “Monster Path” tiles. Placing the current monsters and having them all just home in on the player is disappointing. If you could set a patrolling path for them, that would be lovely. Also the option to make invincible monsters, so the patrol paths could be part of a challenge.

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Topic: Swords & Potions 2 / Bug Reports and Issues

Is it just me being unlucky, or is the good old Error 910010 thing starting to make a comeback? Repeating days seems to be becoming more frequent for me again.

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Topic: Swords & Potions 2 / Bug Reports and Issues

Originally posted by Grandrogue:

Lost Resistance gloves on WT. It was supposed to return.

lol, this is exactly what i came here to post.

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Topic: Swords & Potions 2 / Bug Reports and Issues

Curious about the fact I was using the Sorceress fine until she had to make Vial of Mana, a player and I were testing it out a bit. It turns out she can make Rebirth Potions and Brisk Beverages, but you can almost guarantee a crash if you make a Vial of Mana (error 908673 this time, oddly not one of the errors I had earlier).

Protect Scrolls and Skeleton Staff/Wood Elf Staff seem to be a cause of the problem too. I made the scroll fine, then the next day made wood elf staffs. Game crashed, profits reset to 0, progress lost, kicked out to the Town screen. error code 908595. And yes, the protect scroll was gone.
Also have Error code 906221 for good measure. Making Skeleton staff – this time kicked back to the start of the day, in-store.

906373, trade screen, attempting to sell bagpipes. Kicks me back to shopscreen, no customers.
906373, trade screen, attempting to sell noble leather. Kicks me back to shopscreen, no customers.
906373, trade screen, attempting to sell insulated fur boots. Fur boots have vanished, shop workers changed, progress lost, can’t create the items I was halfway through because the preliminary items also vanished.

900496. Lost 4 mirror shields. FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
906373 on trade again. Okay I’m so done with this.

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Topic: Swords & Potions 2 / Bug Reports and Issues

So a guy had half an hour on world trade left, and he wanted Vials of Mana. So I said I’d make Vials of Mana for the next half hour for him.

error 906223 (repeated day) (twice!)
error 908595 (repeated day, profits set to 0, everything I’d crafted was cancelled, items missing)

I managed 5 Vials of Mana by this point!

error 906373 (went to Trade, posted an item, crashed, restarted in the shop. Of course it does.)

Yep, half an hour had passed at this point.

error 906221 (repeated day, probably. So much has been repeated, and I can’t tell anymore now.)

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Topic: Swords & Potions 2 / Bug Reports and Issues

error #906233 (reset by three or four days)
error #907676 (reset to last unlocked item)
error #900496 (reset by one day)
error #907700 (crashed on Town donation screen. I no longer had enough items to donate when it reloaded – but the workers I’d changed were still in the shop. So about 3 Rich Cloaks seem to have disappeared. Maybe.)

It’s rather hard to keep track of any progress, I don’t even know what’s worked and what hasn’t.

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Topic: Kongregate / News about Ducklette (don't worry, she's fine)

Cheerio, Ducklette!

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Topic: Swords & Potions 2 / We will buy your Hour Glasses

Originally posted by azglenad:

You should put a disclaimer that hour glasses are really useful late game.

That’s rather why he’s asking for “low level elite players.”
They just paid for ingame content, they’ve got items they’re not sure about, he’s offering 50K per hourglass. Who better to ask but people who don’t know?

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Topic: Swords & Potions 2 / Bug Reports and Issues

I have an issue. I bought Elite Membership, and used a mithril gear on the Sorceress for a second crafting slot. Then I decided that I’d use the remaining tokens to get a third gear, and bought her a third Crafting Slot. Convenient, eh? I could do three scrolls at once.

Except it’s not. The game doesn’t seem to understand there’s a third crafting slot there, and forces the page closed after I’ve filled only two of them. I’m not delighted with the result.

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Topic: Swords & Potions 2 / Bug Reports and Issues

Originally posted by Lamatiel:
Originally posted by SailorFantasy:

I’m having a problem inviting one of my real life friends to my city.
I’ve invited him once, and he told me he accepted and then deleted the PM, but he didn’t the city :/
And when I want to invite him again I get the message: “The player is already awaiting membership”. So, I can’t invite him again :(

Check if there still is a pending invitation. If so, cancel & invite again. If not, I need the city name and the name of your friend.

I’m having the same issue. The town name is Ham’s Deep, the player invited was Thee_Walrus. There’s no way to cancel the invitation for me, so the last slot in my town is locked out.

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Topic: Game Programming / Probability

100%, because the sort of people who answer surveys are also the sort of people who join clubs. I am more curious about club F though. What IS that?

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Topic: Kongregate / Official Kong Plus Thread

Originally posted by Dartjat:


What the hell admins

When are you going to remove that annoying footer and do something useful for a change.

No one wants skins and new chatrooms.

The beauty of this is that if you don’t want it, you don’t feel like you’re missing out by not having it, surely?
Also, I’d totally pay to have a Geocities circa 1995 skin. Not saying it would be easy on the eye though!

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Topic: Kongregate / Unity games: Curse of Plum Mountain

In the same vein as Plum Mountain, Unity’s being put to brilliant use in 1916 der unbekannte krieg

Plus it has a dedicated button to press when you want to ‘remove flesh’

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Topic: Kongregate / WTF with this!!

Originally posted by BobTheCoolGuy:
kongregate offered me a kred for watching a Victoria’s Secret video…

Were there a trail of kreds leading into a van?

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Topic: Forum Games / Kongathlon 3: Lock'd

SamsterSamster directed me here and I vote for him. Or something.

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Topic: Off-topic / the mod storageheater

lol, I am so ashamed. Go outside and do something constructive!

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Topic: Serious Discussion / The Mentally Handicapped and Public Schools

Originally posted by Kasha4890:
Most students have grown accustomed to this, though many Freshman still giggle uncontrollably at it. A more difficult disturbance to ignore was created today however, when the same student ran up and down the halls, screaming at the top of his lungs, banging on walls and doors, and in general creating a large distraction.

In light of this event, a question popped into my head; why is he even here?

Most students have grown accustomed to this? Good! Sure, freshmen giggle at people who are different (see also every minority, ever, as used as insult), but how awesome is it that they move from giggling to growing accustomed to it? They might even grow into adults who don’t see disabled people as freaks. And that would be wonderful.

‘But then I couldnt ignore one kid who made some noise…which is enough evidence to want to dismiss him entirely from my life and/or the education system in general’ is a bit bigoted, yeah.

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That’s no moon!

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Topic: Off-topic / You have become THE CHIEF JUSTICE of the Supreme Court of the USA!!!! Do you wear boxers or tighties?

I’m not answering, because it’s all just a plot for Frogmanex to find out what pants I wear.

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Topic: Kongregate / Ultimate Kongregate Photo Topic


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Topic: Kongregate / The Typical Kongregate User in a nutshell.

Originally posted by Teau:

I didn’t know that many people played Kongregate.

There are other people here?!

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Topic: General Gaming / Final Fantasy XIII good? yes or no

I don’t mind that you’re just running down pretty blue tubes for hours and hours (heck, I liked FF10), but I do think that the design is bad if they have to put blue glowing blobs on the floor at jump points (otherwise you wouldnt be able to see where to go…and you’re in a tube, you dont actually have anywhere else to go) AND there’s no jump animation to speak of, despite the fact you go from a standing start to 20 feet into the air just by walking near the blue blob. That’s just such terrible design. How can something so beautiful be so badly made?

Also, if you enjoyed Dragon Age’s characters chatting together, you’ll LOVE how the characters in this say one or two lines, but only after they’ve run a hundred metres into the distance so you can’t hear them, and if you do manage to trap them in a corner so you can eavesdrop on it, they’re saying things like ‘Oh wow it really is all one big crystal tube, and you bought this? lol’ and ’it’s ok, I was embarrassed by the Mom bit too.’

The voice acting is alright, aside from Vanille, but the script is embarrassing (’I’m the hero! I AM THE HERO! I am the hero’ is 70% of Snow’s dialogue, while the ‘Moms are tough!’ section made me laugh in amazement. And of the rest, most of it is ‘Ung! Ehehe. Heee! Eeeh. Hweee! Heh. Eeeeh. Aaaah. Haaaugh? Nheeeeeyrgh? Hooonugh. Eeeeeh. Ehehee.’)

I’m about 7 hours in, and it’s still tutorial. I’m starting to enjoy it a bit, but I hate so much of it. And Snow’s bride is about 10 years old.