Recent posts by ChaoticBrain on Kongregate

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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted, but since you didn’t specify when in the 19th century, I give him a potato farm in Ireland in 1853.

I wish that I could speak backwards.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. However, you have no friends because everyone knows you’re a bigot.

I wish I could finish th

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted.

I wish for all potatoes to be erased from existence.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. You are jailed for counterfeiting currency.

I wish that the next person to grant my wish will have basic literacy or better.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. An entire charity organization is founded, its sole motivation to prevent further abuse to all potatoes. It becomes the number-one donated-to charity, beating out other charities dedicated to rescuing abandoned pets or feeding starving African children.

I wish I could steal everyone else’s Angel Investors.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. You answer your phone, and the faulty wiring causes it to explode. The shrapnel lodged in your ear canal ensures you’ll never hear out of that side again. But on the plus side, at least you’ll never have trouble charging that phone again.

…god, I wish I could control my sadistic tendencies.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted! The bad news is, you’re still on a macbook.

I wish I had an Ish with a dish so I could wish for fish.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted.

I wish killergrapefruit’s ten-story tall Robot servant would malfunction and go on an omnicidal rampage.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted, but I steal your life, your identity, and everything you ever cared about.

I wish AdCap had more than ten businesses to invest in.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. You are now blind.

I wish I was kaistuck.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted!

I wish to be beaten to death.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. You are framed for and convicted of a heinous crime, and are subsequently jailed in a penitentiary facility for dangerous criminals.
Needless to say, you will have all the “love” you ever need.

I wish I had more time to think of what to wish for.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

(Hold on. I call foul. The next person clearly did not wish for “an unbalance in the universe”.)

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. You now have one potato to your name, and nothing else.

I wish for an uncorrupted version of whatever the next person wishes for.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted! Unfortunately, it has the voice of Jar Jar Binks.

I wish I could open this jar of pickles.

 
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Topic: Bloons Monkey City / What is your city's name

Moabane.

Time will tell if it lives up to the hype.

 
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Topic: Prime World: Defenders / Bad Luck or Loaded

The fact that you can’t spend tons of silver to draw all five cards is more than a little suspect.

 
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Topic: GemCraft Labyrinth / Tombs?

Okay, so if anyone else has reached K11 yet, I’ve discovered a strange building called a tomb. It has 3000 hit points, and your gems will not target it unless you specifically set them to attack Structures only. If you do destroy it, all you get is a super-fast wave of shadows which pours out of the tomb and destroys your magic orb in practically no time at all.

So… these tombs are clearly not meant to be accidentally opened, so why would I want to open them at all, when they are basically death sentences?

 
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Topic: MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3 / Cannot Find Elwyen... ?

If you go to Gloria’s house and speak with her parents, they’ll even tell you that Elwyen wants you to show up alone.

 
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Topic: MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3 / Missing Zack

I think you should get it anyway if you send screenshots to Kongregate and tell them about the bug. It would be cruel to withhold it from you when you’ve already completed the hardest parts.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Sacred Seasons 2 MMORPG] Sacred Seasons 2 Guild List and Information on How to Join

Guild Name: The Harvest
Level Required: 1+
Additional Requirement: Must have a Fall class.
Activity Requirement: Preferably daily, until more members come in.
Contact: ChaoticBrain on Kong, ChaoticBrain in-game.

In my personal experience, there seems to be a lack of any Fall members to fight alongside. To help boost the already formidable potential of this season, I’m seeking to build the largest contact list of autumnal combatants this game will ever see.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Sacred Seasons 2 MMORPG] how to unlock classes

Forgot to actually answer the question. Merge posts, please.

You can unlock the two starting classes you didn’t choose (Solder, Clown, Hunter) by paying Gold. For all the other classes, you have to complete certain quests first.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Sacred Seasons 2 MMORPG] how to unlock classes

Originally posted by Chaos_FF2:

Here.

The answer to his question doesn’t show up in the top results. <edit>

Originally posted by NeoToxicBlitz:

That was brilliant!

You’re not helping.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Sacred Seasons 2 MMORPG] Helping Others

Q: I have 77 Gold, I specialize in the Blunderbuss weapon class, and I meet the level requirement. Should I buy the Bull Blunderbuss, or hold on to my money?

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Sacred Seasons 2 MMORPG] Sacred seasons 2 stuff missing?

Okay, who left this puddle of word vomit in the forum?

Honestly, do you know how long it’s going to take to get the stink out?