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Topic: Trimps: General Discussion / [Ideas] Enemy Block, Critical Chance, Healing

In the late game, weapons and armor are very low priority; your ability to block is what makes or breaks you.

Giving late-game enemies the ability to block will encourage you to buy weapons, since not upgrading will put your territory acquisition dead in the water.

Enemies should also be given the ability to land Critical Hits, which ignore your Block completely. The chance for this to happen starts at a measly 0.1%, but gradually climbs to a max of 25%. You need to invest in health-giving armor to tank more of these hits.

Of course, you should be able to get Critical Chance as well. The Polearm, which consistently has the weakest attack power/metal ratio, can be made more powerful by adding a Critical Chance to your attacks (again, up to 25%).

The current enemy should also heal 25% of its max health every time your Trimps die. You can’t just throw wave after wave of weak Trimps at Blimps to chip away their health; they need to be properly equipped to deal a significant amount of damage.

Trimps themselves should be able to heal by a small percentage after every victory, based on the number of Trimps working in a new job, Medic.

 
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Topic: Trimps: Bug Reports / [Ideas] Enemy Block, Critical Chance, Healing

Dammit.

 
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Topic: Trimps: Bug Reports / [Ideas] Enemy Block, Critical Chance, Healing

In the late game, weapons and armor are very low priority; your ability to block is what makes or breaks you.

Giving late-game enemies the ability to block will encourage you to buy weapons, since not upgrading will put your territory acquisition dead in the water.

Enemies should also be given the ability to land Critical Hits, which ignore your Block completely. The chance for this to happen starts at a measly 0.1%, but gradually climbs to a max of 25%. You need to invest in health-giving armor to tank more of these hits.

Of course, you should be able to get Critical Chance as well. The Polearm, which consistently has the weakest attack power/metal ratio, can be made more powerful by adding a Critical Chance to your attacks (again, up to 25%).

The current enemy should also heal 25% of its max health every time your Trimps die. You can’t just throw wave after wave of weak Trimps at Blimps to chip away their health; they need to be properly equipped to deal a significant amount of damage.

Trimps themselves should be able to heal by a small percentage after every victory, based on the number of Trimps working in a new job, Medic.

 
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Topic: Swarm Simulator / Buying Custom Amounts - Feature suggestion

Oh, so it does. Derp.

 
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Topic: Swarm Simulator / Buying Custom Amounts - Feature suggestion

Currently, entering values into the custom buy amount field is a bit clunky. When you’ve got trillions of a unit type, and you want to buy 100 billion more, you have to put a lot of leading zeroes into the field.

To make buying custom amount simpler, I suggest having the number field recognize standard, scientific, and engineering suffixes (not case-sensitive). Values like 123m, 4.56t, and 7.89e5 would be equivalent to entering 123000000, 4560000000000, and 78900 respectively.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted, but since you didn’t specify when in the 19th century, I give him a potato farm in Ireland in 1853.

I wish that I could speak backwards.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. However, you have no friends because everyone knows you’re a bigot.

I wish I could finish th

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted.

I wish for all potatoes to be erased from existence.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. You are jailed for counterfeiting currency.

I wish that the next person to grant my wish will have basic literacy or better.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. An entire charity organization is founded, its sole motivation to prevent further abuse to all potatoes. It becomes the number-one donated-to charity, beating out other charities dedicated to rescuing abandoned pets or feeding starving African children.

I wish I could steal everyone else’s Angel Investors.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. You answer your phone, and the faulty wiring causes it to explode. The shrapnel lodged in your ear canal ensures you’ll never hear out of that side again. But on the plus side, at least you’ll never have trouble charging that phone again.

…god, I wish I could control my sadistic tendencies.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted! The bad news is, you’re still on a macbook.

I wish I had an Ish with a dish so I could wish for fish.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted.

I wish killergrapefruit’s ten-story tall Robot servant would malfunction and go on an omnicidal rampage.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted, but I steal your life, your identity, and everything you ever cared about.

I wish AdCap had more than ten businesses to invest in.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. You are now blind.

I wish I was kaistuck.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted!

I wish to be beaten to death.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. You are framed for and convicted of a heinous crime, and are subsequently jailed in a penitentiary facility for dangerous criminals.
Needless to say, you will have all the “love” you ever need.

I wish I had more time to think of what to wish for.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

(Hold on. I call foul. The next person clearly did not wish for “an unbalance in the universe”.)

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted. You now have one potato to your name, and nothing else.

I wish for an uncorrupted version of whatever the next person wishes for.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist: General / Corrupt a Wish-AC Edition

Granted! Unfortunately, it has the voice of Jar Jar Binks.

I wish I could open this jar of pickles.

 
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Topic: Bloons Monkey City / What is your city's name

Moabane.

Time will tell if it lives up to the hype.

 
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Topic: Prime World: Defenders / Bad Luck or Loaded

The fact that you can’t spend tons of silver to draw all five cards is more than a little suspect.

 
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Topic: GemCraft Labyrinth / Tombs?

Okay, so if anyone else has reached K11 yet, I’ve discovered a strange building called a tomb. It has 3000 hit points, and your gems will not target it unless you specifically set them to attack Structures only. If you do destroy it, all you get is a super-fast wave of shadows which pours out of the tomb and destroys your magic orb in practically no time at all.

So… these tombs are clearly not meant to be accidentally opened, so why would I want to open them at all, when they are basically death sentences?

 
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Topic: MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3 / Cannot Find Elwyen... ?

If you go to Gloria’s house and speak with her parents, they’ll even tell you that Elwyen wants you to show up alone.

 
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Topic: MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3 / Missing Zack

I think you should get it anyway if you send screenshots to Kongregate and tell them about the bug. It would be cruel to withhold it from you when you’ve already completed the hardest parts.