Recent posts by Darkscanner on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / A Warrior Of Allah: RIP Rolby [1998-2015]

Goodnight sweet prince. We will always remember you as a great defender of Allah

 
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Topic: Off-topic / make the WORST superpower ever!

I cum knives

 
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Topic: Off-topic / THE CROWPOCALYPSE IS BACK

Le crowvolution!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Symbols for reason/rational/objective though?

Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

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That’s definitely not a symbol for rationality
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you body slam a cactus for $10,000,000?

Sure, why not

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Symbols for reason/rational/objective though?

I’ve been in search of a (preferably aesthetically pleasing) symbol for objective though, rational though, reason, or the like for a while now, but so far the closest thing I’ve found is the therefor symbol. You’d think in the whole of history man kind would’ve produced at least one icon for rationality.

Anyone know of any?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Gave Myself BJ

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by aguspal:

Not sure what a BJ is.

Yes I know it means “Blowjob”, and yes I know its a sexual act, but not sure what it is exactly about.

Plenty of videos of it on the internet.

Implying I want to see it. Fuck no.

Thanks zam for the explanation…. Damn.

Is there something wrong with you? Nothing feels better than a good dick chomp
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate this site.

69/420 gr8 b8 m8

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are forced to eat one of these pills

Red pill, laser pill, and fame pill are the only ones that don’t completely suck, so I take the red pill.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was your starter Pokemon and what level is it?

Pikachu level 99

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Yellow forever

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You could take the body of any Celebrity you like.

Lisa Ann

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 8 greatest users.

I remember this thread. I remember MFT. ;-;

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why Putin is so much better than Obama

I lol’d

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Did I click the wrong page or did a bunch of ancients just come out of nowhere? O.o



In other news, Legends of Equestria is having the first open server weekend in forever if anyones interested.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Shrek VS Jesus

Originally posted by AEONFLX:

Shrek = jesus

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Shrek VS Jesus

Originally posted by Battleship203:

Obviously jesus.

Shrek is a fat old green orc wearing peasant clothes.

Yeah but he can overcome anything and he has a shrok of steel
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Shrek VS Jesus

Who is the superior deity? In an epic battle, who do you think would win, Shrek or Jesus? DISCUSS!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If homosexuals are the same as everyone

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

Why do they make homosexuality the most important part of their identity? You don’t see normal people talking about how normal they are and loving the opposite sex is awesome.

The same reason people can be proud of their nationality?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

^^Maybe I’ll do that tomorrow.



In other news, I’ve been watching gravity falls:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ur gayest moment

One time I took three dicks in the ass but it wasn’t gay because there was a girl watching

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Looking for Boyfriend

Sorry, I don’t date conscious people

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

I never read fics anymore. Rainbow Factory kind of ruined me on them. O.o

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you flirt with a girl?

Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by Darkscanner:
Originally posted by Darkscanner:

Try jumping on her back and start humping her, if she gets angry, pee on her, that way she knows that you are ready for commitments.

The fuck?

thats your own post please stop begging for attention

13 year old Darkscanner doesn’t count as me
 
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Topic: Off-topic / All my friends are hot females and I have done it with all them except one.

Butt

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you flirt with a girl?

Originally posted by Darkscanner:

Try jumping on her back and start humping her, if she gets angry, pee on her, that way she knows that you are ready for commitments.

The fuck?