Recent posts by Darkscanner on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / 8 greatest users.

I remember this thread. I remember MFT. ;-;

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why Putin is so much better than Obama

I lol’d

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Did I click the wrong page or did a bunch of ancients just come out of nowhere? O.o



In other news, Legends of Equestria is having the first open server weekend in forever if anyones interested.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Shrek VS Jesus

Originally posted by AEONFLX:

Shrek = jesus

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Shrek VS Jesus

Originally posted by Battleship203:

Obviously jesus.

Shrek is a fat old green orc wearing peasant clothes.

Yeah but he can overcome anything and he has a shrok of steel
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Shrek VS Jesus

Who is the superior deity? In an epic battle, who do you think would win, Shrek or Jesus? DISCUSS!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If homosexuals are the same as everyone

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

Why do they make homosexuality the most important part of their identity? You don’t see normal people talking about how normal they are and loving the opposite sex is awesome.

The same reason people can be proud of their nationality?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

^^Maybe I’ll do that tomorrow.



In other news, I’ve been watching gravity falls:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ur gayest moment

One time I took three dicks in the ass but it wasn’t gay because there was a girl watching

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Looking for Boyfriend

Sorry, I don’t date conscious people

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

I never read fics anymore. Rainbow Factory kind of ruined me on them. O.o

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you flirt with a girl?

Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by Darkscanner:
Originally posted by Darkscanner:

Try jumping on her back and start humping her, if she gets angry, pee on her, that way she knows that you are ready for commitments.

The fuck?

thats your own post please stop begging for attention

13 year old Darkscanner doesn’t count as me
 
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Topic: Off-topic / All my friends are hot females and I have done it with all them except one.

Butt

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you flirt with a girl?

Originally posted by Darkscanner:

Try jumping on her back and start humping her, if she gets angry, pee on her, that way she knows that you are ready for commitments.

The fuck?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / An Idiot's Guide to Trolling

I generally either calmly argue, or play along depending on the situation. I don’t generally call people out because it’s annoying.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / briefly describe your jackets

1- Red with wool interior
2- One of those gay ass minecraft creeper hoodies that zips up to the face.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is your dream girl?

Originally posted by KingZeldar3:

My lovely girlfriend.

So there’s nothing at all you would change about her if you could?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is your dream girl?

Describe what the perfect special someone for you would probably be like.

Mine would have a big bubble butt and a nice pair of hooters. Discuss!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anyone taking AP courses?

I was in AP English last semester, but I almost failed so I went ahead and dropped it. Now I’m in the easiest blow-off class in history.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / SCIENTIFIC STUDY: SUBJECTS NEEDED

I’d be interested if this wasn’t clearly a bot…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you fear dark?

Only after I’ve read or seen something scary.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Stupidity is contagious

Yes, and I think OT is a prime example of this. Otherwise we’d have good posters. :o

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what if obama started to post on ot?

We would be best friends

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever had a gay crush?

Like, have you ever had a certain someone that secretly liked that happened to be of the same sex? (If you’re gay, have you ever had a straight crush)? Discuss!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / potatoes vs brocollis

Potatos cuz squiggly fries.