Recent posts by Darkscanner on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / How to become popular on OT

um no the best way to win is wif long and wel fot out posts

 
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Topic: Game Programming / GiTD #39 - Congratulations Zoib!

Originally posted by Glutenfree4u:

How are people liking the find the troll game? its so crappy!

WOW another Zoib alt what a newb
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you rather have:

1

 
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Topic: Game Programming / GiTD #39 - Congratulations Zoib!

Wow another gitd lost because of voter fraud

Thanks for CHEATING Zoib

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

I just watched the first few episodes of the latest season. Pretty good so far; still going strong. :D

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ★ OT's Official [Dubstep/EDM Community]★

I tried to make dubstep once then everybody said it was shi
https://soundcloud.com/darkscanner/sexy-dubintro

 
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Topic: Game Programming / GiTD #39 - Congratulations Zoib!

Start the game, click 6 times, win. Repeat? No thanks. 1/5

But lets be honest, isn’t this the case for any game? 5/5 pls

 
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Topic: Game Programming / GiTD #39 - Congratulations Zoib!

Darkscanner – Amazing game Infinity/5
Zoib – Wow not even a single troll face I 5/5 you out of pity

 
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Topic: Game Programming / GiTD #39 - *Lost*

http://www.fastswf.com/QQncqGs

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Elder Scrolls Online reveals its first microtransaction! (also NO CROWS :'< )

As if it had a chance from the moment they announced it was going to be just another WoW clone.

Originally posted by Meistheman:

Sarcasm detected.
They will probably change that after a year or so. Nobody will want to pay 15 dollars a month, because, well it’s bullshit.

A monthly fee is necessary for server costs. Unless you want shi laggy servers with no new content, you’ll need to pay a decently high monthly fee.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Newgrounds

So I always had the perception that Newgrounds had really strict mods, because every single post I ever made got me banned, despite the fact that they were both really mundane.

In any case, I just looked at their OT and it would seem I was very wrong about them. Every thread was filled with vicious trolls to the point that they might be worse than Kong. O_O

Discuss how cool this now makes us.

 
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Topic: Game Programming / GiTD #37 - *Pressure*

1) Pirates
2) Pirates
3) Pirates

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What Does Your Username Mean?

When I was naming my Runescape char, I meant Darth Scammer, but I was 6 so it came out Darkscanner and stuck.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Can you play the piano?

I try but I suck.

Discuss.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Play Station 2 Talk

Originally posted by EndlessSporadic:
Originally posted by Darkscanner:

PC is best

Id have to argue that PS2 games > PC games of the time.

> Implying there are any playstation games
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is there something wrong with me?

Skyrim can be boring and hard to get into at first, but once it hooks you it will eat away your days and nights without you noticing. Personally, I would recommend against playing it simply because of the nature of it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Play Station 2 Talk

PC is best

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So what are you gays getting for Christmas?

I asked for a phone, and as a secondary gift (#2 option for if they reject the phone) an electronic keyboard.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you say ''Merry Christmas and Happy New Year'' on your language?

Happy Kwanzaa

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Opend a Present Early

Humility???? You know i have been humiliated but, I once don’t care about your opinion either. Sorry if i came off that way but, I suppose you will just have to deal with it.

I think you are misinterpreting the meaning of the word ‘humility’. :\

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Opend a Present Early

I must agree with the above. You come off as very smug, obnoxious, ungrateful, and pretentious in your post. I think you should consider learning some humility.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / The Santa Problem

Wait… are you trying to say that Santa isn’t real?? ;-;

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / IF god was real why dosnt he fix the world we live in now

Originally posted by vikaTae:
Originally posted by Darkscanner:

Honestly, have you ever seen a movie or TV show where all the characters lived a peaceful happy life throughout the entire story? That’s because it would be horribly boring. And I’m sure if there was a god, he’d feel the same way.

You’re assuming a deity would actually wish to spend all day looking at the mundane activity of the rather bainal creatures known as humans. All that gross stupidity, selfishness and ignorance as something to just keep on watching…

Try it sometime. Choose a public place with a lot of through traffic, and just spend an hour sitting and watching them. Supermarket car parks work well, so do pub common rooms. After the hour of watching the insanity and utterly depressing spectacle of the number of near-accidents, rows, and dour-faced people going-through-the-motions, you might grasp what I’m getting at here: It’s mind-numbing and depressing to watch from a human or human-equivalent viewpoint. A deity would by nature have a much greater mental capability. Can you really see such behavior, 24/7 on a grand scale being something a deity would go out of their way to watch?

Certainly sounds more interesting than a utopian society where there are no problems. After all, a deity like that would have nothing better to do than create, destroy, or observe.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / MFT spotted at Camp Swagger for Children that Can't Read Well

MFT if I ever saw him. Lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the most terrible thing you've done in the internet?

Hard to say. I’ve done so many horrible, horrible things I’ve lost track. :c