Recent posts by jacobdf12 on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are you afraid of most?

Anything really high in the sky for me (ex. tall buildings, fireworks)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Ostrich Farming is a big Business

I’m not old enough yet. You must acquire a license to own Ostriches

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Ostrich Farming is a big Business

A fertilized Ostrich egg costs $50. When it hatches into a chick you can already sell it for anywhere between $1,000 and $1,500. It takes 12 months for an Ostrich to fully grow. A fully grown Ostrich could be sold anywhere from $5,000 to $30,000.
Why are you not an Ostrich farmer?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post in rhymes.

I hate when posts
Don’t end how you thought they would most
It gets annoying sometimes
Sandwich

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Megaton

I ate it and threw it up.
And ate it again.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / think of a fictional characters

Obviously Bigfoot will find me
inb4Jesusasfictionalcharacter

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Think of your favorite pokemon

I’m Magikarp.
I splash myself over mountains.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / EXCUSE ME. EVERYONE, I HAVE A BRIEF ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

George Bush made holographs of planes hitting the twin towers when it was actually him in an alien spacecraft

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What should I do in Science class? (I have a laptop)

Sleep

 

Topic: Off-topic / Why is everyone copying my "Why is everyone copying my "a question of the mods" thread titles?" thread titles?

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Topic: Off-topic / Why is everyone copying my "Why is everyone copying my "a question of the mods" thread titles?" thread titles?

Because all terrible toasters toast terrible toast.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT

Originally posted by Casper_D:
Originally posted by jacobdf12:

The only person stopping it is Gevock

Gevock is banned.
Derp.

Exactly. The word “ban” is so negative it just brings out all this hate.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why is everyone copying my "a question of the mods" thread titles?

Learn to internet before you access the internet

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT

The only person stopping it is Gevock

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A question to the mods

Originally posted by LordBronze:

People, I just wanted to ask a question when I said a question to the mods. I don’t mean for it to turn to a fad!

Well tough tiddlywinks

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A question to the mods

No, you can have one account on one website for your whole life.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A question to the mods

Well shouting is what women do when you forget to buy groceries.
Whispering is what your grandpa does when he has his hearing aid turned up too loud

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Scientific Fact

So apparently it is physically impossible for the human tongue to say the words “eye” “laws” “dug” and “aim” in sequence.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / No Games Working

Flash is up to date yes.
Nope.
Yep.
And nope.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / No Games Working

Everytime I click a game it gives me the advertisement, then it’s just a white screen with the chat on the right. I’ve tried refreshing but the same thing happens everytime on every game.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The human race suddenly vanishes off the face of the Earth

Pokemanz

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just saw the video of the guy who didn't cum for 38 years

Originally posted by LukeMann4:
Originally posted by Nightpatrol:

Is it weird that i have no idea what you talking about?

I don’t either.

Explain please?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What you think when you see those countries' names. [7th list out]

1. Soccer
2. Nintendo
3. Little Mexico
4. Kids movie
5. Ice?
6. Australia’s better pl0x
7. Spanish
8. South Korea
9. Clover