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Topic: Off-topic / How many of you are autistic vs. just acting autistic?

Asking for a friend.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your favourite drink?

Mixed drinks: Jameson & ginger ale, splash of lime.

Bottled: Either Cinnful Apple Angry Orchard or Stella.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just got a grill's number.

Originally posted by mbutkus1995:

I think he wanted to type girl but he typed it wrong.

no i ment grill. wut is a girl???

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by ricesnot:

wheres my timestamp stots????

also

>when your picture was on twitter and was retweeted by a million people so its all over search engines

I’m sure.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you refrain from marrying a girl who has uneducated/poor parents?

Yeah, I would mind that. I don’t very much enjoy marrying into the lower classes. Anybody who says otherwise is only saying so because they are a lower class.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just got a grill's number.

Originally posted by StOtS:

post about it on OT

I tried this.
Originally posted by 15man:

you should post the number on ot

867-5309
 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just got a grill's number.

What should I do, OT?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Relationship Advice - Urgent

Hi Magin r u a qt?

I’m a girl btw

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A prom is coming up and it couldn't be harder finding a date

Graduated HS already

So? College girls are slutty.


Originally posted by Ruudiluca:

Make a quirky YouTube video asking a model to go with you. They’ll say no, but another less famous more publicity hungry model will go with you.

Your cynicism resonates with me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Pretend you're on Reddit.

Wahh wahh look at me, I’m an atheist because I hate God! I know more than you! Bernie Sanders 2016!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Pretend you're on Reddit.

This thread is bullshit. You’re acting as if reddit is a single monolith when in reality it’s composed of millions of people. Different people have different opinions, what a shock!

edit: Downvotes for speaking the truth. Fucking typical reddit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You wake up and He appears

D) Existential dread. I convince him that in the end nothing matters so killing me is a waste of time.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I broke my leg. [TW: Gore]

What the fuck, man.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I broke my leg. [TW: Gore]

Update: Slightly less broken.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What will YOU do during the maintenance?

Originally posted by Heroicdude:

see how many cuts I can make before it’s back

E D G Y
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT Discuss Uber

Uber’s great.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why is math in school so useless

Originally posted by Pranstic:

I was so ready to type up one of those “Well, y’know kids, maths is important for so many reasons like yada yada blah blah” but then I remembered that, in the three years I’ve been out of school, the only times I ever used math was for my debit card bills and for the two half years I spent at college. In all honesty, I really hope that maths comes up in my life soon, or all those years I spent, tearing my hair out and crying over stupid, pointless numbers are going to come up in my life soon.

You use math and the concepts it teaches you a hell of a lot more than you realize.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Reminder that having toys at 18+ makes you a manchild

Originally posted by Uberfrage:

Doesn’t matter if you call them figurines or collections.

Skis, snowmobiles, speedboats, ATVs: all of these are considered toys.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why is math in school so useless

Originally posted by Hallucent:

Math is pretty damn useful in my major

Same!
 
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Topic: Off-topic / What news channel is better than fox news?

RT

 
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Topic: Off-topic / TIL American wars in the Middle East are literally a massive gas station holdup

Originally posted by Uberfrage:

I’m very sorry. If you want to talk about this you can do it in the right places. Any new irrelevant posts will be ignored and reported.

Everyone else can ignore 15man until he calms down and is ready to go back on topic. Do you think wars in the Middle East are actually excuses to fill it up?

No, I think they’re a way for our military to spread the word of God to the Middle East without the atheist liberals trying to stop us spreading His love.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / If liberals really find nothing to be wrong with homosexuality...

Basically they’re pro-gay people that use gay as an insult without thinking about it. Their stance on homosexuality is real but their word choice is a mistake. But there’s no proof behind what you’re saying. It makes more sense to say it’s the other way around because there’s a real pressure to conform to a pro-gay worldview. People know they’ll be called homophobes if they speak their mind so they pretend to be tolerant of the lifestyle. Whenever they get angry their real feelings take over and they say what they really mean.

You’re right; this seems more likely.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should OT have more mods?

Do you think OT should have mods? If so, who do you think would make a good mod? A bad mod?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If liberals really find nothing to be wrong with homosexuality...

Originally posted by Uberfrage:

I apologize for 15man’s attitude. Until he can calm down all we can do is try to ignore him and try to answer the topic.

Does anyone know why people say they’re for homosexuality while using words related to it as an insult? Is it because they’re pretending to be pro-gay or is there a way they’re reconciling the contradictory beliefs?

Culturally, using the word “gay” as an insult has become acceptable. While they are supportive of homosexual rights, they also follow cultural tropes without putting a whole lot of thought into precisely what these tropes are and where they come from.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Uber, if I made another shitpost thread, would you reply to it?

Originally posted by Uberfrage:

If I didn’t reply to shitpost threads I wouldn’t have anything to do here most of the time. I don’t see why I’d make an exception for you.

You know, you make a salient point.