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Topic: Off-topic / What is the best genre of music and why is it kawaii metal?

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:
Originally posted by CptEthanA:

Classic rock such as The Who, The Doors, The Rolling Stones, Tom Petty, Johny Cash

Back to Reddit with you.

I believe that i was born into the wrong generation because i read much older books, listen to much older music, and watch much older movies then most of my peers.
I love music. I have made it my personal goal to be able to one day be able to play Guitar, Drums, Base, and Piano. I am in my schools Orchestra and we often go to competitions to compete with other bands and Orchestras.
I am Agnostic so, for those of you who don’t know what that is, it means I don’t believe in a “god” but I do believe in some higher power.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How far can we go before you are no longer you

Originally posted by DanielMontgomery:

you said that you would be a copy implying that you would no longer be yourself, I was just pointing out that every so that is in your body has been replicated from cells the have died while you have been alive. So which version of the copy is and is not you? Is it safe to say that the biological copy as you because it was the natural way? And if so what differentiates that version of copying from the copying process such as cloning?

There is no way to differentiate between two subatomic particles. Two of the same type of subatomic particle are identical in every single way, so if somebody were to perfectly copy the position and velocity of every subatomic particle in your body and build that blueprint somewhere else, it would still be you.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the best genre of music and why is it kawaii metal?

Originally posted by GOLDBOT3OOO:

Do you still live with your mother?

No, I moved out at 16.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the best genre of music and why is it kawaii metal?

Originally posted by dias17se (undefined):

I would prefer to discuss your baby blue skinny jeans.

Those aren’t skinny jeans.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the best genre of music and why is it kawaii metal?

Example of kawaii metal, for the uninformed.

Discuss kawaii metal.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does post count matter?

Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

Nice post-count upper

I noticed I was at 12,999 and I decided to shitpost.
Originally posted by Zaminick:

apparently not

pep
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does post count matter?

Do you think post count has any bearing on the quality of a user?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am a slowpoke

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by cesarcurado:

quebec is gay canada should give them independence for a week just so they can masturbate to the idea of become french again for a while.

Esti is vulgar in Quebec?
But Estonia is Eesti in Estonian.

no one really cares because only like 5000 people speak estonian.

1.3 million people.

So a medium sized city.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Pirate Bay is down

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

You can thank the SOPA Bill being passed under the radar by Congress for that.

The US Congress is responsible for Swedish police raiding Swedish servers in Sweden?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your opinion on "Spirit Science?"

sigh

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who makes your heart go doki doki?

friend of mine

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just realized I'm turning into a fucking hipster.

Please don’t wear those shoes. They are incredibly ugly.


Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

Everyone I know is calling me a hipster lately, especially when I wear my Vans hat with an outfit. I don’t even know how I look like a hipster but apparently my sweaters, tshirts, and flannel are all contributing.

Pls save me too.


I only drink coffee black when I do drink it so can’t comment much there.

“Hipster” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.
It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.
Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).
You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “hipster” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.
The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “hipster” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity – “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy hipsters!” – so you project those feelings.
Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hipster; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by Zachary_Greene:
Originally posted by FrostyGhosts:

[pic]
This is ME.

bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

Glorious hair.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could have one Pokemon in real life, which one it will be?

Arceus. Why have a pokemon when you can have a god?

Alternatively, Magcargo. Its body is an impressive 18,000° F; almost twice the temperature of the surface of the sun!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by Zaminick:

I looked goofy back then.

Now I look amazing.

I think we’ve all aged well.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

I’d fuck Zam up the arse, no homo.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by Zaminick:
Originally posted by Aldir:

Fix that mouth maowee you look like a trap from the SAW movies

Also I love how you only post a decade old picture of me lmao

that was a really lame comeback

Did you expect better?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gallade

false swipe

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How often do you masturbate?

I try to force myself about once a week, to avoid wet dreams.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / POLL: after MME goes crazy n leaves OT, who will the mods sacrifice next?

Pretty sure I’m not going to go crazy and leave anytime soon

You’re a forum mod of OT. I’ve seen it happen before. I warned Hunkadukus and MadJedi. They didn’t listen.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Whats your profile picture and how did you get it?

Mine represents atheist superiority. I got it when that gay-rights equal sign avatar was all the rage. I made it a greater than sign because atheists are greater than Christians and also le maymay arrow, then I threw it on a space background because science isn’t about formulas or math; it’s about smoking weed and looking at the stars.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: We emulate ourselves and our ideal mate with hipster dress-up games

“Hipster” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.

It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.

Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).

You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “hipster” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.

The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “hipster” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity – “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy hipsters!” – so you project those feelings.

Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hipster; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.

tl;dr: if you believe hipsters exist, you are a plebeian.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dr. Pavel I'm CIA

I really think about this every day. Every time I see a large male, every time I think about a plane, every time somebody mentions the CIA, every time somebody asks about a mask, every time I weigh on the scale, every time somebody mentions the want to be a Dr. , every time somebody says they’re not their friends, every time somebody mentions loyalty, every time somebody mentions Batman.

Holy shit. It’s a part of me now. This scene is a big guy for me, and taking over my brain must have been a part of it’s plan. Of course, Bravo Nolan you’re a real human being and a true detective. I don’t know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell FOR YOU! I just can’t help it. Every dream I can remember for the past 6 months has had to do with this fucking scene. Even if it’s just the faintest sound of the plane. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. I can’t take it. My life is crashing with no survivors.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: We emulate ourselves and our ideal mate with hipster dress-up games

me irl

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: We emulate ourselves and our ideal mate with hipster dress-up games



A year ago, ~6 months ago, and today. In that order.