Recent posts by LukeMann on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Which newfag is your favorite?

Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

lukemann

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Topic: Off-topic / Kongristmas Secret Niceman 2015 (17 Participants)

Signing

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which newfag is your favorite?

zamininc

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJWk_KNbDHo

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by Zaminick:
Originally posted by LukeMann:

damn you got young

The camera removes 12 years.

Shame it couldn’t remove your 5lb lips.

ayyy I look fabulous
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is asexuality fake?

Does it exist? Yeah, probably.

Are 95% of people claiming to be asexual actually just virgin neckbeards? Yes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

damn you got young

The camera removes 12 years.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you rather be castrated or lose the ability to smell and taste?

Uh. The latter.

Would anybody actually rather be castrated?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Me at my sister’s wedding.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to be Popular

Yeah but 5 is right.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Single CROW discovers post count boosting secret that makes gevock furious

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by LukeMann:

How did the admins catch on?

People in OT can’t shut up about stuff like that.

Yeah but like, what did they do?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Last time you "OMFG F*** YEAH!"d

94% on my physical chemistry exam.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Single CROW discovers post count boosting secret that makes gevock furious

How did the admins catch on?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You and a Friend...

“Say nothing. Lawyer up.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / your current post count is how long you have to live.

Year and a half.

Just enough time to get my degree!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you feel about people who claim to love science but really don't?

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

The thing is that science is everything

I hope you don’t think you are a superman because you like doing math
Pop science may be sensationalist and hype-heavy but it presents it in a way that’s actually interesting as opposed to the approach some people have that involves stuffing boring numbers down people’s throats who just want to find out why the hell the sky is blue

You wanna know why the sky is blue?

This is why.

But of course, I suppose

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You wake up and see Obama

Originally posted by ArcadianFire:

I’d question why he is in my bedroom, neglecting his duties as an amateur golfer.

Q: Is it true that George W. Bush took more vacation days than Barack Obama?

A: Yes. Before his two-week trip to Martha’s Vineyard in August, Obama’s count was 125 full or partial days and Bush’s total at the same point in his presidency was 407.

Source: http://www.factcheck.org/2014/08/presidential-vacations/

 
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Topic: Off-topic / in as few words as you can. prove you're not a robot

Originally posted by yeasy:

I’m a robot.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You must get Hugged by your favorite Pokemon. If it doesn't have arms, it will rub against you instead. Are you lucky, or screwed?

Originally posted by ArcadianFire:

Did you make this thread as a form of bait or are you just genuinely unaware of the fact that people are going to attack you for making this?

QFT

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you feel about people who claim to love science but really don't?

You know, pop science followers. “Oh, space! So cool!”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did the Bible predict ISIS?

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Also just because something is circular doesn’t mean it’s false. Just look at religion.

Ahhhahahahhaa

Holy shit, I skimmed over that.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did the Bible predict ISIS?

You’re not another person. You’re you so you make your own decisions.

I didn’t choose to be me, thus any choices resulting from that decision are not mine. If god invented me and I make choices because I’m me, then it is God making those decisions. I’m just a middle-man. Thus God is responsible for any evil decisions I make.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did the Bible predict ISIS?

You choose what you think because you’re you.

This is circular as fuck. If I didn’t choose to be me, and if I make choices because I’m me, then it follows that I didn’t actually make those choices.

So if I truly did make those choices, then it logically follows that I must have chosen to be me. But we already established that I only choose because I’m me. So I chose to be me because I’m me. This is circular, hence the axiom must be rejected.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did the Bible predict ISIS?

Everyone decides what they’ll become. Of course a cynic like you won’t get that.

They decide based on what? Their soul’s way of thinking?

Because if you don’t choose your soul, then you can’t choose your soul’s way of thinking, and thus you cannot decide what you’ll become. Therefore there does not exist free will.

So if one has free will, then it logically follows that one had to have chosen one’s soul. But again, we have no way to freely decide which soul we choose without having a soul that we chose.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did the Bible predict ISIS?

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by LukeMann:

God gave us a soul when He created us.

So how did you choose your soul?

We choose what to do with our soul. If we’re evil we go to Hell and if we’re good we go to Heaven. Of course we have to praise God too because ungratefulness is evil.

But how do you choose what you do with your soul? Aren’t your choices a product of your soul’s personality? If so, and if you didn’t choose your soul, then you’re forced to do what your soul wants you to do. The soul that God forcibly gave to you. Remind me again how that is free will?