Recent posts by LukeMann on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by 15man:

i always thought Mikkmar was this like. . .
16ish year old dude that hit hit puberty at like 10. so he spent his 10-14 years hiting on chicks that haven’t even bled yet.
so by 16 he had long hair, stubble all over his face. weak as hell for all he dose is shitpost
when he was out in pubic he would quint his eyes not being used to sunlight. . .
JUST NOT A 8 YEAR OLD KID!

Uh, excuse me. We’re talking about my image now.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / "Follow thread" is gone?

Originally posted by zhs0O:
Originally posted by 15man:

chrome figs.
lern2addon

Chrome is the best browser, your Furfox browser is horrible, you are jealous.

>not using iceweasel
 
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Topic: Off-topic / "Follow thread" is gone?

Originally posted by Uberkorrektheit:

Their devs couldn’t figure out how to fix an exploit so they trashed the entire feature.

That exploit was a feature!
 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Crow descends the skies, offering you... THIRTY PILLS.

The twenty fifth pill will give you the power to travel through time, up to a week from the actual time.

is the most fun choice.

The twenty seventh pill will make you forever sad, in exchange for everyone else always being happy.

is the moral choice.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / "Follow thread" is gone?

Why? That was the only way I could access the amazing drama that the Mk.I photo thread ended in.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it wrong to be immensely aroused by your own beauty?

Originally posted by 15man:

korn says it’s okay

Oh fuck, Korn. I haven’t heard anybody reference them since 6th grade.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it wrong to be immensely aroused by your own beauty?

I’m wondering for a friend.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [PSA] An announcement to all scrubs

You are welcome to fuck off.

Please watch the language.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the fastest way to be hated by everyone?

Originally posted by Zaminick:
Originally posted by StOtS:

become a mod

actually bb

1. no one hates you, drk, or gevock
2. mods that are hated are hated before they are modded

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Tinychat selfie.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Amane has more discipline than all of you combinded.

Originally posted by mommyrocks2005:

We need IP bans.

but singapore
 
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Topic: Off-topic / An evil mage casts an evil spell on you: You are forced to be on OT for 8 full hours per day during 1 month

Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

Assuming the magical law of poor magic leads to loopholes applies, I would open OT up on a tab, have a bot peruse through the forum, and sleep during the period.

1 Thread every 10 Minutes, in a 480 minute time period, 48 threads (=

Oh shit you’re back.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by Fishstickz13:

Warning. No flexing accord in these pictures you have been warned.

Me imitating my hero Zam

Fucking classic.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / college

>exam
>average historically a 50%
>get a 98%

Will my father love me now?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is a "funposter"?

shitposters

 

Topic: Off-topic / Thinking of doing a rent-to-buy for this laptop!

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Topic: Off-topic / State, GPA, household income

West Virginia
3.50
$10,000 annually
Brown
5’10"
Left

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If OT isn't changing back to Off-Topic, can you at least change everything that says Off-Topic

Originally posted by NiceBane:

They just changed the url from off topic to on topic

i dont think this is an april fools joke.

PLEASE CHANGE IT TO OFF TOPIC YOU [Deleted] ADMINS

:D

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Quality Posting Tips

Everybody in OT is a shitposter. We used to have conversations. Now it’s just autistic bullshit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / PROOF that kong likes me, mafefe

You start arguments with little kids. Anybody who has to work with little kids enjoys when somebody takes the piss out of them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / college

discus colelge

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gab gets BTFO'ed by a dev

Oh shit. I thought that was just some kind of nonsense dev like me. But damn. LTF is a big series on kong!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you ok with your height

6,5 so I guess wood elf. If I could be 4 feet I would be dwarven

And therefore gay?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you ok with your height

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Are you kidding? I am as tall as an elf!

Like a Christmas elf or like a wood elf?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's OT's occupation?

Originally posted by dbzhs022:

I work at Dunkin Donuts and am going to go to college some day.

I heard if you work as a stripper, you can pay your way through college.