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Topic: Off-topic / Worst thing you've said to your parents

“I don’t love you.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do this and get your score

Originally posted by CYRYYY:

10 points

 
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Topic: Off-topic / >you will never ever lose your virginity

):

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I witnessed a crime

I got stopped by the police last night for underaged drinking, public intoxication, and criminal trespassing. Apparently parkouring up the side of a parking garage is frowned upon.


Originally posted by 65446333:
Originally posted by terroriztical:

yes. I’ve witnessed people being chased and attacked with fireworks + lighters, I’ve witnessed people going to abandoned buildings, I’ve witnessed sexual assault, fights, car speeding, stealing/theft, and more.

Bullshit.

Have you never been to a bar? Shit, my friend got groped by a dude walking past her. That’s sexual assault.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / post in this thread if you have a crush on an oter but you dont want to say it to them

oO_____Oo

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Roommate seems sad. Tips?

Originally posted by Ubervierte:

Tell him you’ll pray for him. It’s always good to know people have your back.

Quality bait!
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who will liberals side with on the Virginia shooting?

Originally posted by Ubervierte:

What’s the difference between taking away your rights slowly and all at once?

Are you implying gun violence is something that is necessary for the existence of the right to bear arms? Because Hillary just said in that tweet that we must act to stop gun violence. You assume the only way to do that is by removing the right to bear arms, which means you believe bearing arms leads to gun violence. Fucking liberal scum.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do you think man clings to the idea of GOD?

Originally posted by Ubervierte:
Originally posted by Nightshade210:
Originally posted by Ubervierte:
Originally posted by Nightshade210:

It seems to me that people think atheists go out of their way to bash religion, but I don’t believe in god, and I don’t mind religion. Atheism simply means that someone doesn’t believe in god, so no, atheists don’t “rely more on religion than the religious”.

Except they do because they keep trying to convince themselves and everyone around then there’s no God.

I just said that atheism simply means that one doesn’t believe in god. The thought that they go out of their way to bash religion is a stereotype. Sure there’re some atheists who attack religion, but most simply don’t believe in god, and don’t really care.

Find me someone that doesn’t do that and I show you someone that’s not an atheist.

No true atheist.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

No offense but that shirt is pretty dirty. You should prolly take it off.

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Originally posted by Ubervierte:

Great picture LukeMann. It’s as empty and pretentious as you.

Jealousy is ugly, uber.

lukespock.gif

A classic.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by burntfires22:

Noice filter duuude
Or is that just me being colour blind

The filter makes it art.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do you think man clings to the idea of GOD?

Like it or not, there are factors used to explain evolution that have been twisted or outright changed in order for their theory to even exist. Not saying it couldn’t happen that way, but it’s a little odd that elements of the theory go against the what that same science tells us happens one way.

I like how you just post vague bullshit because you don’t actually have an argument.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

It’s artsy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Braces yo

No, but I need them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do you think man clings to the idea of GOD?

How about the bit where you cherry-pick which elements zigged when they should have zagged in order to make evolution happen, despite the fact that your science says those elements will always zag?

I like how you just post vague bullshit because you don’t actually have an argument.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mental illnesses aren't real

Originally posted by DeathAndSyntaxes:

Hmm…

Liberalism is a mental illness.

Mental illnesses aren’t real.

Therefore liberalism is not real.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who will liberals side with on the Virginia shooting?

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

Not with the Constitution that’s for sure.

Ah yes, our Constitutional right to gun violence.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do you think man clings to the idea of GOD?

Originally posted by TheQuietGamer:

The same things can be said about the people who cling to the idea of evolution or whatever other stupid theory people have made up in order to explain how we all came to be.

>This is what creationists actually believe
 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Sperm-Givers place in deciding abortion

1) How much say should the sperm-giver have in deciding whether or not to keep it?

None.

2) Should said sperm-giver have to pay support for a child s/he did not want to be born?

I think I’d be fine with some sort of “financial abortion” system that provided the carrier with enough time to terminate if desired.

3) Should a sperm giver have more say in the pregnancy if s/he was raped/deceived?

No child support should be owed ever in the case of rape. Deception is a trickier situation.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to fight the 2 party system: tips for 2016

Originally posted by mysticvortex13:

really though, this could all be solved by removing the electoral college.

Please explain to me how this would solve the issue.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mental illnesses aren't real

1. Illnesses are caused by something material but the soul is immaterial so it can’t be sick.

Holy shit, could you be more wrong?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you a big guy (for me)? Do you have autistic tendancies? Do you like e-legos? Well you came to the right place! (OT Minecraft Autism)

Originally posted by aguspal:

https://minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user=Zaminick

Lolstorms.

https://minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user=LukeMann
 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by Kazeelex:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:

i wont post a pic of myself if luke doesn’t lick his left nipple

If he attempts it will you? Because if not, you’re saying “do something impossible or I won’t do it”

lol it isnt impossible he just didn’t want to

It’s impossible unless I cut my nipple off, because I’m not a fucking fatass whose manboobs can reach all the way to my tongue.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

luke if you post a pic of you licking your left nipple ill post a pic of me

My boobs are too small for my tongue to reach it.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by LukeMann:

My hair is on fleek.

In case you all didn’t see it.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Tinychat Thread: OT Edition

Originally posted by Hallucent:

Come on