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Topic: Off-topic / How many people have you slept with this week?

Originally posted by LukeMann:

Zero. Had a date tonight, but we rescheduled. She’s coming over to my place this weekend.

:|

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Maths Halp

.91*.8+x*.2=.89

x=(.89-.91*.8)/.2

x=.81

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

Then since $U\subseteq X$, we have $Cl(U) = Cl(U\cap X) = Cl(U)\cap X$. Note that since $V\subseteq X$, we have $Cl(U)\cap X \supseteq Cl(U)\cap V$. Since $U$ is closed, we have $Cl(U)=U$.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your least favorite part of your day?

The parts where I’m awake.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why do(es) a collection of atoms care about anything?

You’re not a collection of atoms — you’re the information between a collection of atoms.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why the fuck do i feel like nothing's real?

Dissociative episodes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does your screen name mean?

It is my name.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your relationship like with your parents?

Never met my father. My mother is scum of the earth.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HAPPY 4/20 BLAZE IT

Originally posted by MaginManiac7:
Originally posted by Mafefe_Classic:

ITT: people who have never seen marijuana IRL post stoner maymays

Hey man I’m cool I once smoked weed and then only coughed and cried simultaneously for the next few hours

Same.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A strange man raids your city

I embrace the sweet release of death, thanking him.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

You don’t understand, CocoaPuff310.
If the socks are not visible, the socks are not being worn.
Have you know heard of Schrodinger’s Sock?

It was a dark and stormy night. Erwin huddled under his covers as he had done numerous times that summer. As the wind and rain lashed at the window, he feared having to retreat to the storm cellar once again. The residents of Erwin’s apartment building sought shelter whenever there were threats of tornadoes in the area. While it was safe down there, Erwin feared the ridicule he would face once again from the other school boys. In the rush to the cellar, Erwin seemed to always end up with a random pair of socks, and the other boys teased him about it mercilessly.

Not that Erwin hadn’t tried hard to solve this problem. He had a very simple collection of socks—black or white, for either school or play; short or long, for either trousers or lederhosen. After the first few teasing episodes from the other boys, Erwin had sorted his socks into two separate drawers. He placed all the black socks in one drawer and all the white socks in another drawer. Erwin figured he could determine an individual sock’s length in the dark of night simply by feeling it, but he had to have them presorted into white and black because the apartment generally lost power before the call to the shelter.

Unfortunately, Erwin found that this presorting of the socks by color was ineffective. Whenever he reached into the white sock drawer and chose two long socks, or two short socks, there was a 50% probability of any one sock being black or white. The results from the black sock drawer were the same. The socks seemed to have “forgotten” the color that Erwin had determined previously.

Erwin also tried sorting the socks into two drawers based upon their length, without regard to color. When he chose black or white socks from these long and short drawers, the socks had also “forgotten” whether they were long or short.

After these fruitless attempts to solve his problem through experiments, Erwin decided to save himself the fashion embarrassment, and he replaced his sock collection with a set of medium length brown socks. However, he continued to ponder the mysteries of the socks throughout his childhood.

After many years of daydreaming about the mystery socks, Erwin Schrödinger proposed his theory of “Quantum Socks” and become famous. And that is the beginning of the story of the quantum socks.

The End.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Its still snowing outside !!

My local IHOP delivers.

Though if I’m ever in the mood for it, I could just drink a bag of sugar instead.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Its still snowing outside !!

Originally posted by Heather:

Yesterday I went to the Tim Hortons in Oakland an they only serve Time Hortons coffee, nothing else, no timbits. It was a super let down :(

There’s a Tim Hortons about a mile from my apartment that sells timbits.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official John Kasich For President Masterthread

Originally posted by Kasic:
Originally posted by visitor6666:

Kasich is taking the low-road to the presidency, he is the epitome of hypocrisy.

I don’t think he believes he’ll be the presidential nominee. He’s just trying to have the not-absolute-worst candidate still running win by helping the 2nd-worst-absolute candidate still running win. Which isn’t very democratic.

Trump is a better candidate than Cruz.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How many people have you slept with this week?

Zero. Had a date tonight, but we rescheduled. She’s coming over to my place this weekend.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your dream job?

Mathematician

Edit: Theoretical astrochemist is a close 2nd.


I may very well be doing theoretical astrochemistry research for my PhD, which would be fucking amazing. I might also end up taking a masters in theoretical chem and then pursuing a PhD in graph theory. So both my dream jobs are within reach!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I had sex with my classmate

Did you say, “See you later, boy”? after you left?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So Now You Can Turn Your Ashes Into a Vinyl...

X Gon’ Give It To Ya

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You have to sacrifice 10 singers to bring one singer of your choice back to life

Remember when Zam used to be kind of attractive?

Because after seeing that photo, I’m having a hard time remembering.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / so i just had a fiveguys

WTF I just ordered a fvieguys.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the most important lessons you’ve learned in life?

astrology

lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HAPPY! St. Patrick's Day

Originally posted by Yourmum12:
Originally posted by LukeMann:
Originally posted by Yourmum12:

yeah it is, you’re dumb

Rude

8===D

o wow, a life-sized version of ur dick!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HAPPY! St. Patrick's Day

Originally posted by Yourmum12:

yeah it is, you’re dumb

Rude

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HAPPY! St. Patrick's Day

it’s not rude if it’s true

That’s not how that works.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HAPPY! St. Patrick's Day

Originally posted by Yourmum12:
Originally posted by LukeMann:
Originally posted by littlemike1:

I’m also hyped because that’s my birthday.

Are you my friend whose birthday is also today?

that’s funny i thought you had no friends

Rude