Recent posts by LukeMann on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / If there are 7 billion people on Earth

Slightly less.

Topic: Off-topic / Music Time with OT

Originally posted by Ninjitsu_Pirate:

I like this song. Pretty catchy.

Oh, hello, 2008.

Topic: Off-topic / How cultured are you, /2/

>Didn’t get Congo
>Didn’t get Eritrea

>MFW MFT betrays his homeland

Topic: Off-topic / How cultured are you, /2/

65/196 fuck geography

Also I forgot some really obvious ones like Panama and Israel.

Also, I couldn’t figure out how to spell Kazakhstan.

Topic: Off-topic / >Get a C in biology

Originally posted by gluCROWse:

Originally posted by LukeMann:

Luckily I got an A in chemistry which is the class I actually cared about.

Got a B in honors calc 2, which I was expecting. Still a bit sad that it ruined my 4.0, though.

>implying anyone cares about highschool grades after u get in college
>implying any of the “good” colleges will let in a pheasant like you

…Are you a fucktard? I’m in uni, you dolt.

Originally posted by fma1:

In college, your grade does not depend on your individual percentage. It depends on your performance relative to the average of the class. This means that the average for your class was higher than 87%. You were slightly below average, so you got a C.

Not in this class… or most of my classes. I mean, it’s curved up if most people failed, but never curved down. Also, I scored 10-15% higher than the class average on each of the 4 exams (unsure about the final).

Also, biology sucks. It’s probably the worst science class to take. I would rather take physics or chemistry (which is what I’m doing right now).

Yeah, chemistry is objectively the most fun science.

Topic: Off-topic / >Get a C in biology

Luckily I got an A in chemistry which is the class I actually cared about.

Got a B in honors calc 2, which I was expecting. Still a bit sad that it ruined my 4.0, though.

Topic: Off-topic / Need Help Disproving Myself Proving 1 = 2

Originally posted by KiNGDOMHEARST:

(a+x)^2 is not a^2 +x^2

clap clap

Topic: Off-topic / >Get a C in biology

>Calculate grade with posted scores
>Got 87%
>Contact biology professor regarding mistake
>Waiting to hear back
>TFW

ITT: Discuss biology and/or grades and/or mistakes.

Topic: Off-topic / Need Help Disproving Myself Proving 1 = 2

[(a+x)/x] 2 = [(2x)/x] 2
(a 2 +x 2 )/x 2 = (2 2 × 2 )/x 2

(a+x) ² != (a ² + x ²)

It equals a ² + 2ax + x ²

Thus, we have:

(a ² + 2ax + x ² )/(x ²) = 4
1 + 2a/x + 1 = 4
2a/x = 2
a/x = 1
a=x

Topic: Off-topic / Give me a writing prompt and I will write a short story about it.

Rules: I’m lazy as fuck and probably won’t ever write anything.

Topic: Off-topic / fav kong user??

Originally posted by Chlorodeformed:

Originally posted by LukeMann:

Wait, why are you here?

Why are YOU here, Mr. College? On vacation? How unfortunate…

Week-long break before summer classes start.

Topic: Off-topic / Music Time with OT

Currently Playing: Europe – The Final Countdown

Post songs you’re currently listening to / recently found / hate with a seething passion!

Topic: Off-topic / fav kong user??

Originally posted by Retardedmoose:

Or possibly Hallucent.

Wait, why are you here?

Topic: Off-topic / fav kong user??

Probably Aldir.

Topic: Off-topic / >Locks threads

>Doesn’t tell why

OT, are you ever annoyed when somebody does an action that negatively affects you and won’t take a simple 30 seconds to tell you why they’re doing it?

Topic: Off-topic / >At home with family for 3 months

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

Hey, hey guys!
I have an idea, let’s treat OT like 4chan even though the rules/guidelines say not to!

>Read rules

>They say go to 4chan if you want an imageboard

>Sharing a story with one image attached at the end is using OT as an imageboard

>MFW sosusline is benned so hard

Topic: Off-topic / To the online daters..

Originally posted by Hallucent:

When you said online dating, I thought you meant something like okcupid.com or another dating site, which is perfectly fine.

But the kind of online dating that kongregate users do is stupid. Just sweet-talking each other and claiming that you are “dating”, even though you’ve never met each other in person.
I don’t consider these relationships to be real, and I will openly mock you if I find out you do it.

Like you and Laine.

Topic: Off-topic / >At home with family for 3 months

>Stepfather says liberals shouldn’t have a right to free speech because he doesn’t want to hear it

>Be conservative

>Still think what he said is fucktarded

>MFW I’m stuck here for another 90 days.

Topic: Off-topic / What was the last living thing that touched your penis?

There are currently many microbes touching it right now.

Topic: Off-topic / PC gamers are killing gaming

Just buy a console which has better online communities, are more common, WAY less cheap (and pull off just about the same graphics) and have a controller which is better than a mouse.

I died inside. 10/10 would get trolled again.

1) faggot i fucked ur mum
2) My PC is cheaper than any console that isn’t a Wii. Oh, and it’s also a computer.
3) PC graphics blow shitty current-gen graphics out of the water and in 6 months will blow next-gen graphics out of the water.
4) Controllers fucking suck. There’s a reason they don’t have cross-platform multiplayer; PC players always wreck the competition, even with consoles plebs having auto-aim.

Topic: Off-topic / Official 9/11 Discussion Thread

Originally posted by epicdude3:

How is this guy famous

Wit?

Topic: Off-topic / Official 9/11 Discussion Thread

Originally posted by CowFriend:

I don’t understand why you keep posting these copypasta.

>copypasta

Get out.

Topic: Off-topic / Official 9/11 Discussion Thread

Originally posted by bjjdude:

You have to be trolling.

I’m not.

Topic: Off-topic / MadJedi Says The Users Can Change The Forum

I’m not sure if DMinor is being sarcastic or not.

Topic: Off-topic / Official 9/11 Discussion Thread

I have always been a patriotic American and always will be, but the truth remains that Satan is the god of this world (2nd Corinthians 4:4). We should pray for our country’s leaders as 1st Timothy 2:1-2 commands us to do, but this does not mean blindly supporting them. Deceivers like Bill O’Reilly at FOX NEWS have labeled anyone who vocally disagrees with The White House as being “unpatriotic.” That’s just plain old, rotten, dirty, media irresponsibility. What ever happened to the First Amendment, you know, the freedom of speech, religion, press, the right to assemble and petition our government? Bill O’Reilly is a disgrace to his profession for expecting Americans to support the high crimes being committed in Washington D.C.

While people sit home across America in front of their TV, deliberately being shown reality videos of their fellow citizens committing crimes to nurture distrust in society; television producers won’t dare expose the hideous crimes being committed by high-ranking leaders—trillions of stolen taxpayer dollars, convicted government thieves (like Phillip Winn) being pardoned, the Communist administrative 4th branch of government, the treasonous crimes of allowing U.S. borders to remain open and refusing to prosecute illegals, the illegal war in Iraq, and on and on. There is much garbage being shown on TV today that is causing Americans not to trust anyone anymore. This is deliberate as part of the ongoing attack against the American family. We are living in a sicko society today, who love to watch sicko TV shows, praise sicko celebrities, and vote for sicko politicians like Obama who supports infanticide.

It took the deaths of millions of people to secure our freedoms in America, but it only took the death of 2,7521 people on 911 to surrender our rights to the New World Order.

There are still some decent leaders in government (such as Texas Congressman Ron Paul) who need our prayers. However, we should also pray that God would bring swift judgment upon those evil leaders in our own US government who are helping to destroy our freedoms as US citizens. Our government is doing what they do in OUR NAME. We have a right to hold them accountable. Our government is spending OUR MONEY, we have every right to know how that money is being spent. Some believers may feel that it is anarchy to speak out against the government. Nothing could be further from the truth. The First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution gives us the LEGAL RIGHT to peaceably ASSEMBLE and PROTEST against our government. If we don’t, we WILL lose our rights!