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Topic: Off-topic / What's up with your room?

I consider the things on my walls to be an expression of myself.

That’s why they’re blank and without any personality.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT students thread

I’m in college.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Whats the game you have replayed the most times?

Originally posted by pink_princess:

Super Mario sunshine.

I’ve beaten this one twice; and almost beaten once.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are your opinions on Natalia Poklonskaya?

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

who

Natalia Poklonskaya
 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are your opinions on Natalia Poklonskaya?

As an attorney, Poklonskaya rendered public service to Ukraine from 2002 to February 2014, working in various Prosecutor’s Offices or as an assistant district attorney. During the 2014 Crimean crisis, she resigned from Ukrainian service and was appointed Prosecutor General of Crimea on 11 March 2014; a press conference given by Poklonskaya on that day resulted in Poklonskaya becoming an Internet phenomenon. After Crimea came under Russian control, her appointment was confirmed by Russian authorities on 25 March 2014, around the same time Ukrainian judicial authorities declared her as a wanted criminal.

Any thoughts?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Whats the game you have replayed the most times?

Originally posted by spiderprostitute:
Originally posted by LukeMann:
Originally posted by spiderprostitute:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:

tf2

Though as far as a game with a campaign that I’ve beaten the most? Probably Tony Hawk’s Underground or Super Mario RPG.
Tony hawk underground? My niqqa

This fucker’s still my most hated video game character.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Whats the game you have replayed the most times?

Originally posted by spiderprostitute:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:

tf2

Though as far as a game with a campaign that I’ve beaten the most? Probably Tony Hawk’s Underground or Super Mario RPG.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / if u were born in ot, what parents would you have based on posting

Originally posted by unicorns:

rolby would be my dad and spiderprostitute could be my mom becus i love her and shes so hot

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Wearing the same clothes twice in a row

Originally posted by xDaniBananix:

I think people think I do this even though I don’t. I just happen to own a kajillion pairs of the same yoga pants and leggings.

How excited are you for pumpkin spice season in a few months?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by spiderprostitute:

No one cares dude.

Originally posted by LukeMann:

“Lol, you fail to realize puberty doesn’t end until you’re like 19.” —spiderprostitute

Good job, have some goodboy points.
Woohoo! Chicken tendies for days.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would you do if your fiancee rejected the ring as not good enough?

Break up with her for being a materialistic cunt.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

“Lol, you fail to realize puberty doesn’t end until you’re like 19.” —spiderprostitute

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by One4A11:
Originally posted by LukeMann:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:

jesus fucking christ ur hair

I didn’t have any say in how I got my hair cut until I moved out.

Guessing it was always the same style of hair too right?

Yes.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT parents

Originally posted by spiderprostitute:

Why would I inform my parents of what I do online

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

jesus fucking christ ur hair

I didn’t have any say in how I got my hair cut until I moved out.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Age like 12 or 13 I guess?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you think public breastfeeding should be acceptable?

Yes, obviously. What the fuck.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

>SEE THE THREAD BUMPED BY LUKEMANN
>WANTING TO SEE MORE LUKEMANN
>NO MORE LUKEMANN
DAMNIT LUKEMANN

soon, bb
 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by DeathAndSyntaxes:

You’re the worst. Why can’t you limit yourself to a furry avatar and spare the children?

Also note that mods delete a furry post in two minutes, but a video of a guy shitting on his face and eating it took an hour to remove.

Well the mods had to jerk it to that film before removing it.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / A tough dilemma

Originally posted by braves055:

Would you rather have Donald Trump or Sarah Palin as president and why?

Don’t ask why I need to know.

Are you Sarah Palin wondering if you should run for president in 2016?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Most Wanted Shitposters [UZZ PLEASE STICKY]

Originally posted by DeathAndSyntaxes:

Stop spamming, Luke. You’re contributing to the problem.

Literally the only thing OT is good for is shitposting.

Also don’t use my real name in the forums; reported for doxxing.

edit: And you never replied to my post.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Weed

Originally posted by pink_princess:

Call the police. That way you can see for yourself what the consequences really are and you can make an informed decision about whether or not you want to smoke too.

This doesn’t look like sarcasm…
 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Most Wanted Shitposters [UZZ PLEASE STICKY]

Originally posted by LukeMann:

Why do you HATE CROWS? :<<<<<<<


spiderprostitute – She used to be a hostile, shallow, stupid cunt who would never engage in a discussion. Now she’s a hostile, shallow, stupid cunt who engages in discussions.

She seems fine to me.


it would be like analyzing a bottle of water.

lol


You should add that LELOBSTERARMY guy to the list as well. No reason to have Amane and not have a different meaningless spammer.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Old Usernames.

@all

Cocoa is no longer underaged, so her account which was banned for being underaged is now unbanned. Easy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you think of Free the Nipple?

Originally posted by DeathAndSyntaxes:

I don’t understand why you’re all working under this assumption that women wearing skimpier clothes are more likely to be raped. It only seems like this obvious and unassailable truth to you because you’ve been told it over and over. Do you have hard evidence that there is a direct correlation between skimpy clothing (or lack of clothing) and a risk of being raped?

I don’t have any evidence, but some armchair psychology says skimpier clothing == rise in testosterone with men (this is fact) == increased violence in men (pretty sure this is fact) == increased rape
Originally posted by DeathAndSyntaxes:

I don’t think it’s fair to compare scantily dressed women with prostitutes, even though they’re both lying on the same side of the spectrum of open sexuality. Prostitutes are raped and abused because they’re vulnerable—they can’t very well report every rape to the police considering their line of work.

Do you think having sex with a prostitute then refusing to pay her is rape? I’m asking for a friend.