Recent posts by LukeMann on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

RUNNING SHOES AND JEANS

Nigga I wasn’t trying on the shoes. I wore them because they’re easy to slip off and on when I’m trying on a bunch of different clothes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who has the most posts in Kongregate?

Like we’re all going to stay here for that long.

Right? How much of a loser would you have to be to rack up 10k posts on OT?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO PROVE QUALITY > QUANTITY

Would you rather suck 100 STD-riddled dicks or one clean dick?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's chess competition

Originally posted by radar816:

If a computer can be a human at a game, it is considered a “solved game”, look it up.

A solved game is a game in which an optimal strategy has been determined, dumbass.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's chess competition

Originally posted by radar816:

Yeah, I don’t have the eidetic memory needed for chess. How about Go, which is chess for people who have actual tactics and strategy, not a book memorized.

>Being this new
 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

is this real life

You know it. 2Euphoric4U

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Tinychat Thread (OOTT)

Made mostly because /kongregationTC is the only TC anyone uses anymore.

lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by uzzbuzz:

[Lukemann picture]

I want those jeans :3

They’re incredible.

Levi’s 511s.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Why does everybody think I’m a hipster?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by dias17se:

Nice jacket Luke.

http://i.imgur.com/EhEKtFi.jpg Yeah, it’s definitely my favorite purchase in recent history.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

My new look: The double fedora.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:

You also had a lot more acne before.

Oh dear God, don’t remind me.

Accutane is amazing.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by Gabidou99:

Luke looks like a nerd.

I mean, the shirt was too large for me and I didn’t feel like trying on a medium.
Originally posted by ilvon:
Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

Holy crap gain some weight Luke. I swear we’re like the same size soon. Though is every photo of yourself recently of yourself shopping? Golly gosh I do need some new jeans, maybe I’ll take a selfie while jean shopping at some point. Awesomesauce though!

Luke was a fucking sumo wrestler like 3 years ago

I was never that fat. I’ve only lost like 30 pounds.

You…transformed .-.

The poverty diet is strong in me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / No Shave November

No; all I can grow is neckbeard.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hallucent's Official "Don't Let MmeBunneh Starve" Page

How many eggs is that and how big is the pan?

 

Topic: Off-topic / Solusi Obat Telat Bulan Aman & Terpercaya Hub : 085659864846

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Topic: Off-topic / >Heather

Originally posted by dias17se:

Heather is currently tied with Emily Greer in hotness.

Why are you making it so hard to be a woman in the games industry?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Emily is FOR avocado disobedience!

Also when you say a statistical test shows your results are accurate at a 99.9% confidence level, you should probably say what statistical test you’re using or I’m just going to assume you’re a liar.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your proudest achievement on Kong?

>implying postcount ever matters.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Emily is FOR avocado disobedience!

I just don’t understand why the CEO of a company would complain about some minor bullshit. Honestly, I’m amazed that the amount of harassment is so low. Shit, I’ve gotten more harassing messages than Emily Greer and I’ve got comparatively a hell of a lot fewer total shouts.

So using her logic, it’s harder to be a male in the games industry on Kongregate than it is to be a female in the games industry.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Emily is FOR avocado disobedience!

It’s so hard for women in the industry these days, getting one harassing message every 3 months.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 300 reasons America is the best country on Earth

18. Most technologically advanced country in the world

Not for long…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Checkers or Chess

No, if both sides play perfectly, the one who first made a move, white, will win.

Fucking prove it, bitch. Because chess is not solved.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Checkers or Chess

Well luke.. same with chess. Only it’s more complicated.
If both sides play perfectly it will be a stalemate in chess.

Chess has not been solved; we have no idea if this is true or not.