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Topic: Off-topic / drunk oting

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by LukeMann:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

rum is yum

that’s actually a lie
it’s pretty gross

Rum’s fucking delicious you bastard take that back!

No

Fuc kyou
 
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Topic: Off-topic / The ULTIMATE DEFENSE aganist smoking, alcoholic drinks, drugs, and all other sort of potentially harmfull addictions...

Drinking and drugs are really fun though. Why do you hate fun?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / BEST OR HOTTEST (in your own opinion)OTer?

oh right, luke too- pretty decent dude

I’ll take it!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should Incest be Legal?

Grooming is a thing, so no.


Originally posted by ChristianFriend:

No, because it goes against God´s will.

Leviticus 18:8-18

“Do not have sexual relations with your father’s wife; that would dishonor your father.”
“Do not have sexual relations with your sister, either your father’s daughter or your mother’s daughter, whether she was born in the same home or elsewhere.”

So if my father’s divorced, shagging me mum is fine — at least based on what I’m reading.

Also daughter sex is fine. Hell, it’s even Biblical — just ask Lot!


Because if you get her pregnant and she chooses to keep the baby, that baby has a very significant chance of having severe medical problems. Even putting aside the morality of bringing a retarded/deformed baby into the world (which is downright evil if you know there’s a significant risk), those medical problems result in medical resources being redirected to your broken-ass kid. (That’s also a reason why you should be forced to vaccinate your kid, but that’s another topic for another day.)

I read somewhere that a brother and sister having a child has about the same risk re: mental issues as a 40 year old woman giving birth. Are you in favor of age-restrictions regarding pregnancies?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / drunk oting

Originally posted by adv0catus:

rum is yum

that’s actually a lie
it’s pretty gross

Rum’s fucking delicious you bastard take that back!
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you beleive its possible for a christian to support GAY marriage?

Originally posted by Willdo201:

The book of Revelation states that there will be people who have sat in church for many years yet, God will tell them; “Depart from me, I never knew you.”

For example: hate-filled people.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do atheists hate God?

Because atheists work for the devil (even though they aren’t aware of it and will never admit it).

Our Dark Lord better start giving me my paycheck or I’m gonna be pissed.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why is it your buisness who gets married if you DO support gay marriage, but if you dont support gay marriage its not your buisness who gets married?

Originally posted by Willdo201:

First off, I DON’T support “Gay marriage” for several reasons. I don’t believe it’s right, I don’t believe that it’s biblical, and I don’t believe that defiling regular marriage is “good” for the country. I also believe that “Gays” only account for approximately 1% of the country, yet we are changing our marriage laws for that 1%? Seems like the tail wagging the dog to me.

I remember when I was 12.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / BEST OR HOTTEST (in your own opinion)OTer?

Male:
Gevock
Fishstickz13 (ur fucking massive)

Hey.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you satisfied with your life?

Yeah, it’s pretty neat. Job’s going well. Friends are good, for the most part; I’ve made a lot of new ones in the last year. Really starting to get my life together.

It could always be better, you know. I’m still too afraid to hit on grills. But all in all, I’d say I’m happy most of the time.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / House

mother

I have great maternal instincts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / House

I would be Luke Mann.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Where do atheists morals come from ?

Why would anyone do the right thing if they know they won’t be rewarded for it and why would anyone avoid doing the wrong thing if they know they won’t be punished for it?

I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S REAL AND WHAT’S BAIT

 
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Topic: Off-topic / SURRENDER TO THE HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISM SPECTRUM

Originally posted by Ubersommer:

You get rid of autism by getting rid of the people. Do I have to spell everything out for you?

It’s simple — we kill the autists.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do atheists hate God?

I was talking to a couple of atheists the other day and they told me that they “actively hate God, and want to kill him.” They weren’t understanding how blasphemous they were being. Why would anybody hate an all-knowing all-powerful perfect being????

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is transsexuality really bad?

Reminds me of LukeMann. I can only assume starting a conversation with “You´re a troll !!!” is standard in whatever 3rd world country these people live.

I’ll have you know I’m a God-fearing American citizen.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is transsexuality really bad?

Formalized logic is code for Marxist indoctrination. No thank you but I think for myself.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is transsexuality really bad?

I speak English not robot.

You’re either saying you don’t understand formalized logic, which makes you ignorant; or you’re saying you’re opposed to using logic, which makes you mentally retarded a good baiter.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is transsexuality really bad?

We can become everything we want to become.

I want to become a woman.

Thanks for being so supportive of me, uber!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is transsexuality really bad?

Keep telling yourself it’s not your fault you sin. Just don’t be surprised God doesn’t buy that excuse when Judgment Day comes.

Will do.

Out of curiosity, I presume you believe you have a soul which grants you free will. Does everybody have the same type of soul or do souls have certain “personalities”?

If the latter, did you have the free will to choose your soul’s personality or did God sculpt it for you?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is transsexuality really bad?

Free will exists. You decided to type this.

No I didn’t. A complex biological machine received an input and gave an output. Not fully understanding the nature of a function does not mean the function has free will.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Airlines should have short descriptions of the people who've chosen seats.

Originally posted by Ubersommer:

You’re the sweaty fat guy so no one healthy will want to sit with you.

>5’10" 140 lbs

ok.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is transsexuality really bad?

You misunderstand the story. God couldn’t have stopped us because loving Him is meaningless without free will. He told us we couldn’t eat the fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil but we did it anyway. We performed the first act of evil by defying our Lord.

God created Adam and Eve and endowed them with certain qualities. God, being all-knowing, knew that giving them these qualities would cause them to sin. Adam and Eve did not choose to have these qualities bestowed upon them; they were forced upon the two by God. Thus God forced Adam and Eve to sin, and free will does not exist.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Petition to outlaw religious threads

Originally posted by James146:
Originally posted by Mafefe_Classic:

what would athe, the god of atheism, do?

I don’t think atheists believe in God.

Everyone knows Atheism is a religion. It’s the worship of Athe.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Airlines should have short descriptions of the people who've chosen seats.

I don’t like having to pick a seat at random and hope I don’t get stuck next to a sweaty fat guy.