Recent posts by LukeMann on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / >mfw come back to OT after a few days

>few days

Ok.


Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

It’s kind of why I don’t tell many people about this place.

That’s… A good idea.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Tinychat Thread (OOTT)

Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

you know that clicking the youtube time bar only effects your own video

This scrub.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's [Official] PokeMMO thread v2.0

I literally just finished playing this with 2 of my friends.

2spooky

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just read the OT guidelines,

>Reading

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Devise a paradox

I have to commend you for thinking that up, though (if you’re the one who actually made it). That was pretty interesting.

Sadly, I stole it. I learned about it today and thought it was appropriate to share here.

no one will get the money unless they are actually going to drink the poison afterward. This means only masochists will be able to get the money.

Or if they’re an irrational operator!


Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

If a god could do anything, he would be able too create a stone he could not lift.
I’ll let that sit for a minute.

Yes. An all-powerful being can do whatever the hell an all-powerful being wants. The answer to any question beginning with, “Can an all powerful being,” is always a resounding yes.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Devise a paradox

An eccentric billionaire has a machine that can tell your intent. He has a vial of poison that will put you in immense pain for a day if you drink it. You will have the chance to drink it tomorrow at noon. He tells you that one hour prior to drinking the poison, he will scan your mind to see if you intend to drink the poison. If you intend to drink the poison, he will wire one million USD into your bank account immediately. If you do not intend to drink the poison, he simply leaves.

However, he stresses the fact that you do not have to drink the poison. You merely must intend to drink it an hour beforehand.

What happens?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is something that you tried once, and will never try again?

Originally posted by Seesine:

tried eating spinach.
disgusting.

Are you 8?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Discuss how whites are the superior race.

Originally posted by Aldir:

Anyone who doesn’t admit whites are superior are either not white and wish they could be, or are silly race traitors just waiting to be hanged.

>Said the African


Does Ritz still at least lurk the forum?

RITZ WAS BLACK?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / That moment...

Originally posted by Aldir:

I got 100% sync in Black Flag and I don’t really care anymore

Your father would be proud.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Zamininc's weightlifting BEGINNER routine

So two rest days in a row when the cycle repeats?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who's that OTer?

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

Is it… Is it me?

That one was you yes.

>implying I’ve never not shitposted
Originally posted by TerribleToaster:

(It’s just FrogmanX) How did you know!

http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/frogmanx
http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/frogmanex

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you join the peace corp?

No, you fucking hipster.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i am a satanist

How’s the 8th grade going?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Remember when I wanted to live in the wild and fix the world? I still do.

Fuck off.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who's that OTer?

I was on inactive mode. A couple of posts every few months doesn’t really constitute being here.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who's that OTer?

Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

The ZAMMY question of the day:

-I hate this guy
-I contributed to his leaving of OT

lukemann

>Implying I didn’t leave to focus on my studies.

Okay I’ll post one.

-Ugly
-Doesn’t shitpost ALL the time
-Recently came back after a hiatus
-Likes BrBa so he isn’t THAT bad

Is it… Is it me?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If for some reason you had to leave your country with only $10,000 to your name, where would you go?

Canada

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When people make post milecount threads

Originally posted by Meistheman:
Originally posted by LukeMann:

I notice everybody who hates it in this thread has a low post count.

HMM…..

This is clearly an invitation to shitpost.

k.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / When people make post milecount threads

I notice everybody who hates it in this thread has a low post count.

HMM…..

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

I didn’t realize OT couldn’t handle a bra.
Let’s move on then, I guess.

Oh fuck, the memories. Top fucking kek.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Explain the difference

The woman on the right was a suicide bomber. The woman on the left blogs.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official 2014 FIFA World Cup Thread

Messi receiving his Golden Ball award.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does 0.99... = 1? Let's debate!

Oh boy. Do you have an infinite amount of people checking? Well, do you? What I’m talking about is some chance that the people checking might be wrong.

That’s not how it fucking works, you belligerent horsefucker.

Arrogant

What the fuck? Stating a fucking fact does not make me arrogant. You’re just a fucking dumbass.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just a daily reminder I was the best poster of the new generation. And I still am.

Originally posted by Hallucent:

Define “the new generation”.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Guys, I need help with my homework.

Originally posted by CowFriend:

Ya you did. Go ahead and use this method on your next math test and you’ll ace it.

thx!