Recent posts by King_Matt on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / I found a pic of Gevock and his family omg

Busted.

Topic: Off-topic / I found a pic of Gevock and his family omg

Originally posted by Gevock:

Get that picture of my children off here D:

If that really was you, you would just remove the post.

Topic: Off-topic / There are 12 buttons in front of you...

You guys are full of bullshit. Even if you don’t believe in religion, everything else on those buttons are at least 5 times worse.

Cancer
Pollution
Rape, Torture, and Pedophilia

Topic: Off-topic / OT is now a dragon

It’s Puff the Magic Dragon.

Topic: Off-topic / My crush treats me like shit

Go to /adv/ for shit like this.

Topic: Off-topic / My crush treats me like shit

Originally posted by commie_commander:

Originally posted by SwagToast:

Originally posted by Jeimuzu185:

Explain how

This might sound cheesy but she ignores me a lot and yells and me n shit it makes me sadface :C

But yeah I think i’ll probably find another one, since like 3 of my friends like her too.

NO! You must get rid of the competition like a true capitalist: By acquiring ALL of their assets

I misread it as asses.

Topic: Off-topic / My crush treats me like shit

Is she a sadist?

Topic: Off-topic / Official Dave Morris Thread

Originally posted by LukeMann:

Originally posted by King_Matt:

Dave Morris isn’t suicidal.

What?

Topic: Off-topic / Official Dave Morris Thread

Topic: Off-topic / Official Dave Morris Thread

Topic: Off-topic / Official Dave Morris Thread

Topic: Off-topic / The ENOUGH rant

ENOUGH with those rants

Topic: Off-topic / Where in the world is...Dave Morris

Originally posted by Sonicdude2:

Originally posted by King_Matt:

Originally posted by Sonicdude2:

Is this “Myslef” garbage anywhere else on the internet?

knowyourmeme.com

Originally posted by Tomatoman:

It is only on knowyourmeme.com because you guys put it there. Nobody else participates in this meme besides like 10 of you guys.

Why did you quote that?

Topic: Off-topic / OT is now a robot

Beep boo boo bop
Bee boo bop

Topic: Off-topic / Operation redball (GENERAL'S ORDERS

It’s completely destroyed :D

Topic: Off-topic / My half-blind, epileptic cat is losing her fur!

Why are you asking OT for help?

Topic: Off-topic / Who is on JV?

Originally posted by ritzfitz91:

I hate when people use acronyms.

ffs.

welp

I don’t use JV

It was supposed to be ironic.

Topic: Off-topic / Who is on JV?

I hate when people use acronyms.
Just type the damn thing out, ffs.

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef

Originally posted by fishstickz13:

Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:

Wow there are a lot of little kids here

omg i shud not b lik that
we al r 13 k?

i no i only 13 i tlk liek dis nd stuffs!!!!!!

Topic: Off-topic / OT want this shirt

I lol’d.

Topic: Off-topic / you find yourself in a room

Originally posted by Kablob:

Me IPod, I must have meh music.

Your iPod will eventually die.
But if it doesn’t I would bring my iPod as well.

Topic: Off-topic / You find yourslef in a room

Wow, I didn’t even notice that.
Good job.

Topic: Off-topic / What do you sleep in?

Originally posted by Kazan_Epic:

Originally posted by pink_princess:

Either C or D depends on how hot it is.

I find D much hotter

Dohoho.

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef

Originally posted by Kdog_Beta:

Originally posted by King_Matt:

Originally posted by ktherock7:

^underage

Ban! Ban! Ban!

I’m 13, actually.

Then your ban in BTT was unjust!

But one of the reasons was lying about my age.
So it was just.

Topic: Off-topic / explain your mental avatar of your perception of the embodiment of awesomeness

I don’t get it.