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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] How about: No D if you never get a turn?

gah, finished reading your instupidly long post :3

haf teh say, it would be a great implementation, but zworp likely doesn’t have time for it.

should be a possibility in a follow up UMAG-like game.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Congratulations Dthdealer!

Originally posted by thelardking:
Originally posted by drugsandrugs:
Originally posted by Drovoxx:

Nope.

Originally posted by kartis:
Originally posted by epicwarKING:
Originally posted by rdement:
Originally posted by kartis:
Originally posted by rdement:
Originally posted by kartis:
Originally posted by rdement:
Originally posted by 88_Pur1ty:
Originally posted by rdement:
Originally posted by Bestless:
Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by kartis:

Amen to that brother…but I must say…


I’m not gonna point out any names…but SOMEBODY has no life…^


nah your just jealous.lol.Its funny.


jealousy pyramid!!! woohoo! mah mate dth is working it :3


What’s a pyramid?


is this a pyramid scam?


I’m not sure.


I think it is…and btw…i’m not jealous of Dth…lol…he can do whatever he wants with HIS life…and i have mine ^_


You’re smart about things.


oopz…i failed at making the pyramid bigger >< w/e…now it’s bigger :D


Pyramid? Bigger? What are you talking about, sir..?


Call me when Dth reaches level 100.


I hereby to declare this the biggest chat pyramid on Kong…prove me wrong if you don’t believe me


Nope. THIS is the biggest pyramid,


SHITBALLS!


might as well make it bigger, Go Dthdealer :)

Don’t forget that this is a jealousy pyramid. You have to say why and what you’re jealous of. I’m jealous of dth because he gets teamed more often than me. Because it’s so fun??? :P

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] foggyfog 1 and foggyfog 2

thats_why_kamigoku_should_be_banned_from_leaderboards.com

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Wins Leaderboard 'LVL UP.'

Originally posted by Skyver:

This must be a troll thread.

>.> Nod Nod. how the IP block is up soon anyways. hurray!

Meow :3

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] UMAG POLL: At what k/d ratio are you no longer a total noob?

um, yeah my theory was a bit off lol. the game’s k/d’s will balance out soon enough. the high k/d’s we see now is mostly because of newbies from candystand.

there will be a new round of newbie entries after 20th, if UMAG is released yet again on Kong, officially speaking.

Meow :3

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] UMAG POLL: At what k/d ratio are you no longer a total noob?

5.99? I’d put the clone/cheater after 5.123 kd.. ish. specially when minimum games are 300.
THIS.. IS SPARTAAAAAH!!!!

/edit: um, as for no longer total noobs.

before candystand/gold: 1.5 kd, 25-30% wins
after candystand/gold: 1.8 kd, 28-33% wins

Bestless’ definition of “no longer total noob”: The player knows every weapon and their functions well enough to use them in combat; and is able to shoot/buff/shield with any power and angle efficiently^. The player also knows of terrain advantages^^. Furthermore, the player must be acknowledged^^^ by fellow players that have the requirements after candystand/gold release.

^Basics here would be using Mirv and Impact Mirv at a general basis. Know how and be able to Shotgun, Shatter and Bounce at least a full shield off. Not depending on smart bombs and napalms in “equal” matches.

^^Such as why stick to a horizontal hillside when the enemy napalms you. Why not stay in a hole.. and such.

^^^Get “ns comments” at least every 3 games. In addition, know the basics of tactical playing. Also, not depending on “teams”.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] UMAG goes GOLD!

how about some previews!! :D

I want a tank with HORNS :3

we’re still u ma goat, until 20th. then we’re only umag sadface

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] When the last person leaves

oh, right, sir. didn’t think like that at all :3 thanks for the exlpaning.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Grenade or 'Nade' AKA Impact MIRV one-shot kill is still possible, here is the video that proves it!

bump, it’s a nice video for newbies to learn shotgunning, though I (brag brag) already used this type of shotgun before the shotgun nerf :P

all in all, nice video GE, like how it builds up :P

Meow

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Traitors

hmm, why am I not on this list? I follow the same thinking as gummy and nano.

hurrayh for equality! the more people in the “traitor’s list”, the harder it will be to keep up with killing candies. this topic is FAIL

Meow :3

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] When the last person leaves

Zworp, there have been a couple of games where all 3 opponents d/c at 1st or 2nd round, or in the same round. I get the win, but k/d acutally drops… is it possible to implement something to prevent this? for instance, if all remaining players are dead, and the last one(s) d/c, you are automatically granted the kill for the last one who d/c’d?

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Zworpo

Originally posted by zworp:

Ok, that makes sense.
I’ve just implemented a feature that will prevent users from the same IP to join the same public game. It will be released with the next update.

sweet, thanks!

time to see cheaters’ stats fall drastically…

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Zworpo

yup, gotta agree… higher than 4-5 kd after that many games is humanly-one-account impossible…

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] UMAG Guide

correction: a proper shotgun kills the opponent (100% shield and hp) if shot properly. you probably forgot to count in the “release explosion” of a impact mirv which also does some dmg.

a full impact shotgun is much easier than doing “triplehits” with nukes (you see two shield dmges and one hp dmg), as the risk of failing is bigger.

deploying a impact is less risky since if you fail, you still do 40+ dmg to shield. or the other way around, the impacts warheads explode too early.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] The top of the screen is still too low

Indeed you can, you need to click ON the game interface before you start scrolling with the arrow keys though.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Congratulations Dthdealer!

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by kartis:

Amen to that brother…but I must say…

I’m not gonna point out any names…but SOMEBODY has no life…^_~

nah your just jealous.lol.Its funny.

jealousy pyramid!!! woohoo! mah mate dth is working it :3

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] UMAG Guide

Winning strategies? (without teaming) and why win, and not just kill/ks?

Meow :3

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Zworp please fix nukes!

Originally posted by GummySnacks:

I do agree with this. Something happened to the Nuke that made it explode later.

Gummy, I think it has to do with the trajectory, lenght and power of a nukeshot. As you probably have noticed, short nuke shot at approx. 45 degree tend to explode much “slower/later”.

While the long distanced almost horizontally shot nukes seem to explode much earlier. The effects are the same, but the speed is different. I doubt there is anything to fix, unless you want to change it so that all nukes explode ON apex (a peak of a shot), and not a bit after.

Zworp, is it too late to make hp and shield bars slightly invisible? Or have an option to turn it on/off It’s really needed.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Candy/Kong Debate

Originally posted by funnyruler:

Please define “Kong traitors”. How can you betray that which does not actually is a group, has a code, or a set of rules?

1. We should all know by now that saying players “transfering” to Candy are Kong traitors, is only an excuse in some cases. The real objective is to get as many players as possible to team on the “traitor” (whom is usually an experienced player). That way the one proposing the “kill candy” idea has a greater chance to win/ks or something similar. This is especially efficient to propose among other noobies.

2. To your question: The usual code is to play fairly by having to fight one opponent each in a 4-player match setup. While there are always someone “breaking” this code, the majority of fights go as player 1 vs 2 and player 3 vs 4. Having player 2 fight 3 is not a good idea as they’ll get hit by player 1 and 4 also.

3. Otherwise, if a “Kill candy” proposal is not just a plain excuse to win a fight, it has something to do with social acceptance. You might also be called a traitor if you _DON’T _group with others whom follows this “tradtion” of killing candies. Yet is why it might have been as widely spread, just like a deadly virus.

I’ve got more points to come with, but I don’t wanna be a new Yajin :s

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Question For Zworp.

ZWORP, is only one of these reqs required, or all of them at once?

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] xDeda's stats calculator

Hmm, is the server for tah UMAGulator down (@ 10.25ish pm GMT +1)? I currently cannot check anything out :/

peace?

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Please people, behave!

@ pacifisttank:

I like how you didn’t twist mah words, not in a funny way at all. I think I’ve never been a prey to your uncool suicide impact mirv attemts. Yet, is why I feel offended by your post.

PS: I hope you’re not seeing the irony towards you’re rather inhumorous post. woeM :3

@ xDeda:

//“not” signed :D

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Environments

Originally posted by Tentacula:
Originally posted by Bestless:

Nice thinking Tentacula :3

Snow terrain should makes Mirvs more slippery, while the rainy one more muddy or sticky.

Meow

Like the idea. On the “red” setting everything could be just normal, then :D

Haha, maybe it’s so hot everyone explodes on impacts? Or before! O.o

Meow :3

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Nano's Idiotic Rant

Lol. funny guy that nano :3

Meow

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Candystand!

wow, why not just delete the topic… not telling you what to do. it’s just a suggestion

meow :3