Recent posts by unproductive on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / whats the best emoticon?

t(’_’t)

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Topic: Serious Discussion / God, the Bible, and religion - a Kong search for truth

the reason he doesn’t explain everything is for sceptical athiests to not believe

So the reason the bible is vague and imprecise on some issues is so that that the people who care enough to look and find these flaws are able to not believe in god and be damned to hell?

As opposed to a bible containing perfect scientific knowledge and predictions that would be impossible for an ancient civilisation to know, which would make the accuracy of the bible irrefutable, and not damn anyone to hell for not believing it? Good to know.

Topic: Off-topic / lazlo come bak

Nobody has used italics in this thread, what are you talking about?

Topic: Off-topic / Kid shoots himself with an uzi

cereal killers

never gets old

Topic: Off-topic / Whats the best soda?

i hate all “diet” stuff…it just tastes weird to me

regular coke tastes too syrupy and gives me acid reflux.

Topic: Off-topic / Brain-teasers, a new one every week.

Well if you’ve got to use one of the 3 options then obviously the bucket is the one to go for, but if we’re thinking outside the box then he could just pull the plug out.

Topic: Off-topic / Do you hate school

I liked school.

Topic: Off-topic / Whats the best soda?

Diet Coke

Topic: Off-topic / I got a tooth removed

Why is it dripping blood on your shirt? The cotton roll should absorb all the blood unless you’ve got haemophilia or something.

I’ve never had a tooth removed by the way. Or a filling actually. And all my wisdom teeth are through.

Perfect mouth over here.

Topic: Off-topic / PETA

PETA seems like good folks to me. They stand up for what they believe in and have strict morals.

Desperately trying to avoid Godwin’s Law here.

I guess PETA have a good message re. animal welfare, but they always shoot themselves in the foot by making their point in as strident and annoying a way as possible, basically making it impossible to take them seriously. Saying that people should drink human breast milk instead of animal milk probably wasn’t a good PR move either.

Topic: Off-topic / My son's story

I wonder how it is that when you stated you married your wife, about 1 month ago, you said you have not had sex before then. So how would it be you have a son that is 6?

see also

It’s probably best to assume that everything Iliketurtlez posts is either not true or copied from somewhere else.

Topic: Off-topic / Brain-teasers, a new one every week.

2kg

Topic: Serious Discussion / Proposition 8 in California, 2008

It was actually http://everything2.com but it’s in a bunch of other places as well.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Proposition 8 in California, 2008

Well, can’t say I’m surprised.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Proposition 8 in California, 2008

Hey so I found this on another forum and I think it pretty much covers everything:

Arguments Against Gay Marriage

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Cure for AIDS?

I bet it’s an inhibitor of AIDs. Not a real “cure” as much as a patch.

Well yeah, that’s what the article says:

He distinguished between a “microbiological” and a “functional” cure — one that would eliminate the virus entirely versus one that would simply allow a person to live without drugs, without necessarily eradicating all remaining HIV. “A microbiological sterilizing cure in large numbers of people at this point in time is not likely,” Dr. Fauci said.

So it doesn’t really seem like they’re holding back a ‘real cure’ in order to make money.

Topic: Off-topic / Do we exist?

Does it really matter? Sure, it’s entirely possible that we’re all just brains in jars being fed stimuli by some mad professor; but if the illusion is perfectly convincing, everyone shares it, and there’s no way to prove it one way or the other, then why does it matter if it’s real or not?

Topic: Serious Discussion / Earth is now "legally" in a DEPRESSION!

Also Japan, Thailand etc.

And China’s economy is growing far slower than this time last year.

Topic: Off-topic / Jokes

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is destroying his family.

Topic: Serious Discussion / God, the Bible, and religion - a Kong search for truth

I . . . don’t think you know what Occam’s Razor is.

Topic: Music / Name a wierd song...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fxvGHQHiY70

Peacebone

Topic: Off-topic / Hmmm...I guess Random Topic. O_o

I mean, whats wrong with playing a game? What if your bored, and no one is playing the one currently avalible.

I don’t really understand what you’re saying here.

And if this thread does get locked, it’ll probably be because it’s just a ‘random topic’ without any actual purpose, not because you’re ‘saying bad things’.

Topic: Off-topic / "Christmas Shoes" Please Read

Really just incredibly cheesy to be honest.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Bike Helmets - Looking Cool, or Saving Your Life?

Yeah I’ve been knocked off my bike enough times by stupid drivers to always wear a helmet when I’m riding it. Looks a bit silly I guess, but I don’t really care. Not supposed to be a fashion statement anyway.

Topic: Off-topic / Brain-teasers, a new one every week.

so it’s 21 stone then?