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Topic: Bloons Monkey City / Some starter tips

Originally posted by The_Gumby:

What is the best placement for boomerangers? In previous bloon games, I pretty much ignored boomerangs because their travel path is weird and trying to optimize that is hard. But now there’s a boomerangs-only challenge level and I am terrible at it.

Boomers are awesome if you know were to place them:

1-they throw a boomerang counterclockwise on a tear-shape line.
2- A 0/0 Boomer can pop 3 bloons each throw.
3- A 1/0 boomer can pop 7 bloons each throw.
4- A 1/2 boomer targetted on last at the beginning of the map will take care of any lead bloons.

I basicaly use boomers counterclockwise on corners ( Always target last )…learn how to use them, and you’ll love them…:D

 
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Topic: Bloons Monkey City / Be prepared....

At a certain point in this game you’ll loose almost 98% of the levels you play.

But we like challenges…don’t we? ;-)

 
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Topic: Bloons Monkey City / Some starter tips

Originally posted by The_Gumby:

What does hardcore actually do? Does it increase the difficulty? Reduce your money?

“3-After you reached lvl 10 you can hardcore tiles (checkmark it before you start the level), and you might want to do that, because:”

Hardcore makes the towers you build more expensive…and (not sure ) the levels a bit harder.

Completing a level on hardcore gives twice the XP,Gold, and bloonstones if no lives lost.

 
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Topic: Bloons Monkey City / Some starter tips

Starter tip 2:

“Yay I’m Awsome! I’m gonna build Bloontonium generators and crush all my friends into oblivion!”

Seriously…Don’t build the PvP buildings untill you are really high-level and getting bored with this game. Your focus should be on spending your money on getting the expensive tower-upgrades first.

And pfffrt, All those pvp buildings take up alot of space…no?

 
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Topic: Bloons Monkey City / Some starter tips

So you decided to play the best game around. Grtz!

Here are some tips to get you going on your awesome trip to bloonpopolis-maximus!

1-The beginning is pretty straightforward,. Capture some land ( tiles ) build some more buildings and complete some obligatory quests..

2-If you didn’t die of boredom by beating the easy tiles, somewhere along the line you will reach level 10. This is where you want to change your routine a bit.

3-After you reached lvl 10 you can hardcore tiles (checkmark it before you start the level), and you might want to do that, because:

If you complete the level you get:

Double gold
Double bloonstones ( with no lives lost )

If you somehow wasn’t paying attention, and some bloons got through your defence…don’t hesitate to surrender (press home) and trie again..

There is no penalty for quitting a level, but if you beat a level with lives lost you’ll never get the Bloonstones from that level ever again.

(hope this makes sence…)

More starter tips tomorrow!

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Much Kappa

Kappa, isn’t that rare…most players have seen him (it?) several times

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Prepostro, Ancient of bragging....

New Idea for an ancient: Prepostro!

Each lvl put in Prepostro will reduce your DPS by 10% and will reduce your hero lvl-ing cost by 11%

Bragging bonus included, ofc…

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Suggestions for next Update

I’d like to see some “meta-heroes”

-Slime-lord : can only be bought when you own each hero at lvl 1 , (a level 2 hero will prevent you from getting him): increases money-gain by 1,5%
-Tardis : can only be bought when you own each hero at lvl 100, replay a centurion boss for the same amount of HS
-Conan : can only be bought when you own each hero at lvl 200, Slice throuh the next 200 lvl’s instantly! (no HS will be gained, but quick progress is worth it.. )
-The Alien: can only be bought when you own each hero at lvl 500, 1 out of 100 monsters will die instantly ( chestbursting…etc…)
-The Predator: can only be bought when you own each hero at lvl 1000, -10%hp on all bosses HP
-Bieber: can only be bought when you own each hero at lvl 1500, +10%hp on all mobs and bosses.
-Mojang: can only be bought when you own each hero at lvl 2500, gain 2,5billion gold instantly
-The Goontra: can only be bought when you own each hero at lvl 4000, Instantly win..

;-)

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / K, Another Skinner box

Clickerdyclickclickclick….and grtz…you got a next lvl of clickerdyclickclick!

Please google skinnerbox…

RG

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Hard reset: Diary of how quickly you regain souls after restart

Back to the OP subject…please..

He’s kinda awesome, no?

Atleast I feel kinda good for owning him bigtime…

RG…:D

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Lost Save Game

Same happened to me, loved this game for a while,

but not gonna be bothered with flakey savefiles and such.

Want to say: G*DD*M F*CKING DEV’’s, U WA*STED MY G*DD*MN TIME $O MuCH WltH yur SUkkY Lama Gam3!

But I Better not…

Burn in hell…

RG

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 170 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

’"Commander, Seriously…Killina?"

“yup”

RG

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 169 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

“hehe…69, comander! :D "

“What do you mean, sarge? We are way past 69…I believe it’s 169..”

“one 69…check!!”

“You really miss Booboob eh, Sarge? You do realize she was burnt to a crisp by last Rahl?..”

“hehe, yes commander, one 69…check!”"

“(Hrmphhh…….)”

Apparently sarge has lost his wits…so we have a spot open in the Honor guard.

And maybe 2 more aswell…;)

PM or aplie..

Regards, Goontra

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 168 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

( Book of wisdom, chapter 6..)

“In the ancient days, gladiators were used to keep the common, bloodthirsty uneducated humans happy. Nowadays, we still have gladiator fights, but we use them mainly to see who is though enough to join the Honor Guard.

3 spots open for badasses.

RG

 
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Topic: EMP Game / Way too much grinding

Play this game if you are unemployed and have no friends or social live, this game will take time….

And Pity the guys on top of the list, they are either blokes with no job, or friends, or social life…

or Dev’s :P

Ofc I can play this game because I’m none of the above.

RG

 
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Topic: EMP Game / Balancing ideas for new Players

It would help a lot if the few weeks old players said something like: Welcome to the game!

Instead of: What are your coordinates? , need a new noob to loot…

Just a thought…

RG

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 167 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

“Pinjata, carnival…Leprechauns and rainbows…a bicorn who reminds me of my little pony…I even have a vortex- legion for slaying spongebob’s squidwart’s now.. will there be a serious bad ass Dragon soon, Goon?”

“Not sure sarge…let’s keep our fingers crossed…”

RG

( 3 spots open btw…lvl 400+ only tyvm..)

 
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Topic: EMP Game / Questions and answers

So what exactly are the benefits for joining an alliance ( besides the obvious one..beeing able to chat ingame with fellow alliance-members)?

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 167 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

( predictions from the rather good looking oracle of shmelff-shmonyr…(village in south Kruna )):

“…ze HoNoR GuArDzs…Yezz..I..SeE…I..SeE…

…BaStiOns WilL CruMbLe..MagMa…mAgMa…iT wOn’T sTOp tHeM!..

..sO mAnY CoUnTLEsS bAtTLLes…sO mUch…sO MuCh…"

“She doesn’t make much sence sergeant, it’s probably the incence, but she’s rather good looking so…ehrm…”

“…ehrm what, commander?”

“Secretly send her to my bedroom tonight, so I can interrogate her privately….”

We made some room in the Honor Guard! Non-drugged witty Girls are preferred!

Reguards, Poster

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 168 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

“So…when are we going to attack the fourth dimension, Commander?”

“I’m negotiating with the 5th dimension atm, sarge…We are going to attack from both sides!!”

…….

…Metaphysics, it always gives me a headache….

RG

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 167 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

( speech from 1st sergeant after completing a campaign, just before he passed out.. )

“Nodeless to say…Our last Campaign noded some great effort to complete…

Nevernodetheless, we managed to complnode it!

Now…Where shall we go noxt?"

3 spots open for sober yet active players!

lvl 500+ req

RG

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 166 of the rise of the Honor Guard

( sssshhh…it’s meditation day.. all the HG’s are in deep trance…they focus on the battles to come…let’s…not …disturb them….)

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 165 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

“A syfilus count, sarge…? I thought our instructions on how not to get infected were pretty clear….-.-”

" No! It’s byron Syssy, commander….we are waiting instructions on how to deal with it! "

5 spots open in the Honor guard:) Join the best guild around asap, and see if we can beat the Sissy count :D

Regards, Goontra

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 164 of the rise of the Honor Guard!!!

Join a quilt!!! You’ll learn knitting, and all about patchwork,,,and needles…and thread…and all the other things you have to buy at your local needle-and-threads "r us shop!

( If you think needles are just tiny SocK’s, you can apply to the honor guard..)

5 spots open, lvl 500+ only tyvm….

RG

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 163 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

(famous unfinished congrats…)

1 : “Goon, you shhhhhh…”

(burned in lava before finishing his sentence…)

2 : "Goon you ar..shnokt

(Hard to complete a congrats with an arrow through your tongue…)

3 : “You are the best! GOO!….”

( I’m not the best Goo…I’m the best Goontra….please don’t die before you finish your forum post, tyvm. )

RG