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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 170 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

’"Commander, Seriously…Killina?"

“yup”

RG

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 169 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

“hehe…69, comander! :D "

“What do you mean, sarge? We are way past 69…I believe it’s 169..”

“one 69…check!!”

“You really miss Booboob eh, Sarge? You do realize she was burnt to a crisp by last Rahl?..”

“hehe, yes commander, one 69…check!”"

“(Hrmphhh…….)”

Apparently sarge has lost his wits…so we have a spot open in the Honor guard.

And maybe 2 more aswell…;)

PM or aplie..

Regards, Goontra

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 168 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

( Book of wisdom, chapter 6..)

“In the ancient days, gladiators were used to keep the common, bloodthirsty uneducated humans happy. Nowadays, we still have gladiator fights, but we use them mainly to see who is though enough to join the Honor Guard.

3 spots open for badasses.

RG

 
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Topic: EMP Game / Way too much grinding

Play this game if you are unemployed and have no friends or social live, this game will take time….

And Pity the guys on top of the list, they are either blokes with no job, or friends, or social life…

or Dev’s :P

Ofc I can play this game because I’m none of the above.

RG

 
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Topic: EMP Game / Balancing ideas for new Players

It would help a lot if the few weeks old players said something like: Welcome to the game!

Instead of: What are your coordinates? , need a new noob to loot…

Just a thought…

RG

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 167 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

“Pinjata, carnival…Leprechauns and rainbows…a bicorn who reminds me of my little pony…I even have a vortex- legion for slaying spongebob’s squidwart’s now.. will there be a serious bad ass Dragon soon, Goon?”

“Not sure sarge…let’s keep our fingers crossed…”

RG

( 3 spots open btw…lvl 400+ only tyvm..)

 
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Topic: EMP Game / Questions and answers

So what exactly are the benefits for joining an alliance ( besides the obvious one..beeing able to chat ingame with fellow alliance-members)?

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 167 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

( predictions from the rather good looking oracle of shmelff-shmonyr…(village in south Kruna )):

“…ze HoNoR GuArDzs…Yezz..I..SeE…I..SeE…

…BaStiOns WilL CruMbLe..MagMa…mAgMa…iT wOn’T sTOp tHeM!..

..sO mAnY CoUnTLEsS bAtTLLes…sO mUch…sO MuCh…"

“She doesn’t make much sence sergeant, it’s probably the incence, but she’s rather good looking so…ehrm…”

“…ehrm what, commander?”

“Secretly send her to my bedroom tonight, so I can interrogate her privately….”

We made some room in the Honor Guard! Non-drugged witty Girls are preferred!

Reguards, Poster

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 168 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

“So…when are we going to attack the fourth dimension, Commander?”

“I’m negotiating with the 5th dimension atm, sarge…We are going to attack from both sides!!”

…….

…Metaphysics, it always gives me a headache….

RG

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 167 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

( speech from 1st sergeant after completing a campaign, just before he passed out.. )

“Nodeless to say…Our last Campaign noded some great effort to complete…

Nevernodetheless, we managed to complnode it!

Now…Where shall we go noxt?"

3 spots open for sober yet active players!

lvl 500+ req

RG

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 166 of the rise of the Honor Guard

( sssshhh…it’s meditation day.. all the HG’s are in deep trance…they focus on the battles to come…let’s…not …disturb them….)

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 165 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

“A syfilus count, sarge…? I thought our instructions on how not to get infected were pretty clear….-.-”

" No! It’s byron Syssy, commander….we are waiting instructions on how to deal with it! "

5 spots open in the Honor guard:) Join the best guild around asap, and see if we can beat the Sissy count :D

Regards, Goontra

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 164 of the rise of the Honor Guard!!!

Join a quilt!!! You’ll learn knitting, and all about patchwork,,,and needles…and thread…and all the other things you have to buy at your local needle-and-threads "r us shop!

( If you think needles are just tiny SocK’s, you can apply to the honor guard..)

5 spots open, lvl 500+ only tyvm….

RG

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 163 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

(famous unfinished congrats…)

1 : “Goon, you shhhhhh…”

(burned in lava before finishing his sentence…)

2 : "Goon you ar..shnokt

(Hard to complete a congrats with an arrow through your tongue…)

3 : “You are the best! GOO!….”

( I’m not the best Goo…I’m the best Goontra….please don’t die before you finish your forum post, tyvm. )

RG

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 162 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

“Ehm…Commander?”

“Ï’m busy now sarge….get out!”

“But we have trouble at the gates! Some orc-clan wants to get in!, and they got in a fight with a couple of flame-ball throwing mages who also want to join!”

“I don’t care sarge! Get lost now! "

“But,but… a succubus has entered the kitchen and convinced coockie to poison your birthday cake!”

“Deal with it please….I’m busy atm….”

“Guess you don’t want to know about our problems with mutant turnips on our farmer-fields…”

“Nope.., now get lost please…”

“Is that Amanda with you in the closet. Commander?”

“Glad you still have your wits Sarge….now go inspect the troops!”

:D

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 161 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

page torn out of the booklet: “Philosophy for Honor Guards”

( Written by Darglunt Eleander Lusional )

A guild can be half full
A guild can be Empty
A guild can be strong…
…or weak…
A guild can be joyfull
Or splendid…"

Sarge…A guild can do without Philosophers..I think..

Please remove him from our keep asap…

=

Awesome job at the 50B regen node Guards! Now let’s slay our 2nd campaign boss!

Regards, Goontra

( PS. Despite serious interest…we currently have no spots open in the Honor Guard..trie again in a couple of weeks,)

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 160 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

( ancient campaigning log.., Commander Mercury reports to the Queen..)

Bump,bump,bump….

Another node bites the dust….

Bump,bump,bump….

Another node bites the dust….

And another node gone, another node gone, another node bites the dust!

Hey, I’m gonna.." etc…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

Enjoy :)

RG

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: General / Two daily players looking for a guild (of regular players; 1000+)

Don’t bother, guys..they joined the Honor Guard

Welcome :)

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 159 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

( drunk guild-leader at Amanda’s beer and beyond establishment…way after closing time.. )

“Isjust like zey say….Wizz Greats PowErz…comezz Greats ReGoontrabillieties.!!”

Don’t drink kiddo’s.

RG

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 158 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

Something is attacking us from above!

("send out the night wardens to shoot some arrows verticaly..)

Something is attacking us from the left!

( tell the night wardens to draw their right=handed dagger and thrust left with force,,,)

Something is rumbling below the ground…

(tell the night-wardens to get the hell out of there…)

Knowing how to use your forces, is the first step to great leadership.

RG

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: General / Two daily players looking for a guild (of regular players; 1000+)

A double leap of faith then…

I’ll accept you 2 without checking you out…you’ll join the Honor Guard without U2 checking my guild out…

You won’t be disappointed…I promise..

Take a leap of faith…

(PM me your IGN’s)

Regards, Goontra

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: General / [The Night Wardens Guild] Seeking Merger

Originally posted by killian_the_id:

We’ll be merging with Honor Guard, so thanks to everyone who offered to merge with us.

Welcome, Glad you made the right choice…;)

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 157 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

“Lumi’s flying all over the place…, shall we shoot them down, commander?”

“I think they need a save spot to land, Sarge..let’s lure them with some easy nodes…”

Campaign is a pain, and a real game-changer…

Help us deal with the nodes.

RG

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: Guild Recruitment / Join the Honor Guard!

Day 156 of the rise of the Honor Guard:

Campaigning got way more easy now. Commander…

Indeed…

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: General / Two daily players looking for a guild (of regular players; 1000+)

whispered