Recent posts by Tolni on Kongregate

Topic: Kongregate / New Kongregate Version: Subforum Update and merge with Twitter

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#Kongregate #Forums #Kongregate #New Kongregate Version: Subforum Update and merge with Twitter

Topic: Kongregate / Konguestion #4 - Long Maintenance

I will find the programmer of Kong’s house and throw a rock at it.

That’ll teach the bastard!

Topic: Kongregate / Konguestion #5 - Missing Moderators

Where’s the “Ah, an ordinary day in AAA” option?

Topic: Kongregate / Most quietest English chat room (Chat room no one ever talks in)

Originally posted by khixan:

Originally posted by DarkRainyKnight:

Originally posted by graveyard890:

Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

Which rooms are completely and utterly dead these days?
Like, could go an entire week without a single post?

No offense to DRK, but his room Fear of the Dark is always dead, feel free to visit him at times, he needs some love in his room XD

I lol’d.

Added to my kong TODO list: go to FotD and show it and DRK some <3

Also on it are:
Go pester BB for fun :)
Visit AAA before they PM me to death. <3
Visit Sto in Ant Hill during his timezone.
Visit Pez in The Cliff.
Visit Ashes and Livzy in Bowsers.
Hang with Cman and torture each other with pics from sushi dinners.

Am I forgetting anyone? I paid my respects to Eggs and Possum this week.

You forgot one thing!

Become a RO of AAA.

Just kidding (or not?).

Topic: Off-topic / Kong announces K++

K+++:

You can turn this into a porn site, and all the revenue goes to you and your IP is also untraceable.

Topic: Kongregate / Dear Whoever's Job It Is To Update The Chat

Originally posted by pinktool:

More CAPS, more bold, more italics,more emoticon >;^(=more trolls=more chute-less base jumping tweens.

More of everything!

Topic: Kongregate / Dear Whoever's Job It Is To Update The Chat

Originally posted by DeathclutchMMA:

omgwhat2do

onoz panic panic

In other news, this thread has been derailed by AAA regs.

Well.

Nothing new under the sun.

Topic: Kongregate / Dear Whoever's Job It Is To Update The Chat

Originally posted by joebob23:

Originally posted by Tolni:
What are we going to do!

My eyes!!!! The horror! The spam! The trolleringzzz!

MY EYES! THEY ARE BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING

Topic: Kongregate / Dear Whoever's Job It Is To Update The Chat

Originally posted by joebob23:

I know when I see italics I am highly offended and it clearly creates confusion and chaos and adds bulk to the chat when words are leaning slightly to the right..

Now, bold on the other hand.

Oh no! The letters are slightly leaning! What are we going to do!

Topic: Kongregate / Dear Whoever's Job It Is To Update The Chat

Originally posted by Stal__:

Dear Tolni,
That’s not Greg’s job.
Sincerely, Stal

Dear Stal,
you happy now?
Sincerly, Tolni

Topic: Kongregate / Dear Whoever's Job It Is To Update The Chat

If it’s possible, can the Kongregate chat have italics (and maybe bold, if caps weren’t bad enough)?

Sometimes, there are statements that would just sound way better if they had italics, so I would love such a feature in Kong chat

Topic: Off-topic / You are a Catholic Priest and one day you discover Killer Nuns are taking over the world

You mean they AREN’T taking over the world?

Topic: Kongregate / HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE CHATROOMS OF KONGREGATE

Originally posted by hamuka:

I was a regular in AAA, and well… looks like it’s residents aren’t friendly to guests. If you don’t like trolls and intense flaming, stay far away from it.

As a regular of AAA for 3 years, I must say that I agree partially with this.

However, timing is important in AAA. If you happen to be in the time when our regular trolls are, well then becoming a part of it will be a painful experience. However, if you’re lucky, and some of the friendlier regulars like you, they might vouch for you, so long as they are in the appropriate feelings, and of course, so long as you don’t act as a complete retard.

However, if you’re looking for a room where you’ll be gleefully greeted..Well AAA isn’t one of these rooms. You’ll have to prove to the regs.

Topic: Off-topic / Hulu, spending one minute yelling at me for using an ad blocker for every 30 second clip I watch is making me hate you...

Originally posted by explainthatot:

Originally posted by Rpoman2009:

Originally posted by explainthatot:

Originally posted by Rpoman2009:

Originally posted by devourer359:

Originally posted by explainthatot:

Originally posted by Rpoman2009:

Originally posted by explainthatot:

Originally posted by cllazyman:

Originally posted by explainthatot:

Originally posted by cllazyman:

Who is Hulu?

it’s that junkie who fucked your sister in a back alley

I’m an only child.

yeah, ignore her only because she was impregnated by a junkie
great sibling you are

WTF O_o

sad but true
some people here are fucking assholes

It makes sense though. If they got raped, they defied the family tradition and therefore don’t belong in the family anymore.

I’m so confused!

cllazy is arabian living in the USA his sister got raped by Hulu now he and his family ignore her, they expelled the pregnant girl from their house, I don’t know the rest of the story since I only emailed hulu few times
the bottom line is, cllazy is an asshole and avoid this fuck

A family can’t do that to someone! It’s not the girls fault! and I don’t care what anyone says!

unfortunately we can’t do anything here, through the Internet
which doesn’t mean we can’t try to help IRL
listen, cllazy lives in arabian ghetto in Los Angeles’s Chinatown
were are you?

although I don’t know if it’s not too late already

PS: Santa Claus doesn’t exist.

Topic: Off-topic / Bunker busters in development for possible use again Iran's nuclear sites

ib4thisthreadgetingmovedinSD

Topic: Kongregate / how do you make grey text?

magic and unicorns

Topic: General Gaming / Epic War MMO

Originally posted by osanseviero:

Quests. When i say quests, i dont mean like 1 or 2 quests. I mean like a lots of quests (60-70), in which you will need to kill enemies, explore, build, etc.

Making it runescape style would be really great, but i guess that would take too much time, really big servers and money.

But think about it

Which will be a copy of 100% of all MMOs in here, i.e crappy and money-hungry?

Topic: General Gaming / Epic War MMO

You know what would suck less than a Epic War MMO?

Epic War TD.

Topic: General Gaming / Epic War 6

Go Epic War 2: Remade (But It’s Not!)!

Topic: General Gaming / Epic War 5

You know what, if Ruby doesn’t release the game, I’ll give him the honorary title of “Best Troll Of The Decade”

Topic: General Gaming / Epic War 5

Dear Greg,

Please do not badge EW5. Instead, make the background of the page that displays the game into a trollface and the background music to be trololololo.

With regards, the non-retarded community of Kong.

Topic: Kongregate / what do you think points and ranks should be used for?

When you hit level 60, kong mods and admins will give you relationship tips.

Topic: Off-topic / Chuck Norris

Did you know that he was in Texas Rangers?

Topic: Kongregate / kongregate "liking"

Originally posted by braves055:

I can see the like and dislike wars in OT :o
Make it stop!!!

And so, the First Wor- OT Like War begun.

Topic: Kongregate / Swords & Potions

Originally posted by Gomo_Psivarh:

The energy system is really a freaking awesome way to increase game play count

Can’t tell if troll or not.