Recent posts by Zombie_Fish on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Post lyrics to the song you're listening to

Big D and the Kids Table: Noise Complaint

Sixty feet stomping (Noise Complaint!)
The souped-up vinyl spinning (Noise Complaint!)
Laughing is a reason (Noise Complaint!)
We’re all spaz cap drinking (Noise Complaint!)

Well it’s a sure shot, we can’t be stopped
Twenty bucks says there’s a noise complaint

Tearing down the curtains (Noise Complaint!)
We’re just blowing out the speakers (Noise Complaint!)
You know the neighbors pound the floorboards (Noise Complaint!)
Yeah, this party ain’t no secret (Noise Complaint!)

Well it’s a sure shot, we can’t be stopped
Yeah alright yeah there’s a noise complaint, Oi!

Alley dog howling (Noise Complaint!)
We’re all lighting up the tilt sign (Noise Complaint!)
It’s just mad street rocking (Noise Complaint!)
Did you see those little skirts flipping (Noise Complaint!)

Well it’s a sure shot, we can’t be stopped
We’re a crazy infestation of the truly un-cool

Police rack the front door (Noise Complaint!)
Then all them girls hit the closet (Noise Complaint!)
You know I’m underneath the bed now (Noise Complaint!)
It’s just a chance for naughty smooching (Noise Complaint!)

Well it’s a sure shot, we can’t be stopped
We’re sorry officer ’bout the noise complaint

Frigging in the rigging (Noise Complaint!)
Yeah there’s smoggin’ in my noggin’ (Noise Complaint!)
We’re all playing back seat bingo (Noise Complaint!)
Are you hip to my lingo (Noise Complaint!)

Well it’s a sure shot, we can’t be stopped
Back it up kid there’s a noise complaint, Oi!

The record needle’s dulling (Noise Complaint!)
All the ivy leaguers screaming (Noise Complaint!)
We’re all posing for a picture (Noise Complaint!)
And just flip, dip, spinning (Noise Complaint!)

It’s a sure shot, we can’t be stopped
They play my song it goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Shy girls winking (Noise Complaint!)
And the good girls kissing (Noise Complaint!)
You see those rude girls spitting (Noise Complaint!)
And all them doped up dolls giggling (Noise Complaint!)

Well it’s a sure shot, we can’t be stopped
I like your neighbor, but your neighbor don’t like me

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Topic: Off-topic / The Official History Of Off-Topic (please read)

Originally posted by CosimoMedici:

Zombie_Fish, I mentioned him last night, but I don’t think the OP has had time to fully update everything.

My bad. I only just found this thread and don’t have the time currently to read all 12 pages.

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Topic: Off-topic / The Official History Of Off-Topic (please read)

Has ParalysisTerror been mentioned here yet? I know he isn’t listed in the OP but I can’t be bothered to read through twelve pages to see if he was already recommended for the list of users. But yeah, it may be worth mentioning him seeing as he was very regular for Off-Topic in 09/ the first half of 10. Then again, I think I’m the only one who’s capable of remembering his existence, seeing as I also had to suggest him to Vegard for his list of Off-Topic Regulars as well back then, so I could be mistaken.

Other than that, that was an interesting read. If I can remember any more users/ threads to go here I’ll post them but my memory of Kong’s Off-Topic isn’t that good.

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Topic: Off-topic / What are the main websites you actually go on?

Hotmail, Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, The Escapist, Kongregate, Wikipedia and various webcomics just to see if any new ones have been released.

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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Music Discussion Thread

Originally posted by Pokarnor:

Ever had a song stuck in your head before?

Too many times. Most recent one would probably be Petula Clark’s Downtown. I had that stuck in my head last night thanks to a TV ad which uses it.

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Topic: Off-topic / PROOF that Math PhDs are dumb!

Originally posted by fma1:

Well, I found where you completely screwed up your math…

i = 1/i
i^2 = 1 <—- screw up is here

if you square both sides, you will get:
i = 1/i
i^2 = 1/i^2
-1 = 1/-1

He’s not squaring it, he’s multiplying both sides by i.

Like AbuzedZebra pointed out, it’s the third line that’s wrong.

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Topic: Off-topic / What Are You Listening To?

Auditorium by Mos Def.

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Topic: Off-topic / Guys? where did the real music go?

Originally posted by JohnRulz:

You all already let folk die :(

Until these guys stop releasing music don’t blame me for having killed folk music. Hell, the HMV in my hometown has Bellowhead and Flogging Molly CDs in it and HMV’s about as mainstream as music stores get in England.

Oh and for the record, rock isn’t dieing. Just because it is no longer as mainstream as it was does not by any reason mean that there isn’t a strong fanbase buying the music and supporting the artists. Otherwise I doubt Foo Fighters would have been able to get the number one album chart position in 12 different countries with Wasting Light.

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Topic: Kongregate / How do I find the badge of the day?

It usually appears somewhere in the Featured Games section of the homepage. Or it is also viewable right at the top of the badges page.

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Topic: Off-topic / What is your Myers-Briggs Personality type and your blood type?

ISFJ. I think I also got that last time I tried out one of those tests, but that was years ago.

And I think my blood type is O+, but I’m not entirely sure about that. Once again it’s been years since I last knew what my blood type was, but both my parents are O+ so that’s the most likely one.

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

The internet can’t tell you what your blood type is.

Are you saying that there are things the Internet doesn’t know? :O

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Some email sites ask for a backup email address (say a friend’s or family member’s email address) for times when you’ve forgotten your password and as a result need to reset it. Try seeing if that’s the same for your email address and if so, use their email address to change your password, as that’s what I did when my email was hacked. If that works then you can look into trying to gain back control over your account here afterwards.

As for Sellyme’s article, it was interesting, though it is stuff I’ve known about for a while.

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Topic: Kongregate / Mods check this out

Originally posted by uuu2:

Mods can’t do anything about it if it is not this site.

But if they do know what date this proposed revolution is, mods/ admins can at least anticpate for when it actually happens. Then again, considering the current history of revolutions, I wouldn’t be particularly worried about them actually causing any actual harm to Kongregate.

In other news, it appears that that site also has a forum. This begs the question: who wants to cause a Kongregate Revolution Revolution?

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Topic: Off-topic / What Was The Best Decade Of Rock

For rock specifically, 1970s:

Led Zeppelin were on a high.
The Clash were on a high.
Pink Floyd were on a high.
The Who were on a high.
And although The Beatles had broken up in a rather hostile manner, John Lennon, Paul McCartney and George Harrison were all going strong with their solo careers.

It’s only a shame that we lost Hendrix at the start of that decade.

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Topic: Off-topic / When you see it...

Originally posted by jmh444:

Is it the NOT by the side of the gravestone?

Read the gravestone message. I do know what it is, I just don’t want to give it away.

This is one of my favourites:

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Topic: Off-topic / Post Movie names you've seen recently

Inception. Wasn’t actually as complicated as people said it was going to be, personally. Though I now have a distinct need to make Inception puns at every given opportunity. Still a film I would recommend, as it does have some very interesting bits and the acting is brilliant.

I also saw WALL-E again recently. Absolutely love that film, especially the robots in it. Those characters are brilliant.

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Topic: Off-topic / how rad are you?

I remember seeing that table in a Physics lesson. I learned how to calculate it in Sieverts as well and I need to know it for the exam this June, I just can’t remember it off the top of my head.

Originally posted by VanHalen1:

lol, how can sleeping next to someone and eating a banana give you any radiation?

Bananas contain a lot of potassium I think it is, which actally emits radiation. It’s just that the decay is so small that you would have to eat about 20 million bananas in a short amount of time in order to have a severe effect due to radiation poisoning.

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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef

I got the hat as a christmas present. And no, I won’t be showing any pictures of my face, as I can’t be bothered to find any decent ones.

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Topic: Off-topic / Signature? I think...

Looks like a signature, though the forum tags used would only work in certain forums as it’s not actual HTML; I’ve never even heard of a forum using a diamond tag before. It looks like it’s meant to be an image with a link embedded, probably in the centre of the page or something — I’m only guessing that the diamond tag centres it.

Also, TerribleToaster’s right about it being a referral link, those things are a lot more obvious to spot.

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Topic: Off-topic / ITT we talk about boxes

Originally posted by SAL37:

I live in one.

As do I. Mine’s made out of ticky-tacky.

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Topic: Off-topic / anybody know any good bands?


Queens of the Stone Age Classic/ heavy rock, with some weird bits.
The Kinks Pretty much the same thing The Beatles were doing during the Beatlemania! phase.
Kopek Heavy rock, in a somewhat similar world to early Guns ‘n’ Roses.
MTHDS Rap rock. Works in a fairly mellow and upbeat way with those guys.
Lovett Kind of similar to Coldplay’s latest album (only album I have of theirs).
Spontaneo Pop rock.
Led Zeppelin Why don’t you have this yet?
Angels and Airwaves Pop rock, kind of like a louder version of The Fray. Plus it has Tom Delonge from Blink 182, which is always a good thing.
Gomez Some of their stuff is kind of like Radiohead, in that alternative rock world.

May update this if I have any more ideas.

EDIT: If you like Daft Punk as well, deadmau5 does some pretty good trance stuff, especially on his Youtube channel, between all the minecraft videos/ videos of his cat.

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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: The funniest thing you've ever seen

The $2 the bellhop has is part of the $27 that the three men paid for the hotel room, not something which is separate from what the men ended up paying. The remaining three dollars required to make the total of $30 again are the three dollars that were paid back to the men when they were overcharged.

You can explain that.

EDIT: Oh yeah, funny stuff: Keeping your refridgerator stocked will get you many women

Get money. Get paid.

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Topic: Off-topic / OT and /b/ are pretty much the same thing for the fact that they have had similar histories in the last few years not because they are exactly the same in every way. Tip: Read the OP before you post

Originally posted by Cimerax:

You have missed the days of the true OT. You will never understand.

Unless, of course, there was some way of directing me to said days of the true OT. Such as, say, a link to the last page of the forums. If only such a system was in place to allow for such an idea to be possible. Oh well, one can dream.

Or is this a case of “You wouldn’t know, man! You weren’t there!”

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Topic: Off-topic / OT and /b/ are pretty much the same thing for the fact that they have had similar histories in the last few years not because they are exactly the same in every way. Tip: Read the OP before you post

OT has been this way for at least as long as I have been around, it’s just that as you regularly visit any forum long enough you begin to notice its flaws more and more. There’s no such decline, it’s just people putting nostalgia on how things used to be; all that’s actually happened is that this site has become bigger.

Go on any large forum site ever and there will be a thread just like this one talking about the former days of glory. Something tells me I just ended up missing Kong’s glory days, oh well, I’ll have to add that to the list of forums I have missed the golden age for.

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Topic: Off-topic / Why did you pick your avatar

It’s Tommy from the film Trainspotting (avatar version comes out slightly cropped due to size limits). I just think he makes a pretty cool avatar.

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Topic: Off-topic / Post some good ska bands

The Skatalites
To an extent Sonic Boom Six as well, though they’re more ska punk than proper ska.