Recent posts by sgtawesome16 on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Good Night Thread

After about 2 and a half years and over 158 pages this thread is still going. Easily my most successful thread.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey how's it going?

I decided to take a small break from my life to say hi to the old Forum again. Chances are though im going to leave in about 5 minutes again.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Good Night Thread

Dang, great to know that this thing is still going strong. Well Goodnight, I got get back to my life.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey hows it going?

Originally posted by King_Matt:

Hello!

Hey. Tis been awhile.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey hows it going?

I got bored so i decided to say hello.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I know who killed Osama bin laden


Dang, i thought it was this guy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Osama bin Laden is Dead

Originally posted by CasP3r1:
Originally posted by sgtawesome16:
Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

WE KNOW.
I DON’T CARE.

I just felt like posting that. Im good now.

No need for three threads about.
Plus, mine was first.

Yeah well, too bad.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Osama bin Laden is Dead

Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

WE KNOW.
I DON’T CARE.

I just felt like posting that. Im good now.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Good Night Thread

Great to see this is still going strong even after ive been gone for 5-ish months.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Osama bin Laden is Dead

Oh Yeah

 
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Topic: Off-topic / People are saying Osama Bin Laden died.

Its totally true. Its all over the news. Just google it, you’ll get a bunch of legitimate news sites saying it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / RANDOM APPEARANCE!

It left. You were to late.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Seafight] What is this game about?

Originally posted by King_Matt:

The main premise of the game: Fight the sea.

Yeah, something like that. Probably.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Portal Trading Thread

Originally posted by thefameboy64:

Already a thread on this.

Hurp.

yeah well, i dont give a crap.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Portal Trading Thread

With the new portal thing here in Kong, the chatrooms are flooded with requests for portals, so naturally it will somehow work its way to the forums and ultimately OT. So by having just this one thread to manage it all, we become won’t have that many threads filling OT. So, this is how it works, you say how many and what kind of portals you can shoot at the moment and what you need. That way someone can come buy and you two can trade! I will try to keep a list of who needs what, but who knows.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / kongregate down for matenance

Really? I see it all the time.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I need help with a girl D:

Okay, you do need to improve your english a bit, but i think i understand. I got this out it:

You used to like a girl with a really good body, but she hated. You dont like her anymore. You just met this new girl who’s not as cute, but you two bond really well and you have a crush on her.

If this is the case, just keep talking to her, ask questions about herself, and just all in all be friendly. After awhile, you can ask her out on a date or two doing something fun like bowling, pulling pranks, etc. Good luck bro!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Official Kongregate Region

Originally posted by MicroGamer15:
Originally posted by Drovoxx:
Originally posted by MicroGamer15:

There have been so many threads that this is turning into spam.

At least they’re spaced out relatively far apart.

Good point.

So far, this is the third one that I’ve made total, so its not me.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Official Kongregate Region

Originally posted by WiiPlayer113:

Yeah, you’re like the 7th person to make one…

nope. This is the one and only Kong region. A lot of people made Kongregate countries, but this is a region where you can make a nation and have it located there.

Originally posted by Pokerhappy:

I swear this has happened before. Am I crazy?

I come by and advertise it everynow and then

Originally posted by Conquerer95:

Good. Now lets conquer the other regions so that we may prosper!


Btw, did you set that up?

No, Smackaine did.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Official Kongregate Region

We now have our own region on Nation States, you should check it out.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I guess its time

Originally posted by CasP3r1:

Bye.
Hope you post every now and then.

dont worry i will. maybe once or twice every 2 or 3 weeks. maybe.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Feb. 20th

Originally posted by Hallucent:
Originally posted by sgtawesome16:

He is the man who turned rock into what it is today

No he didn’t. Cobain was just a figurehead in Nirvana. Dave Grohl was the brains behind the operation.

Really? I’m just going off of what my brother taught me. Oh well, still support this. please.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Feb. 20th

For all you rock/nirvana fans, Feb. 20th is Kurt Cobain’s birthday. He is the man who turned rock into what it is today. In order to honor this man, on Feb. 20th, go to youtube and got to Smells like teen spirit and rate it up.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Story

Originally posted by dewan9thward:
Originally posted by sgtawesome16:

Now finish this story.

I walked into Wal-Mart and went to the produce section almost immediately. I grabbed a medium-sized melon and made my way to the bathrooms. Luckily, no one say me go in there with the melon. I made my way into the stall before anyone could come in and find me with the melon. Then I just sat there and waited for someone to come in. As soon as I heard the door open, I started to make grunting and panting sounds. After about a minute of doing this, I dropped the melon and left. The look on the guys face was priceless.
Now, you’re probably wondering why I did this. I have two excuses. The first one is that I’m autistic; I have very mild case of Asperger Syndrome. I also blame it on those cold, hard, long, naked nights at the autistic orphan mine (I forgot to mention, I’m also an orphan).
The mine was ran by an old Chinese commander named Jim. He was a very cold, evil man who was rumored to have had his heart surgically removed so that he wouldn’t have any emotions, except for maybe greed and hate. He managed to obtain the orphans by going from country to country under different names, stopping at a orphanages everywhere. He would pose as a “loving” parent with his secretary and would adopt all the autistic orphans he could find. After he adopted them, he would illegally smuggle them to his mine which was in Russia. It was to far away from any civilization for anyone to be able to notice its existence.
I remember my first night there as though it was yesterday. I was transported there in a semi truck full of cows, cow manure, and other autistic orphans. As soon as we got there, we were handed a shovel and were stripped down to nothing but a sock that would later be taken away. We were thrown down into a dark whole with other orphans and were told to dig. No one knows exactly what it was that we were supposed to be digging for. The only thing we ever found down there were the dead bodies of orphans from long ago. Most people thought that that was we were mining for.
We were mining all night and it wasn’t until about 5 A.M. that they let us go to sleep. My sleeping quarters was only a mere cardboard box that I had to share with 5 other guys. I fell asleep almost instantly, but I was awoken only 20 minutes later by a cattle prod.

I don’t get it you saposed to write topic about Kongregate And Armor Games

Someone already finished the story, so i crated a new one.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My time is NOT up here

I feel pathetic that i didn’t see this one coming.