Recent posts by you2will_die on Kongregate

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Topic: Mud and Blood 2 / WTF and RELIEF moments

one of my wtf moments is when my bunker exploded from a direct hit and i needed to heal my very experienced gunner who was at 5 hp. i sent 1st medic out and got to my gunner but was pinned down and died before healing. 2nd medic came out and died instantly at -150 hp. and my final medic died instantly as well. i was finished at that point. my half track had no crew and all i had was an officer and a mechanic.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ZIMMERMAN FOUND NOT GUILTY ABANDON FLORIDA ASAP

Originally posted by alexlincoln2:
Originally posted by you2will_die:

i have lost faith in humanity even more now… how is he “not” guilty?? George Zimmerman should have been minding his own business instead of basically stalking Trayvon Martin just because he was black. George Zimmerman is a pussy for fulling the trigger when Trayvon didn’t have any weapon at all. Zimmerman is extremely fortunate he didn’t get jail time.

Read up on the Florida law definition of stalking
Race had nothing to do with it other than the fact that several black teenagers had robbed some one in the area not long before the incident
based on the timeline of events trayvon got to his house and went back out and started the confrontation

but you can’t deny the fact that Trayvon wasn’t even armed. also that had to of been stalking, if not then Florida’s law definition of stalking needs changed asap. and there is no solid proof of who even started the confrontation, sadly not many people want to tell the truth anymore, not even in the court rooms under oath. why was Zimmerman still around when Trayvon got back from his house anyways? i believe Trayvon was in self defense because Zimmerman had to of gotten angry with him which had to of started the fight.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ZIMMERMAN FOUND NOT GUILTY ABANDON FLORIDA ASAP

i have lost faith in humanity even more now… how is he “not” guilty?? George Zimmerman should have been minding his own business instead of basically stalking Trayvon Martin just because he was black. George Zimmerman is a pussy for fulling the trigger when Trayvon didn’t have any weapon at all. Zimmerman is extremely fortunate he didn’t get jail time.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Fantasy Online] groups

Originally posted by CASHMERE123:

NO

weather you like it or not, a group of 5 is over powered. you will get crazy amounts of loot while grinding and this will also make quests far too easy. you honestly think Gamer would even consider making a group of 5 an option?? you’re out of your mind

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could grow anything...what would it be?

i would grow my own personal planet and name it Moon Lantis.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how would you survive a zombie invasion.

this is my plan: I would dress up as a zombie and hopefully the real zombies think i’m one of them and the zombies just ignore me. then take some knifes from the kitchen, my bow and arrows, and shot gun. then get out of my house and steal my neighbors police car from down the street. then i would go to the nearest hospital in search of any survivors. and then i would go in search of guns, cars and more survivors with the survivors i already found. then we all wear zombie customs and go on a zombie killing spree and save the world.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

i would get some1 else to kill the puppy for me and then rob the guy and run off with the money.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Fantasy Online] gem vein

Originally posted by TheNomBomb:
Originally posted by Jchenx:

some level 100 with a gold pickaxe and 500 luck

Aren’t veins Random Number Generated and not based on luck?

nope, luck does work on veins. gem vein is a dumb idea to start with. there would be no point in buying gems with real money and pixlelatedgames would make no money. running servers insn’t free ya know

 

Topic: Off-topic / just post your random Christmas storys here

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Topic: Off-topic / What kind of super powers would you have and what would your weakness be?

the superpower to turn anything into money.

my weakness would be balloons

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Where would you rather poop?

i would take a poop in someones mail box. someone is gonna get a smelly surprise. or i would poop in a box and then ship the box to China. i wouldn’t be surprised if some Chinese guy thinks its chocolate cake and eats it. ohh how very yummy tasting shit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which joints can you crack/pop?

am i the only 1 that can crack my ankles? i can crack my knees, wrists, neck, ankles

 
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Topic: Off-topic / who has the best avatar?

my avatar is best. a troll with a gun. this is from fantasy online. completely origonal

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are now the above user's avatar

i have transformed into kirby. i like this avatar

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Something that you wish that didn't exist in America and why

i wished nuclear weapons didn’t exsist. someday, the world could come to an end because of nuclear warfare.

i wish terrists didn’t exsist. ever since the 9/11 attacks, i have never even considered flying on a plane. the only way i ever will is if i can take a parachute on as luggage.

finally i wish counterfit money, cloths, shoes and anything else that can be counterfited didn’t exsist. counterfiting items bring the market down. cause no1 really knows if anything is real or counterfitted any more

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Why is sex censored more than violence?

with out sex there would be no life. i just wished sex was on TV more ofen for the little kids to see. cause most of them will end up doing it in the future anyways.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Your opinions of Abortion

how could any1 even consider supporting abortion? abortion is horrible. abortion is more like murder. just let the child be born and if the mother doesn’t want the child, she can give the child away for some1 to adopt and take care of.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Gay Marriage

i definity don’t support gay marriage. i just can’t imagine what their sex life would be like.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / 99% vs 53%

this protesting would have never happened if it wasn’t for greedy milllion and billion aires. seriously what does a person do with 20 billion dollars? if i ever had that much money, i would give 10 billion of it to a charity or just give the money away to random poor people.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Fantasy Online] this was messed up

i was in haunted forest and this player started following me so i moved everywhere and i even used gotta go and was still following me. so i go back to crab coast and this guy was still following me. then he/she whispered me this: I love you. and then this: mary me. i was like wtf!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you believe ghost are real?

post pictures and other stuff

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Cleverbot Thread

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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Fantasy Online] lick your wounds 4

Originally posted by toyita:

does anybody know where to find “lick your wounds – Rank 4” ?
I found ranks 1, 2, 3 and even 5 , but unable to locate 4.
Please, need location

Thank You!!!

what have u been doing??? seriously how much crack did u smoke? there is no rank 4 and if theres a rank 5 tell me where it is now. I MUST KNOW!

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Fantasy Online] argument must read!

beetslayer and brutal axe both suk anyways. thats the end of this pointless argument.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Fantasy Online] Why isnt this game #1?

i really don’t know y Tyrant is so highly rated. FO is better than Tyrant. FO should be rated higher than a 4.22.