Recent posts by Lapper on Kongregate

Topic: General Gaming / Min Deaths for each level in SeppuKuties?

OH SNAP. Just did it. Amazing. Major props.

Yeah, it took me a solid 5 minutes of experimenting with jamming the keys in different combinations, and that’s how I felt when I finished it. Say hello to 26/30.

On a side note, Tasslefoot’s video walkthrough for 2-2 shows him desperately attempting to grab the acorns for a good while without having a seppuku block to boost him up. You don’t have to get 100% acorns and 0 lives lost in the same run, through. It actually would have been more efficient to do two runs for that level.

Topic: Kongregate / All Badges Sorted by Difficulty! -- (No longer updated)

You think Band-Aid Fetish is the hardest badge? I thought that was one of the easier impossibles, myself.

Topic: Kongregate / Argue (About Everything!) Alpha Testers Wanted

Sign me up, sir.

Topic: Kongregate / Dinowaurs Alpha Testers Wanted

Heck, I’ll do it. I’d say I’m a bit late, here, though. :P

Topic: General Gaming / Smash Bros. Friend Codes

What>?? i don’t get all these numbers

These are basically screen names for Super Smash Bros. Brawl’s online multiplayer. I just got my copy in the mail today, so I’ll post my code here in a bit.

Topic: Kongregate / cards...

There are 51 cards. You must have forgotten Tafari (PAX edition) and Blood Vial (Halloween edition).

Topic: Kongregate / How Do You Get More Points?

First of all, “taking advantage” of five points per game rated wasn’t really something that occurred to many people, because no one got any sort of warning that they would eventually be one a piece. Second of all, I think it’s pretty annoying how a popular enough site is basically an infinite number of points for some people in the top five. Third of all, Tasselfoot, I was here for several points challenges, and you have over 2000 points worth of referrals that I could never possibly get. The scales seem to be tilted in your favor here.

Topic: Kongregate / badges

Yours says that too? Gee, I thought I was the only one who copypasted the badge message to the chat so everyone could know how awesome I was for getting a 5 point badge. No one should ever do that.

Topic: Kongregate / backlog cards

While I like the idea of replaying cards, did we really need to have it kill off new cards and be on a super-slow one-per-week basis? I’m itching to get the card I missed while on internetless vacation this summer, as well as the ones that came out before I joined. :P

Topic: Kongregate / Kongregate Premium Games

That is not the greatest game ever made. Ugh.

Topic: Kongregate / 8 mintue kong interview with jimbo! *with his voice*

I watched the whole thing. Jim seems great. He does a great job of explaining the site.

Topic: Kongregate / Wanted: List of Chatroom tags?

um, send them to your profile for proof. no need to spam the chat with announcements of acquired badges.

Thank you. I’m so sick of seeing those copy-paste jobs.

It seems like “/” is a base for these messages.

Brilliant. Should I show you IRC now? :P

we need a /me function :)

Indeed.

Topic: Kongregate / Kongregate Team @ WhatPulse

Yay, Windows only…. Wait.

Topic: General Gaming / Super Smash Bros. Brawl (SPOILERS*******)

We know about the official blog. Everyone has known about that for months upon months. Thank you for the reminder as we all twiddle our thumbs waiting to play a game that would have been out by now. I have very, very high expectations for this game.

Topic: Kongregate / How new badges are going to be decided

Huh? I was actually planning for Portal to be the challenge tomorrow.

Excellent. I can’t wait to see what tasks can be implemented into the API.

Topic: Kongregate / Does kongregate have an irc channel?

It’s had like two or three, none of them official. It’s been designated that there isn’t going to be one, in favor of the built-in chat rooms.

Topic: Kongregate / My thoughts on future automated user moderation

Yeah. There is no way 20 moderators can handle 40 chatrooms adequetly. Maybe 20 mods, 20 rooms, but you need at least 1 mod online per room, in my experience.

Adventurers w/w/o Pants has no moderator 9/10 times that I scroll down the list. Sure, one stops by every now and then, but we get people who need a good silencing just as often as the next room.

Topic: Kongregate / New kong wiki

I think a wiki that uses the wikipedia engine would be better.

To nitpick, the engine Wikipedia uses is called MediaWiki. I like it as well.

But of course they have to confirm my request first :P

While you’re waiting for the request to go through, you can begin working under Scratchpad Wiki Labs, the testing/preparation wiki for anyone who needs it.

Topic: Kongregate / My thoughts on future automated user moderation

Greg’s idea is brilliant. I would love to see it implemented as soon as possible.

Topic: Kongregate / New kong wiki

I’m not sure why you chose PBWiki. It has its own engine and likes to limit the features, pelting you with advertisements about the “premium version”.

Topic: Kongregate / What badge took you FOREVER to get?

The main pain was getting 240 seconds in particles then 100,00 points in rotazion and 150,000? in some puzzle game i forgot it at the moment.

Rings. Also, despite my best efforts, I’m still down four badges, which is ridiculous. Papa’s Pizzeria, Max Mesiria, and Bloons TD 2.

Topic: Kongregate / Rate the difficulty of the impossible badges

I don’t have Mesiria.

1. 1. Line Game (Painstakingly hard. E on keyboard? You’ve got to be kidding me.)
2. 2. Gravitee (I was 15 minutes from getting to the point where I could use the back door. :P)
3. 3. Max Mesiria (Almost as boring and tedious as Papa’s Pizzeria, which is ineffably boring.)
4. 4. Fold (It took all night and some of the next day, but it’s one of those practice things.)
5. 5. DTD (I actually had a good time working on this. Not impossible in the end.)
6. 6. Orbular (I actually got it on my first try.)
7. 7. Streamline (There’s a glitch in the game that makes it play by itself if you switch windows. Quirky.)

Topic: General Gaming / Super Smash Bros. Brawl (SPOILERS*******)

Zero Suit Samus is the form Samus takes after she uses her Final Smash in a match. They’re the same entity.

@Retron: It has nothing to do with damage taken. The language “it really hurts” in reference to the Super Smash may have been confusing that way.

Topic: General Gaming / New badge for ragdoll...

Or, or, how about this? We don’t make a new badge for it at all.

Topic: Kongregate / Petition to remove badges from Max Mesira

Anyone that was here long enough remebers the Circles of Life challenge the whole 240 seconds in particles was the targets of many people frustrations. That wasnt the biggest walk in the park, but people that really wanted that badge played their hearts out or until they threw their computer out the window.

Beg your pardon, I played that game for hours and hours on end, desperately trying to get the points. I’ve never been able to reach the position necessary to win that challenge. That game is my mortal enemy.