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Topic: Off-topic / i hate fruits

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

I’m a fucking brain-dead halfwit degenerate who has a neolithic rock for a brain so I am just going to say fuck fruit because I don’t know what ripe fruit is and can’t google it OK?

Hey halfwit, try eating a soft mango, a spotted banana (not dole, they’re tasteless), and generally eating something that isn’t fucking inedible.
This is on-par with baking a potato for about 10minutes then taking it out of the oven ya fuck: It’s going to be tasteless, inedible, and generally horrible.
Seek help you sick fuck.

Originally posted by AnAlt_Ver3:

Ugh, how could anyone hate fruits. They’re delish!

People always say this and never eat many fruits.
How much fruit do you have in your house RIGHT NOW?

9cantalopes (large, 50lb’s in total), 23lbs of oranges, 12lbs of bananas, 27lbs of raisins, 40lbs of other bananas, and likely some inedible garbage my family has for their self as well.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you ever have kids are you going to let them play or know about 'POKEMON'?

Originally posted by spookyskeleton:
If you ever have kids are you going to let them play or know about ‘POKEMON’?

Why would I let them know about it or play it?
Why would I encourage them to waste their life on some shit video-game or card-game that doesn’t fucking matter, that teaches them nothing, that simply dulls the mind and wastes time? I’d prefer to actually play with my children and do things instead of throw a game at them and fuck my wife behind a locked door saying “we’re talking” every time the poor sap knocks on the door because (s)he’s sick of that shit game and wants to go play outside.
So no.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Health & Fitness

So, I went vegitabernacle about 6mo ago, and since then I have became lean with ease, have had better performance, and can eat literally whatever I want and as much as a I want of it.
Here’s my nutrition for yesterday, a typical day, albeit a slightly low calorie one.

So, uhm, why doesn’t everyone just fucking eat plants? You have so much better performance and energy levels, as well as it’s cheap as fuck, eating 4-5k calories a day (sometimes more, never much less) costs <$150/mo and you get all your nutrients easily. Fuck you allegedly even live longer and have less chances of getting diseases/cancer.

Carb the fuck up folks.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best of OT 2015: Semifinals Round 1 [Winner: Ruudiluca]

I would like to vote for Ruudiluca as best of OT.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are all boys natural perverts/lustful?

Most? Yes.
Normie purge when?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DO you think USA lost the Vietnam "Conflict?"

Seeing the interests the USA had, they won.
They accomplished their goal of destruction and death of the North Vietnamese while successfully covering up many of the lies they justified their actions through.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / >YOU STILL USE WINDOWS 7

Originally posted by ilneutrino:

Why do you guys keep using the greater than sign, “>”?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / >YOU STILL USE WINDOWS 7

I’d rather feel relatively secure that if I ever happen to cross something illegal that I won’t be hanged from the rooftops.
Sorry m8, guess I’ll continue living in the past.

Really though >Not using Linux

 
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Topic: Off-topic / china and russia vs america.

Originally posted by Hallucent:
lolwat? The US has the most advanced aircraft in the world, and it isn’t even close.

Russians/Chinese have literally the exact same planes (officially) that Americans do (in general, as well as others near-to on-par), and I’d argue more experienced pilots than we do that are prepared for battle.

But let’s suppose you were to somehow find a major aircraft that was better than its American counterpart. Based on sheer numbers alone, the US would still win that battle because they outnumber Russia and China put together, 2 to 1.

Are you stupid?
Warfare isn’t just throwing materials at each other in the middle of the sea. Even if we outnumbered the Chinese 10 to 1 they’d still win if they were defending because of their defense networks.
Even if it was just about materials, we lack efficient production. China could rack out planes multiple a day of good quality while it’d take us weeks for the same plane.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you kill yourself for 1$?

I already did.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

7-8/10, not really what I like however it’s definitely not horrible like most things I don’t listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZa4yre0uEk

 
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Topic: Off-topic / china and russia vs america.

America would collapse simply because of it’s economy is based off China and the EU wouldn’t want to be in the war, thus would likely disregard USA as an ally and not embargo Russia/China.

You stupid Americucks need to realize aircraft carries are worthless outside of offensive measures.
That being said, since Russia/China has (apparently) few, they would have trouble taking land, but to be real, that’s not what they would need to do in a war.

And in regards to Nuclear technology, the USA loses outright left and right down and above, every fucking time every where. We haven’t done shit to our nukes and most are shit and not ready for operation. China/Russia has the technology of modern-day nukes and delivery systems that could potentially get past the USA’s defenses.

In regards to cybersecurity, China/Russia isn’t even comparable to the USA in that field. The USA’s infustructure and power grids would go offline and automation of all types would destroy mass amounts in the USA and cripple us right away.

Combine all of this with our shit military (recruits) and lack of troop placement potential and bases, we would likely have many bases simply over-ran in our occupied territories.
China/Russia wouldn’t reach mainland USA, outside of maybe Alaska and the island regions, but the simple reality is they don’t need to.

Originally posted by Hallucent:

[Active military]

This is extremely misleading; look into China’s military, their reserves are bigger than ours last time I checked and they have more military-trained adults, not to mention better production/transportation potential.

[aircraft carriers/planes]

Which would be stuck in the USA and a few bases because of China/Russia military superiority of the sea to the true aspects of it, such as subs, destroyers, blah blah blah.
You’re also forgetting planes are worthless in offensive against China/Russia due to their extensive defense networks.


Why do people actually ponder this anymore, it’s all theoretical models that’ll never come to be and already would have a determined outcome if they did, and would be entirely based on technology literally none of you have any idea about.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you recycle?

Yes, we recycle about 1-2garbage bags of bottles and cans a week.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How energetic are you?

I’m energetic, but often have no outlet for it.
I can always play a game, take a bike, or whatever else.

Energy drinks are literal cancer.

Originally posted by 15man:

with out a monster in the morning. . . I’m like. . . a zombie all
but if i have that monster. . . all day i’m just at 200%

Thanks for reminding me that you’ll die before you’re even fifty, ya’put a smile on my face.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is the smartest person you personally knwo?

They’re all stupid and I’m not even a person, so I can’t say.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your Sexuality

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
You must have a very loose definition of the word “normal” which is more akin to “everyone I dislike”

Normie pls go

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your Sexuality

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Just do yourself a favor and kill yourself already, Zach.

Normie pls go

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Twix vs Kit Kat

Both are tasteless empty calories that I physically cannot enjoy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your Sexuality

Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
shoot yourself you midget retard

Did I trigger you, normie?

Originally posted by Zaminick:
low test beta

The funny thing is people actually still believe the kikes lies that low test relates to sexual desire and frequency of such acts.
Kike-lover pls go

I can cite for you if you want.
High Testosterone actually reduces your sexual desire according to many studies.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your Sexuality

Originally posted by Ubervierte:
Adult asexuals are just eternal virgins that tell themselves not having a girlfriend was the plan all along.

Technically I’m still an innocent child, at least till someone claims I did something illegal.
I don’t subscribe to the senseless fucking and lusting that normies do.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your Sexuality

Originally posted by Ubervierte:
Only children are asexual. You’re just an unwilling celibate.

hohohaha

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If Straight pill existed?

>People will only sex opposite genders when they’re sexually attracted to them
Normies pls go

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your Sexuality

Out of those four listed specifically, definitely Asexual, at least following the common useage of the other three.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just ate baby food and it was good

Originally posted by occooa:

How often do you eat it?

Depends…sometimes daily, other times once every other day, then sometimes none at all.
I go on spurts of being a baby.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just ate baby food and it was good

Originally posted by occooa:

yes as soon as i watched it i was like gotta get me some of that

Since when did you start watching normie-shits?
You’re supposed to hate things like that Cocoa!

Banana should come in glass too. If not you can try the toddler-squeezies or super-baby plastic containers.