Recent posts by Zachary_Greene on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / WHEN U BUST A NUT AND SHE KEEPS SUCKING

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by Rolby:

Aha zachary that pic is full of fat hipsters

Y-you what m80?

Originally posted by IceBomb45:
lol did you take that 40 years ago

No, everyone is just than plen-ny and someone put a filter on it.

Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

That guy on the right rather reminds me of the guy from Imgur who posed with, ahem, individuals behinds at a Magic the Gathering conference. Like, that exact pose and what not oddly strikes me as being familiar as such. Though if I’m going to take a stab at this I’ll guess that Zachary is the guy on the far right?

No, that’s my brother, Mikkmar got it right.
He wasn’t trying either.

Originally posted by Vipermonkey5:

That woman on the far left looks extremely unhappy.

Das ist meine Mutter.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHEN U BUST A NUT AND SHE KEEPS SUCKING

Discucc*

Originally posted by ReallyIntoBooks:

You are cancer to Off-Topic.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Stupid Cow and Pig eaters!!! (PROTEST THREAD)

>tfw dislike all cow/pig meat
Dem feels…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Super Awkward Moment

So discuss how you’re beta?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Since I gave it to one of you yesterday, I better just post it here before it’s spread with lies.

Which one am I though?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Disney movie "Frozen" Over-rated?

Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

Yeah, in my opinion people who think that are pretty delusional as the lgbt stuff fits no where else in the story, so they’re meerly latching on to a song that can be applied to almost anyone’s life, as Books’ said.
Personally I don’t see it as related to lgbt stuff specifically, obviously, or to anything specifically, however the rest of the movie does wrap the song into a bundle that isn’t too obvious in my opinion.

The song, that specific one at least, didn’t have any major relevance, at least compared to the others, in regards to a specific group though, although the rest, in my opinion, debunks the lgbt theory.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Only about 2,500,000 posts on OT?

Yes, that’s what I am saying.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Crow Discovers Water Displacement

Friendly reminder, ravens are smarter, more playful, and cuter than crows.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Only about 2,500,000 posts on OT?

There has been more.
Mods remove/delete tons of posts, and they aren’t counted into the total.
We’re probably at a minimum of 3million by now.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New Disney movie "Frozen" Over-rated?

It’s probably the best Disney movie in a very long time, and the most meaningful, in my opinion, in total.
Like most things, there’s hidden gems and meanings behind many things, including in this movie, Frozen, some people relate to the “let it go” song and like it simply for that, because they feel it’s speaking for gay’s, but I think that would be stupid to like the film simply for that. I personally don’t care for the song, and don’t relate to it nearly as much as the rest of the movie, and many other songs in it.

You probably just missed the secret messages, the gems, and the similes/undertones to other things in it, and all of that.


EDIT: Oh, and it’s been out for nearly half a year.
It is not new whatsoever. There’s been multiple kids movies since then.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Wherez meh kredz?

>tfw have 118kreds
Feels weird.
I have no use for them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How many times (*Do you think) you have looked at a thread but not post in it?

On OT?
At least 1200 times.

Everywhere that has “threads?”
At least 14200.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Wherez meh kredz?

Originally posted by dias17se:
Originally posted by Rigariga:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

Contact support@kongregate.com.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My mom broke her foot this morning

I find it funny how I get censored yet no one else does.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sup

So what do you like to do with the celery, Steve?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

7/10, minus the being too close to the mic, and all of that, I didn’t hate it, and considering what I saw on their page and on that video, I should have.

And because you rated theirs 1/5, I tried it, and I agree, 1/5 → 2/5, shit-tier rap. Not the worst, but certainly not good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bhOlWHN80k

 

Topic: Off-topic / My mom broke her foot this morning

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Topic: Off-topic / I have to shit.

I dislike it, as I have hemorrhoids or something, and other butt-issues.
Having a nice big shit and having no butt-issues, with a nice, peaceful, delicious, clean wipe is one of the best feelings I have experienced in my entire life.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Tips for Being a Good Mom

It’s actually pretty easy to get basically free babysitting; find someone with no experience and offer references, find someone who enjoys being around (some) babies and test your luck, offer someone with too much time on their hands to do it in exchange of food and entertainment, or of course there’s “darker” options, like not being a shitty mother and getting your baby adopted, or giving your baby, or young kid to a pedo for the time requested.
Personally I’d give you free babysitting if you gave me something of such, assuming the baby isn’t a month or less old. I actually help my mother babysit my cousins kids for a twenty here or there, which makes me get .50cent → $1 an hour or so, but it gives me something to do, and personally, I kind of like playing with their ~10mo old baby girl. Plus I’ll get experience and stuff, and if I wanted to stay in town when we decide to pack up and leave, I could offer my “services” and stay in their spare room, or somewhere of such.
Oh, and make sure you put a bottle in the drawer, babies can almost feed their self.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So, Kongregate dosnt supports GIFs adove a certain amount of memory...

The avatar will be transmitted to hundreds of people, while a post containing a gif will likely meet a few, or maybe a good ten or twenty, and after a certain amount of time, the post will fall into oblivion, while your avatar is static.
Basically, they do this on purpose, they aren’t able to support Gifs above ____ memory because it would lead to too much bandwidth being used, among other things. They can’t support it, they aren’t lying, but it’s not a fault in the ability to host it, but rather to transmit it.

Of course lets not forget, as mentioned by others, an avatar is hosted here while the gif is not, and because of this, the data for the gif does not need to be stored on Kongregate’s servers or transmitted through their website whatsoever.
Kongregate’s a window with flowers, and the avatar is the flower that you may see, while the gif is the bee that flies beyond the window that you can still see.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Children shows teach kids to be nice

>Children shows
>Teaching children anything “good”
Hell no.
Honest human interaction and play teaches them far better.
They’ll share much better if you eat with them, and y’all share each others food. They’ll care more about ____ if they see how they really are, see adults vs ____ for an example.

Seriously, TV is toxic for the young mind, and toxic in general unless you acknowledge a few basic facts about it.
The same applies for video games, and generally anything that is virtual, or generally modern whatsoever. Of course I’m speaking of the young mind as baby-toddler years mainly, however, the same really applies to all ages and to most tv/games/modern things.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / if this gets one reply i will continue breathing

Originally posted by FULLMEASUREZAM:
You’d know

#scorched

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When you see a pyshopath with a knife that offers you 999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999 dollars

Have a nice discussion with him, if possible, and accept his offer.
Psychopaths aren’t always bad you kike.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Walgreens Tried to kill me

Originally posted by WeaponsDealer:

[No grammar]

I don’t speak British.