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Topic: Off-topic / what GOD(S) do you WORSHIP

>Worshiping gods
>Not based Satan
ISHYGDDT

 
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Topic: Off-topic / everyone its my birthday today

Originally posted by GoldenMeowers1:Well no improvement in punchuation and correct typing just a nice capitial letter at the start of each word :)>

Now just get the “I’m” thing down and you’ll be, without a doubt, better than half the people who still post here.
I mean, I don’t have to translate you now, so maybe you’re already there.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Team Fortress 2 Masterthread

Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:
Isn’t it still the second most-played F2P steam game? Though I can imagine because of Valves need to constantly just add hats and nothing of real value.

Sometimes it is, usually, still, yes.
However, remember when it was the first?
Remember when it had over 150k people playing it at once?
Now it barely scrapes about 45k aside for an hour or two a day.

In my opinion most of those users aren’t real ones because the amount of servers don’t match up, not to mention half of the populated servers seemed to be achievement idles last time I opened TF2.

Originally posted by ItsabirditsaZHS0:
A few months ago my email got blacklisted for subscribing to a child porn website.
subscribing to a child porn website

What site was that?
That’s how I know you’re bullshitting me without a doubt.
Then again seeing what else you mentioned you probably thought ML was the (CP) site and you “accidentally” made an account and then you got VAC banned for being a nigger and you just can’t connect the fact that you used a speedhack you found on google on TF2 and got banned for it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Team Fortress 2 Masterthread

Friendly reminder to get the fuck out of TF2 and cash out on all your hats because it is a DEAD GAME now and the prices will fade as the last of the community does.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Ok im going to tell everyone here my real name (rollerCROWster thread)

Originally posted by V0idGuard:

wow thanks mods

Please report this post /2/.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you had to join the United States military, which branch would you choose?

You literally ask this question a minimum of once a year.
Stop.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official 2014 FIFA World Cup Thread

Friendly reminder Brazil is almost as bad at soccer as they are at playing Dota.
Friendly reminder the only thing worth watching regarding the world cup are the mass protests.
Friendly reminder you should be discussing the protests ITT.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Birthday Thread *niceman555*

Thanks for forgetting my birthday again you stupid niggers.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Most favorite nintendo game.

Nintendo is trash though.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever received a genital exam?

Yes.
It’s somewhat forced in Texas that you get multiple checks throughout your pre-teen/teen years.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Skyrim tips and tricks

Originally posted by Zachary_Greene:

How do I get rid of a dead body?

Please respond, this is urgent.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Skyrim tips and tricks

How do I get rid of a dead body?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / La K+ y su Desarrollo

Sie haben nicht zu k + haben, aber wenn Sie die Vorteile möchten, dass Sie zahlen müssen. Es könnte kostenlos sein, aber sie können Geld aus unnötigen Features, also warum nicht?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Job/Profession

Define “as a child.”
The earliest I remember actually wanting was to be a parent/babysitter.

Before then there was wanting to be a cop, but I remember why, it wasn’t being a cop, they misunderstood, I wanted the cops CAR.
The state troopers car.
Not their job.
Not to be them. Not their status, not their belt or vest, gun or dog, just their black sly Crown Vic.
The odd thing, is in a way, I have my desire there, I have a white Crown Vic that’s (probably) basically mine.

Now flying back to the job I remember, because I liked the idea of it, and the presumed things you’d have to do. Although oddly enough things always edged strongly to wanting to babysit/parent a daughter/girl. Maybe it’s because I still had a strong hate to boys because of the situations I had experienced in regards to them, the bullying, the stupidity, the distance between us, or maybe it was just because I always liked how/what the girls in elementary school were and they were actually nice.

My job, well, currently, is not the best.
I play games for money (tournies) and I also bet like a mad man. But hey, I win 3/4 bets I do so the odds are in my favor. It does make money.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What did you do on the internet when you were 10 year old?

Played Runescape constantly, played WoW constantly, occasionally had a sniff at /b/.
Things weren’t too abnormal (overall) then, give it a year though and the disease spreads.

The year before I was playing Diablo 2 and the above two games occasionally, the year after lets just say the games were reduced, other things increased.
The year after that is really when things went from a typical internet user to beyond.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What kind of season do you enjoy more? Summer or Winter?

Winter.
Summer is just a horridly humid/hot time with so many mosquito’s you (literally) want to kill yourself.
I can’t even go outside right now it’s so bad.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Im limited 1 hour of internet

I didn’t really go to school for 3-4years and when I went I got 90-100 on everything, while still playing 25-60hours a week on steam.
Seriously, you’re just fucking stupid.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I've played 204 hours of Civilization 5.

Welcome to hell.
I also played Diablo2 when I was 5-6~ till I had 4 or so level 80s and $50+ worth of gems, WoW till I had multiple 80s, with maxed gear on multiple level 20~ rogues to demolish battlegrounds in.

There’s a reason why I don’t play for fun: I can’t have fun.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I've played 204 hours of Civilization 5.

I’ve played 3794hours of Runescape, 1174hours of CSS, and 561hours of Dota2.
The last two were in the last year or two alone.
Runscape was long ago.


EDIT:
Oh, I forgot to add my other account on Runescape, forget the off-accounts though.
5849hours total.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How many pairs of underwear do you have?

~20 non-white whitey tighty’s
~12 of which are black, and I actually wear.

Oh, and technically, I may have one thong, even though I don’t use it, and someone else possesses it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mods are asleep, post pictures of ANYTHING

Originally posted by Gaybidou:

sorry for posting cp

But that wasn’t CP…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / All the money in the world is concentrated in the hands of 14 years old.

I find it funny you take those cash elements seriously, especially as if they had it, and not their labels, etc etc…
1billion isn’t that much anyways.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Imagine you could...

Burn every country to the ground economically after a 3month period of transfer of money to the country I chose to back, thereby making them more powerful.
Then after they’re filled with sheckles and technology, I’d cut of every single market from trading and drop everything, thereby making “my” country the best, and the most capable all around. I then push for global dominance.

My host country would most likely be China or Russia, obviously.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / you can eat all u want and not be fat

US isn’t even the fattest country.

We may not be the fattest country, but it’s in our culture more than any other, the lies, the acceptance, and it’s usually more than just chubby here, but more of obese.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anyone else filter zhs?

Just wondering; I really recommend it.