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Topic: The Last Stand: Dead Zone / WHO WAS DRIVE?

Originally posted by Precious11291:

So you and your survivor crew are waiting at a Large Residence in East Trenton.
Suddenly you get a call : You can use Deathmobile to get picked up!
You get picked up, had a nice talk with that Recon (dat butt).
You get out.
But you realize, since everyone was at the scavenge…
WHO WAS DRIVE?

“where were you when automated mission”
“at compound”
“survivor is kill”
“no”

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg What if...

then the monsters would get you killed.
what if RotMG had a “dildo dagger” for the assassin/rogue/trickster?

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but Homer stole it.

I wish for 6 arms!

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

granted, but the pie… WAS A BOMB! (spongebob reference)

i wish to be Chuck Norris!

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Looking for an Active-Caring Guild

join X Force! our guild is always active and were usually on USmidwest2

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

granted, but it was pie flavored.
i wish for an ammy

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / The Mystic's ability

mystic is at its best when trolling

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but you were not in the realm when he spawned and he was killed before u got 2 him and then u raged.

I wish that all bronies would just die out forever, except for the ones that are my friends. other than that, all bronies suck.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / [Guide] What to do, and what not to do.

^ RICHFAG ^

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / New Classes that should be added

btw i was also thinking of a berzerker, but heres what he should have:

weapon: warhammers
ability: rage crystals
armor: skins/hides

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / New Classes that should be added

SAMURAI

weapon: katana
ability: transformation scrolls
armor: heavy

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / [Guide] What to do, and what not to do.

Do NOT buy vault chests! Make another ROTMG account to use as a “mule” and store more items!

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Your "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" Moments

forgot it wasn’t minecraft and tried shift-clicking an inv of def pots into my vault (i learned the hard way that it wasn’t minecraft (-_-) )

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / respawning

Obviously not your grammar skills.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

granted, but then (the horrible) bronies infect the memes and we all die.

i wish bronies died out

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Samurai

Bracelets? Maybe smoke bombs that confuse enemies to harm other enemies. BTW lower dex a bit.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but they still hurt and mutilate your face, and you rage. a lot.

I wish team AvO got their ice-cream!

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / class ideas

BERZERKER
Weapon: warhammers
Special: rage crystal
Armor: hides
Ring: whaddaya think???
starting stats:
HP:200
MP:100
DEF:20
DEX:5
ATT:20
SPD:5
VIT:10
WIS:5

max stats:
HP:1000
MP:500
DEF:150
DEX:5
ATT:150
SPD:5
VIT:50
WIS:20

Ability items:
berzerk shard:increases atk by 25, lowers def by 25

crystal of anger: increases atk by 50, lowers def by 50

gem of fiery madness: increases atk by 50, lowers def by 25

shard of the crystal of infinite nerd rage: increases atk by 75, lowers def by 50

cracked crystal of infinite nerd rage: increases atk by 80, lowers def by 50

crystal of infinite nerd rage:doubles atk and def stats

no time for warhammers, but do you like my idea? slow fire rate, high damage output!

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Samurai

lol i was thinking about samurai as a good class TOO!
ability = animal transformation scrolls?

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but you got sued for putting sperm in your pepsi, because you were secretly in love with the fat woman who the factory milked daily because of her pepsi-producing breasts. the sperm got into the womans boob and cloned itself there, and the pepsi factory then had sperm-pepsi.

I wish my lil bro wasn’t so annoying!

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / New class idea

he has low dex and spd, so its kinda even :/

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

granted, but its a dildo

i wish for some fries

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / how to report ppl plz help i got scammed with my 2 rings and i wanna report him

tough luck, theres no reporting and no admins.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

granted, but you are an equivalent to a faggot on youtube saying “FIRST

i wish i could actually sell my “Wand Of Recompense”

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / need a guild

join Ninjatics! we have a great clan, and im the leaders older bro! IGN?