Recent posts by fractalman on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by Ganthro:

I’m… Surprised at how many My Little Pony fans there are on Kongregate… I mean, 2482 pages? What’s so great about that show? Am I missing something?

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic describes a D&D deathworld that has, for the most part, been made to roll over and play nice with the ponies.

This…includes over-domesticating their animals to the point where they have to lead the seasonal bird migrations.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is an Off-Topic forum.

Originally posted by ImplosionOfDoom:

Square dancing counterclockwise while covered in Velveeta cheese, at midnight, will open a portal to hell.

Which, in turn, unleashes the Clown Car from dwarf fortress.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Flame wars: OT edition

Originally posted by Reginleifx:

Who am I kidding? Every thread in this forum is basically a flame war.

well…
Almost every thread.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I’ll just ignore some people who like picking on a retarded white 13 year old. You won. You beat me in a battle of wits. A battle of wits that have no meaning but to make another person angry for no reason. I have gotten better recently, but its only thes

This has come up before?
What did I miss during the past two or so years?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you fuck yourself?

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by fractalman:
Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

Cloning is illegal anyways, so unless you have a twin or something -

since when is it illegal? #out_of_touch_nerd

And we’re talking star-trek transporter type of clones not real-life clones. Real life clones don’t have your memories and thoughts.

Originally posted by K_i_c_k:

Ive been thinking about this a bunch lately.

If you had a clone of yourself would you fuck it?

Would that make you gay?

OP never mentioned anything about star-trek trasnpoesvkokvoklmn clones or w/e you called it. #hashtags_are_gay

1. Claims hashtags are gay.
2. Uses a hashtag
3. therefore, 10crystalmask01 has claimed to be gay.

-You walked right into that one.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Tale of Gabidee in the Kingdom of Trentis. The Awakening.

Then a Culture Ship shows up and says “oh that’s cute, OH NO YOU DON’T!” uses effectors "there! Ebola is now a mere pet, indulged in only by the masochists. "

…I’ll, uh, go to sleep now. I’m just tired of the Ebola cult threads.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Soul Eater NOT! good?

I hear that Excalibur is hilariously annoying. It’s also ranked #20 most popular anime/magna based upon fanfics on fanfiction.net.

That’s all I know.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you fuck yourself?

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

Cloning is illegal anyways, so unless you have a twin or something -

since when is it illegal? #out_of_touch_nerd

And we’re talking star-trek transporter type of clones not real-life clones. Real life clones don’t have your memories and thoughts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you fuck yourself?

Originally posted by Ganthro:

Every time I think I’ve seen it all, you guys go and show me a new depth of depravity. Never change.

Oh, and by the way:

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by 123kittycat101:

No thank you.


Lets just say that clone shenanigans isn’t even a 2.5 out of 10 on my scale of weirdness…and leave it at that.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you sleep on

Originally posted by burntfires22:

My bed.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT thread not the Battleship/Battleshit thread.

Originally posted by Battleship203:

Talk about anything here. Period.

I was wondering…does anyone else know whether the Riemann-zeta hypothesis has any bearings on the accuracy of string theory, or of figuring out the actual equations of M-theory?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is exactly the point of Laughtrack?

Originally posted by UberTranen:

It’s there to tell lazy people when they’re supposed to feel something.

fixed it for you.

well, ok, so it tells idiots when to laugh as well.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / would you sacrifice a OTER to bring one back?

Originally posted by aguspal:

Whats exactl hañpening here?

nice unneeded enyay.

What’s happening is that off topic is being off topic instead of discussing the wondrously overpowered ritual whereby we sacrifice an otter to bring back (resurrect) a human.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I will destroy the U.S. government

wtf?

Where did the “us government created ebola” conspiracy theory come from, anyways?

Never attribute to malice that which is much more simply attributed to stupidity.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Obama

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

conspired against the people of the U.S. by creating ebola and spreading it, and trying to covertly install tracking devices in the bodies of all U.S citizens via the ebola vaccine that will most likely soon be implemented

The internet isn’t good at conveying sarcasm.

Ebola existed before Obama became president.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / would you sacrifice a OTER to bring one back?

Originally posted by Aleazor:

I can bring them back! I can bring them all back!!!

Do this. totally.

Ressurections for everyone who’s ever been an OTER!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your least favorite channel that you frequent/used to frequent.

Sci-fi, whenever I had the chance.

Now it’s all scyfy wrestling.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Illegal thread

Internet explorer has performed an illegal operation and will now close.

What? Even if I had done anything serious, you think I’d admit it over the internet? Of course not.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last meal you cooked yourself?

I made toast today
#deliberatelymissingthepoint

On a more serious note, I made instant ramen then added two cans of veggies.
There is…way, way too much corn in my pantry.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could infect one person with Ebola...

Originally posted by Nickthos:

My penis cure Ebola, just sayin’

Sure, by giving us all super-HIV instead.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by Aleazor:

fractalman,
A cute one ;-)

oh, that’s what you were going for.

Originally posted by Darkscanner:
Originally posted by VanHalen1:

Umm so did any of you guys see the new Equestria Girls movie that just came out? I haven’t seen it yet and I was wondering if it was good.

I did. I’d say it’s on about the same quality as the show, and there are a few really good parts. Overall a good movie and worth the time of watching.

In regards to all the hate, I think it’s maybe a little bit ironic that bronies are bashing the movie without watching it because they find the premise childish.

I have mixed feelings about the movie. I spent about 30 minutes thinking “use Fluttershy’s song already!”. On the other hand, the scene where Twilight was so tired she started using her mouth to write was fridge BRILLIANCE at its finest.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by Aleazor:

Obama is a Brony: Confirmed.

There are half-decent photoshop pics, and then there’s terribly obvious photoshop pics. guess which one this is?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by fractalman:
Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by headsmasher12345:

i am a brony huge fan the shows EPIC brohoof to evreypony

Are all Bronies as poorly written as you are?

No. We are not all as “poorly written” as headsmasher12345.

I know, I used to be a brony. Then the third season came out, and with a lot of bronies going to sexual with the whole thing, I just bowed out.

so you’ll never read my “literal sugarbowl” contribution to the MLP loops fic?
:(

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If there was an Evil version of you that try to kills you, what would you do?

Originally posted by DanielMontgomery:
Originally posted by Aleazor:

You mean an exact twin?

U not ebil I found pic ov u n u seem nice

DAWWW!

However, beware! Every once in a while an evil overloard will stop to pet the dog just to look nice, even though they’re evil…

#too_much_time_on_tvtropes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by headsmasher12345:

i am a brony huge fan the shows EPIC brohoof to evreypony

Are all Bronies as poorly written as you are?

No. We are not all as “poorly written” as headsmasher12345.