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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by fractalman:
Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by Darkscanner:
Originally posted by radar816:

I used to like MLP, but then everybody started to like it.

Ew, hipster. :\

It was more that you needed to know the internet memes more than watch the actual show. I didn’t even know Derpy was a MLP thing. It got too “meta”.


My first real introduction to FiM came from the spacebattles-spawned MLP Infinite Loops, which is about what happens if you put MLP into a semi-stable groundhog day loop held together by yggdrasil which in turn runs on tropes, and undergoes ‘fused loops’ (aka crossovers) with other works like Doctor Who, Pokemon…and uses the recursive fanfiction character “nyx”, is one of the longest mlp stories out there…


That’s about as meta as you can get without googling “recursion”.


There you go. I used to get drunk and watch FiM on Netflix after work, but once the show ended everything online was so up it’s own butt that I just said no.

{shrugs}

Do keep in mind that I’m hardly normal. Most fanfics are much more reasonable in their premise…like “Past Sins”.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [INTELLECTUAL DISCUSSION THREAD] Breaking news: Bunneh sticks the nail in the coffin with cold but deserved reply [INTELLECTUAL DISCUSSION THREAD]

Totally, TOTALLY out of context there OP. Yellow yelled, threw a tantrum for no reason, overreacted, and said “I’m leaving”.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I wanna learn how to shitpost

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:
Use impeccable grammer.
grammer

Clarificatttion: use Impeccable Grammer but artrocious spe11ing.

{whistles innocently}

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why are you people so mean??????????!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Cyber Bullying happens.

That said, what Yellow is bringing down upon himself here is mere trolling. None of it will try to follow him to a new website. Cyber Bullying tries to follow you around. Trolling does not.

On the other hand, “Wherever you are, there you will be.” so if he parks himself in another website…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I wanna learn how to shitpost

Use impeccable grammer.
Remain on topic.
Remain calm.
Be polite.

Oh wait…that’s not how to shitpost…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why are you people so mean??????????!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Boomibom:

Trolling =/= cyberbullying
And I am not being mean to you
You are just annoying
When you are new to the Internet, OT is not the place to start at

OT is a rampaging mess of trolling, stupidity, and intelligent people willfully pretending to be stupid. Yes.

Originally posted by YellowThings:

there are cyber bullies on this website and its not nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop being mean to me and everyone else because its not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! be nice to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[citation needed]
Trolls yes, bullies, I dunno.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by tenco1:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

did I just fucking hear you talk shit about Twilight Sparkle

Did I fucking stutter?

She’s the worst character; I find her boring, irritating, and personally offensive. I legitimately hate what she’s become and how horribly the writer’s screwed up her arc.

I’ll tear out your spine and tie it together with your guts, then I’ll use it to strangle you, then I’ll hang your head from my mast, then we can talk about mercy

Calm. Down.

Originally posted by YellowThings:

i love mlp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my favorite pony is rainbow dash because hes soooooooooooo adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i could cuddle him for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours because hes so cuddly and cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if i weighed less id want to ride on him all over the place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She. Rainbow Dash is a she, with a large tomboy streak.

That said…{turns you into Scootaloo} there you go.

Originally posted by TommyTheKiddy:

My fav is Queen Cadence >_>

Last I checked, Cadence was still going by the title of Princess.

Did you mean Queen Chrysalis? I can undestand the confusion, Queen Chrysalis did disguise hereself as Princess Cadence for a while.

(That said, Chrysalis was a classic case of evil Stupid. So draining someone of love makes them tired? Ok, so go around offering good night kisses to ponies who have trouble getting to sleep! Sheesh!)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

“Nooooooooooooooooooooo.
No no no no no no no nope.”

{context: Taylor Herbert with a dinosaur freaking out the cast of Jurassic Park.}

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by Darkscanner:
Originally posted by radar816:

I used to like MLP, but then everybody started to like it.

Ew, hipster. :\

It was more that you needed to know the internet memes more than watch the actual show. I didn’t even know Derpy was a MLP thing. It got too “meta”.

My first real introduction to FiM came from the spacebattles-spawned MLP Infinite Loops, which is about what happens if you put MLP into a semi-stable groundhog day loop held together by yggdrasil which in turn runs on tropes, and undergoes ‘fused loops’ (aka crossovers) with other works like Doctor Who, Pokemon…and uses the recursive fanfiction character “nyx”, is one of the longest mlp stories out there…

That’s about as meta as you can get without googling “recursion”.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most powerful non eternal fictional being

Originally posted by DanielMontgomery:

DeaD pool beats bugs in the “ridiculousness” category hands down

Superman prime 1 million is faster than light and also has dimensional warping power from becoming a 5th dimensional being. that basically means you can turn the barbarians or wizards brain to stone killing them instantly.

SMP1m is OP as fap but he is not the most powerful

When did he survive erasure by an author?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / favorite currently living athlete?

Tiger Woods-now hear me out!

He’s less bad than the other option.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you were a pigeon and you could shit on anyone in the world, who would it be?

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

OP

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most powerful non eternal fictional being

not too familiar with any of those characters, but knowing D&D, i really doubt and wizard in that game could be more powerful than superman

Running on rules as written, you get an infinite wish loop, can’t be caught flat footed, and can cast Celestial Haste to borrow enough time to cast a spell. Then you cast “Polymorph any object: lump of kryptonite.” Oh and If you have prep time you can make exponentially increasing numbers of Ice Assasins.

Rules as written means: the GM isn’t putting their foot down to stop any of the stupid shennanigans.

He is the only person to ever break through the source wall and basically speak to God face to face. Superman prime 1 million represents ultimate power.

…y’know what?

I think it’s time to reveal the winner:

Bugs Bunny.

He can survive being ERASED by an animator’s pencil.

Other guys can survive being ripped out of their respective comics. Bugs survived being ERASED. He runs on rule of funny. He spends his time trolling OTHER TOONS, who survive things like being squished into a pancake.

Bugs Bunny stomps everyone else.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Bermuda Triangle real?

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

of course the bermuda triangle itself is real, we’re just not sure about the legends surrounding it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most powerful non eternal fictional being

Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

muk is powerful cuz it made of toxic sludge and nothin wants 2 fite it cuz it is a toxic sludge wad and they dont wanna have 2 wash their hands afterwards

Why would they need to wash their hands? ranged planetbusting says “hi”.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official OT Flamewar Quarantine Initiative Thread

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by fractalman:

That fire isn’t hot enough. we need GRIDFIRE for this thread!

don’t worry, there’s more

Gridfire is bigger and hotter. it vaporizes planets.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most powerful non eternal fictional being

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

Let me know when you guys find someone more powerful than superman

Memetic Mr. Rogers, who won the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.

Or a level 20 D&D wizard running on rules as written.

or Dr. Strange if he sells his soul for ULTIMATE POWER.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla

And it’s funny how you click “like” on your own comments. How egotistical. I’m done now.

Can you even do that on youtube?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Flame wars: OT edition

Gridfire stomps!

Infinite energy that turns into a universe buster if you let it get out of control. :D

Edit: I’ve been hanging out on the “versus debates” section of other forums too much.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The most ridiculous punishment for a kid ever

I’d post, but what I have in mind is, ah, not safe for work.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official OT Flamewar Quarantine Initiative Thread

That fire isn’t hot enough. we need GRIDFIRE for this thread!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most powerful non eternal fictional being

Before suggesting candidates for most powerful, Ask yourself:
Does your candidate have defenses against planet-busting attacks?
y: continue…
n: He, she, or it gets blown up by some of the lower-end DBZ characters, nevermind the highest-end DBZ characters.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most powerful non eternal fictional being

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:
Originally posted by DanielMontgomery:

That’s pimp! Good one doom! that’s at least as powerful as Superman prime one million or Scarlet Witch!

Side note the Pokemon Magcargo is hotter than the surface of the Sun, so if one of those Pokemon existed on planet Earth it would pretty m.

although it’s not more powerful then the people we’ve listed here I think it’s still a fun fact that some Pokemon are still extremely powerful and more so then a bunch of the comic book characters that we have mentioned on this list (Flash, hulk, mandara, Kirby,)

If Jade disqualified due to immortality then I’ll have to go with Mewtwo, he’s a stronger clone of the already powerful Mew, capable of replicating almost any attack from other pokemon. Seriously, a good look at the setting and it’s clear that humanity has only survived through domestication of other species.

Ahah, no, mewtwo is not the most powerful. He was the most powerful pokemon before Arceus, but planet busters are simply beyond him.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why evolution is false.

High crystallinity is indicative of intelligent design. Low crystallinity is indicative of evolutionary design.

The human body is complex, but it is low in terms of crystalinity; wheras a computer program will rarely compile if you alter a single letter, a human will usually be fine if you alter a single piece of the DNA sequence. (not always. just usually).

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is so mind blowing!

[This post is only visible if you dance around the room and send the footage to me.]