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Topic: Off-topic / Flame wars: OT edition

Gridfire stomps!

Infinite energy that turns into a universe buster if you let it get out of control. :D

Edit: I’ve been hanging out on the “versus debates” section of other forums too much.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The most ridiculous punishment for a kid ever

I’d post, but what I have in mind is, ah, not safe for work.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official OT Flamewar Quarantine Initiative Thread

That fire isn’t hot enough. we need GRIDFIRE for this thread!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most powerful non eternal fictional being

Before suggesting candidates for most powerful, Ask yourself:
Does your candidate have defenses against planet-busting attacks?
y: continue…
n: He, she, or it gets blown up by some of the lower-end DBZ characters, nevermind the highest-end DBZ characters.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most powerful non eternal fictional being

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:
Originally posted by DanielMontgomery:

That’s pimp! Good one doom! that’s at least as powerful as Superman prime one million or Scarlet Witch!

Side note the Pokemon Magcargo is hotter than the surface of the Sun, so if one of those Pokemon existed on planet Earth it would pretty m.

although it’s not more powerful then the people we’ve listed here I think it’s still a fun fact that some Pokemon are still extremely powerful and more so then a bunch of the comic book characters that we have mentioned on this list (Flash, hulk, mandara, Kirby,)

If Jade disqualified due to immortality then I’ll have to go with Mewtwo, he’s a stronger clone of the already powerful Mew, capable of replicating almost any attack from other pokemon. Seriously, a good look at the setting and it’s clear that humanity has only survived through domestication of other species.

Ahah, no, mewtwo is not the most powerful. He was the most powerful pokemon before Arceus, but planet busters are simply beyond him.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why evolution is false.

High crystallinity is indicative of intelligent design. Low crystallinity is indicative of evolutionary design.

The human body is complex, but it is low in terms of crystalinity; wheras a computer program will rarely compile if you alter a single letter, a human will usually be fine if you alter a single piece of the DNA sequence. (not always. just usually).

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is so mind blowing!

[This post is only visible if you dance around the room and send the footage to me.]

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Windows 8 looks like it sucks absolute ass

Originally posted by oliverlolface:

Wow.
If i wanted a windows phone on my laptop i would port android into it.
Where the fuck is the start menu.
Omg.

Eww, that looks like kidsdesk (aka bob) from the windows 3.1 days!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Life sucks because it doesn't end.

Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by fractalman:

If you are genuinely stuck in a groundhog day timeloop…

Prove it. Take over the world. Win at the stock market. Figure out whether I would cooperate with you or defect against you in a prisoner’s dilemma.

Oh, wait, you can’t do any of those, because you’re not actually in a time loop. Or, if you’re not feeling up to doing one of those sorts of things, then you’re not feeling up to proving it in the first place, therefore from our perspective, you may as well not be in a time loop.

If you were in a time loop, you wouldn’t be able to do any of those things.

Um, if you’re in a groundhog day loop where your memories, and only your memories, go from year 2016 back to year 2014, then that’s plenty of opportunity to exploit the stock market.

there are time loops and time loops. OP has described a groundhog day timeloop.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most powerful non eternal fictional being

He aspire him to his mouth and swallow him. And anyway, Kirby can’t get cuts in half so easily.

aspire? aspire?
…no. just no.
two words: Casual planetbusting.

casual planetbusters are, quite simply, out of kirby’s league.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I will destroy the U.S. government

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

Becuase Ebola’s been around for a while.

Because it’s hard to falsify records. Everyone that isn’t a sheep knows Ebola was developed in a lab.

More like “I read ‘Lassa Fever’ and knew what Ebola was long before the outbreak in the USA happened”

We are fortunate that Lassa Fever peters out after two or three human→ human host jumps.

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

Becuase Ebola’s been around for a while.

Because it’s hard to falsify records. Everyone that isn’t a sheep knows Ebola was developed in a lab.

“Everyone that isn’t a sheep”

Fallacy: Appeal to emotions.
Failure mode: Lack of actual evidence.
Failure: every record you claim was falsified means you have a bit more evidence you need to prove that Ebola was developed in a lab.
Failure mode: it’d still be simpler for the US to slip tracking devices into flu-vaccines than to invent a whole new virus just to slip tracking devices into the vaccine.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This be mutiny to me posts!

Originally posted by Ganthro:
Originally posted by Aleazor:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

fuck pirates i’m a ninja

Oh, it’s so on.

Pirates:
Get wenches.
Drink Grog.
Shoot guns.

Ninjas:
Wear silk dresses.
Drink tea.
Throw smoke and run away.

When I was a little kid, I was such a psychotic ninja fanboy that it was embarrassing. I would have unfriended you for even saying that. I used to run around on MMOs and spam, “NINJAS RULE AND PIRATES DRULE” (I couldn’t spell back then, either), and get into an intense debate with whoever disagreed. Now, I instinctively hate ninjas. So sad.

Anyway, Vampires are the new ninjas. No, wait, Edward Cullen ruined that.

{Snerk}

Though there is luminosity, which “makes the original look like a shoddy fanfic”.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I will destroy the U.S. government

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by fractalman:

wtf?

Where did the “us government created ebola” conspiracy theory come from, anyways?

Never attribute to malice that which is much more simply attributed to stupidity.

there is reasonable evidence to back up my theories

…yeah right.
when was ebola created, then?

Becuase Ebola’s been around for a while. Also, if the government wanted to put tracking devices into stuff, they could have used the flu vaccines.

By Occam’s razor the burden of proof is now on you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by andyb112:

I can’t wait until this topic gets locked people need to do something with their lives and not watch ponies.

i don’t think this topic will be locked considering how long it’s lasted, but i do agree that there’s something a little fucked up and pedo-ish about grown men obsessing over a show made for preschool-aged little girls

It was made to be “target audience: little girls ages 5-8, but still something that the whole family could enjoy”.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Life sucks because it doesn't end.

If you are genuinely stuck in a groundhog day timeloop…

Prove it. Take over the world. Win at the stock market. Figure out whether I would cooperate with you or defect against you in a prisoner’s dilemma.

Oh, wait, you can’t do any of those, because you’re not actually in a time loop. Or, if you’re not feeling up to doing one of those sorts of things, then you’re not feeling up to proving it in the first place, therefore from our perspective, you may as well not be in a time loop.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by Ganthro:

I’m… Surprised at how many My Little Pony fans there are on Kongregate… I mean, 2482 pages? What’s so great about that show? Am I missing something?

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic describes a D&D deathworld that has, for the most part, been made to roll over and play nice with the ponies.

This…includes over-domesticating their animals to the point where they have to lead the seasonal bird migrations.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is an Off-Topic forum.

Originally posted by ImplosionOfDoom:

Square dancing counterclockwise while covered in Velveeta cheese, at midnight, will open a portal to hell.

Which, in turn, unleashes the Clown Car from dwarf fortress.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Flame wars: OT edition

Originally posted by Reginleifx:

Who am I kidding? Every thread in this forum is basically a flame war.

well…
Almost every thread.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I’ll just ignore some people who like picking on a retarded white 13 year old. You won. You beat me in a battle of wits. A battle of wits that have no meaning but to make another person angry for no reason. I have gotten better recently, but its only thes

This has come up before?
What did I miss during the past two or so years?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you fuck yourself?

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by fractalman:
Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

Cloning is illegal anyways, so unless you have a twin or something -

since when is it illegal? #out_of_touch_nerd

And we’re talking star-trek transporter type of clones not real-life clones. Real life clones don’t have your memories and thoughts.

Originally posted by K_i_c_k:

Ive been thinking about this a bunch lately.

If you had a clone of yourself would you fuck it?

Would that make you gay?

OP never mentioned anything about star-trek trasnpoesvkokvoklmn clones or w/e you called it. #hashtags_are_gay

1. Claims hashtags are gay.
2. Uses a hashtag
3. therefore, 10crystalmask01 has claimed to be gay.

-You walked right into that one.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Tale of Gabidee in the Kingdom of Trentis. The Awakening.

Then a Culture Ship shows up and says “oh that’s cute, OH NO YOU DON’T!” uses effectors "there! Ebola is now a mere pet, indulged in only by the masochists. "

…I’ll, uh, go to sleep now. I’m just tired of the Ebola cult threads.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Soul Eater NOT! good?

I hear that Excalibur is hilariously annoying. It’s also ranked #20 most popular anime/magna based upon fanfics on fanfiction.net.

That’s all I know.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you fuck yourself?

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

Cloning is illegal anyways, so unless you have a twin or something -

since when is it illegal? #out_of_touch_nerd

And we’re talking star-trek transporter type of clones not real-life clones. Real life clones don’t have your memories and thoughts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you fuck yourself?

Originally posted by Ganthro:

Every time I think I’ve seen it all, you guys go and show me a new depth of depravity. Never change.

Oh, and by the way:

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by 123kittycat101:

No thank you.


Lets just say that clone shenanigans isn’t even a 2.5 out of 10 on my scale of weirdness…and leave it at that.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you sleep on

Originally posted by burntfires22:

My bed.