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Topic: Off-topic / Illegal thread

Internet explorer has performed an illegal operation and will now close.

What? Even if I had done anything serious, you think I’d admit it over the internet? Of course not.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last meal you cooked yourself?

I made toast today
#deliberatelymissingthepoint

On a more serious note, I made instant ramen then added two cans of veggies.
There is…way, way too much corn in my pantry.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could infect one person with Ebola...

Originally posted by Nickthos:

My penis cure Ebola, just sayin’

Sure, by giving us all super-HIV instead.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by Aleazor:

fractalman,
A cute one ;-)

oh, that’s what you were going for.

Originally posted by Darkscanner:
Originally posted by VanHalen1:

Umm so did any of you guys see the new Equestria Girls movie that just came out? I haven’t seen it yet and I was wondering if it was good.

I did. I’d say it’s on about the same quality as the show, and there are a few really good parts. Overall a good movie and worth the time of watching.

In regards to all the hate, I think it’s maybe a little bit ironic that bronies are bashing the movie without watching it because they find the premise childish.

I have mixed feelings about the movie. I spent about 30 minutes thinking “use Fluttershy’s song already!”. On the other hand, the scene where Twilight was so tired she started using her mouth to write was fridge BRILLIANCE at its finest.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by Aleazor:

Obama is a Brony: Confirmed.

There are half-decent photoshop pics, and then there’s terribly obvious photoshop pics. guess which one this is?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by fractalman:
Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by headsmasher12345:

i am a brony huge fan the shows EPIC brohoof to evreypony

Are all Bronies as poorly written as you are?

No. We are not all as “poorly written” as headsmasher12345.

I know, I used to be a brony. Then the third season came out, and with a lot of bronies going to sexual with the whole thing, I just bowed out.

so you’ll never read my “literal sugarbowl” contribution to the MLP loops fic?
:(

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If there was an Evil version of you that try to kills you, what would you do?

Originally posted by DanielMontgomery:
Originally posted by Aleazor:

You mean an exact twin?

U not ebil I found pic ov u n u seem nice

DAWWW!

However, beware! Every once in a while an evil overloard will stop to pet the dog just to look nice, even though they’re evil…

#too_much_time_on_tvtropes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by radar816:
Originally posted by headsmasher12345:

i am a brony huge fan the shows EPIC brohoof to evreypony

Are all Bronies as poorly written as you are?

No. We are not all as “poorly written” as headsmasher12345.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could infect one person with Ebola...

Originally posted by dylantherabbit:

who would it be?

You, the OP.
MWAHAHAHAHAH!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are/is the most overrated thing(s)?

Sports.

Originally posted by DanielMontgomery:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by aguspal:

The best part of this is how this entire big ass argument started because of me supposedly hating Minecraft even though I dont even hate it in the first place


I just happen to not think of it as a masterpiece, thats all.


Is the difference between fact and opinion really this hard to grasp?


perception is reality

only some parts of reality are defined by personal perception. a great deal of reality is invariant under perspective change.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Off Topic is dying.....

It’s always dying. The universe is dying. bit by bit, we are running out of negentropy/getting stuffed full of entropy.
:(
depressing stuff, man.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Buuuuuuuurp.

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by inmonkeyness:

This is inexcusable! Off with his head!

Hey, dude, it’s the internet, not Alice in Wonderland.

Full pardons for everyone.

And if you don’t get it, read the original. Nobody ever actually gets their head chopped off.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do Some People Get Off On Being Angry/victimised?

Do some people get off on being angry or victimized?

Yes. Literally.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most powerful non eternal fictional being

Originally posted by Gabidou99:

he can only take one or two steps after swallowing

I don’t understand this part. Kirby in Smash can perfectly walk/run after swallowing something.

Really?

It might have been a different iteration. There’s, what, 4 different smash games?

Even so, Kirby still has range limits. Casual planet busters still stomp if they start more than 5 feet away.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most powerful non eternal fictional being

“Well, enemies such as Mario or Sub-Zero are not “Bosses” for Kirby… Remember he can aspire every fighters in Smash bros!”

yeah, but in smash bros the power is otherwise nerfed, he can only take one or two steps after swallowing, and it doesn’t kill the target unless you can puke them over the edge of the arena.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / cock sizes?

this is bigger.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / We're a CAWture, not a CAWstume

Originally posted by aguspal:

I dont get it.

I laughed a little bit, but I don’t really get it either.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / */0{ HEY }0\*

Not Enough Information To Proceed With Advice.

Off the top of my head, there’s three types of bullies: the kind who will go away if you stop reacting to them, the kind who will only go away if you stand up to them and punch them in the nose, and the type who will not stop bothering you unless you move to a different city.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most powerful non eternal fictional being

Originally posted by Gabidou99:
Originally posted by fractalman:
Originally posted by Gabidou99:

Kirby. Fucking kirby.

Can’t absorb things that are too big.

What make you said so?

Kirby can’t swallow bosses in the games.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How Old Is Too Old For Trick-or-Treating?

Originally posted by UberTranen:
Originally posted by Rick_____Astley:
Originally posted by UberTranen:
Originally posted by Gabidou99:

The only reason I go Trick-Or-treating is for the candies/chips.

That’s the only reason trick-or-treating exists.

Then why do you say it’s for satanic worship?

These people think they’re doing it for candies and chips but they’re really honoring Satan.

Prove that Satan exists as anything other than a social construct. Prove that God exists as anything other than a social construct. just remember Occam’s razor.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Granted we need to take discussions seriously here......

{gets ideas for a thread about what would actually happen if people started turning into ponies at a rate of one person every minute}

I think the actual topics can be somewhat silly.

Edit: HOWEVER, there are limits. {cough ‘I think god is a dinosaur’ cough}. Furthermore, the sillier the topic, the more serious and mature the thread creator needs to seem/be.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / don't like blue? f blue, blue's nullified.

Discuss favorite colors, Galacticus’s nullification gun, and how they’d interact.

-oh, and what our world would look like if blue ceased to exist.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most powerful non eternal fictional being

Originally posted by Gabidou99:

Kirby. Fucking kirby.

Can’t absorb things that are too big.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / If Caravaneer 2?

Originally posted by Naggym:
Originally posted by Tysonrox07:

Caravaneer 2 is officially going to be released this friday the 8th. It will be released on Games of Honor.

and here is the link: http://www.gamesofhonor.com/caravaneer-2

{gasp}

IT LIVES!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you do caravine or aguspal?

Caraviner? oh, that’s a pretty awesome game.

Oh. wait. that’s not what this is about.

Originally posted by Meistheman:

I’d do Caravine. Like, do him a favour.

Well that depends on the favor, doesn’t it.