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Topic: Off-topic / You can get any mod demodded

Of course not. For starters, I’ve never played CoD in my life.

Second, risking my life just to get someone demodded…just isn’t worth it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do older people like my little pony so much? Whats so great about it..>?

It’s about a bunch of ponies who try to be nice to eachother despite living in a Dungeons and Dragons type deathworld.

Admittedly, some of the recent episodes seem to be suffering from trying to cram too much into a 20 minute episode, without taking the time to really flesh stuff out. The side effects include unfortunate implications that I really, really doubt the authors intended.

But…yeah, I do recommend trying to watch a few episodes, if only the “big episodes”, like the pilot episodes, and the Return of Harmony, and if you really like it, you can watch some of the other episodes as well.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Crappy pickup lines

Are you an angel? Because your face looks like you fell from heaven.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are elfs the most powerful race ?

I note that your OP simply asks “are elves the most powerful race”, without taking the time to specify “within the Lord of the Rings universe”.

Thus, the correct answer is: they aren’t. Humans from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann are far more powerful.

Restricting ourselves to the LOTR universe, the elves, for all their power, are a dying, fading race, with limited numbers, while humans are getting ever more numerous.

Thus, the correct answer is: Elves were the most powerful race, but they have faded; now, humans are the most powerful race.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Did you know that Alligators have a portal to bunnyland in their mouth?

There is now a user named Ally the Alligator.

stop editing locked threads to be about me, you bully!

Brb lol’ing myself to death.

I agree with MmeBunneh: LOL

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it true that the my little ponies could take down GODZILLA ???

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Nope Godzilla would stomp those things to death. Hooray for Godzilla!

I will reiterate: which version of Godzilla are you referring to? There are certainly versions that could do it, but remember: the ponies have, as an ally/friend, a solar system level reality warper.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it true that the my little ponies could take down GODZILLA ???

Originally posted by Holy2334:

Well, Rainbow Dash did take out Starscream in a death battle …..

I’d give them a shot.

Death Battles are non-cannon and have no bearing on the actual combat capabilities of the participants. They are also not terribly well researched. Please do not use them as evidence.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it true that the my little ponies could take down GODZILLA ???

Originally posted by 15man:

the best pony (spike) could KICK HIS ASS

Maybe with greed growth, but not as he normally is. His breath is pretty powerful (vaporizing ice takes a lot of energy), but not powerful enough (unless you find a relatively weak version of godzilla).

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it true that the my little ponies could take down GODZILLA ???

Originally posted by aguspal:

Why did I click on this thread?

Perhaps you were hoping to see this image?
;)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by zhs0O:

The castle episode was hillarious and season 5 is off to a good start, I hope they bring back Discord.

You’re in luck. The next episode is supposed to focus on him.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it true that the my little ponies could take down GODZILLA ???

The whole question rests very, very heavily upon a single question: which version of godzilla?

I suspect there are comic versions of godzilla who casually blow up stars. However, movie godzillas are vastly less powerful; merely nuke level, give or take.

These versions of godzilla can be taken out by ponies, though not necessarily through brute force.

Fluttershy’s stare, Twilight’s “want it need it” spell, other mind control spells, Discord’s reality warping (He made the sun and moon zip around without even trying. Turning the big lizard into a plush toy won’t be very hard for him.)

Originally posted by spookyskeleton:
Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:
Originally posted by spookyskeleton:
Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

Don’t they have a friendship powered nuclear weapon or something?

I says something like this before, Godzilla is made of nucular power so a nuke would just make him stronger

What about the Love Powered satellite laser?

I dont know anything about that but godzilla tanks it because it sounds stupid.

The friendship powered laser has taken out a solar-system level reality warper, a being who could bring about eternal night, and a being who stole pretty much all the other magic in the setting, including the powers of said reality warper.

If godzilla gets hit by the friendship beam, he loses. The friendship laser, as dumb as it may sound to you, is incredibly potent.

Originally posted by zhs0O:

A sonic rainboom has lots of power, but couldn’t take down Godzilla. He could use his laser, but they would most likely be too fast to shoot (rainbowdash). Godzilla is a giant armored dinosaur, built for combat. I don’t think their magic could lift him up or anything.

Twilight lifted an ursa minor way back when, and she’s only gotten magically stronger since then. There’s actually a good chance she’s got enough magical oomph to lift him at this point in the series; if she’s pumped up on the magical power of the other alicorns, she can do it for sure.

Originally posted by ImplosionOfDoom:

Neither of these things exist outside of the imagination.
Therefore the answer will vary depending on who you ask, because they will imagine the fight differently.
Thus the question is moot.

There are entire forum communities that have brought the art of X versus Y to a science. You bring up the feats (Character X lifted a tree. Character Y flung a boulder at 300 m/s), make the calculations, and whoever has the best feats wins.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So there exists a forum or something were you can actually have threads with no discussion?

xgenstudios has/had “spam land”, which is what you describe.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

the fuck do christianity and atheism have to do with ponies

Nothing, ubermorgen is the kind of guy who will use his religion as an excuse to troll. Just ignore him.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

Leman scratched his head as the third anti-party device he’d built turned into a bundle of balloons and streamers.

“Why don’t you show me your bridge…maybe I can get an idea about how to use what you already have in another way from there.”

Curiosity Killed the Cat grinned. Somehow, the grin reminded Leman of Celestia’s pranking face. “Certainly!”

Leman stared at the footbridge over the gaping chasm, and facepalmed. “You could have told me you were one of those fully self motivated sorts that doesn’t even have a command bridge.”

“Just because I’m benevolent doesn’t mean I don’t like to play pranks every now and then.”

Leman half glared, half pouted. "Well, now I know why your grin made me think of Celestia’s pranking face. "

“You will have to tell me more about her later.”

The Eldar farseer nearly fell backwards as the new vision came to them: a new Eye of terror would open, and it was too late to do anything about it.

was wondering if you’d be willing to tra

[context: Culture/40k crossover set in the Infinite Loops.]

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A strange man is eating your gingerbread house

Originally posted by Bankzy:

Wait I have a gingerbread house?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

From the sneak peak, I wasn’t sure if the City of Sameness was more toxic-meme or full-blown hegemonizing swarm.

well…now I know. It’s a hegemonizing swarm.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Melinda Obama "Health Meals"

Originally posted by Indy111:
Originally posted by sabercow:

The Last Airbender

My god yes! What a freaking let down!

Never trust live action movies based off cartoon shows!

Is it only bad because of the “does not meet expectations” factor, or is it bad in and of itself?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to kill a troll?

holy hand grenade!

-oh wait, that’s how you kill the killer rabbit.

Thankfully, sunlight works against both the older types of trolls (lord of the rings) and the modern troll. How you expose the troll to sunlight from across the internet is up to you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Melinda Obama "Health Meals"

Originally posted by sabercow:

The Last Airbender

I’ve heard some bad things about it, but there’s no way it can be as bad as, say, Star Quest: the Odyssey. shudders

 
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Topic: Off-topic / swag

Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by Swag69Yolo:
Originally posted by nikolas10161:

Damn kids…

ur just jelly of mi swag

Not jealous of your spelling.

agreed.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Proof that liberals are superior to conservatives.

0/5 stars.

Unless this is meant to be a total mockery of politics, in which case 1/5 stars: the nigh-unreadability kills it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

If the pond/water is required for the ripples, then how can light exist without a medium through which to travel? We could say it’s because the waves are also particles


Me trying to talk sense into speardudezor.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just solved the universe!

I don’t think it contradicts the mumbo jumbo I’m presenting

Not so much contradicts as…renders irrelevant.

Besides, your “illuminati confirmed” went about it in all the wrong ways. THIS is how you do “Illuminati confirmed” with light:

Light is particle, wave, and energy.
That’s three things.
There are three sides of a triangle.
Triangles are the symbol of the Illuminati
Illuminati confirmed.

If the pond/water is required for the ripples, then how can light exist without a medium through which to travel? We could say it’s because the waves are also particles

That…gets into field theory, which makes my head hurt. So, I’m not sure I can help you much there.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just solved the universe!

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by fractalman:

Spear?
Look up Gauge symmetry before you try talking about light, darkness, and wave/particle duality.

well excuuuuuuse me for not being familiar with every obscure concept that may or may not be taught in universities
Did I say I’m a scientist? NO! I think I said very clearly, in the beginning of the post, that I’m not a superman scientist!

maybe you could explain it to me because I’m too stupid to understand what my search engine’s results say

First, we have the electromagnetic field…Picture a really, really still pond.

There’s no light yet, becuase the pond is still.

Throw a rock into the pond: those ripples are light. Places without ripples in it may be considered “dark”, but it’s plain to see that we don’t need those patches to have the ripples; we just need the water that supports them, and a slope.

we could, concievably, “light” the entire pond up by dropping a massive boulder in one end of the pond. darkness only shows up occasionally where the ripples cancel out: darkness only exists when the slope of the water is zero.

As for guage symmetry…guage symmetry says that you can lower or raise the pond as a whole without changing whether a place within the pond is lit up or not.

Hope that makes sense.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / People quoting scientists are full of shit

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by Cwovictor:

ITT: Uber can’t accept he’s wrong

It’s not limited to this thread.
It’s probably just an act, though.

Sufficiently advanced trolling is indistinguishable from stupidity.