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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / what is the best pack to buy?

elmocount

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Ask darkfag

Originally posted by Keep6:

do you like fruit in your jello?

Depends, mostly I do.

Originally posted by Keep6:
why can’t you afford food?

Cuz Im on food stamps and the US hates whites like me now

Originally posted by Keep6:
why do you live in a gated community?

Wtf is that?

Originally posted by Keep6:
How white are your parents?

Whiter than the president thats for sure.

Originally posted by Keep6:
Did you know watermelon is made up of mainly water?

Yea

Originally posted by Keep6:
why do you think pats joined the navy?

Wasn’t good enough for the marines maybe, or maybe he just liked that sailor dick

Originally posted by Keep6:
Do you think pats is gonna pull a Cheddar Bob and shoot himself?

Give him some weed and he’ll do whatever.

Originally posted by Keep6:
How much money would Synap have to give you to suck his cock?

Maybe $1m upwards.

Originally posted by Keep6:
Why hasn’t this thread been locked yet?

Cuz its MAI THRED!

Originally posted by Keep6:
How frequently do you eat dog food?

When my food stamps run out I use my dog food stamps (the US gvt thinks I own a dog for some reason; i ate him a while ago lol)

Originally posted by Keep6:
When was the last time you had sex with an asain lady?

lol never

Originally posted by Keep6:
Did you tell aforementioned asain lady that you liked her special fried rice?

Nop

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Remove WB tourneys

Originally posted by mrmastermonster:
Originally posted by darkfang77:

Remove the house cut from WB tourneys, then maybe the tourneys could get popular again.

This would probably encourage some extra participation, but I still can’t see pack-based WB tournaments ever really taking off again, so I say remove house cut and all, or at least all before flashpoint, pack-based WB tournaments

called for it dozens of time sbefore

 

Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / New cards by process of elimination

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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / What Will You Do When Tyrant Ends?

Originally posted by Pats133:
Originally posted by crazyeye2011:
Originally posted by Pats133:

i really hate “woo girls”

Perhaps good for dt?

good for nothing. Woo girls are empty headed girls who cant get a man lol

empty head = more space for my D (reason why i left LDV)

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Ask darkfag

Originally posted by ManuelDevil:

should i come back playing and posting in forum, instead of baking pizza all day long?

yes lel…

Originally posted by ladolcevita:
Originally posted by ManuelDevil:

should i come back playing and posting in forum, instead of baking pizza all day long?

are there guilds in italy for trade of “playing and posting on forum”? if yes, pls check with them first, otherwise not allow. also remember to sell ur pizza guild membership.

GTFO

Originally posted by ManuelDevil:
Originally posted by ladolcevita:
Originally posted by ManuelDevil:

should i come back playing and posting in forum, instead of baking pizza all day long?

are there guilds in italy for trade of “playing and posting on forum”? if yes, pls check with them first, otherwise not allow. also remember to sell ur pizza guild membership.

Is this an “ask ldv” thread?

No LFV just jelly

 

Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Players' Pack] Survey Results

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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Ask darkfag

Originally posted by Pats133:
Originally posted by darkfang77:

OK, if its a girl, it doesn’t matter if she sews her vajayjay, asshole and mouth shut, as long as she is willing, I will use her in some way.

For guys, I will still do soggy biscuit, handjob (recipient) and not much else.

wtf is soggy biscuit

u know what blue cup is but not soggy biscuit?

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Reasons P. Rex wont get rank 1

Originally posted by OgreSean:
Originally posted by darkfang77:

and what about evocati? once top #3 faction and amongst oldest in the game. leader is afk, kick him out and make evo at least in top 50 before the end of the game lol

evo was weak

didnt u lead evo once lol

lol yeah faction was long dead by then

 

Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / [Players' Pack] Survey Results

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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Ask darkfag

OK, if its a girl, it doesn’t matter if she sews her vajayjay, asshole and mouth shut, as long as she is willing, I will use her in some way.

For guys, I will still do soggy biscuit, handjob (recipient) and not much else.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Ask darkfag

Originally posted by Pats133:
Originally posted by darkfang77:
Originally posted by ladolcevita:

If scotland becomes independent will u cry and burn ur union jack undies?

Oh, and tuition fees for British students will not be the £9k as it normally would (probably back to £3k), Scotland wins however you look at it if they get independence.

aw boo hoo 9k. You poor baby

Also ahahahah that he doesnt know what “going hard in the paint means” Its a basketball reference. It means driving closer to the basket where the PAINTED lines are

How do you not know what Solo cups are and still call yourself a college student?

How do you not know what a Solo cup is despite the terrible song “Red Solo Cup”?

Why are you racially biased against blue people?

I have a confederate flag in my bedroom

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Ask darkfag

Originally posted by ladolcevita:

If scotland becomes independent will u cry and burn ur union jack undies?

Oh, and tuition fees for British students will not be the £9k as it normally would (probably back to £3k), Scotland wins however you look at it if they get independence.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Ask darkfag

Originally posted by yeasy:

Please explain why your ‘ask’ topic is the best.

I am the best free player in Tyrant. Period.
I am the only person who stands up to the real trolls and people who try to push others over in the community. Period.
I am a straight, white, heterosexual male who has a lot of experiences to share and a lot of things to say :D

Basically I’m your average answer whore, AMA and I’ll give you the answer.

Originally posted by ladolcevita:

If scotland becomes independent will u cry and burn ur union jack undies?

If Scotland doesn’t get independence, the current politicians will have to abide by their promises (not really but they might) and give the Scots massive rewards and incentives for voting “No.”… On the other hand, if Scotland gets independence, I will get easier and cheaper Scottish goods due to the poor trade of the Euro and the black market trading (buying Scottish goods in £s because they realise the Euro is not anywhere near as much value and they’ll compromise a little), the UK’s debt will lose the Scottish share, we’ll hand over some assets and reduce the running costs of the them. The Queen will presumably lose her assets in Scotland, decreasing the monarchy’s power and monopoly and generally, Scotland gets to be the left-wing country it has always wanted to be, expect harsh taxes for the rich (which is why they’re all screaming to leave if Scotland votes Yes) and better QoL for everyone in general.

tl;dr, Scotland please become independent I beg you.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / The Joke Thread

Originally posted by ladolcevita:
Originally posted by PsychoRaito:

Latvian girl is say “I want go America one day.” Father is say “I send you America.” Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use for salty potato. Father think moment, say “Daughter, I no send you America.” Potato is more salt.

XD

cant find any latvian pornstars that are fit qq

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Ask darkfag

Originally posted by Pats133:

I demand DF answer his questions. Who is the best smurf?

Don’t watch that gay shit.

Originally posted by Keep6:

Why is pats such a homosexual?

Cuz he’s in the Navy lol

Originally posted by Keep6:


Also why don’t you go hard in the paint?

WTF is that?

Originally posted by Keep6:
When was the last time you brushed your teeth?

This morning

Originally posted by Keep6:
Do you have a cat?
Why don’t you have a cat?

No… I like cats, but too much commitment

Originally posted by Keep6:
Why haven’t you started playing TU?

Bcuz TU app sucks.

Originally posted by Keep6:
Red Solo cups or Blue Solo cups?

WTF is this shit?

Originally posted by Keep6:
What was your last purchase on ebay?

Can’t remember…. Shoes I think

Originally posted by Keep6:
What do you currently have in your fridge door?

Nothing lal.

Originally posted by Keep6:
What’s your drug of choice?

Umm… I don’t mind some weed… But if it was a YOLO thing I’d try something harder if it was pure and one-time only

Originally posted by Keep6:
Why are you doing an AMA?

Cuz it was cool lol.

Originally posted by Keep6:
How many questions am I allowed to ask?

As many as you want lol

Originally posted by Keep6:
Why do you think you’re called darkfag?

Cuz I have haters :D

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Ask darkfag

Originally posted by CadillacJenkins:
Originally posted by CadillacJenkins:

What’s a meta surge deck these days?

can’t find one that works with the new meta :/ xeno fear is quite competitive… or astoroth decks

Originally posted by s83ke6n:

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

probably 0, cuz he’s too busy drinking piss and eating moose hearts.

Originally posted by CornSamurai:

Batman or Superman?

#TeamBatMan

Both are douches

Originally posted by ladolcevita:

1. When will you unmute me?

STFU

Originally posted by PsychoRaito:

If Jose were to come here and instigate conflict, would the mods lock your thread?

probably… although if my haters do it, mods would make sure they had the last word tho.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Bloodrealm is WMT + TU

Originally posted by crazyeye2011:

Pats is going to thank you for the info.

yeah pats, check her twitter out and maybe insta, only partially nude photos there (no vajayjays) but her tits are pretty saggy… doesn’t look 47 tho.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Bloodrealm is WMT + TU

Originally posted by crazyeye2011:

FYI she’s not an escort, not because I can’t afford such superior quality (est. 5-10k per night), but she’s a good fun none or less.

ok this slut is called rachel williams (47 lol MILFs ftw) and sadly no porn guys, only playboy at most.

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Bloodrealm is WMT + TU

Originally posted by crazyeye2011:
Originally posted by Pats133:

yay! is she a bikini model or something? im bored.

She’s not a professional model atm if that’s what you ask.

would you believe if I told you that I knew her

is she an escort then ? u banged her?

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Reasons P. Rex wont get rank 1

and what about evocati? once top #3 faction and amongst oldest in the game. leader is afk, kick him out and make evo at least in top 50 before the end of the game lol

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / The Joke Thread

Originally posted by Pats133:
Originally posted by purei:

This is not funny…. its more… disturbing in a funny way
BTW jose jokes are appreciated.

so who is that guy lol?

when will the first ISIS joke hit reddit?

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / I apologize for this not being related to Tyrant.

Originally posted by ladolcevita:
Originally posted by FredrIQ:

Destiny sucks and is insanely overhyped.

+1 all the critics say it’s mediocre. I always agree with the critics coz they smart.

but since it’s not on PC I cannot play it and experience its suckiness :D

critics smart lol… these are american critics so… half the IQ plz

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Reasons P. Rex wont get rank 1

Prex doesn’t have enough drama and dickfag sry thats the only reason

 
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Topic: Tyrant: General Tyrant Discussion / Bloodrealm is WMT + TU

Originally posted by Pats133:

I wish crazyeye’s gif transitioned slower… because…reasons…

she’s not american (aka white master race)