Recent posts by MoopsiePook on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / http://i.imgur.com/Smb33.gif

(you are the girl, communism is the truck)

Topic: Off-topic / Truth or Dare

dare because my edges will cut through any darkness you have in your soul

Topic: Off-topic / Election Day is literally cancer.

well it’s not like you have to be in the middle of it nerd

Independents

everytime

Topic: Off-topic / How to hack KFC

Bear

Topic: Off-topic / How to hack KFC

there

Topic: Off-topic / How to hack KFC

it’s here not there

Topic: Off-topic / Some people think I'm beautiful

Obviously troll votes.
I mean.
Nobody would vote “No” just to give pity.

Topic: Off-topic / Remember kiddos,

I WONT EVER LET IT GET THAT FAR.

That’s what France said about the advancing nazi troops.
Guess what.

Topic: Off-topic / I'LL TURN THIS DAMN CAR INTO A LAKE.

GUYS YOU’RE BREAKING THE RULES, YOU AREN’T SUPPOSED TO INSULT HIM
WHAT IF YOU GET SILENCED
THAT"D BE VERY BAD

Topic: Off-topic / I'LL TURN THIS DAMN CAR INTO A LAKE.

ANOTHER ICONIC ZL THREAD
IT"S LIKE HE"S OOZING INTERESTING THREADS AND POINTS OF DISCUSSION THAT WON’T EVENTUALLY LEAD TO THE COMMENTS OF HIS LOW INTELLIGENCE (WHICH IS NOT TRUE BECAUSE ZL IS FUCKING AMAZING)

Topic: Off-topic / Remember kiddos,

That’s an oxymoron

Aim for the stars isn’t as oxymoronish as the college and school ones
but i’m glad one person noticed

Topic: Off-topic / Remember kiddos,

It is a possibility.

This is a possibility that must not happen.
There was a 100% chance for negative after effects of the atomic bomb exploding, so I want a 100% chance that you have a bullet between the eyes on sight if the authorities ever catch you disobeying the American law.

I will not have you sipping up your hippie juice on my American soil.

Topic: Off-topic / MEXICO I AM DISSAPOINT.

NEVER CHANGE ZL
KEEP THAT NON-CONFORMIST ANTI-HIPSTER GROOVE TO YOUR MOEVS BRO
DOWN WITH BIEBER, BLACK, AND REAL-LIFE CARTOON NETWORK SHOWS.

Topic: Off-topic / Remember kiddos,

Originally posted by holleratthesunn:

I’m going to do meth. Just this once.

you aren’t following D.A.R.E., that’s dangerous
you might even turn into some sort of modern age hippie

Topic: Off-topic / Think about the MOST TERRIBLE song you have ever heard...

The Anthem of Russia.
I could almost swear they were screaming out some mix of navajo and russian in a terrible communist opera.

Topic: Off-topic / Remember kiddos,

I won’t accept your pitiful wit and humor here, this is for those not faint of heart and a will of steel.
This is the beginning of a crusade against the forces that even terrorism falls short of.

Topic: Off-topic / Remember kiddos,

If you’re of Latin american descent, you are counted more as a tool rather than a actual human being.
So tearing up weed as a Latin american is essentially like having a sentient lawnmower anyways.

But I’m sure you’re not spic, or at least you’d best not be.

Topic: Off-topic / Remember kiddos,

Don’t do drugs
Crack is whack
Dope is a nope
Meth is death
PCP doesn’t get you R E S P E C T
Angel Dust isn’t a must
Bath Salts isn’t a good alt
Weed is for mowing
Stay in school
Go for college
Aim for the stars

And most importantly, stay vigilant against flea-bitten cults, people who don’t follow the same sexual preference as you, people born with two sexual organs, foreigners to America, and remember to brush your teeth to spite those dirty Brits.

Topic: Off-topic / How to get an A on a test

Why learn the material about 3 weeks prior when you can learn it during a test and get an A?

I personally believe that cheating is God’s secret way of giving us intelligence, second to burning bibles and actually going act instead of clapping your hands if you believe.

Topic: Off-topic / Holy shit OT, the most amazing thing just happened.

Hah.
Playoffs.

Hah.
Miami.

HAHAHA
Pacers.

Topic: Off-topic / heres my plan

Welp, I didn’t need those 60 IQ points I just lost reading through this.

Thanks, now I can see how fun it is being mediocre.

Topic: Off-topic / Share some random statistics about yourslef.

16/F/NYC

Topic: Off-topic / how do you defeat the troll?

I don’t follow internet crap out of the internet and barely do inside of the internet.
So I push Tubby McGrub out of my way and continue to my friend’s house.

Topic: Off-topic / Why are people so against hunting deer

face

What about starfish, clams, jellyfish, and worms?

Topic: Off-topic / what do you want to do in life? (career)

I wanna be an Astronaut!