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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Originally posted by poffZ:

granted a single means a single million for you i wish for podœo

Granted, it becomes a ▒▒▒▒▒▒ and escapes into the wilderness.

I wish for a ballpoint pen. A nice one.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Originally posted by WoG1747:

Granted, you got respon’d.
I wish for waterproof, safe, unlimited use portal gun.

Granted, it only shoots one type of portal.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / I'm starting to think that Realm hates me.

(This isn’t a whiny-bitchy thread. I just think it’s sort of funny.)

Every day is an NPE for me.

Every night I lose yet another 2/8. I’m poor (both IRL and in Realm) so it’s hard to build back up after that.

I’m not unskilled. I’ve dodged O2 shotguns at melee range and O1 death-blasts by going between the shots. It’s not like I’m always taking hits. It’s just that I get a lot of freak accidents. Yesterday afternoon, 2/8 warrior somehow manages to get killed by an O2 shotgun. Despite the 20 knights surrounding O2 to tank the star things for me (they don’t all pierce), somehow they get through to me. Yep. One hit. And last night my archer, also 2/8, gets one-shotted because of the magical power of rubberbanding. Apparently Septavius is capable of killing an archer with ~730 health in one hit if you lag into him.

Okay, that just seems like I’m a moron. But then I stopped to count my loot.

Let me go back a bit further. The only classes I’ve ever gotten good loot with are warrior, wizzy, sorc (funny story, I’m a pro sorc, but I hate the class now), and assassin. That is, if I get loot. I counted every egg versus every pot in the godlands and it turns out that I get five eggs between every pot on average.

That’s five disappointments in a row. Eggs really shouldn’t drop in pot bags.

It’s not like I’m not doing SB. Back in the ammy days I had a warrior with all tops and UTs and was maxed. I was doing a Trench one day with my guild, used Jugg, and attacked Thessal with a Demon Blade. Somehow, 0. I fought Oryx 1 with only a level 17 rogue for backup.

Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nada.

I know the game has an RNG, which also seems to hate me. I’ve been playing for close to two years now and here are all of my whites:

2x csword
2x cwand
1x cbow
1x plane
1x EP (had it for six seconds, somehow standing on Limon’s traps kills a max-def warrior within seconds despite only doing 6 damage per hit)
1x scammy
1x cc armour

That’s it. I know people who have gotten hundreds of whites.

Hell, whenever I get one, I do a sobriety test on myself.

I’ve probably done hundreds upon hundreds of UDLs. Never once have I gotten a Doom Bow. Despite being in a tomb of six people, three of whom were melee, my 6/8 wizard still managed to get 0, which is funny because I distinctly remember Bes charging at me and being shot the whole time by me alone.

I got a Mad Robe once, when Labs still were just way too easy and the loot too bad. Since it got buffed, I’ve never gotten an UT from Lab save for an Expo.

I’ll keep this updated. I think after everything I’ve said about what this company is doing wrong they’ve added in a special section in their code for handling me.

if (player.getName() == “Swordrush”)
{
RNG.setUTProbability(0); // Untiered drop chance
player.setLaggy();
player.setPriorityTarget(); // All enemies will target this player over all others
}

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Latest death?

6/8 wizard to a ghost god because apparently ghost gods do 1000 damage per shot.
1/8 rogue (with plane and spec) to a ghost god in the exact same situation. I need to stop going near ghost gods.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / the funny things that noob say thread!!!

Originally posted by xxhosamxx:

i was a 3/8 rouge with a emmy in oryx 2 i got cosmic and griff and a noob told me that he will give me agate+def pot for both when i refused he kept saing noob and went to clear the rest of WC i went to clear with him he said dont follow me noob after 0.1sec he died@@

3/8 and you can’t spell “rogue.” ……

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / What for unclock my password

Originally posted by Tonyziin:

I created my account in kongregate… don’t have password!
What to login in official site of rotmg?
i don’t have my password

Not possible. You cannot transfer accounts from Kong to the official site or Steam.
/thread

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Arena

Originally posted by Yankee2012:

You don’t die. And every so often I think you can get a spd

Speed, wis, or dex. It’s faster and easier to just farm sprites. Arena is just for bragging rights, really.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Trading TF2 Metal for Pots

Originally posted by 1337ATROTMG:

Advice : I would make the ratio equivalent of what u could buy them for IN REAL MONEY, not for other items.

And how exactly are we going to approximate the monetary value of speeds? (Scrap actually has a monetary value, as calculated by it being 1/54 of $2.49. That would make it 4-5 cents per scrap.)

Originally posted by Astrocrapper:

Agreed, I think 1 spd to 1 scrap would be more fair.

Actually, I’m considering this. ._.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / the funny things that noob say thread!!!

“UT items pls” – This, when UTs are untradeable…

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Where do you get epic bows?

Originally posted by doplamingo:

i’ve gotten a crap ton load of gbows and vbows from ceme

Tiered bows suck for a lot of occasions, except to sell to people who like them. If you think gbow is epic, then you should probably consider your DPS compared to an archer/huntress with an untiered bow. (Tiered bows are good for taking out mobs of low-health minions, because of the spread and piercing. The low damage of each shot makes them less effective against high-def enemies compared to a bow with its damage concentrated in a single shot. A Covert will have a higher percentage of its DPS nullified than the Doom Bow by a high-def enemy.)

That’s my two cents. Since this thread was necroed from almost two years ago, we should probably stop posting on it. I though I might as well throw in my opinion before saying this :P

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Trading TF2 Metal for Pots

Originally posted by RPGiST27:

I’d say something within 1 ref for a def. And 2 reclaimed for a speed pot.
So that’s 1:1def 0.6:1spd. Seems balanced to me.

1 ref for a def? That seems a bit high. I’d get more def farming for the amount of time it would take to accumulate 18 weapons that could be crafted into a ref. (At 30-70 minutes (50 average) per drop, that’s 900 minutes or 15 hours. And that’s provided the weapons come in pairs used by the same class. If I farmed for 900 minutes, I could probably get several life. I’m unlucky with drops; 8-10 white bags in a year and a half of ROTMG.)

Originally posted by XX22:

You are buying pots for metal from TF2?
Great.
Dont go too far to buying a rotmg account for metal.

Well, it’s possible to get metal by just playing TF2, although it would take a hell of a lot of time to accumulate enough to buy a ROTMG account. Theoretically, I could get one for no money and a lot of time. But I wasn’t planning on it anyway, I like my account.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Trading TF2 Metal for Pots

Originally posted by Astrocrapper:

I think a def:scrap is way too low. If you can make an offer were both happy with I would trade with you in an instant.

I’m the one selling the metal. And my question is badly formatted, sorry. I meant:

What’s the ratio of def:scrap?
? def : ? scrap

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Trading TF2 Metal for Pots

Well, I have a bunch of metal lying around, and I don’t really play TF2 as much as I used to, so I figured, “Hey, why not see if anyone else plays ROTMG and TF2 and wants to do a trade-off?”

Unfortunately, there are a few setbacks.

1) What’s Def:Scrap? What would be a good price?
2) Can I trust anyone? There would have to be a simultaneous Steam trade and ROTMG trade going on. I’m afraid the scrap buyer would have to give the def first. I know I’m trustworthy, and I’ll see if I can get a few vouches for my trustworthiness from people I’ve done business with in the past (namely, UGCs).
3) How many people would be interested? Or would bother?

Anyway, that’s my thread. Any thoughts?

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / the funny things that noob say thread!!!

Originally posted by TarikHyoga3:

“give me all your fame”

XD Great.

Originally posted by drakox123:

One more from me!! Inside a cem: i was asking who will paralyze and a noob ninja told me ‘’Shut up and play’’ i told him i wont shut up cause hes a noob

Just don’t reply to them. They’re idiots.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / [Guide] What to do, and what not to do.

Originally posted by WoG1747:
Originally posted by swordrush:

Don’t try to max in one day because I can’t?

Challenge accepted.

Waiting for the video.

Good luck.

It’ll probably just be me with -1 to each stat before maxing, then drinking one of each pot and saying “oh look I maxed.” It’s technically correct.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / the funny things that noob say thread!!!

selects t0 seal
“ammy pls”

Back in the ammy days :P

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / [Guide] What to do, and what not to do.

Don’t try to max in one day because I can’t?

Challenge accepted.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / i want tier 13 and 14 weapons dont you

Originally posted by J4D333N:
Originally posted by swordrush:
Originally posted by danieldubois:

posted on 2013 october 17 there is no tier 14/15 armor or tier 13/14 wepons

Again, I just found this. Let these bloody threads die. You don’t need to go back and find old threads to give updates on them. People figure this out on their own, you know.

“Bloody threads”?

It’s just the way I talk sometimes (e.g. bloody hell, mate). :L

Let the thread die…

The irony about that is I had to give it life to let it die.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Your most annoying thing that you did in ROTMG.

Originally posted by Logan8er121:

This “danieldubois” seems to be necroing all these forum posts…

Shh…just let this thread die.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Fusing Weapons.

Originally posted by RyanDestro:

Maybe something like the pet yard, but the blacksmiths. You upgrade it with fame so you can upgrade stuff using fame. ie: Level 1 – Tier 0 to Tier 3. Level 2 – Tier 0 to 6. Level 3 – Tier 0 to 9. Level 4 – Tier 0 to 10. Level 5 – Tier 0 to 11. (Maxed)

And then we get people with like…waaay too much fame just using this to forge old tops and squeeze more pots out of their existence. (Hell, I did it.) Then again, it’s p2w now, so I don’t care anymore.

Originally posted by firanian:

Update for forum: Maximum tier after forging is 13. Cannot fuse different items. Example: you cannot fuse a shuriken with a bow.

Hey, you wanna answer some other complaints too?

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Sorcerer redesign idea

Originally posted by chickensssss:

this is completely useless. Sorc is good the way it is. Get a better pet + fulmi = Crazy. It is also a ranged class so itll stick back and not want to take bullets. Why was this thread evern created?

Because some people like myself are unlucky and never get UT drops. (I actually got 3 this week, but only 1 white – still an unbreakable record.) Plus, pets do take time. Scepters should really be stronger. However, a max dex/att sorc with cwand definitely has an edge over wizards at a god horde.

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Originally posted by noobkingGT:
Originally posted by swordrush:
Originally posted by askd:

Granted, you get a Broken Energy Staff.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted ASAP.

Granted, but I grant it 2 hours after I could have because I saw it earlier.
I wish for every vault chest open and full of lifes. o3o

Granted! but then your computer broke.
I WISH FOR UNLIMITED TIER 0 ITEMZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What an uncreative wish granted. Plus, I have several computers and I can dual-boot.
Wish granted. Guess what? You already have unlimited t0 items!

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / You know you're addicted to Realm of the Mad God when...

You know you’re addicted to RotMG when you see a blue tarp and think “Oh shit, a pot bag!”

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Originally posted by askd:

Granted, you get a Broken Energy Staff.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted ASAP.

Granted, but I grant it 2 hours after I could have because I saw it earlier.
I wish for every vault chest open and full of lifes. o3o

 
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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / i want tier 13 and 14 weapons dont you

Originally posted by danieldubois:

posted on 2013 october 17 there is no tier 14/15 armor or tier 13/14 wepons

Again, I just found this. Let these bloody threads die. You don’t need to go back and find old threads to give updates on them. People figure this out on their own, you know.