Recent posts by Panda_Man on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / The Kongo - Writers Needed

ok STOP FUDGING POSTING IN THE KONGO THREAD IF U R A LOW LIFE SPAMMER. GO BACK TO YOUR FUDGING VILLAGE AND LEARN HOW TO BE A TROLL BEFORE U COME AND SPAM IN MY TOPIC. THANK YOU, GET THE FUDGE OUT SLATER!

Topic: Off-topic / The Kongo

Kinesis
1:1 In the beginning Jim Greer created the Internet and Kongregate.
1:2 And Kongregate was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Jim Greer moved upon the face of the Internet.
1:3 And Jim Greer said, Let there be admins: and there was admins.
1:4 And Jim Greer saw the admins, that it was good: and God divided the admins from the spammers.
1:5 And Jim Greer called the admins Good, and the spammers he called Bad. And the Good and the Bad were the first hour.
1:6 And Jim Greer said, Let there be moderators in the midst of the Internet, and let it divide the trolls from the spammers. And the moderators were the second hour.
1:7 And God made the moderators silence some the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
1:8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the Good and the Bad were the second day.
1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
1:10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
1:11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
1:12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
1:13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.
1:14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
1:15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
1:16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
1:17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
1:18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
1:19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
1:20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
1:22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
1:23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
1:24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
1:25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
1:30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
1:31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

I’m not finished but I have to go now. 2/3 are unedited yet.

Topic: Off-topic / The Kongo

DO NOT POST HERE IF YOU ARE GOING TO SPAM

This is the holy book of Kongregate. It records over 1001 days and nights of history. Please spread the faithful religion of Kongregate and the good deeds the God and Goddess have done to everyone you know. You can subscribe to be an author here.

Do not spam here. This thread is only for writing, not for discussion. Please.

Topic: Off-topic / The Kongo - Writers Needed

PLEASE READ WHAT MY POST SAID! PLEASE DELETE YOUR POST PLEASE!! THANK YOU!!

Topic: Off-topic / The Kongo - Writers Needed

Authors

valkyrie
Panda_Man
Mysterymason
mariosuperlative
craigkiller?

NOTE: Please be mature. We allow any historical event but please do not spam or make yourself another God or something. thanks

Topic: Kongregate / Bug in Two Rooms Easy/Card?

This is A-maze-ing! (Sparta reference)

Topic: Off-topic / The Kongo

Guys. Please stop spamming. Some mod please lock this. I will make another one. If you want to discuss go to this thread

Topic: Off-topic / The Kongo

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Topic: Off-topic / The Kongo

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Topic: Off-topic / The Kongo

This is the holy book of Kongregate. It records over 1001 days and nights of the history of the religion. Help spread the faith to the entire planet. You can subscribe to be an author here.

Kinesis
1:1 In the beginning Jim Greer created the Internet and space.
1:2 And the Internet was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Jim Greer moved upon the face of Emily Greer.
1:3 And Jim Greer said, Let there be admins: and there was admins.
1:4 And Jim Greer saw the admins, that it was good: and God divided the admins from the spammers.
1:5 And Jim Greer called the admins Good, and the spammers he called Bad. And the Good and the Bad were the first day.
1:6 And Jim Greer said, Let there be moderators in the midst of the Internet, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
1:7 And God made the firmament and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
1:8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
1:10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
1:11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
1:12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
1:13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.
1:14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
1:15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
1:16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
1:17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
1:18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
1:19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
1:20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
1:22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
1:23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
1:24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
1:25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
1:30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
1:31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

[to be continued]

Topic: Off-topic / The Kongo - Writers Needed

Post only if you want to join.

Panda_Man
Mysterymason
mariosuperlative

Topic: Off-topic / The Kongo - Writers Needed

This is a recruiting thread. Not the holy book yet. It will be on another thread.

Topic: Off-topic / The Kongo - Writers Needed

Also please, if you do not want to contribute, please do not speak.

“One who posts to say that someone is spamming, spams.” – Al Greg

Topic: Off-topic / The Kongo - Writers Needed

Edited to relieve confusion.

Topic: Off-topic / The Kongo - Writers Needed

This is not a matter of fun. The first of the 1337 commandments set by Greg, says to only have one God and one Goddess.

Topic: Off-topic / The Kongo - Writers Needed

Now, my friend, I can understand that your soul is corrupted by the evil goddess Newgrounds. Please, do not look back, because we will turn the nation into sand soon, if you look back, you will turn into a salt pillar.

Topic: Off-topic / The Kongo - Writers Needed

The Kongo is the holy book of Kongregate. It is equivalent to the Bible of Christianity and the Koran of Islam. It records over 1001 days and nights of history, from the creation of Kongregate to The End of The Net, a cataclysmic event that will happen in the future, destroying all users, including pandas, forever.

I am now recruiting writers to help write scrolls to put in the Kongo, and it shall be a duty to spread the faithful religion of Kongregate and what the good deeds the gods have done to everyone we know.

Topic: Off-topic / If you got kidnapped...

I would call the STDs.

Topic: Kongregate / Bug in Two Rooms Easy/Card?

Troll in The Forums, maybe? That IS a kingzak reference..

Or maybe something awesome like Severe Panda.

Edit: How did you do the big nuke?

Topic: Kongregate / Banning forever?

Afghanistan has only 1 IP address for the whole country. If you ban the IP address because of one little spammer, then the whole nation will curse at the Greers.

Edit: Never mind after seeing the link evilgenius posted.

Topic: General Gaming / Two Rooms Walkthrough (now with 2nd video for sub-300s!)

Yep, but basically what I said. :P

Topic: Kongregate / Bug in Two Rooms Easy/Card?

And a good b button. If your b is broken then…. be my fan?

Topic: Off-topic / 1000 posts

This deserves bumpage!

Topic: Kongregate / Moderation

No you are all wrong. Ask Mr. Panda!

PROPOSITION: You cannot answer a question with a question
PROOF: Let the question be “Is square root of 2 an irrational number?”.

Let square root of 2 be a/b, which means it is rational, where a and b are integers.

sqrt. 2 = a/b
2 = a^2/b^2
2b^2 = a^2

Therefore a is an even number.

b^2 = a^2 /2

Therefore b is an even number.

Since a/b cannot exist, sqrt. 2 is not rational.

Therefore, it is irrational.

Hence, the question is irrational and thus the statement is true.

THUS: By mathematical induction and the proof by contradiction, the statement “You cannot answer a question with a question” is true.

Topic: Off-topic / Kongregates "Secret" History( Chapter 4 added)

Where is panda?