Recent posts by DMinor on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / The Non-Alligned

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

You used to be cool stots

now you’re just a fedora

not a man

but a fedora

you are nothing more than an accessory.

Says the man who lets girls wear him like a purse without getting anything in return.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favorite snack!

Yogurt.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever been chased by a person or animal?

I was chased by my mom once. I came home late one night and when I saw her still up I asked “why are you still up”. She was really high and took this as an insult so she grabbed an umbrella and tried to hit me with it. I ran out of the house and she jumped on my bike and chased after me.
I can still hear the crunching sound of her, the bike, and the umbrella and being flattened by the lightrail as she ran a red light to try to catch me. So I suppose in a way she’s still chasing me, to this very day.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Trent owns a Fedora

It’s a good thing I stopped being friends with that loser lol.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I wanted to keep reading Homestuck...

Anything that stops you from reading Homestuck is good. Even crack.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / this needs attention - Darren Rainey

“this needs attention”
This isn’t Tumblr. Make a post that doesn’t begin with a self-righteous declaration of importance and maybe people will take you seriously.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey OTers.

Nobody can escape OT. Nobody. It’s inevitable that those who leave come crawling back. Maybe they lurk in the shadows, but they’re still there. Watching. Waiting.
Death can be the only release. I look forward to seeing you all on the other side, my comrades in shitposting.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / TFW I realize I could live off Youtube Videos alone

As long as you don’t spend all your money on cheeseburgers again.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why don't cereals have toys in them anymore?

Because toys are lame.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are spiders beautiful?

You be the judge.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What user does actually make good threads with DISCUSSION VALUE???

Originally posted by TerribleToaster:

I’m probably the only person who makes quality threads anymore.

You sure do buddy.
You sure do.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would you do if digging and you found a 1000 dollar bill, but then a guy came up from behind demanding it?

Originally posted by Cwovictor:

I’d give to him, done. I don’t even think 1000 bills exist.




I’d give him the bill, but I’d trail him back to his house. While he sleeps I’d murder him, steal the bill, and then burn his house to the ground.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why does Mme only post in threads mentioning her?

I think it has more to do with Eggo.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / MmeBunneh: mysterious?

I find it suspicious that nobody’s seen her birth certificate. If she was really born in America, she should be comfortable showing it to us! I’m not being racist, but everybody needs to follow the rules and laws in place for our leaders, and if Bunneh can’t show documentation of her birth, well, she needs to be impeached!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Only eat one food for the rest of you life

I’d eat a fried rice dish containing brown rice, peas, carrots, kale, onions, ginger, salmon, eggs, and lamb for the rest of my life.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You wake up and your sandwiches become alive and they are watching your favorite movie.

I don’t have any sandwiches. This is unrealistic.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you like to grow fairy wings??

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by DMinor:

Why on earth would I want fairy wings? I wouldn’t be able to fly with them since they’d be incapable of producing lift, and I’d never be able to wear a shirt with them. I’d also have to worry about damaging them all the time since they’re frail.

wow look who’s a fucking expert on fairy wings
do you have a master’s degree in fairy anatomy or something

Yes actually. I got a master’s in fairy physiology and a Ph.D in fairy neuroscience, as well as a certificate in fairy psychology and a minor in fairy gender studies.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you like to grow fairy wings??

Why on earth would I want fairy wings? I wouldn’t be able to fly with them since they’d be incapable of producing lift, and I’d never be able to wear a shirt with them. I’d also have to worry about damaging them all the time since they’re frail.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you were put in a fight agaisnt a 100% random person on earth

Maybe. Since a good portion of the world is starving African kids, well, I at least think it would be a tie.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New OT Territory!

It would’ve been a better idea to not make a thread in OT about it.
EDIT: Finding a completely inactive forum away from this site is probably a better bet for expanding our territory. I’ll see if I can find some.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / SD was just trolling after all.

It’s not trolling if you say you’re trolling. Sorry. That’s a copout. Anybody who says “just kidding I was only pretending to be retarded” is trying to save face, no matter how much the insist that it was all a joke.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do YOU hate about Kong?

The posting speed limit that the mods have yet to address, despite the numerous amount of complaints.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you lock your doors at night??

Every night. Every day. I just keep my doors locked.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / SD was just trolling after all.

And then we return to real life.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If EVERYONE on OT met at one place all at the same time, who would you talk to first?

I’d probably ask the closest person if they knew any reliable taxi services in the area.