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Topic: Off-topic / whats the most f'ed up thing you can think of right now

A puppy dog after being raped and kicked several times.
I really didn’t like posting that….. I’m going to go kill myself….

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Why do Atheists dislike.....

Not believing doesn’t really mean “Disliking.”

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Why are you Atheist?

Honestly, because I think it’s a bunch of nonsense. I don’t think magic is real, thus, I do not think God is real.
(Here comes the stuff about how “God isn’t magic”…..)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am giving you these supplies. Take over the world with them.

Continued:
Now that wall-mart and mountain dew are gone, The worlds supply of caffeine and low-priced groceries are gone, leaving the world in a state of peril. (Also, the president being gone is a good advantage. Lets get back to that.) By now the super-sniper is done, allowing me to shoot the VP and miss, hitting the glass. The VP Will then resign due to fear, and I will steal a robot from the government while they are all in panic. Using this robot, it will enter the campaign, and I will run for vice prez. I’ll shoot out a plane carrying all the candidates down. MY robot is winning second in the polls, so while they use their emergency parachutes, I shoot a razor-blade with one of my super-guns, cutting his parachute off, and making it look like an accident (for now, at least). 2 years later, My first hobo got a job as a Pro wrestler, and got trained to take advantage of his strength.
TO BE CONTINUED AGAIN.
Grounded >.>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am giving you these supplies. Take over the world with them.

First, I would get my technologists to turn that fuzzy thing into an explosive object-like thing. I would then feed my third hobo to the cow, thereby killing both of them. I would take the cow carcass and stuff it in one of the mountain dew crates. I would then send 10 crates of mountain dew to the wall-mart chief executive of the world, and stuff that fuzzy thing in the cow carcass. I’m well on my way. I would then use my technologist to make my expired can of broccoli radioactive. I would get my fourth hobo to send an accordion-themed telegram saying the broccoli is “With all her love -mom”. Then i would get me technologist and second hobo to work on all the guns, making superguns. While im waiting for that, me and the first hobo load up the subway train with the remaining 10 crates of mountain dew, and put the train on auto-pilot so it will crash into another train. When over 120 are dead, mountain dew inc. gets sued.

TO BE CONTINUED….
i gots to be in bed >.>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am giving you these supplies. Take over the world with them.

Alright, I got a link with a working format…..
Look at it, read the supplies you have, and use them to take over the world.
http://brayofden.newgrounds.com/news/post/396509

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am giving you these supplies. Take over the world with them.

Oh my gosh, somebody lock this topic. The format got all messed up

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I am giving you these supplies. Take over the world with them.

I will give you the supplies listed below. Post here how you would use them to take over the world. -An abandoned warehouse full of your stuff, but still has 50% of storage left. -A (full) watering can -A technologist specializing in bombs, radioactivity, and gun smithy. -A cow -20 crates full of 2-liter mountain dew bottles. -A working subway train (parked in restricted part of subway, you can drive out of it though). -Some fuzzy thing i found in my pocket -A computer, monitor, keyboard, and mouse. Windows XP Installed. -An expired can of broccoli. -A drawing of a seagull your kindergartner made in class (cute <3>ll post later with my plan to rule the world.)
 
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Topic: Off-topic / If You Had A Pool Full Of.....

Probably 42.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I would like a cookie.

Have you heard of them? They’re those tasty round sugary pieces of baked dough, a lot have chocolate chips in them!
If you dont know what they are, Then i will slap you wil a pillowcase filled with boiled hot dogs.
By the way, wheres my cookie?