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Topic: Off-topic / So I just recently drove by a nudist beach and...

Originally posted by Zachary_Greene:

Originally posted by KrazyKrippler:

Originally posted by Zachary_Greene:

Originally posted by KrazyKrippler:

Originally posted by Betelgueze:

Originally posted by KrazyKrippler:

Originally posted by Zachary_Greene:

Because driving by and seeing someone nude is such a bad thing.

It is.

Are you too insensitive?

No, it’s just that seeing a fat hairy mans dick is a little disturbing, don’t you think?

The look away, look at someone else and stop being a douche.

I didn’t know that was a nudist beach. I looked away as soon as possible. The image is still burned into my retinas.

You’re tempting me, although it would take too long to set up TOR.
Are you 11 or something?

Fix’d

Topic: Off-topic / Anti-Jokes > Jokes

hahah those are good.

A horse walks in to a bar. what does the bartender say?
Why the long face?

wait for the person to chuckle a bit…
The horse responds, “My wife is dying of terminal cancer.”

Oh and that pizza one reminds me of “Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, its too long”

Topic: Off-topic / So I just recently drove by a nudist beach and...

what’re you queer or sumpin?

Topic: Off-topic / Anti-Jokes > Jokes

q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

a: He got hit by a bus.

q: How do you make a plumber cry?

a: kill his family.

q: What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor?

a: where’s my tractor?

q: What did the homeless man get for christmas?

a: nothing.

q: why was the boy sad?

a: he had a frog stapled to his face.

q: how do you get a clown off of a swing?

a: hit him with an axe.

q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

a: the holocaust.

knock-knock!
who’s there?
The police. Your entire family was killed in a car accident.

knock-knock!
who’s there?
to.
to who?
To WHOM.

Post your favorite anti-jokes :)

Topic: Off-topic / OT, Help! Girl trouble

Originally posted by Vegard20:

She said she was sorry, what’s your problem?

the doctor still hasnt figured it out

Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

8/10.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TBKFRqNAjc

THIS VERSION, not the paul mccartney one.

Topic: Off-topic / OT, Help! Girl trouble

Well, if you call this demon a girl. She’s a total bitch, annoying, wont leave me alone, so my question is WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO GET RID OF HER??
Oh, this picture of my messages may help you forge an opinion discerning her.

Topic: Serious Discussion / What... The... F*CK?!?!?!?!

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

I randomly came across this, and I almost socked my monitor. I am no gay rights activist, but WTF ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT???!!

They list bands/singers that influence kids to become homosexuals… Here are some of them:

George Strait (WTF?!)
Eminem (THE FUUCK?? HE BASHES GAYS IN EVERY SONG!!)
Metallica (???? THEY ARE JUST A METAL BAND…)
DMX (also a gay-basher…)
Britney Spears (i like how their only supporting reason is because she kissed madonna, once)

They also mention this:
Parents, make sure that if you find any of these listed CDs in your kids bedrooms, BURN THE CDs. Make sure the kids watch. Make sure they feel the heat. Let them know that they will also burn in hell for eternity if they listen to this music.

I happen to be a christian man, and this should NOT represent Christianity in ANY shape or form.

Topic: Off-topic / John Marston Died at the end of red dead redemption, and I was like:

Originally posted by Marcus_Silenced4:

Originally posted by Marcus_Silenced4:

Best jersey Shore gif until someone finds one of Snooki getting punched

nvm

Topic: Off-topic / John Marston Died at the end of red dead redemption, and I was like:

Thanks for spoiling it, asshole.

Topic: Off-topic / John Marston Died at the end of red dead redemption, and I was like:

And then I was like:

Topic: Off-topic / John Marston Died at the end of red dead redemption, and I was like:

Topic: Off-topic / how do you make your words *BIG*

I have a big weiner!

Topic: Off-topic / Help OT! Boredom is chasing me and he has a knife!

Originally posted by Tilval:

I have neither PS3 nor XBOX360, should I disregard the rest of your post?

Probably. Haha

[EDIT]: Better yet, commit suicide.

Topic: Off-topic / Help OT! Boredom is chasing me and he has a knife!

Haha as you can see from the title, I am very bored. <insert-joke-about-being-on-kongregate-here> I have an xbox 360, (psshhh, who DOESNT [oh yeah, ps3 fags. {jk i actually hate people that have console wars}]) and I have 10 maybe 12 games, only a few of them I still play, and they are:

- Red Dead Redemption [ RDR ]
- Black Ops (Yes, I like stress, you snide assholes.) [Blops]
- Halo: Reach [Reach]
- SOMETIMES Grand theft auto IV [GTA 4]
- Assassins Creed 2 [I’ve played and beat AC1 and AC:B]

I have the 100% Completion stat for RDR, and have played through the storyline 3-4 times. Although, I still play the multiplayer.

I am 10k exp[ish] away from prestiging for my 4th time. on Blops.

I have not beat the Reach campaign on my main account, my last account got banned. I enjoy the Reach multiplayer experience, but only on a time limit. (i.e. I get bored with it after two hours or so)

Currently in GTA 4 Im working for Bernie, [not in that way, you losers.] if that gives you an idea of where I am in the storyline. I am sort of bored of this game.

I have only attained sequence 4 or 5 of AC2, I don’t know if I want to continue. Atm, [for obvious reasons] it does not compare to Brotherhood.

NOW, ot, the question is:

Topic: Off-topic / WoW prank :D

Hahaha, just read the trade chat for the first time.

Topic: Off-topic / WoW prank :D

Originally posted by Tilval:

lol paladin

loladin*

Topic: Off-topic / WoW prank :D

Since you probably cant read my crappy MS paint writing, it says:

“To do this urself, type: /em and then whatever you want it to say.” i.e. /em is the coolest person EVER! My name is Dizz, so it would show up as “Dizz is the coolest person EVER!”, in orange writing, so it looks like a real emote. It’s sort of an easter egg that blizz put in the game a while back. Its fun to use.

Topic: Off-topic / Nickname help!

Originally posted by yourmomdad:

Woman.
Sex slave.
Worthless.

I’m sure you’re a ladies man!

Topic: Off-topic / Nickname help!

Hey guys, I need to think of a nickname for my girlfriend named Ambree. Thanks. And can it be involved with her name? I don’t want crap like “honeyboo” and “cuddlebear”

Topic: Off-topic / Tips for a story I want to write?

Originally posted by hyperhippy92:

Originally posted by xRainsx:

Originally posted by 2CuteCaterpillar:

So, do you want ideas on a storyline or how to write well?

I dont want a whole storyline, I just need something to start with. I’m lost.

I thought you came us with a good beginning yourself… A young man in his early 30’s mysteriously awakens to a strange post-apocalyptic fairytale world after being knocked unconscious being a hero trying to save an old lady’s purse from the grasp of a common new jersey thief. He had been dragged to by some gnomes who happened to come by him after accidentally stumbling across an intradimensional rift. They had taken him because the gnomes had sensed his bravery when they witnessed his act of heroism. It turns out that this guy would be just the one needed to put an end to their wicked tyrannical leader. So together with a team of rebellious heroes, they sought out to restore peace in the once fine land of Happyville.

You have successfully lit a spark in my mind — I’m having visions of awesome things I can do with the story to pull it apart and make it last, but not dull OR an action story with no storyline (cough gears of war)

Thank you so much!

Topic: Off-topic / I hate rust

Blame the game for its populance. Go on.

Topic: Off-topic / Do russians have "Capitalist America" jokes?

In Capitalist America where 75% of the Country’s resturants are fast-food, you are FAT.

Topic: Off-topic / if you had a band what would you name it

/b/4 its over

Topic: Off-topic / Do russians have "Capitalist America" jokes?

we should start posting soviet russia ones now.

In Soviet Russia, G6 is like YOU.