Recent posts by Marh on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / How would it feel if you cut your ears off

How Can Cutting Be Real If Our Ears Aren’t Real

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Open-ended games

Hey guys! So I’m working on developing a game with some other people, and right now we’re trying to look at games, most likely puzzle games, that have more than one solution to the problems they offer. A good example of this might be Fantastic Contraption.

Any recommendations on games like this would be really appreciated. Thanks!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / So, gamestop's in for a while now...

Just another classic example of Gamestop’s furious and unyielding jingoism.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This Just In: All Textbooks Worldwide Are Completely Filled With Fake Information

Originally posted by ThetaPrime01400:

I’m saying. You guys all say that “all because some book” says it, it doesn’t mean it’s true. So because a math book says 2+2=4 is true, it isn’t?

Wait does this mean Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings aren’t real either???

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How would you describe your online character alignment.

chaotic neutral

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Bronies haters.

You know what’s worse than brony haters?

OMG WHY DOES EVERYONE PICK ON US BRONIES I JUST DON’T GET IT
SERIOUSLY GUYS
HAVE YOU NOTICED?
US BRONIES ARE TERRIBLY VICTIMIZED OMG

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How tall is Kongregate?

6’1 1/2

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I received Watchmen for my Birthday.

It’s interesting. There were many aspects of it that I thought were very creative and different for it’s time, and even still stand out today. I think the end-of-the-world, dreary mindset that is deep within the root of the plot (and obviously deep within the era itself) really resonates today, considering the world that we live in, and the fact that this could be incorporated into a superhero medium makes it even more relating. I’m typically not a fan of superhero comics (and films) because I think they just tend me shallow and lack a lot of artistic substance, but Watchmen – along with a few choice others – really are exempt from this.

I suppose what is most striking about Watchmen is how well it paralleled the feeling of the era it was in. It was written in the midst of the cold war, and it’s all about some old retired superheroes who are all dried up and out of work in this new era where there aren’t really any definable bad guys, just an overall sense of dread. That’s not at all unlike the cold war in the real world, where we had moved passed any sort of great wars where men went out and fought for their country, and the same sense of unity in the country had really dissipated. All that was left was just this sense of dread that everything could end at any moment, and while there was still the “rahhh rahh commies!” nationalism, it definitely didn’t hold a candle to the old sense of patriotism. I think Watchmen really sums up this transformation of a country’s peoples’ mindset really well, which is why it’s so interesting as a novel.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / trying mariwana

Well, I’ve smoked a lot of weed. I don’t smoke as much anymore unless I’m out with friends and sort of in the mood because these days it just makes me hazy and lightheaded, and usually quite tired as well. For about the first year of smoking weed, way back when, many of the highs were unique and different. Sadly, it’s not that why anymore, and the same goes for pretty much anybody else I know who has spent a good amount of time smoking weed regularly.

Try it, of course. There’s no real harm to it as long as you’re mature, and it’s better than sitting around being curious. Weed is like any other substance you put into your body (caffeine, sugar ect.), the only reason you have more apprehension about it is the social stigma surrounding it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Team Fortress 2 Masterthread

Bitch, I’m rolling in hats and spy miscs.

Yeah, but you’ll never be stabby.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / An Expansive Directory of Kongregate Rooms (English)

Room owner of Didactic Fractals is JohannasGarden

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Mod of the year

JudeMaverick is pretty good

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Team Fortress 2 Masterthread

>implying you guys aren’t a bunch of entry-level, hatless, lazer-gun worshipping, orange 100% crit low gravity – playing, F2P, backburning, quickfixing, liberty launching, phlogging, pomsoming, bodyshotting, public raffling, call-of-dutying, quickselling, entry-level pleb scrub ponyfags.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / GOD caused the Newtown school shooting because Christianity isn't taught in public schools

If something is 99% white. You are allowed to refer to it as white, even if 1% is not.

Nobody is allowing you to do anything, you’re allowing yourself.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's your favourite movie?

American Beauty, American Psycho, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Mulholland Dr.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

This is a classic one of me

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Paris tourist attractions)

pictures for sad children

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever drank so much liquid that you can hear it when you move?

I drank so much liquid it came out of my penis.
Crazy huh?

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Why does the government have the right to a woman's body, but a woman does not?

Because abortion is murder and it goes against God’s great will, which is that all life shall flourish under him. Forget that there are millions and millions of starving and abused children, just in the United States alone; it’s a much better use of our time to stress about abortion.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Embarassing school stories

>walking to school
>see cute, blonde girl 9/10 in yoga pants
>go up to her
>little do i know, the spaghetti gods are smiling in my favor
>stutter ‘h-hey babe’
>she looks at me in disgust
>squeal as she looks at me
>spaghetti is beginning to ooze out of pockets
>she asks me what i want
>i mutter “i-i think that you I THINK THAT YOU HAVE NICE LEGS
>she tells me to screw off
>spaghetti is gushing out at this point
>i flex my lats and run away
>spaghetti spewing out as i run

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your forum Kongreversary? UPDATE: I can find your first post, taking requests!

November 25, 2007

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Losing faith in humanity

It’s a figure of speech, and nothing else. A few take it a bit further and make claims like “humanity is scum, I hope the world is wiped out one day”, but those people are typically just craving for attention, and frustrated at their disturbing lack of it.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Add a "Forums" button!

Clicking ‘community’ brings you straight to the forums, you don’t need to click ‘all forums’.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Rate the Avatar Above You

What Devourer said; these threads aren’t allowed here.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Guess the City game

Give a hint.

Are you sure that’s a city? It looks like it might not be large enough.