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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

you gave this thread an interesting twist by dishing out an insult rather than a compliment

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hi

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

go back to your main

Welcome back!

why thank you

 
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Topic: Off-topic / deal or no deal

Originally posted by aguspal:

The ripped part ruined it.

It would be a deal just for the “eat whatever you want and never get fat” part. But you had to you had to ruin it.

well, you could do that too, but wouldn’t it be nice to be jacked like that guy?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

your avatar is interesting

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hi

go back to your main

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT we talk about sexual fantasies with ur waifu

Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

sometimes at night i dream about having sex with a donut

What kind of donut?

jelly donuts. i love the gooey texture

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How tall are you?

5’10"

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You must have anal with one of these

Originally posted by zhs00000:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

tough choice since you didn’t specify which end i’d be on

You would be in back. Think of the garbage disposal as an anus.

then i choose the other one. either that or suicide

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT we talk about sexual fantasies with ur waifu

sometimes at night i dream about having sex with a donut

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You must have anal with one of these

tough choice since you didn’t specify which end i’d be on

 
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Topic: Off-topic / whatever u like is wrong

i like pizza. how can that be wrong

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ow that fuckin hurt

just did it again for the 3rd time, it really didn’t even hurt this time. getting tougher already.

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by curadocesar:
Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

just finished rolling a rolling pin up and down my shins for 3 minutes each. wasn’t too pleasant

I literally dont understand the meaning of this sentence…

learn english then.

Somehow I dont feel it is my fault this time around….

i took a wooden rolling pin and rolled it up and down my shins for 3 minutes each in order to harden my shin bones, because i’m training for muay thai

 
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Topic: Off-topic / deal or no deal

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

do i turn black? if so, no deal.

no but you get to be as shredded as him

Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

no deal
why do i want to be ripped

cause it’s awesome

 
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Topic: Off-topic / deal or no deal

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by 15man:

deal.
with mussels like that i could rape who ever i wanted!

and no one could fuck with you when you go to prison :D

damn straight!
i could have like two or three prison bitches!

easily

 
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Topic: Off-topic / discuss CROWS :>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Originally posted by nikolas10161:

They’re inferior to ducks.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Favorite Car Thread.

a rusty ol’ pickup truck

 
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Topic: Off-topic / deal or no deal

Originally posted by 15man:

deal.
with mussels like that i could rape who ever i wanted!

and no one could fuck with you when you go to prison :D

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

you have good taste fashion

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ow that fuckin hurt

Originally posted by Bankzy:

have you gotten shin splints yet

no, i’ve gotten shin splints from other things, but not this exercise

 
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Topic: Off-topic / deal or no deal

you get to eat whatever the fuck you want for the rest of your life and never have to work out and yet you’ll still be as ripped as this guy

BUT…your penis shrinks 2 inches.
deal or no deal?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

you give good compliments

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ow that fuckin hurt

Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

muay thai bro?

you’re supposed to kick trees

congrats on being the only one to get it right! and yes i am aware of the tree kicking routine, but my shin bones are not yet strong enough for that, so i’m starting with a rolling pin. thanks for the input though

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ow that fuckin hurt

just finished rolling a rolling pin up and down my shins for 3 minutes each. wasn’t too pleasant

 
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Topic: Off-topic / make the WORST superpower ever!

the power to literally shit bricks

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

your counting skills are impressive