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Topic: Off-topic / super cool bro of mine sent me a gaem AND FUCK THE REST OF YOU

fuck you too

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Second!

C.O.D. they have nowhere near enough sequels (sarcasm)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who The Fuck Made Salad Fingers and Why? Were they on Ccrack?

never even heard of those, but yeah, whoever thought of that bullshit probably was on crack and who knows what else

 

Topic: Off-topic / What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Romney supporter?

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Topic: Off-topic / Why, Italy, why?

that looks japanese

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the best WW2 campaign game?

halo

 

Topic: Off-topic / Kill one, Marry one, Fuck one

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Topic: Off-topic / What do you sleep on

a mattress

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A very important subject.

oh good. i hate serious subjects

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What´s your walmart favorite section ?

the grocery section, which is basically most of the store

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best way to get kicked out of walmart

Originally posted by Aleazor:

Talk about the problems with religion and politics, demand the manager be held responsible.


we all hate this one bitch…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Ebola hypothetical question.

Originally posted by Froneboner:
Originally posted by Fronebular:
Originally posted by Reginleifx:
Originally posted by Fronebular:

The real shame is that ebola can also be found in tears, which are also only present in sex that was worth it.

Not to mention you’d have to burn the whip, gag, and rope you were using too. Come to think of it, this is starting to become a real pain.

But, I can’t shed any tears. Does that make my sexual activity not worth it?

One night with me and you’ll become a fountain guaranteed. If I can get tears from a rock you too can be saved.

One night with me and i will penetrate your ass so hard

 
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UberTrollMorgen

we’ll see how long that goes on. oh and i’m leaving the pyramid quote alone

 

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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

your avatar is cool (and makes me wonder what the N stands for)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Obama

Originally posted by fractalman:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

conspired against the people of the U.S. by creating ebola and spreading it, and trying to covertly install tracking devices in the bodies of all U.S citizens via the ebola vaccine that will most likely soon be implemented

The internet isn’t good at conveying sarcasm.

Ebola existed before Obama became president.

let me rephrase, it was created by the U.S. government as a whole rather than just obama himself

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Froneboner is hawt

Originally posted by Froneboner:

Shi givs mi de bowner

even though she’s a dude

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I will destroy the U.S. government

Originally posted by fractalman:

wtf?

Where did the “us government created ebola” conspiracy theory come from, anyways?

Never attribute to malice that which is much more simply attributed to stupidity.

there is reasonable evidence to back up my theories

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How producers ruin movies.

and then let’s make more sequels even though we have no more good ideas just to keep making money

 
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Topic: Off-topic / It's hard to manage 4 different accounts.

Originally posted by Aleazor:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Aleazor:

Fronebular,
Go for a walk. Get some sun. It will do you good.

that might be good advice for many of the people around here

Myself included.

least you’ll admit it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Real Fishing

the thing i don’t like about fishing is that i’ve always found it to be much more about luck than skill. i’ve never understood when i heard someone say “i’m good at fishing” or anything along those lines

 
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Topic: Off-topic / GG

Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
Originally posted by aguspal:

I dont get the joke.

Hey! Did you get the joke that only stupid people don’t get?

i didn’t. i must be stupid

 
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Topic: Off-topic / SOUND THE BATTLE CRY!

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