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Topic: Off-topic / Hypothetical: You discover magic, but no one believes you

Originally posted by MrSalvador:

You learn the secrets of magic and start becoming a FULL BLOWN WIZARD.

No one believes you and makes fun of you for it.

What would you do?

use magic against them. then how will they deny it?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Australia = shitty

Originally posted by Asdfret:

USA = godly

capitalist pig

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hypothetical: You have a month left to live.

do every drug in the world because i don’t have to worry about health effects. then do every chick i want because i don’t have to worry about STDs :3

 
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Topic: Off-topic / "Verbal Aggression"

Originally posted by Asdfret:

ITT: Discuss how funny it is when someone says “verbal fights” or “verbal aggression”.

physical conflict = fight
verbal conflict = arguement

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are a bank robber and this is the only getaway bicycle available

Originally posted by sosusline:

Imagine one day you are a BANK ROBBER fleeing from a police car!!!!
The only getaway bicycle you find is THIS ONE!!!!!

if you pedal as hard as you can on flat ground, do you think you will
1) Outspeed the police car which is going 60 km/h
2) Be caught by the police car OR
3) Totally fail and just give up at the start?
and why?

your only getaway bicycle looks like this~~
(note: u can assume it has pedals and is a fully functioning bicycle)

forget the bike. i could run faster than that piece of shit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best Villains of Pop Culture

Originally posted by kingboo19:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by kingboo19:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

lets face it. everyone in pop culture is a villan.

Even Yoda?

i see darth vader as more of a hero than a villian. he was born a hero, and he died a hero.

well that isin’t quite what i meant. yoda is the shit.


Hell’s Yeah he is. It’s him and Darth Vader. Most Bad-Ass Hero and Villain. (At least the ways I see it)


darth vader is more of a hero than a villain. he was born a hero and died a hero.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do Video Games Cause Violence?

of course video games do cause violence. don’t you know that every terrorist out there played violent video games as a kid? especially the ones that grew up in 3rd world middle eastern countries with no access to TVs, computers, or game consoles.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best Villains of Pop Culture

Originally posted by kingboo19:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

lets face it. everyone in pop culture is a villan.

Even Yoda?

well that isin’t quite what i meant. yoda is the shit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rubber reef cake?

carrot cake O_o

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best Villains of Pop Culture

Originally posted by SuperSexyAlpaca:

Dirty Bubble

man-ray is better >_>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best Villains of Pop Culture

lets face it. everyone in pop culture is a villan.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / spanish

who here is a mexican and had someone ever ask you if you “speak mexican”?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mom Is A Liar

parents have no room to accuse their children of lying after all the lies that they tell their kids (santa clause, tooth fairy, etc)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Writing a New Story

Originally posted by Ize_:

if anyone could give me some feedback on this that’d be great!

“Take it.”
“No.” I said in reply to Raider. He pushed the parcel against my chest and a gun against my throat.
“Take it!” He screamed. I had never heard that much anger in his voice before. Although I knew it wasn’t anger, it was fear. We had been living off of fear for the past 3 weeks. Broken dreams and lost loves, memories practically. Another memory flooded my mind: Police sirens. Raider and I quickly dodged behind a crate aside the road. I could see his breath, gasping for it still, after all that running. The sirens faded and we sprang out from behind the chest.
“Take a look at this.” Raider said pointing to a marking on the crate. Big red letters that spelled out “Quarantine drop” were stamped against the top of the crate. Together, Raider and I hauled ass back to the campsite with the crate. Eventually, we arrived at the camp. Everyone gathered around the crate, wondering what it held.
“We found this crate along the highway.” I went on to explain, pointing their attention towards the lettering. Just then, a shockwave blew past the campsite. A single rush of blue light ended with a loud explosion.
My ears were ringing violently. I tried to say “Is everyone okay?” but not being able to hear myself or anyone else didn’t give me a clear answer. After about 30 seconds of stumbling around the campsite. I had blacked out and fell to the ground.

TLDR

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ok so im pretty sure my entire class has like hearing damage

Originally posted by SMOOOOOOOOOOTHIE:

we went to a rock concert @ another school, it was really loud and like a hour long o.o

thats prolly bad
ive already had lame hearing for a few years tho from music, never realise how loud i am lol

rock music is supposed to be loud. it’s nothing unusual. and why was a rock concert held at a school? O_o

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Webelos Cub Scout Camp

i hate scouts

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you play an instrument?

Originally posted by Kellathor:

Is ‘Mayonnaise’ an instrument?

no. horseraddish is not an instrument either

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Shoes in the House

i don’t see the point of wearing shes in the house

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever been banned from a public place before?

i got banned from martins last year for “shoplifting”. it didn’t matter, i go back all the time anyway. they are too dumb to recognize me anyway

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have just noticed something!

Originally posted by TheEtah:

Well, you owe me $10000000000000000000000000.

and also me

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The idea of "playing God"

Originally posted by Asdfret:
What are your thoughts on the idea of “playing God”?

Stupid because God doesn’t exist.

funny how you think your half ass assumptions are straight up facts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hypothetical: You're being mugged.

Originally posted by adv0catus:

You’re in an alley, or whatever. You have your phone with you, a wallet with your government IDs, drivers license, debit card and $40 cash.

What do you do?

Personally, I’d stay calm and explain how logically it doesn’t make sense for them to mug me. $40 isn’t worth it and nothing in my wallet is useful to them, plus I’d get my phone disconnected immediately and it could be used to track them anyways.

i’d just beat the shit outta him

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If I rob and a bank in a rural area

Originally posted by KeepItOneHunned:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

i robbed every bank in the world and never got caught. i am still wanted all over the globe, but no one sees through my fake mustache disguise. evil laugh

Leave.

nah

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If I rob and a bank in a rural area

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:
Originally posted by KeepItOneHunned:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by KeepItOneHunned:

what are the chances of getting caught

get caught robbing a bank in an urban area, and you get arrested. get cought robbing a bank in a rural area, and you get shot down by a straw-hat hill billy farmer with a sawed off double barrel shotgun. make your choice.

I choose to murder everyone in the building

Even if the area is rural, you’re going to get a lot of attention.

especially if the area is rural. but go do that in vegas and no one’s gonna care. shit like that goes down every day around there.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My thoughts on transexuality

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

You can say a milling machine is a stereolithographer, but when you run the code you’re going to be pretty disappointed

i don’t understand you vocabulary